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[–]iruniran 181 points182 points ago

The resultant long-term effects of FAS are just horrifically sad.

[–]khal_pedro 48 points49 points ago

I just thought it was a photoshopped picture of Lil Wayne.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

I just thought it was a picture of Lil Wayne.

[–]w3sticles 9 points10 points ago

Now I'm sad.

[–]TheBlasto 265 points266 points ago

Fetal alcohol syndrome.

[–]contextsdontmatter 424 points425 points ago

FAS and furious

[–]Tebasaki 66 points67 points ago

I laughed my shit up at that.

[–]ramsesbc 38 points39 points ago

You did what?!

[–]McKrafty 45 points46 points ago

HE LAUGHED HIS SHIT UP! AT THAT!

[–]MadMan920 13 points14 points ago

Apparently its possible to levitate your own shit if you laugh hard enough. Must attempt.

[–]McKrafty 2 points3 points ago

Keep us up-dated. You will wont you?

[–]MadMan920 3 points4 points ago

Complete failure.

[–]bast902 0 points1 point ago

I've already mastered the art of laughing so hard that my shit levitates down. I'll keep practicing, I'm already halfway there.

[–]GrandChawhee 0 points1 point ago

I took it as laughing so hard he shit out of his mouth. I like the imagery of your statement better.

[–]Paultimate79 0 points1 point ago

BALLS UP!

[–]srd178 28 points29 points ago

FAS Times at Ridgemont High

[–]McKrafty 33 points34 points ago

I lmsu at that.

[–]djlp1980 0 points1 point ago

Too fas for love

[–]r-howtonotgiveafuck 15 points16 points ago

So we should be making fun of the mother instead?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

I'm really ignorant on FAS. Why does the alcohol cause the face to grow like that? Are there any other physical abnormalities? Any mental ones? I would Wiki it but it's taking forever to load on my shit phone.

[–]Gawdzillers 95 points96 points ago

"I want to kill you."

[–]Nukeman 54 points55 points ago

"Mother..."

[–]CptSpiffyPanda 43 points44 points ago

"I want to..."

[–]cappa16 46 points47 points ago

WOOOOOAAAAGHHHHHHHAAAA!!

[–]poor_little_pinkus 9 points10 points ago

It's actually meant to be something along the lines of "fuck you all night" I think.

[–]IHateEveryone3 5 points6 points ago

That's what they fill in in the movie version.

Anyway, it is pure Freud, so pretty straightforward.

[–]Nukeman 6 points7 points ago

Actually its Oedipus.

[–]CoffeeFox 6 points7 points ago

Oedipus Rex, the work of fiction, as opposed to Oedipus Complex, the construct imagined by Freud.

In reality, though, it's a bit of both. It is a retelling of Oedipus Rex, but it is informed by the concepts of Freud's Oedipus complex.

After all, the narrator in the lyrics knowingly addresses his mother and says he wants to fuck her (or they did, before performing that version of the lyrics got the band fired from the Whiskey a Go Go). This doesn't fit in at all with Oedipus Rex, but certainly fits with Freud.

[–]IHateEveryone3 0 points1 point ago

The band was subsequently rehired. They went through that a lot, and used social engineering through the teen girl squad to get re-booked when necessary.

[–]IHateEveryone3 0 points1 point ago

Jim Morrison was into Freud. Freud formulated the Oedipus complex.

[–]McKrafty 1 point2 points ago

Easy there Jim.

[–]LANmine 7 points8 points ago

wololololo

[–]I_AM_NOT_A_KLEENEX 4 points5 points ago

A reference to AoE II AND Jim Morrison? Keep it up!

[–]kromel 0 points1 point ago

"Fried chicken!"

[–]jmacknyc 10 points11 points ago

I knew I'd find this.

[–]Rhabarberbarbara 8 points9 points ago

came here for Jimbo ...

[–]IKnowYouNow 7 points8 points ago

Did not disappoint. You are now tagged as "thinks-similarly-but-faster" so I know I don't need to comment if you already have.

[–]entropy111 4 points5 points ago

how is this not the top comment..i clicked comments specifically to look for it.

[–]dsaavedra 1 point2 points ago

My thoughts exactly. Kind of surprised this comment is so far down.

