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[–]raisin_bran_in[S] 1097 points1098 points ago*

Credit to user KaptainKarmel for creating the gif.

Edit: direct linked to KaptainKarmel's page.

[–]KaptainKarmel 1265 points1266 points ago

Cheers :)

[–]For_teh_horde 350 points351 points ago

one of the greatest gifs i have seen

[–]doggylog 121 points122 points ago*

When I was younger I only knew how to make cartoons with paint. Jpg by jpg, I made a cartoon called 'tac of the killer pies" I'll have to get it uploaded soon. Might need to shrink it. It takes ages to load.

EDIT:

Here it is guys, enjoy.. Its not as amazing as you think its going to be.

Part 2

[–]swampertkamm85 94 points95 points ago*

Replying to save this.

OP will surely deliver.

EDIT: OP DELIVERED!

[–]Minyme2009 78 points79 points ago*

Let's just wait

Edit: fixed it now, credit to Sparrow

[–]Sparrow475 32 points33 points ago

Other way around. Use [] for the text, and () for the link.

[–]Minyme2009 10 points11 points ago

Thanks for that, didn't even notice I mixed it up

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]imgrg 6 points7 points ago

No Earl Grey? I guess I'll settle for chamomile. I trust doggylog shall surely deliver soon..

NinjaEdit: No milk for me, thanks.

[–]DudeZombie 11 points12 points ago

I love that I saw the thread on /r/skyrim of this.

[–]Minyme2009 3 points4 points ago

Exactly where I got it from, love /r/skyrim

[–]ekovv 7 points8 points ago

Hurry up!

[–]thatguydan01 3 points4 points ago

please

[–]LuckyAmeliza 1 point2 points ago

put it on youtube.

[–]Totally_Stoked 1 point2 points ago

One gif to rule them all

[–]PocketFred 23 points24 points ago

I just PM'd you to congratulate you on that gif! It's fantastic!

[–]KaptainKarmel 45 points46 points ago

I just got the PM! I'm replying to it now!

[–]obomba 27 points28 points ago

I'm just waiting to see if PocketFred is gonna tell us what was in your reply!

[–]PocketFred 24 points25 points ago

Thanks :D

Ain't much more he could have replied :)

[–]Ambitus 26 points27 points ago

Ooh! What'd you say back!?!?

[–]PocketFred 21 points22 points ago

The same thing I usually say back!

[–]Xen0nex 27 points28 points ago

This is why I come to reddit. The gripping discourse!

What next?!

[–]CodaBrink 9 points10 points ago

You've made one of my favorite gifs. Thank you. :)

[–]mechasmokey10 9 points10 points ago

clink

[–]Arbitrus 4 points5 points ago

Truly, a magnificent work of art.

[–]TheoQ99 1 point2 points ago

This is an amazing gif! Why wouldn't you have posted this for your own karma?

[–]r_spider_link 139 points140 points ago

Way to go for the unprovoked crediting! KaptainKarmel could really use the love, too, since he has produced some darn fine gifs in his day.

EDIT: Proof:

http://i.imgur.com/SPRlk.gif

[–]illegal_deagle 51 points52 points ago

You're not the real r_spiders_link!

[–]arrr_spiders_link 71 points72 points ago

You're not the real r_spiders_link!

And sadly, nobody will be able to fill the void in our spider-fearing hearts that he left when he decided to quit reddit. r_spiders_link : Some people hated him, some people loved him, but he affected all of our lives. Of course, he announced this via a spider picture, as always.

[–]illegal_deagle 30 points31 points ago

A++++ would fall for it again.

Did he really quit though?

[–]r_spiders_link_link 41 points42 points ago

Yup. But based on the comments in his "retirement post," it seems that the consensus is that he won't be missed:

http://www.reddit.com/r/spiders/comments/snuali/my_final_spider_link_thanks_for_all_the_go/

[–]greenighs 15 points16 points ago

You are my hero hero.

