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[–]Greggleface 506 points507 points ago

No link for the lazy?

Fiiiiiine I'll do iiiiiiiit.

You can thank me later.

[–]nrgarcia92 72 points73 points ago

I came back to thank you

[–]Ntgr8 23 points24 points ago

I came to thank you.

FTFY

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points ago

I came, thank you.

FTFY

[–]anzonix 6 points7 points ago

I came FTFY

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

NO! IT'S MY TURN TO GET TO BE THE PUN-CABOOSE! DOWNVOTES TO YOU!

[–]Powellman 1 point2 points ago

why can't we all just be cum buddies :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I may or may not be in the market for a cum-buddy ;)

[–]oOoWTFMATE 4 points5 points ago

i just came. thank you

[–]Derpspam 17 points18 points ago

Clicked the link thinking it was a link to NPH video but it wasnt. I ain't even mad

[–]tytotabuki 31 points32 points ago

[–]pilvy 9 points10 points ago

Okay...just going to do some science...be back shortly...

[–]czach 12 points13 points ago

[–]CoolBowtie 2 points3 points ago

Thank you!

[–]jbonola 1 point2 points ago

If I was not enjoying this so much I might go gay for you! Thanks Bro!

[–]Canucklehead99 1 point2 points ago

Good Guy Greggleface

[–]erxz 0 points1 point ago

Thank you!

[–]Aejaxe 0 points1 point ago

thank you!!!!!!!

[–]bigbill147 0 points1 point ago

It is now later, Thank you

[–]GrumpyDoctorGrammar 0 points1 point ago

Much <3

[–]EvilTOJ 0 points1 point ago

Already have it subscribed but thank you. You do the Lord's work.

[–]ninjagummybear 0 points1 point ago

Thought it was a link to the Elmo video. Am now disappointed.

[–]Nebozilla 0 points1 point ago

Oh god...that link was purple already....WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

[–]gguy123 216 points217 points ago

You felt like a gay guy dancing with a puppet?

[–]ngtstkr 80 points81 points ago

An erection's an erection.

[–]firemogle 10 points11 points ago

But they are not all the same. I mean, the one I got at my grandmother's funeral was much different than the one I got when the stripper gave me a free lapdance.

[–]DeafComedian 4 points5 points ago

hehe, this reminds me of a joke.

What's the difference between a dead person and a pizza?

[–]phrancois 7 points8 points ago

Am I the only who noticed his username?

[–]DeafComedian 5 points6 points ago

Not what I expected, but I'll take it as "what?"


Punchline:

YOU DON'T FUCK A PIZZA BEFORE YOU EAT IT

[–]Thaygn 7 points8 points ago

Yes I do.

[–]tobusdm 0 points1 point ago

He got a bunch of people. Including me

[–]Avery17 2 points3 points ago

Okay, I'll bite. What is it?

[–]Bloodfeastisleman 2 points3 points ago

A pizza doesn't give you an erection?

[–]smdepot 1 point2 points ago

You don't eat pizza?

[–]SmurfRockRune 1 point2 points ago

The pizza is legal?

[–]Oma_ster 1 point2 points ago

something pizza something penis?

[–]UncleTogie 6 points7 points ago

Near the end of that .gif, it looked like NPH was close enough to Elmo to be boinking the puppet operator in the ear...

[–]X-Craft 5 points6 points ago

I bet OP didn't even realize that, and just posted a random victory dance gif to reap some votes...

[–]Doogie-Howser 0 points1 point ago

Nothing wrong with that!!

[–]stormtroopin 0 points1 point ago

Came here to say this.

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[–]Squalor- 10 points11 points ago

You're right. He just sucks it. He's not a cannibal, after all.

[–]luvmyjapcat 36 points37 points ago

Wait, for that gif, wouldn't it be r/boysinyogapants?