[–]Pappy1193 1 point2 points ago

Best song ever.

[–]VapeApe 49 points50 points ago

Mother drank when she was pregnant....

[–]Ptoss 9 points10 points ago

so sad that something like this can happen to you that you have no control over that will govern every single facet of your life.

[–]Xud 8 points9 points ago

"what does regret mean?"

[–]RaveDigger 4 points5 points ago*

Well son, the funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done.

Edit: Dumbass... then vs. than. Thanks confuzatron.

[–]blocked 5 points6 points ago

And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, be sure and tell her, SATAN, SATAN, SATAN!!!

[–]cC2Panda 1 point2 points ago

One of my friends put this line on our other friend's voice mail knowing that his mother was a hardcore Christian. She didn't like him hanging out with us after that.

[–]confuzatron 1 point2 points ago

Always in that order.

[–]FindsTheBrightSide 456 points457 points ago

Anyone else feel like we shouldn't make fun of someone for something that s/he has absolutely zero control over?

[–]LincolnSt 317 points318 points ago

Yeah, that looks an awful lot like fetal alcohol syndrome.

[–]Chadwag 203 points204 points ago

Or possibly Grave's disease. I have a rule that I don't make fun of people over something they can't immediately change or retract, which is mainly body-related things. I can make fun of your opinions because you can possibly see the error of your ways and decide on the spot to be a better person. Assuming your opinion is bullshit, which generally it is because I am always right.

[–]mechasmokey10 82 points83 points ago

Of course you are. Now go sit in the corner and have another juice box, Chad.

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[–]senormoll 7 points8 points ago

I practiced typing your username as fast as I could at least five times. Your post is well thought-out and excellently written, but my upvote is really due to the former point.

[–]ostrichheaven 0 points1 point ago

Weird, I just did the exact same thing...

[–]Ignisar 0 points1 point ago

I think your username is missing a b

[–]Le-Captain-Obvious 1 point2 points ago

You want to know why your thought-provoking post has no votes? Because that's a huge wall of text. That's why. And it requires thought.

[–]Phunk131 1 point2 points ago

Or Lupus.

[–]NaCheezIt 0 points1 point ago

Silly Phunk131, it's never lupus!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

That's an awesome rule. It's very similar to my "don't make fun of people for any reason because I'm not a tool" rule.

[–]jon_titor 18 points19 points ago

Yeah, I was about to say...with all the anti-bullying posts and upvoted stories on reddit about people being harassed as kids, it's kind of pitiful and sad that something like this gets to the front page.

[–]NoahClaypole 3 points4 points ago

He's not quick, but he sure is FAS

[–]RubSomeFunkOnIt 3 points4 points ago

Yeah man, poor Sid.

[–]mattxblack 48 points49 points ago

I agree. This isn't funny, it's unpleasant and hurtful.

[–]dumsumguy -1 points0 points ago

Lost a little faith in Reddit humanity over this.

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 4 points5 points ago

Keep reading threads on reddit, guarantee you will "FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED!" within the next half hour.

[–]Carl_STAY_INSIDE 15 points16 points ago

I disagree. Manny makes fun of Sid all the time so I feel like we can too.

[–]mecklund 8 points9 points ago

We definitely shouldn't make fun of him! It's only ok if he's fat and/or female.

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points ago

Googled fetal alcohol syndrome. Can I laugh yet? Lol.

[–]Brettuss 82 points83 points ago

Wow, that is quite a butterface. That body is rockin' but that face is shockin'.

[–]ObviouslyNotTrolling 3 points4 points ago

I'm gonna have to use that one this weekend...

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

That's not a very nice thing to say on your weekly Sunday visits to grandmother's.

[–]Jigsus 10 points11 points ago

Does this turn into an inheritable trait or will her kids be fine if she doesn't drink?

[–]Yossarian33 45 points46 points ago

It's a congenital disease, fucks up fetal development (alcohol during pregnancy). But her DNA is fine. If she has kids, they'll be fine. EDIT: if she is sober during pregnancy, that is.

Unlike Down's, Trisomy 21, where there's an extra chromosome 21 in every single cell of the individual, and the haploid gametes have a 50/50 chance of causing Down's in offspring.