[–]r_spiders_link 61 points62 points ago

That link is actually real, if you copy paste it. I know I won't miss him, he always tricked me into doing stupid stuff like this.

[–]Mouseandrew 4 points5 points ago

I'll always upvote you just for the interesting spider pictures.

[–]travp333 2 points3 points ago

Ahaa! Good to have you back, buddy

[–]greenighs 1 point2 points ago

<3

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

That spider was weak sauce.

[–]illegal_deagle 1 point2 points ago

I'll never forget you.

[–]S1d3w4yZ 1 point2 points ago

You brilliant son of a bitch. I want to hug you.

[–]Martze 2 points3 points ago

Theory: r_spiders_link, r_spider_link, arrr_spiders_link, and r_spiders_link_link are all the same person.

[–]Gentleman_of_Wit 5 points6 points ago

You would too if that was your job...

[–]Cameron_D 8 points9 points ago

For some reason I clicked that ever after reading your username. Was amused.

[–]basshound3 10 points11 points ago

spider link... awesome

[–]MalHeartsNutmeg 1 point2 points ago

It's a .gif, everyone retreat!

[–]Gamma_Ray0 33 points34 points ago

Upvoted for giving credit to the creator!

[–]Reporting_the_facts 12 points13 points ago

Direct link to KaptainKarmel's comment with the gif for easier upvoting.

[–]evanthesquirrel 1 point2 points ago

you sir are the best kind of person

[–]Peacefield 242 points243 points ago

[–]minimission 155 points156 points ago

I knew someone would post the link.

Strange that I'm too lazy to edit the url, but I'll type this long winded comment in thanks.

[–]StreetMailbox 39 points40 points ago

it's actually a really nice subreddit, too!

[–]Negative__One 2 points3 points ago

They can be quite friendly over there. I ventured around once, trying to overcome my fear to find some nice folks. I guess I figured people who are into spiders would be... off somehow.

[–]ArchJustin 11 points12 points ago

It's because there's no chance of precious karma in just typing the url.

[–]Raven_blackwood 46 points47 points ago

This is now my favourite subreddit.

[–]RoflCopter4 29 points30 points ago

I feel like the only Redditor who thinks spiders are the coolest freaking thing on earth.

[–]snarkinturtle 5 points6 points ago

not every redditor is a nope-tard

[–]thesuspiciousone 3 points4 points ago

I feel the same way! Sometimes I think I'm the spider-whisperer because ever since I was little, I've liked picking up spiders and letting them crawl through my hands. Never been bitten (except once by a brown recluse, but it honestly wasn't that bad). It's especially awesome when they use their silk to go down from my hand to the ground, and I walk them around like a pet doggie.

[–]Hamlet7768 6 points7 points ago

I will respect them, especially the ones who eat pests. But I simply cannot tolerate two kinds of spiders:

  1. Spiders in my living quarters

  2. Big hairy spiders

[–]AdrianBrony 8 points9 points ago

the big hairy ones are harmless and actually makes really nice pets.

[–]Hamlet7768 2 points3 points ago

My friend's sister has a tarantula as a pet. They still frighten me.

[–]arachnophilia 36 points37 points ago

see, i knew i couldn't be the only one.

[–]fumfar 8 points9 points ago

i love spiders wtf is wrong with reddit a bunch of babies on here

[–]SnuggieMcGee 2 points3 points ago

I remember posting a few weeks ago about how many primal religions celebrate spiders and they sort of factor into their myths in many ways- from the "trickster" (Anansi) to the creator Great-mother-weaver-types, to the protector (warding off more dangerous, disease carrying insects). Since it's only in the west where this stigma developed, it leads one to believe that religion is to blame for this arachnophobia. I vaguely remember blaming the Catholics.

That said, I still scream like a bitch whenever one skitters across my line of sight. I am a product of my times. Sue me.

[–]petalsforgems 20 points21 points ago

I feel them crawling on me now =s

[–]Raven_blackwood 23 points24 points ago

Oh come on, they're adorable.

