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[–]SimilarImage 93 points94 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
5 months TheEndIsFuckingNigh Fuck, I'm sorry to hear that... here 103 587
6 months Three_Word_Guy Run, Mars, RUN! /r/pics 19 132
7 months PastafarianPirate It's contagious here 18 126

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[–]The_Dok 40 points41 points ago

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Here we can see that this post was on here before 9gag.

Good job, bot. I love you so much.

[–]JustAWonderfulMan 11 points12 points ago

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...I love you...

Reddit proving to be the Mother Russia to 9gag's Afghanistan

[–]wolfvision 6 points7 points ago

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you are a gentleman and a scholar

[–]Please_Disregard 31 points32 points ago

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[–]WildKittyv1 19 points20 points ago

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I'd say that's probably because it's where the idea originated from and the meaning is conveyed a hell of a lot better in the more succinct format. This comic does not need rage faces and is a blatant rip-off of PBF (what's with all the PBF stuff being linked the past day, anyway?), regardless of whether it came from 9gag, Reddit, or any site that's not PBF.

[–]Space_Ninja 2 points3 points ago

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Brevity is the soul of wit. These two comics are the perfect example. PBF did in 3 panels what the other comic couldn't do in 10.

[–]zrx_criminal 39 points40 points ago

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almost upvoted... then 9GAG

[–]Smokey651 -1 points0 points ago

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I'm losing more and more faith in reddit with each day. Reddit isn't at war against any other websites. It isn't at war against reposts. It isn't at war against anything. It is supposed to be a collection of interesting links from around the web. It doesn't even have a system to encourage original content other than self posts. If you liked the content of the post you should upvote! If a tiny watermark advertising a website you were told to hate completely changes your opinion on the content of the post then I feel sorry for you son. I've got 99 problems but 9gag ain't one.

[–]dopolini 6 points7 points ago

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They remade a TPBF comic?

[–]poorich 4 points5 points ago

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Jesus Christ is contagious?

[–]Grays42 63 points64 points ago

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9gag.

[–]IrrigatedPancake 4 points5 points ago

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No. PBF.

[–]Cenobite 2 points3 points ago

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Yup. Not sure if PBF did it first, but they sure as shit did it better.

[–]IrrigatedPancake 0 points1 point ago

He definitely did it first.

[–]PASTAAA 0 points1 point ago

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I want to be mad that this was on 9gag but this was fucking hilarious, I completely lost it when mars was running.

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[–]Grays42 55 points56 points ago

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Ok, I will elaborate.

Fuck off, you got this from 9gag.

[–]GodDanIt 10 points11 points ago*

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We need to downvote the shit outa this picture.

[–]Hafnium 5 points6 points ago

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shrug

Whatever you say, man.

[–]mrpineapplehouse 0 points1 point ago

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whoa whoa whoa. the little thingy at the very bottom right:

you are not on 9gag

[–]Weisguys 2 points3 points ago

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"You are not on 9gag": good for you. Should have been the watermark.

[–]digbus -1 points0 points ago

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this isn't from 9gag. this is many many many years old

[–]bjoryk -2 points-1 points ago

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Although the op might have found it from 9gag recently, if you look at the times it's been posted (see similarimage) it was posted on reddit originally before 9gag. I would guess that it was from 4chan first, but honestly who gives a shit find something actually worth arguing about.

[–]IrrigatedPancake 0 points1 point ago

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Moron.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's terrible quality too. There probably exists a decent resolution version with no watermark

[–]quazimoto69 0 points1 point ago

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This was actually someone's illustrated, 1-panel comic. I saw it a few months ago. Then someone re-did it with a picture, posing as their own content, then of course fucking 9gag got a hold of it.

[–]Grays42 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing in all of human experience has mattered more.

[–]BoggleHead -1 points0 points ago

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I concur, it shouldn't matter. I give zero fucks if something was also posted on 9gag. If it's funny, upvote. If not, downvote.

[–]Dharmasabitch 7 points8 points ago

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us? terminal? to ourselves and other species, maybe, but to a planet? I wouldn't give us that much credit

[–]haste75 2 points3 points ago

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Have you not seen the Core? We could end up destroying the whole planet by stopping the molten core from spinning!