SCIENCE! It works, bitches!

[–]seriousmanda 25 points26 points ago*

I used to watch a girl who had fetal alcohol syndrome. It was really hard for her to learn, her impulse control was zero, she had a severe speech impediment and even though she was 7 she still could not conjugate correctly. She would always refer to her as "I" or sometimes "me". She loved to eat. She would eat anything she could get her hands on. Coupled with her severe speech impediment she would walk around the kitchen saying "Mana, me so horny. Me so so horny. I horny, Mana!" I kid you not this is how she said hungry. She loved the word "so", too. We worked a lot on her speech but her mother was never consistent while I was away so it never stuck. ~

[–]senormoll 14 points15 points ago

I used to watch a girl who had fetal alcohol syndrome.

I was really expecting something creepy. Kind of wish it was now, because that story was depressing.

[–]thisisnotthought 0 points1 point ago

DebbieDownerSNLreference.png

[–]Le-Captain-Obvious 4 points5 points ago

And when she grew up she wrote a song...

[–]callmesnake13 1 point2 points ago

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy...

[–]Le-Captain-Obvious 0 points1 point ago

... Change the channel because that song is just really shitty.

[–]inYourPantsYo 8 points9 points ago

Yeah Mr. White!

[–]MaynardJayTwa 2 points3 points ago

Yeah Science!

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[–]PropMonkey 2 points3 points ago

That was awesome to read. When I think of genetic mutations through transcription errors, I always imagine a poor original DNA copy/disease/lifestyle/radiation as the cause, but never the integrity of everything else involved. So it is in biology for me, such a simple idea is introduced, and suddenly I'm reinterpreting everything I know to include it.

[–]Yossarian33 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, my undergrad thesis was on epigenetics. It's really cool stuff, although I haven't seen anything relating to epigenetics in Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Because even epigenetic mechanisms have to have evolved due to natural selection. A gene that can alter metabolism based on the mother's environment seems to be advantageous. A gene that can be epigenetically modified by alcohol and then cause FAS children to grow up and give birth to FAS children is highly implausible.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

so could a mother who ate tons of healthy food during pregnancy have really skinny kids?

[–]porus07 0 points1 point ago

Amazing how quickly our bodies can adapt.

[–]Tememachine 0 points1 point ago

Or it could be a Robertsonian Translocation. Or Mosiacism. Kind of like a calico cat where only some of your cells will have a trisomy.

Gotta get back to studying for the USMLE. kill me :'(

[–]thrilldigger 4 points5 points ago

It's congenital, but not genetic - so likely not. It's not out of the question that her reproductive organs have been affected by it, however, so her children may be at a higher risk for congenital defects (as a class, not specifically FAS).

[–]Keitau -1 points0 points ago

depending on whats in that cup her kids might be fucked

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 7 points8 points ago

I can kind of see it both ways... And from the looks of him, so can he...

[–]herbiehotwater 2 points3 points ago

TIL alcohol was invented in 1880

[–]anal_blazers -1 points0 points ago

NOW THAT'S FUNNY!

[–]jeblis 5 points6 points ago

Welcome to the internet.

[–]iliketodrinksoup 1 point2 points ago

Nah, if he got his picture taken at the Sheriffs office, then it's probably okay.

[–]FindsTheBrightSide 50 points51 points ago

1) Being booked at the sheriff's office doesn't automatically make you guilty of a crime.

2) Aside from that, criminals still have feelings as well.

[–]glonq 5 points6 points ago

Florida? Might be guilty of DWB.

[–]pseudohim 1 point2 points ago

Florida Entire American South? Might be guilty of DWB.

[–]jugglinglivebabies 1 point2 points ago

yes, because the south is the only region that hasn't been cured of its racism yet.

[–]pseudohim 2 points3 points ago

Of course it isn't. But as one who has lived there, I can tell you first-hand that it is more prevalent than anywhere else I have lived in the United States.

[–]jugglinglivebabies 1 point2 points ago

As someone who grew up in Boston, and lives in Tennessee, I can tell you the north is just better at concealing their racism.

[–]criminalmind1313 -5 points-4 points ago

Hey! I resemble that remark. Why can't he just be one fucked up monkey and all of us have a good laugh?

