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[–]Surfacetovolume 46 points47 points ago

[–]Thethoughtful1 35 points36 points ago

I'm not sure what I was expecting. It wasn't that.

[–]opoipo 9 points10 points ago

It will suffice

[–]CancelsOutDownVotes 2 points3 points ago

And. . .cancelled.

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[–]CancelsOutDownVotes 2 points3 points ago

You too, Dagrocks.

[–]GregPatrick 89 points90 points ago

A true captain goes down with their shitty post.

[–]jimmyjules153[S] 153 points154 points ago

[–]GeneralWarts 32 points33 points ago

I've never deleted a post. I wonder if there is a gif that shows me rotting at the bottom of the sea.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

[–]Zero00430 8 points9 points ago

Futurama has something for every occasion.

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[–]Ysasmendi 6 points7 points ago

Use the original product page: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00178630A

Oh, but then you wouldn't get your referral bonus, would you??

[–]MostlyIronicLatinGuy 2 points3 points ago

Don't use link shorteners.

[–]cbs5090 0 points1 point ago

Why not, right?

[–]tcjones54 13 points14 points ago

I'll pass on seeing a gif of you, GeneralWarts.

[–]vxx 2 points3 points ago

Here is a good base. Just needs someone who photoshop "RIP GeneralWarts" on it

[–]THEsolid85 1 point2 points ago

here's the one I made when a string of comments got me -900 karma in one day

[–]Yakuz 0 points1 point ago

What were you saying?!

[–]cbs5090 0 points1 point ago

Probably something about not liking cats.

[–]THEsolid85 0 points1 point ago*

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ruk3a/thanks_dog_for_making_me_late_to_work_story_in/c48u070?context=3

he edited his post, but basically he ended his story with "thank god" and i thought that was dumb, considering there were worldly human beings to thank. people assumed I was an atheist and downvoted whatever I said in the rest of my replies. one of those twilight zone moments of people taking reddit way too seriously. oh, you'll have to expand the threshold buttons [+] to see what all I said.

[–]Snocala -1 points0 points ago

Jesus christ, that was brutal. They all really, really freaked out over you just saying something dumb about someone else saying something dumber.

[–]GeneralWarts 0 points1 point ago

That's perfect. And I thought I was brave... -900 destroys anything I've faced.

salutes

[–]I_Pee_Sitting_Up 0 points1 point ago

Tis now my life's mission to get you to delete this post. Downvote boat leaves in 5 minutes.

[–]DoomyDoom 7 points8 points ago

You need to get your hand off the delete post button. Get back into that thread and tell me how many upvotes and how many downvotes there are. Is that clear?

[–]chaitan94 2 points3 points ago

Well played.

[–]karl-marks 0 points1 point ago

It's interesting, that one captains cowardice serves to validate the courage of every captain who has been the last one off, or gone down with the ship.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

You should see my last four. I tried standing up for referees in r/hockey. It was a bad time.

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

I want to get 1,000 link karma, I figured it is an easy way.

[–]Andynym 4 points5 points ago

I love the honesty

[–]Bonki_ 2 points3 points ago

I insinuated that the drawings in rage comics are funnier than those by some guy I don't know, whose name I can't remember.

BIG MISTAKE.

[–]Omnifi 1 point2 points ago

YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT DONNIE!

[–]jonosvision 1 point2 points ago

Oh god, the carnage ...

[–]SyKoHPaTh -2 points-1 points ago

This

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

o7

[–]SgtFish 16 points17 points ago

There's actually a little amount water in there.
You can tell while it's initially pawing at it.

[–]veron101 9 points10 points ago

I can tell by the pixels.

[–]TomTom_on_a_Tauntaun 2 points3 points ago

The pixel ripple

[–]loondawg 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago*

And that's why I never post links.

Edit - :(

[–]holyice7[!] 56 points57 points ago

I only delete my posts when it turns out I'm wrong.

I've never deleted a post.

[–]Simple-ish 3 points4 points ago

At first I was like :| then I was like :)

[–]BlackGhostPanda 0 points1 point ago*

I only delete my posts after no one has commented in them and they have been up for months.

[–]dumdumsalad 2 points3 points ago

Well here you go, you can keep this one since you can't spell.

[–]Pays4Porn 0 points1 point ago

You almost deleted a post once because you thought you were wrong, but you were wrong.

[–]holyice7[!] 0 points1 point ago

Nope.

[–]Mange-Tout -3 points-2 points ago

I've never deleted a post even when I admittedly was wrong. Luckily, that only happened once in my life.

[–]cannotlogon 17 points18 points ago

I own my downvoted posts. In fact, some of them are like adorable reprobate children that I love because they are despised.

