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[–]jon_izafish 165 points166 points ago

[–]FledglingZombie 101 points102 points ago

Assuming direct control

[–]etree 26 points27 points ago

THIS HURTS YOU.

[–]zanhoshi 3 points4 points ago

TICKLE TICKLE, SHEPARD.

I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS.

[–]DreadandButter 9 points10 points ago

That's downright creepy.

[–]face_kill 2 points3 points ago

Well this is great. Now I'm gonna have nightmares.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

He's waiting for Fry.

[–]Xethos 3 points4 points ago

What a sad episode...

[–]Warfinder 2 points3 points ago

Actually, in Bender's Big Score it reveals that Fry's clone (Lars) lived for 12 years as Fry before Bender tracked him down. Fry's friends and family never knew he was gone.

[–]That_Guy33 4 points5 points ago

I don't like to think of the movies as canon. I just have some problem with it that I can't put a finger on.

[–]zanhoshi 0 points1 point ago

Aww c'mon man, did you HAVE to? ;_;

[–]jebik 1 point2 points ago

dealwithit.gif

[–]kufkl 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know dogs wore hats.

[–]polishdan 58 points59 points ago

Oh Poland, I miss you motherland.

[–]Overused_Comment_Bot 11 points12 points ago

UPVOTE FOR RELEVANT USERNAME

[–]KittenMilkComics 2 points3 points ago

I knew it was Poland! Fuck yeah for my ability to recognize obscure signs

[–]p014k 0 points1 point ago

Zapaszamy.

[–]Chevron7 27 points28 points ago

Can I not go ONE DAY without being reminded of that Futurama scene?!

[–]Corbalz 1 point2 points ago

came here for this, thank you!

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 204 points205 points ago

[–]darknessdfa 25 points26 points ago

batmans dog

[–]RandyMachoManSavage 6 points7 points ago

I just want you to know your watercolor is now my iPhone wallpaper. WELLDONESIR.

[–]Garret0 5 points6 points ago

Those eyes are looking into my soul.

[–]boxsteam[S] 1 point2 points ago

I love you

[–]goofandaspoof 1 point2 points ago

Ok, now these are becoming as good as illustrations in a childrens book. I hope you're happy.

[–]HoboViking 0 points1 point ago

This is fucking fantastic!

[–]krukzlip 12 points13 points ago

I can confirm that every dog in Poland sits like that.

Source: I'm a pole.

[–]ImAStreetShark 31 points32 points ago

[–]Piemonkey 12 points13 points ago

Youtube is blocked for me at work but, judging from the other responses, I'm just going to go ahead and assume this is Seymour.

You bastard.

[–]Thorus -2 points-1 points ago

You have to be at work at 1 a.m.? Poor friend...

[–]tomoom165 5 points6 points ago

Time zones.

[–]Piemonkey 1 point2 points ago

It was 4pm...

[–]hairygary 16 points17 points ago

Fuck you. Now I have to pretend I'm not crying

[–]raging_asshole 11 points12 points ago

You heartless motherfucker.

Cute puppies for anti-onions.

[–]AdamTheNiukka 11 points12 points ago

That didn't help at all!!!

[–]OkonkwoJones 1 point2 points ago

Awww! I'm no longer sad.

[–]thehumanear 5 points6 points ago

dear god. fuck you, sir.

[–]zombieCyborg 0 points1 point ago

For those of you Ctrl + F'ing "Seymour" "Fry" or "Futurama", this is the post.

[–]Lying_Flotus -1 points0 points ago

Came here to post this... Welp...

[–]Streakiest 6 points7 points ago

He's sitting like people does!

[–]danman348 14 points15 points ago*

No word of a lie, this was my aunts dog. He would sit like this all the time. He died this year however. He was really old and ate the scrapes of what ever my aunt made that day, which is why he is so fat. His name was PEEK-OSH (Don't know how to spell that. )

[–]boxsteam[S] 3 points4 points ago

I will give peek-osh an upvote

[–]upto11 0 points1 point ago

I believe it's spellt 'Pikus' (the s at the end is supposed to have an accute accent mark above it).

[–]SimilarImage 39 points40 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
9 months ExaltedVoid Don't mind me... /r/pics 23 326
1 year ahl33 Finally taught the dog to sit. here 81 821
1 month crank1978 OK then, I'll just wait here. here 2 171

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[–]boxsteam[S] 7 points8 points ago

shit, didn't know. sorry.

[–]yetanotherx 6 points7 points ago

General rule: If you found it on the internet, it's been on Reddit at least once.

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[–]boxsteam[S] 2 points3 points ago

that's reassuring, thank you

[–]POTATO_ANAL_ETC 10 points11 points ago

Send my regards to your creator.

  • Sincerely, An appreciative Redditor

[–]goodbadnomad 6 points7 points ago

Having never seen it before, despite being a redditor for 1.5 years, I sorta don't care that it's a repost.

[–]POTATO_ANAL_ETC -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah in general I don't mind reposts, I just like seeing how many times things have been posted before. It's a brief and short history of the image in question.

[–]WTFICantFapToThis -1 points0 points ago

This must be the busiest bot in all of Reddit.

[–]Gunski -1 points0 points ago

I love you so much.