[–]MLNYC 2 points3 points ago

Incorrect. You do not resemble that remark. The remark was thoughtful, logical, and not racist.

[–]GrandChawhee 0 points1 point ago

Yes

until the next post making fun of black people hits the front page

[–]rhubarbbus -1 points0 points ago

But isn't that why we go on sites like this? To see things like this, be able to make fun of them, and not feel bad?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

no. maybe you should check out funnyjunk or 9gag

[–]SourCreamWater -1 points0 points ago

Yes.

[–]Tyrant718 -1 points0 points ago

You mean that isn't lil Wayne photoshopped!

[–]FuckingHateYou -1 points0 points ago

I agree...so no more LOLWhite people, fat people...or posts mocking people from the USA. I won't hold my breath

also this is his mugshot so fuck this criminal scumbag.

[–]stuffthingsandsuch 27 points28 points ago

[–]Quatroking 33 points34 points ago

[–]kravitzz 4 points5 points ago

snigger stop it, you.

[–]ImAStreetShark 25 points26 points ago

WTF is with his ears?

[–]UOmeall 9 points10 points ago

Look like huge fucking keloids hanging off them.

[–]Raptor_Captor 4 points5 points ago

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

People are saying it's FAS, but don't people with FAS have flattened philtrums?

[–]trakam 5 points6 points ago

Not all of them play the guitar

[–]hughi94 21 points22 points ago*

[NSFW] [NSFL] Made me think of this [NSFL]

No really, NSFL

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[–]Gr00ber 10 points11 points ago

Never would have guessed. Thanks for the insight.

[–]OompaOrangeFace 6 points7 points ago

Thanks, dodged a bullet by not clicking on this one.

[–]porus07 2 points3 points ago

A double-barreled shotgun suicide. Side-by-side, for those wondering.

[–]smeegy 7 points8 points ago

That's a lot of blood.

[–]AgreesWithIdiots 8 points9 points ago

Nah, Kool-aid man tripped over a stick.

[–]Sentient_Waffle 9 points10 points ago

Worst part is... He looks pretty happy.

[–]navarone21 4 points5 points ago

Any context on that?

[–]hughi94 4 points5 points ago

Cant find any, but here's some more pics [NSFL], obviously

[–]mr_burnzz 4 points5 points ago

What in the fuck is this forum about?

[–]hughi94 0 points1 point ago

Documenting reality?

[–]mr_burnzz 4 points5 points ago

Kittens are part of reality but I doubt they have kittens there. Crazy site..But I did browse enough for them to say that's enough and sign up.

[–]biggerx 1 point2 points ago

I like you.

[–]McBurger 4 points5 points ago

Saved for later!

[–]NBAallstar 5 points6 points ago

[–]dog_in_the_vent 2 points3 points ago

Welp, that's enough internet for the rest of my fucking life.

[–]dsem 5 points6 points ago

Now do a Brazzers one.

[–]Hellstruelight 13 points14 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]oed706 0 points1 point ago

Same here, nice finding it.

[–]ceciliabee 0 points1 point ago

"i'm gonna look at it anyways" prepared for horror.. "oh, i've seen this one... 7/10"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

With depth-perception like that, dude should be a spotter for a sniper or artillery or something.

[–]Contron 2 points3 points ago

Oh my god, his ears!!! Yerrrrrggguh!

[–]MasterAndMargarita 2 points3 points ago

lol, not as good a resemblance as the shotgun victim.

[–]ccm596 2 points3 points ago

That remains in the top 10 most terrible things I've ever seen on the interwebs.

[–]MasterAndMargarita 0 points1 point ago

I was watching some guy pull maggots out of his dick hole with a cork screw the other day...

[–]ccm596 0 points1 point ago

Alright. Just reading that makes number one easily.

[–]bootnuts 5 points6 points ago

[–]mermaidrampage 8 points9 points ago

Where is shitty_watercolor when you need him? It would probably look better than this guy

[–]Cbracher 1 point2 points ago

In high school, people said I looked like that sloth.

[–]MadelineAwesome 1 point2 points ago

cool ears

[–]myanodyne 1 point2 points ago

Hypertelorism.

[–]conrick 1 point2 points ago

I want to kill you..