Moreover, you do realize that reddit karma has no value, right?

[–]Simple-ish 4 points5 points ago

It's not the karma. It's the fact that his made-up, pseudo-nam is his, and it was tainted with stupidity.

[–]UnsightlyBastard 1 point2 points ago

Not everything downvoted is stupid or wrong it just means people don't agree with it...with some of the circlejerking that goes on here you could be downvoted and have a perfectly acceptable opinion.

[–]Neebat 1 point2 points ago

I always hate to hear people say that Reddit Karma has no value.

It's THE SCORE. How the fuck are we supposed to know if we're winning this online game without the score?

[–]cannotlogon 1 point2 points ago

When you put it that way, I can't but agree!

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[–]Flashman_H 7 points8 points ago

If they're so meaningless why do you delete them?

[–]cannotlogon 1 point2 points ago

It always comes back to cats!

[–]NowISeeTheFunnySide 1 point2 points ago

You did what to your cat?! Isn't that against the law?

(This will be so much funnier when he deletes his post, trust me.)

[–]jeblis 1 point2 points ago

I've deleted one in SRS. Reading the emotional/illogical/Non sequitur replies was just making me angry.

[–]Zhang5 7 points8 points ago

Well there's your problem. You posted something in SRS.

[–]jeblis 4 points5 points ago

I know. I know. Luckily they banned me.

[–]BlackGhostPanda 0 points1 point ago

Srs?

[–]cannotlogon 4 points5 points ago

I get that completely. You want to stop the moronic bleeding!

[–]SmartAssX 4 points5 points ago*

I HAVE LIVED TO SEE MY POST REPOSTED WITH A NEW TITLE..... today i truly am a redditor

http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/q2qi6/italian_catptains/

edit: and this one got more karma than mine

[–]Wakasaki_Rocky 0 points1 point ago

Reddit should have badges for this. You have earned yours today.

[–]Aethelstan 9 points10 points ago

I don't get why you would delete it; no-one's going to remember you!

[–]ANewAccountCreated 8 points9 points ago

Fucking RES...

[–]DrGonzo456 1 point2 points ago

Insert unnecessary "Why do I have you tagged as 'Fucks a pineapple'?" comment.

[–]Judiciary_Pag 4 points5 points ago

I keep mine as a reminder of the value of tact, respect, and comedic timing.

[–]Mr_Dependable 2 points3 points ago

And my lack thereof.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Neebat 0 points1 point ago

People downvote comments and then get pissed when those comments get deleted.

WTF did they think the downvote button meant?

[–]sweetgreggo 2 points3 points ago

I've never deleted a post. I said what I meant and I meant what I said. Just because I get down votes doesn't mean I don't stand behind what I say. Fuck the haters.

[–]IMBJR 1 point2 points ago

buck buck buck buck buck buck buck

[–]distertastin 1 point2 points ago

Downvote everyone and everything in this thread, including the post!!!

[–]Jellycent 1 point2 points ago

I see no reason why I should delete posts because redditors don't like my opinion. I do delete posts I really regret writing though.

[–]Snocala 1 point2 points ago

I don't believe I ever deleted one, but if I did it's because I was drunk when I posted it.

[–]grimebox 0 points1 point ago

I hate you for deleting posts

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[–]McBurger 5 points6 points ago

SO. BRAVE.

[–]i_toss_salad 1 point2 points ago

WHO THE FUCK LET YOU OUT OF SPACKDICKS YOU COCK LOVING NIGGER FAGET.

[–]politicalstu 0 points1 point ago*

Spellcheck: faggot, f-a-g-g-o-t, faggot. You're getting better though, your parents are beaming at your progress.

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[–]politicalstu 0 points1 point ago

faget

faget

  1. This hideously misspelled derivation of 'faggot' is primarily used by uneducated rednecks who fail to see the irony of calling someone a derogatory name but having no idea how to say the word.

  2. Used by closet homosexuals in an attempt to smooth out the word 'faggot' and give it a softer french/italian/spanish sound, with a rolled G similar to the J in french, and a silent T.

You're an uneducated redneck homosexual? To each their own.

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[–]politicalstu 0 points1 point ago

You lost at your fail spellcheck.

And yet you continue to think I warrant enough attention to keep responding. Get all you can in before your mommy says it's time to turn off the internet for the night.

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[–]politicalstu 0 points1 point ago

:: YAWN ::

[–]kiefstone -2 points-1 points ago

Upvote.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Found one.

[–]The_Director 0 points1 point ago

I'm proud of my negative posts! Best one is -90 karma and I will never delete it.