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[–]luvmyjapcat 23 points24 points ago

that would be good for r/oldmaidsinyogapants

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

[–]There_is_a_spoon 17 points18 points ago

r/imaginaryyogapants

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[–]log1k 5 points6 points ago

also = /r/nsfw_gif

[–]luvmyjapcat 3 points4 points ago

Good one. You win....I bring nothing to the table to counter this one.

[–]Rainymood_XI -3 points-2 points ago

Thanks, now I checked it if it existed. Thankfully it did not ... yet.

[–]apsc 6 points7 points ago

Hey, fuck you, man. I'd want it.

[–]DefiantlyNotAnAlt 3 points4 points ago

I second this motion.

[–]hoodedbob 2 points3 points ago

[–]czach 7 points8 points ago

[–]batsam 22 points23 points ago

For the record, almost none of those pictures are actually of girls in yoga pants. They are of girls in leggings. Future reference: yoga pants are usually flared at the bottom or loose-fitting, while leggings are tight all over. Important because yoga pants are not always terribly attractive, but leggings are essentially made to show off the goods.

[–]There_is_a_spoon 3 points4 points ago

I think this is important. MY former GF used to wear yoga pants all the time, and while attractive, it was more about the comfy level for her. She definitely did not prance around in anything like these.

[–]glass_canon 0 points1 point ago

Comfortable and attractive? Sign me up.

[–]theystolemyusername 0 points1 point ago

but leggings are essentially made to show off the goods.

And they are good for exercise. But that's just a bonus.

[–]TacoTom69 13 points14 points ago

My reaction exactly when I discovered r/volleyballgirls

[–]log1k 14 points15 points ago

ugh... all you had to do was add the extra / before the r

/r/volleyballgirls

[–]DELTATKG 1 point2 points ago

Wait, does that work without RES? I had assumed it was just an RES feature (though, I could be wrong).

[–]log1k 0 points1 point ago

I hadn't thought of that. But I'm at school on a non RES computer, so apparently it does work :)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

+shortcut

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[–]failed_novelty 1 point2 points ago

Did you realize that before, after, or during your fap?

If during, did you stop, or speed up?

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[–]whackojack0 0 points1 point ago

seems like a decent enough idea

[–]griffith12 5 points6 points ago

You felt gay?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I was more like this

[–]contrarianism 2 points3 points ago

i am sick of this guy.

[–]Aboluv 1 point2 points ago

At the end it looked like NPH was plowing Elmo.

[–]abrahamisaninja 0 points1 point ago

or Kevin's face

[–]johnny_appletits 1 point2 points ago

Kinda weird that he's basically dancing with a guy's arm.

[–]DeviousRetard 1 point2 points ago

He actually starts humping the man at one bit if you look closely.

[–]Dfro123 1 point2 points ago

Maybe what OP meant was, despite being attracted to males, the subreddit is so glorious that one can only pump one's fist in triumph upon discovering this unbeknownst oasis.

I got nothing for Elmo...he's always pumped.

[–]rhyker 1 point2 points ago

why not go straight to the source? (www.girlsinyogapants.com)

[–]Avery17 1 point2 points ago

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

My kitten slapped my phone and upvoted this for you.

[–]Rebel4thecolorbrown 1 point2 points ago

all the same movements in his right hand except in my pants...

[–]M1A1_1000mph 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the referral.

[–]MattFros 1 point2 points ago

bro

[–]cvillestorm 1 point2 points ago

NPH didn't react that way when he found r/girlsinyogapants

[–]Ssylar 1 point2 points ago

Clicked on comments just to get the link

[–]gangy86 1 point2 points ago

Oh yoga pants....giving white girls ass

[–]A13X37 0 points1 point ago

oh my. thank you so much.

[–]TehMost 0 points1 point ago

bahahaha so gooood

[–]ragingroger 0 points1 point ago

This gif syncs perfectly with "Sixteen Saltines" by Jack White...

[–]rosswuest1 0 points1 point ago

you are a gentleman and a scholar

[–]conspiracy_thug 0 points1 point ago

thats the same thing my dick did!