[–]saintpride 1 point2 points ago

is he melting?

[–]xalgorafan 1 point2 points ago

"I want to kill you!"

[–]GuessWho_O 1 point2 points ago

no amount of plastic surgury

[–]pwnies 11 points12 points ago

His face looks like a wax museum caught fire.

[–]giraffricanamerican 8 points9 points ago

It reminds me of the senator in the original X-men movie after magneto turns him into a mutant and he shoves his face in between his cell bars.

[–]jutct 9 points10 points ago

Dude.

[–]McBurger 1 point2 points ago

Lighten up. It's the Internet. What do you care?

[–]DannyBoi1Derz 2 points3 points ago

Ne one notice his "ears"??

[–]Chiglio 2 points3 points ago

Lil Jon? Anyone?

[–]tgillespiee 2 points3 points ago

Fake. Black guys don't acknowledge their children.

[–]lastoftheBROhicans 1 point2 points ago

"Father?" "Yes, son?" "I want to kill you" - Jim Morrison

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

"Mother...?"

[–]neetbed 0 points1 point ago

Cannot unsee.

[–]Pam_Beasley 0 points1 point ago

Please don't be Broward county, please don't be Broward county... Fuck

[–]bdog2g2 2 points3 points ago

Dude, it's ALWAYS Broward county.

My order of operation for determining a WTF story is Broward? > Florida? > Ohio? > Texas? > Kentucky? > Russia? > US?

[–]wubbwubb 0 points1 point ago

Lil wayne doesn't have any kids.

[–]Red_Woody 0 points1 point ago

He needs Peter Griffin as his eye wrangler.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

What is that where the left ear (from the perspective of the viewer) is supposed to be?

[–]GwsGeorge 0 points1 point ago

The derp is strong with these two.

[–]daskrip 0 points1 point ago

Who read "Yes son?" in a really dark voice?

[–]Seymore_Glass 0 points1 point ago

I read it as Jim Morison

[–]austin3i62 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like Jorge Posada IMO.

[–]RubSomeFunkOnIt 0 points1 point ago

Must have been hard photoshopping away all of Lil Wayne's face tattoos.

[–]ofarrizzle 0 points1 point ago

I know everyone is pretty down because of FAS, but on a positive note, his depth perception is probably ridiculous. Like down to a quarter inch.

[–]livelysoul 0 points1 point ago

Avatar?

[–]Canadian_Infidel 0 points1 point ago

Don't smoke vinyl when you are pregant kids.

[–]jyellow865 0 points1 point ago

As a Berkeley student, I think Zach Maynard (our QB) looks just like that thing

[–]el_pinata 0 points1 point ago

I guess he took a face from the ancient gallery and WALKED ON DOWN THE HALL.

[–]MrCnos 0 points1 point ago

Kabuki syndrome

[–]i_heart_boobs 0 points1 point ago

Is he downs syndrome?

[–]birdmankustomz 0 points1 point ago

Last time I saw Sid compared to somebody it was a girl who had taken a shotgun to the face. I feel like a less terrible person for laughing at this one.

[–]IdLeicaRefund 1 point2 points ago

Yep, this is much more acceptable than the picture you mentioned.. thanks for reminding me of it :|

[–]megafone 0 points1 point ago

I want to kill yew.

[–]DurpaDurpa 0 points1 point ago

Reddit, I have put my foot down this is mean and I will have nothing to do with it.

[–]LupoAS -4 points-3 points ago

"Yes YEH son?"

[–]marclh -2 points-1 points ago

Evolution is a bitch.

[–]Lt_Buzz_Killington 0 points1 point ago

More like his mother is for drinking whilst pregnant.

[–]hughi94 0 points1 point ago

Well that is natural selection- damaging your offspring counts too

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[–]fusrodaheveryday -4 points-3 points ago

/r/spacedicks had a better one

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[–]Sapshit 7 points8 points ago

Warning to anyone who may click. Picture of possible suicide by gun to the head...not pretty.

[–]oldmanriver1 1 point2 points ago

in my defense...i DID label it NSFL.

[–]oldmanriver1 1 point2 points ago

i really gotta stop hanging out around /spacedicks...this is getting embarrassing.