[–]EM12 9 points10 points ago

They make them seem adorable

[–]AdrianBrony 2 points3 points ago

tarantulas are kind of like eight legged cats, believe it or not. they can't harm you, and they enjoy your body heat.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Only the furry ones...

[–]fabritzio 2 points3 points ago

I've been subscribed to it since I first saw it three months ago. 10/10 would browse again.

[–]Totally_Stoked 9 points10 points ago

[–]xtremeradness 13 points14 points ago

Those who don't think this is fascinating... well... ... it's fascinating.

[–]AdrianBrony 4 points5 points ago

kind of beautiful, really.

[–]Futilrevenge 2 points3 points ago

Hell yeah it is. Sorry, I love spiders more than anything.

[–]Bajonista 2 points3 points ago

That's... kinda cute actually. Like the kind of mom Charlotte could have been.

[–]blondezombie 2 points3 points ago

It looks like it's missing two of it's left legs. That's a tough spider mom right there.

[–]Xylth 2 points3 points ago

I think you accidentally linked to /r/aww.

[–]hired_goon 2 points3 points ago

awesome! a new subreddit to sub to.

[–]oblong_cheese 1 point2 points ago

I think you meant to say, "for normal people who actually go outside occasionally and aren't scared of mostly-harmless arachnids"

[–]Xylth 33 points34 points ago

Am I the only one here who was taught as a child to be nice to spiders, because they eat bugs and none of the ones around here are dangerous to humans?

I am?

Carry on, then.

[–]cor315 5 points6 points ago

You are not alone. Spiders are way better than any bug that flies. Fuck all flying bugs.

[–]mynameisIAIN 4 points5 points ago

I was taught this, and I know most spiders cant hurt me. But phobias are not rational. I thought I would get over it ages ago but I'm 18 and just as freaked out by spiders as I've ever been.

[–]TittyliciousBitch 4 points5 points ago

are you really assuming that all of Reddit lives near you?

[–]Charrmeleon 1 point2 points ago

I wasn't taught that, I learned it myself. Unfortunately, I live in a part of the midwest where if you set your swim trunks out on the line after a swim in the lake, there's a chance a black widow might wander into em.

It's happened twice so far.

[–]xIlluminatus 50 points51 points ago

Who puts a self-destruct button on the bottom of a keyboard? That's just begging for something to go wrong.

[–]ialsolovebees 39 points40 points ago

It's got a gravity sensor which only enables the button after it's been placed face-up. The newer models have to be held down for 3 seconds and beep twice so you know it's gone through as well.

[–]WaveOFsilence 1 point2 points ago

I know! The International Big Red Button Code requires at least one access key and a flip-open cover over the button.

[–]hikingdub 57 points58 points ago

I found r/spiders using random one night. I don't like spiders but I respect them, as long as they are outside.

[–]Penleg 86 points87 points ago

there's one in my room in one of the corners. we have a silent agreement: I won't bother him as long as he doesn't bother me. His name is Ocho

[–]seeeee 56 points57 points ago

Me and this little spider in my closet had an agreement once. Then the little spider became a big spider and showed up on my bed one evening. NOT OKAY SPIDER! NOT OKAY!

[–]LedZepAddict 84 points85 points ago

Maybe he just misread some body language.

Forever a spider.

[–]delicious_downvotes 7 points8 points ago

Oh god, this made me laugh so hard. Thought you should know. Have an upvote. ;D

[–]yangx 14 points15 points ago

Say no to spider molestation

[–]dunchen22 10 points11 points ago

I had a friend who once showed me a huge spider web in his room once. It was filled with the carcasses of smaller spiders, though some were still of a decent size. Then the big guy showed his face and my friend stomped it. I informed him that by killing the big one, he's now just going to have dozens of smaller ones as that guy was cleaning up. Then my friend was like.

[–]ArchZodiac 3 points4 points ago

Spiderbro's bro?

