Actually got pooped on by a bird yesterday, while riding my motorcycle, while at speed. I had be riding around for a while because it had hardened on my jacket/pants/helmet/tank. When I rolled into Uni I noticed white crap on my tank. I was perplexed since my bike is stored in my garage and I would totally notice it (the thought of getting pooped on didn't even cross my mind). I go to a computer lab and notice some white-ish specks on my pants and I'm like okay, what the. I look at my jacket and see another small few specks. Fuck. Walk out to my bike/helmet and it's splattered all down the side of my helmet. The definition of FML.