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[–]jthiller 68 points69 points ago

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Welcome to Costco, I love you.

[–]JayTS 21 points22 points ago

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Came to comments for the Idiocracy, was not disappointed.

[–]jonathan_danger 22 points23 points ago

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You like sex AND money? We should hang out.

[–]cheesenbeer 15 points16 points ago

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Go away! 'batin!

[–]Negative-KarmaRecord 6 points7 points ago

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Idiocracy is for idiots.

[–]Fuego_Fiero 6 points7 points ago

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There you go with that fag talk again!

[–]verasalero 2 points3 points ago

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You're shit at living up to your name so far, bruv

[–]Negative-KarmaRecord -1 points0 points ago

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Bitch please you WISH you had my success.

[–]verasalero 0 points1 point ago

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Upvoted to maintain your novelty account's meaninglessness.

[–]Negative-KarmaRecord -1 points0 points ago

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This reverse psychology is pretty neat stuff!

[–]misscasanova -1 points0 points ago

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Don't worry, scro! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives.

[–]Negative-KarmaRecord -1 points0 points ago

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Too bad you aren't one of those 'tards.

[–]Azntranceboi 5 points6 points ago

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Do they have electrolytes? Because it's what the body craves

[–]Devon64327 0 points1 point ago

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Welcome to ChinaCo, fuck you.

[–]Achilios 27 points28 points ago

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Trent Reznor must be huge in China.

[–]dan2737 5 points6 points ago

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[–]ChakraFreak 1 point2 points ago

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[–]theinternetlol -2 points-1 points ago

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Came in here just to post that -_-

[–]dexterduck 1 point2 points ago

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Good news! Someone already did!

[–]smpx 13 points14 points ago

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Yeah but the problem with corporate chains is the handjobs are usually very lackluster.

[–]Battletooth 2 points3 points ago

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They give a mean rim job though.

[–]Rountree85 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Maxables 19 points20 points ago

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I love that band!

(Starfucker)

[–]ILDuce1390 12 points13 points ago

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I wonder if the employees are called "Starfuckers"?

[–]patefoisgras 0 points1 point ago

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Only if our equivalents are called "Starbuckers".

[–]Rountree85 0 points1 point ago

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Never heard of Starfucker, but I like the Star Fucking Hipsters.

[–]iznotbutterz -2 points-1 points ago

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It's like a girly band, but i enjoy it too.

[–]throwaway00012 6 points7 points ago

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I'll have a full body latte, thanks.

[–]thegreatgetzby 7 points8 points ago

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Please tell me that's shopped. I've been to Taiwan and they have some pretty awesome chinglish signs there. None of which will ever compare to this... Where was this taken?

[–]Ominus666 2 points3 points ago

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Ha! They misspelled coffee!

[–]akern 2 points3 points ago

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not an ideal company name to go googling in the webs

[–]long_wang_big_balls 4 points5 points ago

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Could I have a double espresso cum shot please?

[–]Pterodactyl_sir 1 point2 points ago

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LONG_WANG_BIG_BALLS we here at star fucks have been lacking proper management and we feel you are more than qualified for a CEO position based solely on your name.

[–]sharkdude95 1 point2 points ago

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Is that Trent Reznor's coffee shop?

[–]tomasziam 2 points3 points ago

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Their ginger latte taste like fish.

[–]JuddRunner 1 point2 points ago

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They spelled coffee with only one 'e'! Priceless!

[–]S_teven_ -1 points0 points ago

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Came here for this...

[–]cannotlogon 1 point2 points ago

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They have one inside the Boobs & Noble's bookstore.

[–]ReDocter17 1 point2 points ago

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"I could really use a Starbucks right now."

[–]maxman3000 2 points3 points ago

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We really don't have time for a handjob right now.

[–]tehteh67 0 points1 point ago

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-Welcome to Star Fucks, how can I help you today? -Yes I'd like a large latte with a lot of foam and extra whipped cream -... Sir, why do you keep winking at me?

[–]One_Cool_Dude 0 points1 point ago

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Also don't forget how good Dairy Queef's ice cream is!

[–]jsake 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of a reversible Nike windbreaker I bought as a kid in Shanghai... reverse it and it became an Adidas windbreaker.. pretty slick.

[–]a_kosher_vet 0 points1 point ago

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Does the smaller logo on the left say Porn Queen?

[–]byttle 0 points1 point ago

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im beginning to think that these translation errors are on purpose.

[–]mysticdickstick 0 points1 point ago

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I'm ordering a grande with a squirt of some ambiguous beige syrupy liquid.

As a matter of fact I'll also have a black Amarican.

[–]Itsbigrob1 0 points1 point ago

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That's a latte I don't want to taste

[–]akaZilong 0 points1 point ago

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I see this a lot on the Internet. But most people don't know that this happens often at a constructions site. Look at the space below. While I western world the places are all blanketed up, Chinese try to attract businesses by showing fake brand signs. It makes the place for the new business more real. This name however is a bit out of line...

[–]keltie21 0 points1 point ago

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...where you meet, fu'coffee.

[–]stc4life 0 points1 point ago

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Ask them what the fuck happened to Peppercorn Ranch

[–]TheCadaver 0 points1 point ago

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Starfucks 64. Do a barrel roll!

[–]saltytrey 0 points1 point ago

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If I lived there, I would go there every day.

[–]Kbear52 0 points1 point ago

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Repost saw this aweek ago down ite

[–]likeasomebodie 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit reposts can be fucking annoying.

[–]Contemporarium 4 points5 points ago

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Your life sounds tough

[–]Hero-in-a-halfshell 0 points1 point ago

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I'll take a Scarlett Johansson please.

[–]Rountree85 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Squalor- 0 points1 point ago

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Star Fucks is the young chief mate of the Penisquod in Horny Melville's Moby Dick.

[–]pwang_1986 0 points1 point ago

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I believe you mean Dicky Moe

[–]mamt123 0 points1 point ago

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yes, I will take the full body latte!

[–]Pasty_Virgin 4 points5 points ago

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I prefer the Fappuccino with extra creme.

[–]antsmasher 0 points1 point ago

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Getting coffee there must a great way to start a morning.

[–]Oreoshake 0 points1 point ago

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Hot coffee mod

[–]projekt84 0 points1 point ago

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457 Tall Fucks were given that day.

[–]ismileicrazy 0 points1 point ago

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I actually have a StarFucks ashtray and lighter that I got in China. Never knew there was an actual storefront.

[–]EKHawkman 0 points1 point ago

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I'm afraid I can't let you do that StarFucks.

[–]Raider61 -1 points0 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnUv6bRgMds

Nine Inch Nails - Starfuckers, Inc. (Version II) - Dave Ogilvie mix

really cool version

[–]WarEmblem27 -1 points0 points ago

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THAT'S HOT!

[–]oob15 -1 points0 points ago

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bunch of celebrities having sexy time?

[–]upboat_express -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Laxan -1 points0 points ago

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The logo should be flipping you off.

[–]edster2003 -1 points0 points ago

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Not. One. Fuck. Given.

[–]PromethiumX -1 points0 points ago

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Is that where I can go to have sex with Megan Fox

[–]distertastin -1 points0 points ago

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Great name, the coffee was bland and the arsenic poisoning left me unsatisfied to say the least, 2 stars.

[–]LaTormenta -1 points0 points ago

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I enjoy the funny photoshopped picture every now and again but apparently people don't even need to try anymore.

[–]Mindwraith[S] 0 points1 point ago

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actually this is real

[–]Cyralea -1 points0 points ago

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[–]otaconx -2 points-1 points ago

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How many fucks were given?