[–]frobischer 2 points3 points ago

If I owned that dog I would name him "Sausage."

[–]twinsenx 2 points3 points ago

Good old polish dogs...

[–]will_at_work 1 point2 points ago

Sit lol

[–]kmreid 1 point2 points ago

That dog has pretty nice posture.

[–]daverich9 1 point2 points ago

Did anyone else think he was hovering for a second? Just photoshop in a shadow and you have a hoverdog.

[–]mkecr 1 point2 points ago

So who else thought the dog was hovering?

[–]SignHere____________ 1 point2 points ago

I guess dogs aren't always in the push up position.

[–]Hidesratheism 1 point2 points ago

Thats how I would sit when I didn't want to stop playing and go inside to doodoo

[–]FireFoxMcCloud 1 point2 points ago

"I have no idea what to do with my hands.."

[–]neonn1717 1 point2 points ago

ATTENTION ALL REDDITORS this post with holds the first and hopefully not the last karma worthy not cat related animal on reddit this is a momentus day. rejoice dog owners for ye may also have hope for your pets giving you karma. rejoice. REJOICE

[–]CloneDeath 1 point2 points ago

This is so old the pixels are starting to fade.

[–]lgnm 0 points1 point ago

OMG OMG YESSSS

[–]passwordisflounder 0 points1 point ago

want this dog.

[–]yroby 0 points1 point ago

Dog: "Guess what Mitch, I'm not in the push-up postion!!"

[–]chefmcduck 0 points1 point ago

I have a corgi, I have taught him many tricks including how to stand... but sitting like a human evades him and I.

How do I teach him to do this?

Everytime I put him into the 'sit like a human' position he just slouches over and becomes super submissive just lying there probably thinking 'what the hell are you doing to me?!'

[–]fawker 0 points1 point ago

their ass has to be big enough, body dynamics in general, actually

I had a Scottish terrier mix that could do this.. we never taught him

[–]Ten_Guy 0 points1 point ago

Hah dude that dog is like a chair for a dog to sit like that on him. Dog stacking. Tonight on the Olympics.

[–]xavierlamehat 0 points1 point ago

and he plopped there for 3 hours

[–]thundar 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he's stoned like that dog off of Road Trip.

[–]AhmadSA 0 points1 point ago

okay, I'll repost.

[–]ikkake 0 points1 point ago

God... I know that exact shop.

[–]kindaMisty 0 points1 point ago

What kind of dog is this?

[–]dhuck20 0 points1 point ago

ok, you don't have to tell me why you're closed.

[–]tehnico 0 points1 point ago

If it takes forever...

[–]psytrancedsquid 0 points1 point ago

My dog sits like this on the couch

[–]dudSpudson 0 points1 point ago

Aww look who sits pretty

[–]HermanTheKid 0 points1 point ago

I swear that if someone tries telling me this dog, like yesterday's frog, is actually stuck there with a nail I will LOSE MY SHIT! DO NOT RUIN THIS FOR ME. I beg you.

[–]kittygoth1 0 points1 point ago

Awww it thinks its a people

[–]yarmulke 0 points1 point ago

I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE

[–]ohheyhaha 0 points1 point ago

Taylor Swifting is SOOOO March 2012.

[–]YaSu288 0 points1 point ago

Aww, he thinks he's people.

[–]joeprunz420 0 points1 point ago

Is this... Is this in Nowy Wilanow!?!??!?! OP!? PLEASE ANSWER. I think I live near here!

[–]funkendread 0 points1 point ago

Weird, I was born in Lubin

[–]minervassong 0 points1 point ago

This may be my favorite photo of a dog on the internet. It just looks so silly.

[–]r0bitz 0 points1 point ago

That dog looks a little... Husky.

[–]Aweesha92 0 points1 point ago

He sits like people!

[–]mysticdickstick 0 points1 point ago

that's how they make sit in Poland.

[–]iNAKO 0 points1 point ago

Pssh, I'm done waiting..

later suckers

[–]satanishappy -1 points0 points ago

Poland.

[–]tashtrac 1 point2 points ago

So?

[–]kuba_10 0 points1 point ago

So if it's Poland its always awkward.

Americans still don't realize it's them who's awkward.

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[–]OatmealPowerSalad 1 point2 points ago

If half the joke is spent explaining itself, it's not a joke.

[–]satanishappy 1 point2 points ago

That's completely stupid. Not even funny.

[–]ggalitz 2 points3 points ago

Karma Whores don't kare.

They take karmadecay as a literal repost points challenge.

[–]boxsteam[S] 0 points1 point ago

shit, didn't realise.

[–]jacKofKats -1 points0 points ago

REPOST OF ALL REPOSTS

[–]trielaslinger -3 points-2 points ago

[–]Kerflupperkins -2 points-1 points ago

On the other hand, he may be in the middle of doing this

[–]Downvotes_Dogs -2 points-1 points ago

Downvoted

[–]IveSeenThatVideoToo -3 points-2 points ago

That's sick. Those bastards probably put a nail in its back and broke its limbs to make the dog sit like that. Animal cruelty.

[–]dArN0k -5 points-4 points ago

Polska przejmuje reddit