[–]TheBoredMan 2 points3 points ago

[–]surrealasm_atwork 121 points122 points ago

This is actually one of my favorite subreddits... I don't understand why spiders have such a bad reputation.

[–][deleted] 234 points235 points ago

Cause reddit is full of complete sissies.

[–]Zhang5 73 points74 points ago

I think I've figured out why. For the most part bragging on the internet just draws people's ire. "Oh you don't think spiders are gross. Sure. Fuck you". Therefore Reddit instead becomes a circlejerk to see who can piss their pants the hardest over anything remotely creepy.

[–]Patecatl 45 points46 points ago

They're a bunch of sissies jumping in the "I hate spiders, kill it with fire" bandwagon, it's guaranteed karma. Especially when there's far worse things roaming the earth, like centipedes, have you seen those things?? fuck centipedes, man.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Plus, while spiders sometimes hunt things like mice, from what I can tell it's a risky battle. But centipedes? Poor mice don't stand a chance.

[–]FuhQue 12 points13 points ago

Kind of like how even driving by a taco bell will give half of reddit unstoppable diarrhea for a week.

[–]1bighiccup 13 points14 points ago

And they don't realise that without them we'd be neck deep in other bugs. People need to learn to thank them, not hate them.

[–]snarkinturtle 2 points3 points ago

I call 'em nope-tards.

[–]Mr_Mars 13 points14 points ago

I really like spiders and I've always felt so alone.. everyone hates them. I now feel validated, finally.

[–]orthag 9 points10 points ago

Why are all of you so afraid of spiders?

[–]emjaiz 9 points10 points ago

"Nope", one of the most cliche, illogical phrases to use. What is the exact context of using "nope" when confronted by something?

[–]zahnerwulf 101 points102 points ago

Just head on over to /r/puppies to feel a little better...

[–]IFUCKINGLOVEMETH 177 points178 points ago

[–]DickAnts 77 points78 points ago

should've known someone who fuckin gloves meth would ruin this

[–]richi1381 23 points24 points ago

Who's fucking gloves?

[–]UsernameWasntTaken 8 points9 points ago

No, he fucks in glove meth.

[–]BlueNotesBlues 27 points28 points ago

Aww so cute :3

[–]Areonis 68 points69 points ago

[–]Zhang5 31 points32 points ago

That's remarkably cute for a spider.

[–]A_Blind_Pilot 15 points16 points ago

I fucking hate spiders. But that spider is just to damn cute.

Also I'm not click on any other links on this thread.

[–]StreetMailbox 13 points14 points ago

8====8

that is a bone, not two dicks

[–]SheaF91 14 points15 points ago

It's two dicks, fused together.

[–]Sklar_Hast 7 points8 points ago

They are mating.

I would do a David Attenborough style description of it but I'm really dizzy right now.

[–]wats_3 4 points5 points ago

Their "docking".

[–]Not_Bad_Advice 4 points5 points ago

NEVER let your friend talk you into putting your penis into a Chinese finger trap.

[–]Xen0nex 14 points15 points ago

Subscribed! :3

[–]sfriniks 3 points4 points ago

I knew something like this was going to happen.

[–]0N0 9 points10 points ago

Awww. :3

[–]Wetmelon 7 points8 points ago

Dear god those are cute

[–]Penleg 4 points5 points ago

new favorite subreddit!

[–]Chimerathon 30 points31 points ago

Enjoy.

You lily-livered cowards.

[–]roostermaker 6 points7 points ago

I could never, ever do that. I'm much too ticklish.

[–]vinsfeld08 16 points17 points ago

holyfuckingshit my phone just vibrated in my pocket as it jumped at him. the internet hasn't scared me that much in years

[–]Futilrevenge 3 points4 points ago

Hell, I love spiders.

[–]fawker 2 points3 points ago

well, that escalated quickly

[–]Robwyll 17 points18 points ago

did you find out there is such a thing as r/spacedicks ? i want to see a gif on that reaction...

