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My greatest fear of losing my virginity. (imgur.com)

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[–]TheClayroo 74 points75 points ago

Just a bro-tip for ya, one of you is likely going to have to grab it with a hand and guide. Don't just try landing it in the hangar.

[–]midgetfury[S] 26 points27 points ago

By far, the best wording ever

[–]growlingbear 20 points21 points ago

Pffft, even better. Just fumble for a second and she'll put it in for you.

[–]TheClayroo 11 points12 points ago

Exactly hahaha. Once I was drunk and in the shower with an ex and I tried going no hand assist, as I stood behind her. "uhhh...wrong hole."

dm;ha

[–]nougonewild 12 points13 points ago

i hope dm;ha stands for didn't matter, had anal.

[–]TheClayroo 2 points3 points ago

bingo.

[–]crackodactyl 4 points5 points ago

What else did you think it meant?

[–]Vurz 14 points15 points ago

didn't matter, had aid's?

[–]moralesupport 7 points8 points ago

you seem like a very positive person

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[–]moralesupport 2 points3 points ago

I went from tears (reading about the 99 year old divorce on TIL) to reading this and laughing. TY

[–]ThePwnStick -3 points-2 points ago

that's the fucking joke

better pepper your goddamn anus because one day i will come back at you with the gust of a thousand winds like the hammer of fucking thor i will rain down your house like a fireball hailstorm meteor shower, pepper your anus my friend, pepper it good

[–]SuperMarioChess 0 points1 point ago

Yeah if someone isn't guiding and it's just slipping in she must have a huge wizards sleeve.

[–]space_monster 7 points8 points ago

and so true. docking without some sort of guidance system is an advanced manoeuvre, and is rarely achieved, even by seasoned veterans. it does happen by accident sometimes though, which is great, because you can then say it wasn't your fault.

[–]ShuffleandTruffle 4 points5 points ago

Yeah us ladies don't mind helping out a little when it comes to that haha if anything its easier if you let us do it , no accidents that way

[–]generic_0 11 points12 points ago

Yeah, uh, accidents...

[–]moralesupport 2 points3 points ago

It's a turn on for us guys, well at least me.

[–]ShuffleandTruffle 0 points1 point ago

same here with us ( or me ) as we have the control, its a lot of fun :)

[–]moralesupport 0 points1 point ago

Haha well I wouldn't say my gf has the control. It's more of I am a big tease and she can't take it anymore.

[–]KRossVD 2 points3 points ago

It gives call the ball an entirely different meaning.

[–]the_twat 14 points15 points ago

don't worry it will slip right in if you warmed her up

[–]space_monster 7 points8 points ago

appropriate username etc.

[–]nanomagnetic 9 points10 points ago

This was funnier when the title was "Pocketing a roach when a cop shows up."

[–]Blindfirekiller 1 point2 points ago

Still sometimes happens to this day with me. Just accept that you're gonna have to hand hold it in sometimes.. xD

[–]VTJP 2 points3 points ago

That was my concern when first fingering a girl.

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[–]Hehyeahno 2 points3 points ago

Not finding the hole.

[–]mspinkyy 0 points1 point ago

Fuck! I could watch this for hours.

[–]DarthNihilus1 0 points1 point ago

Gotta love Arsene Wenger. The poor bastard forgot to unzip the pocket

[–]OILikeThat 0 points1 point ago

I get it! Don't worry man, you don't get that cold when your working that hard.

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[–]swarls_bronson 1 point2 points ago

It's arsen being a tool, simple really.

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