[–]Dharmasabitch 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, no I haven't, but I'm pretty sure the deepest we've gone is 1/3 of the way through the crust, so getting anything down to the core seems unlikely. But something tells me you weren't being totally serious anyways :)

[–]kingaustin 17 points18 points ago

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how dare you repost from 9gag to reddit...

[–]Maln 3 points4 points ago

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Original post definitely not from 9gag.

[–]kingaustin 0 points1 point ago

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oh i know, but they reposted the repost from 9gag

[–]cjb630 7 points8 points ago

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OMG this is SO TRUE! Humans are such a cancer to this planet. We should totally eradicate every last person so all the animals and trees can exist in peace! CORAL REEFS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

[–]nickik -1 points0 points ago

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That would make sence if the earth was alive.

[–]Cryrohix -3 points-2 points ago

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And that means your cancer too, so your pretty mutch calling yourself a disease. Sarcasm deserves better.

[–]Cryrohix -5 points-4 points ago

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I hope you know that would kill the earth because we would have to nuke everything on earth thus killing all natural life on the earth's crust and poluting the earth even more than it is currently and animals do fight eachother and there is no way to stop that. So next time you try to say that think about what you are commenting on something like this. It is just a funny comic, not anything serious.

[–]cjb630 1 point2 points ago

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First of all, you dont need a nuke to kill every person on the plantet. You could probably kill everyone with a potato peeler. Seocnd, my comment had such a thick layer of sarcasm on it I'm amazed you are taking it seriously.

[–]Cryrohix -5 points-4 points ago*

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Its planet and second learn to spell

[–]Cryrohix -5 points-4 points ago

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You cant tell sarcasm in computer text by you, it has almost no emotion by the way I see you typing what you call "sarcasm".

[–]Cryrohix -5 points-4 points ago

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And a potato peeler?!? I know its sarcasm but you really aren't thinking properly, sarcasm deserves better than that.

[–]BipolarBear0 13 points14 points ago

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OH GOD, IT'S 9GAG!

[–]pmmckee 9 points10 points ago

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[–]sweenster 2 points3 points ago

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haha le rageface xD people will upvote anything

[–]smellslikealmonds 2 points3 points ago

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It saddens me that people actually take this view of the human species.

[–]circuzninja 7 points8 points ago

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FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY REPOST

[–]Wombat02 3 points4 points ago

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"If we fits we shits" -NASA

[–]NerdNamedHeather 1 point2 points ago

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I've seen something similar to this previously on Reddit...either way got a giggle. =)

[–]Saint-Peer 1 point2 points ago

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PBF did this better, but in 3 panels.

[–]rdtwannabe 1 point2 points ago

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as old as this is, i still lose it at mars' face.

[–]redjello 1 point2 points ago

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The earth is going to last a lot longer than the people.

[–]jhowa182 2 points3 points ago

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This is the second day in a row I've seen posts from 9gag... Oh god why

[–]We_Have_To_Go_Back 0 points1 point ago

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I think Mars will be fine...

[–]Karnas 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus fucking Christ is contagious. That's what I learned from this.

[–]jonnie5 0 points1 point ago

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Terminal? Man, I don't want to downplay human achievement or nothing, but I'm pretty sure the Earth will out last us.

[–]Jabjab345 0 points1 point ago

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I almost shit my pants when I saw 9gag, but the I zoomed in

[–]Todomanna 0 points1 point ago

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Psh, humans aren't terminal. They're like a 48 millennia flu.

[–]Fredster1R 0 points1 point ago

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It's

[–]buckybone 0 points1 point ago

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Mars doesn't need to run, we'll never get there at the rate we're going.

[–]BirdWithBowtie 0 points1 point ago

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If trees are the hair of the Earth, squirrels are lice

[–]whatisthis8 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what's worse, the reposting from 9gag, or the horrible Carlos Mencia version of a great Perry Bible Fellowship comic.

[–]anus_in_my_cheese 0 points1 point ago

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[–]myfinecrime 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone have a less vulgar version I could send to my dad?

