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An important message about Pocket Whales from a preeminent Marine Biologist

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[–]robodus 5 points6 points ago

Nice try of making an old joke into a real scenario...

[–]FukZilla 1 point2 points ago

Dumb

                                         Ass

[–]turdlet 1 point2 points ago

Given that I have you tagged as "farted in a homeless woman's face", I think you have a very rocky relationship with your flatulence.

[–]Malcar 1 point2 points ago

For some reason I read this backwards, and thought that you farted to cover up loud music coming from headphones. That made me laugh, the real version is somewhat disappointing.

[–]Omnipwn 0 points1 point ago

[–]KimboSpice 5 points6 points ago

Fuck, I came into this thinking, oh cool, only 7 comments so far, I'm totally gonna blow this one up with that bloodhound gang song. Fuck you internet, Fuck you.

[–]Shantirel 0 points1 point ago*

OP's RES tag - farted in the face of a retarded homeless woman. Dude wat

[–]MyNameWasBetter 0 points1 point ago

Should be Bad Luck Brian

[–]kicklecubicle 0 points1 point ago

Socially awkward? No, just retarded.

[–]TisMurder 0 points1 point ago

This is unhumorous