[–]SuperRamezo 0 points1 point ago

New favorite gif

[–]bodg123 0 points1 point ago

Comments

[–]Dalinair 0 points1 point ago

Agree 100%

[–]SeeYaLaterDylan 0 points1 point ago

I have this too. It's called college.

[–]NPH_wouldnt_do_that 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure if my username is relevant or not...

[–]johnnybarbs92 0 points1 point ago

Oh, the true irony of this post...

[–]commentninja 0 points1 point ago

I like how I can't tell any difference in Elmo's dancing when it restarts.

[–]Denvermax432 0 points1 point ago

you do realize there is r/gonewild right?

[–]Dev1l5Adv0cat3 0 points1 point ago

Where's the subreddit with girls in yoga pants who actually do yoga?

[–]smang_it_gurl 0 points1 point ago

...but NPH wouldn't at all enjoy r/girlsinyogapants

[–]lakemasai 0 points1 point ago

ironically with NPH.

[–]watho 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was grisslyyogapants the first time I saw it :D

[–]Lautemortis 0 points1 point ago

Lol. I looked at this while listening to "We Found Love". NPH and Elmo got the moves!

[–]RedSkyWarning 0 points1 point ago

Thank you so much.

[–]trev2010 0 points1 point ago

Another sub-reddit to subscribe to. Thank you.

[–]Harvpup 0 points1 point ago

New favorite gif.!!!!

[–]mylastbreath11 0 points1 point ago

i. love. this.

[–]GetAtMeWolf 0 points1 point ago

um.... www.girlsinyogapants.com anyone?

[–]Miscellaneous_Item 0 points1 point ago

Wait you feel like NPH? Isn't he.......................already dating someone?

[–]toxicxgaming 0 points1 point ago

[–]g77r7 0 points1 point ago

Cookie Monsta – Time To Get Crunk [Circus] listen to that while watching this.

[–]Operatics 0 points1 point ago

my life... so much... better

[–]Yasshole 0 points1 point ago

more like r/boysinyogapants and r/monstersinyogapants

[–]Kolbein 0 points1 point ago

THANK YOU SO FUCKIN MUCH!!!

[–]IAmAnatheistcatAMA 0 points1 point ago

i reacted the same way, but without the gay, when i found /r/cameltoe.

[–]somerandomguy02 -2 points-1 points ago*

Like a gay man dancing?

Edit: You fucking morons. That's what the gif is...

[–]frankiebassdrop -1 points0 points ago

[–]azfarmb -1 points0 points ago

You felt like a gay man dancing with a red puppet? Not sure if they would celebrate what you found.

[–]spattem -1 points0 points ago

you celebrate like a gay guy?

[–]Flabbagazta -1 points0 points ago

You felt like a gay man dancing with a puppet?

[–]colinski94 -2 points-1 points ago

i thought he died in a whore house in texas

[–]K3TtLek0Rn -2 points-1 points ago

But he's gay.

[–]Doogie-Howser 1 point2 points ago

Nothing worng with that!!

[–]K3TtLek0Rn 0 points1 point ago

there's not. but girls in yoga pants implies that he's straight

[–]chabanais -2 points-1 points ago

So you're gay?

[–]Random_Username -2 points-1 points ago

So did you feel red or gay?

[–]schuppaloop -2 points-1 points ago

I don't think Neil Patrick Harris about r/girlsinyogapants...he's gay...

[–]Doogie-Howser 1 point2 points ago

Nothing wrong with that!!

[–]Ztype22 -2 points-1 points ago

You felt like gay dancing?

[–]xXRequiemXx -2 points-1 points ago

Gay?

[–]InsertDiscSeven -2 points-1 points ago

Does he mean.. gay?

[–]stabsthedrama -3 points-2 points ago

you felt suddenly homosexual?

...I'll let myself out...

[–]sheephead1231 -3 points-2 points ago

Gay?

[–]nottaclevername -3 points-2 points ago

Gay?