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[–]MechaToast 6 points7 points ago

Nobody wins. Lesbian arguments are like attrition warfare. Think of the western front in WWI.

[–]notafunhater 2 points3 points ago

Never get involved in a land war in Asia! Or a Lesbian argument!

[–]darkeyesgirl 0 points1 point ago

A million times this. (The bigger bitch maybe? Oh, I should just log off while I'm ahead, I'm pretty sure she knows my username...)

[–]MechaToast 1 point2 points ago

SHE ALREADY KNOWS

[–]darkeyesgirl 1 point2 points ago

I shivered. Checked your comment history. Laughed and then shivered again. Fuck the police. I think.

[–]MechaToast 0 points1 point ago

I always wondered how confusing my comment history would look to others.

[–]BioSim00 -1 points0 points ago

FALSE.

When lesbian sex is involved, we all win.

[–]MechaToast 1 point2 points ago

Not gay guys.

[–]stareattheart 1 point2 points ago

The bottom.

[–]w00zyhead 0 points1 point ago

The top!

[–]wolfsilver 0 points1 point ago

Then it comes down to who has the bigger penis- oh wait... umm... New definition of eternity?

[–]LOTF 0 points1 point ago

The SWAT they send to calm them down.

[–]xlonelyxnobodyx 0 points1 point ago

Touche, my friend.

[–]YinAndYang 0 points1 point ago

I've seen what happens before. It does not end well.

[–]theflabbergast 0 points1 point ago

The woman.

[–]zoomzoomla 0 points1 point ago

We both do, there are two sets of tits in the relationship. It's win-win.

[–]OfThriceAndTen[M] -1 points0 points ago

We'll see how this pans out, if people are having a problem, we'll remove it.

[–]nonameslob -3 points-2 points ago

Obviously whoever's the woman in the relationship.