[–]CakeCatSheriff 0 points1 point ago

I bathe in downvotes. It's not hard to commentate only when you are sure you will receive upvotes, but luckily karma means shit so people on reddit could actually start to express their opinions more often.

[–]DealerUmbra 0 points1 point ago

The phrase "mercy kill" usually goes through my head right before I do.

[–]cycophuk 0 points1 point ago

I rarely delete posts that get downvoted. There have been a couple of times where I did out of frustration, but I try to stick behind the idea of not posting anything that I won't stand behind. Hell, just yesterday I had a post get almost 50 downvotes and even though even my replies got downvoted as well, I kept it up and responded of to almost everyone that commented on it.

[–]JonnyRingo03 0 points1 point ago

I deleted one post but never again. Fuck that, if you don't like what I say downvote it. I ain't scared to lose some fake internet points. I say good day to you.

[–]electrikmayhem 0 points1 point ago

OP is a pussy. A real man owns the downvotes. EVERYONE DOWNVOTE ME, GODDAMMIT!

[–]JonnyRingo03 0 points1 point ago

FUCK SRS. And to the people who have been banned by them I say CONGRATULATIONS. FTW

[–]reposter_ 0 points1 point ago

You really are the worst person in the world. Unless you are under 16 years old, which is probably the case.

[–]rawrsaur 0 points1 point ago

But what if it's a repost? Is that an acceptable reason to delete?

[–]NeverStopPosting 0 points1 point ago

I slipped and fell into a lifeboat.

[–]faultydesign 0 points1 point ago

[–]GeorgeTaylorG 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes people are assholes.

[–]awwkward 0 points1 point ago

I bet if we really drowned the people who made terrible posts the quality of the content on Reddit's front page would increase.

[–]SquirrelDragon 0 points1 point ago

What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger.

[–]kabomlamma 1 point2 points ago

(my penis 2012, p. 32)

[–]NinjaSupplyCompany 0 points1 point ago

A mod once told me that deleting your posts makes reddit think you are a spammer so in the future you are more likely to get caught in the spam filter.

[–]casc1701 0 points1 point ago

Coward.

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[–]Snocala 1 point2 points ago

SO BRAVE

[–]sayn -1 points0 points ago

How I feel getting upvoted to heaven => :)

How I feel getting downvoted to hell => :)

[–]DirtPile -1 points0 points ago

Yes, because karma is worth something.

[–]An_Innocent_kitten -3 points-2 points ago

Reddit is a weird place to be. It so eagerly denounces religion but seems to liveand die by a fictional karma entity just as readily. Neither of which I give a damn about. If you have something to say, say it and if people don't like it because you dared have a voice and went against the so-called 'hivemind', so what.

[–]RandomInfarction -1 points0 points ago

You gotta choose your battles wisely!

[–]heyyoguy -1 points0 points ago

AGH! I shall always downvote any page that doesn't let me go back! Curse youuuuuuu!

[–]mismetti -1 points0 points ago

Vada a bordo, cazzo!!

[–]Ahrounmoon -1 points0 points ago

I try to only complain about downvotes if I don't understand why I got them. If I said something confrontational I usually wear those as a badge of honor because I will only say it if I feel it absolutely must be said. Of course, then again...

[–]PancakeTune -1 points0 points ago

[–]xayzer -1 points0 points ago

I bail out on comments that have been down voted even once.

I shall be deleting this one soon ...

[–]DirtyDenzel -4 points-3 points ago

Karmas a bitch.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]DirtyDenzel -4 points-3 points ago

A horrible, heartless, whore with a ruthless mean streak and a detachable wooden leg that she fucks your best man with.

[–]yourfaceisannoying -4 points-3 points ago

Honestly, I find people like you pathetic. That's not supposed to be an insult, I actually find sad that you are either a) unable to live with disapproval from the swarm or b) so shallow that you give a fuck about some pretend numbers associated with an anonymous alter-ego on the Internet. I come on here to mostly browse, but I occasionally chip in - sometimes I say something worthwhile, sometimes I say something offensive or stupid. Whatever the outcome, though, I never consider feeling the post and pretending I don't ever make mistakes. I pretty much guarantee I am going straight to the bottom for writing this, but I got to have my say and that's all I really give a toss about.

W e e e e e e e !

[–]cjtheinvader 0 points1 point ago

Congratulations

You berated a random person intensely with vigor for seemingly no reason at all.

And you call them pathetic...

[–]Terps34 -2 points-1 points ago

Thanks, asshole. Now I have that Dido song stuck in my head...

[–]Kingpuff -2 points-1 points ago

I've down that with comments good sir. No problem with that

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

I'm glad he's not my captain