[–]cranphi 0 points1 point ago

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boom

[–]sunnybrookmusic 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else read "Jesus Christ IT'S contagious" instead of what it actually says, "Jesus Christ IS contagious."

[–]shallowoceanographer 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry I downvoted you, bro. I've just seen this too many times.

[–]Havataru16 0 points1 point ago

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This may be a re-post, but I still find it quite entertaining nonetheless.

[–]jdogdeluxe 0 points1 point ago

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9gag probably got this off of reddit. I saw this like 3-4 weeks ago. Downvote sent.

[–]furyfight -1 points0 points ago

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i saw this a year ago. we must send our down vote armies!

[–]GregTheTraceur -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm going to say this once, "michael6424"... We don't ever take content from 9fag. Ever. That's like stealing the feces of a person who only eats feces. Don't do it. If you happen to find a funny image with the 9fag tag, find the image without it before submitting.

[–]thekfish -1 points0 points ago

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Hey reddit, what's up? Nothing much, I've got reposts.

[–]onemoreclick -1 points0 points ago

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Holy shit some people on reddit are elitist pricks.

[–]DancerReddit -1 points0 points ago

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...this is reddit. 9gag sucks. You have failed us :/

[–]BelievesInGod -1 points0 points ago

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Hey the least you can do is remove the fucking watermark you asshole

[–]Themingemac -1 points0 points ago

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9Gag watermark? Downvote.

[–]thedbp -1 points0 points ago

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[–]zoure -1 points0 points ago

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This has to be the most stupid thing I've ever seen. Get the fuck off the internet.

[–]JonnyG860 -1 points0 points ago

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I heard you like reposts

[–]JesterAzazel -5 points-4 points ago

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Oh it's the I hate 9gag bandwagon again.. OP you really need to remove that fucking water mark..

Seriously, though, I thought it was funny regardless of where it came from. 9gag has some of the same issues this site has and they both are capable of having good posts, I just use Reddit because I like the format better and the way the comments work. (among a few other things, but I won't get into detail)

[–]IGargleGarlic 4 points5 points ago

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This guy is right. Stop getting up in arms because this was on another site first. Nearly everything on reddit was taken from another site, and credit is not given to the people who first made the image. Stop kidding yourselves. You are being elitist and it's annoying.

[–]Driesens -2 points-1 points ago

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But the 9gag watermark is BUUUULLLLSHIT! That comic has been on the internet for at least 3 years, and I know for certain that it didn't come from 9gag, so them adding their watermark to it is what pisses me off the most. I don't care where it got posted from, as long as you don't put a goddamn marking on it claiming that it's yours.

[–]JesterAzazel 0 points1 point ago

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Valid point.

But I was talking about people that hate it just because the watermark is there. If the watermark wasn't there, this would be more popular, but people claim to dislike it just because it's from 9gag.

As for the watermark being put there in the first place, it's automatically done when shit gets posted to 9gag. The person that posted it could've been claiming it or saying "hey look at this funny thing I found" and it would've gotten the mark all the same.

That being said- I do, like you, find watermarks annoying. I just don't think they ruin the picture, especially not based on what specific watermark it is.

[–]Driesens -1 points0 points ago

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Oh no, I don't mind watermarks if they're done right (just enough to let anybody looking at it know the artist). It's when you add a watermark to something that's not yours (like 9gag did) that really gets my knickers in a twist.

[–]JesterAzazel 0 points1 point ago

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Well I agree. Like I said, my original post wasn't referring to people like you. Just the bandwaggoners that hate 9gag because it's cool to hate 9gag.

[–]GregTheTraceur -3 points-2 points ago

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How to spot a 9fagger.

[–]JesterAzazel 2 points3 points ago

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Yea that's why I'm on Reddit.

[–]megusta228 -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm ashamed to say this but I used to go to 9gag and stop freakin out about the watermark. Everything uploaded, no mater what it is, gets the watermark. But seriously. You could have at least fuckin cropped the picture or something to get rid of that horrifying shit.

[–]kh9228 -2 points-1 points ago

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downvote cause this shit has been posted a thousand times. GTFO