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[–]rocknasian 6 points7 points ago

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beary interesting... I did not know that either.

[–]0069 2 points3 points ago

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natural selection at its finest.. i barely know anything about bears

[–]Patius 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I'm not sure why, but this news has probably caused my hair to become grizzled.

[–]SupermanV2 3 points4 points ago

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If I knew this went on I totally would have joined the cub scouts.

[–]Pheon809 1 point2 points ago

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Do they also use charmin?

[–]NoEthicsDaughter 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Seen it myself, NOT a pretty picture... bearly got out if it alive

[–]ofmonster 3 points4 points ago

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I bearly like these puns.

[–]Tasgall -2 points-1 points ago

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I find them unbearable.

[–]mistermajik2000 -2 points-1 points ago

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Such a cutting remark.

[–]asianbronyman 0 points1 point ago

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CUT out the knife jokes already...

[–]fireball20xl 0 points1 point ago

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That mother bear is the new guardian of the master emerald

[–]johnny_seven 0 points1 point ago

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Can't believe you didn't know that

[–]Chester_Cheeto 0 points1 point ago

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Well I guess you have never seen the monkey knife fights out in international waters. "ahh, nothing like booze and monkey knife fights on international waters on a Sunday morning." moe

[–]RajboshMahal 0 points1 point ago

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but before that, a huge dump

[–]HolyMoholyNagy 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm, this doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about bears to dispute it!

[–]Kron0_0 0 points1 point ago

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where do these things originate? is there some shitty kids book out there that i can buy for my future children?

[–]chattyWw 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Fuck_Skittles -1 points0 points ago

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Damn nature, you scary!

[–]Knives3057 -2 points-1 points ago

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I bearly approve of this.

[–]JuddRunner -1 points0 points ago

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TIL.

[–]REEKS_OF_BULLSHIT -1 points0 points ago

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THIS REEKS OF BULLSHIT.

[–]Nomakeme -1 points0 points ago

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For some reason I find those knife-wielding bear cubs beyond cute!

[–]Tabdelineated -1 points0 points ago

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Please tell me this is a real book and not a shop. I would buy the shit out of that. Umm... For my kids... Yeah...

[–]juanloco22 -1 points0 points ago

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their knives aren't even sheathed. they're bear!