[–]theElegantWorm 15 points16 points ago

[–]Th4t_Irish_Guy 70 points71 points ago

[–]The_Real_JS 24 points25 points ago

[–]IAMApenis 5 points6 points ago

This reminds me of the SOL satellite in Akira.

[–]KaptainKarmel 3 points4 points ago

Yup. Pretty much inspired by this clip..... and spiders.

[–]rewddit 5 points6 points ago

Yes, some Redditors don't have a crippling fear of a common, and rather cool, insect.

Insane, eh?

[–]FatGuyANALLIttlecoat 2 points3 points ago

Insects have six legs and three body segments.

Arachnids dude.

[–]AnEternalSkeptic 5 points6 points ago

MORE LIKE R/N7OPE12, MIRITE?

[–]malvoliosf 5 points6 points ago

I don't get it. /r/spiders has cool pictures of spiders. What were you expecting? If you don't like spiders, don't click on pictures of spiders.

Am I missing something?

[–]pseudolobster 10 points11 points ago

And you didn't find that out from this guy?

[–]Clydesdale_Member 3 points4 points ago

"Ah, I remember my first rooty tooty point and shooty." LOL

[–]r_spiders_link 12 points13 points ago

What, don't you? Seriously, I would just camp out in my room and do this all day.

[–]sotheniderped 3 points4 points ago

just fuck everything about this. EVERYTHING. I EXPECTED A TAME LOOKING SPIDER. BUT FUCK MAN.

[–]r_spiders_link_link 5 points6 points ago

Actually, as infamous as he is on reddit, I found the pics posted by this guy to have a lot more impact:

http://www.reddit.com/user/r_scorpions_link

[–]Chiff 42 points43 points ago

A lot of you need a strong dose of man the fuck up. Too many people here are afraid of spiders. You can end their lives in a second if you want.

[–]Xen0nex 64 points65 points ago

Too many people here are afraid of spiders. You can end their lives in a second if you want.

Look, I'm annoyed by all these people complaining about spiders on reddit as much as anyone (especially since they're cool and I can make them spin webs in my hand when I'm bored). However, I think the idea of killing these people is a bit extreme.

[–]roostermaker 7 points8 points ago

Good one dude.

[–]Peatore 2 points3 points ago

I think it's less about "you should kill them" and more "you have nothing to fear as you are a much greater threat to them, than they are to you".

[–]teddybearoveralls 15 points16 points ago

Arachnophobia is not a simple fear. I've worked for a year in therapy just so I can type the word spider without bursting into tears.

[–]darkesth0ur 15 points16 points ago

oh brother.

[–]empireofnyy 9 points10 points ago

How dare you mock him! He is an American hero!

[–]TheRealOG 20 points21 points ago

Hey reddit fuck you. Spiders aren't that scary and there's no way a community this large can all be scared of them. Keep jerking each other off.

[–]fawker 5 points6 points ago

get over here and gently fondle my fruit basket

[–]TIffanySF 4 points5 points ago

i think you're being dramatic

[–]stevesonaplane 5 points6 points ago

Spiders are our friends. Jumping spiders are especially awesome.

[–]OatGerm 40 points41 points ago

[–]WilmaDickfit 50 points51 points ago

I'd be pissed too if my trackpad was that small

[–]Caldwing 4 points5 points ago

Some pretty interesting spiders in there.

[–]bamp 2 points3 points ago

TETSUO!

[–]justmadethisaccountt 5 points6 points ago

I love spiders because they eat insects. I also love these, because they eat ants, roaches, and silverfish. I allow them to wander freely in my house.

[–]StodRerling 2 points3 points ago

^ This, along with the emotional tale of Spiderbro, is why I became friends with the not-so-venomous North American spiders that sometimes appear in my home.

[–]comancheshower 3 points4 points ago

It's becoming common (as arachnophobia is) to act terrified by the content in r/spiders as though it's downright horrifying, but even as a person with a healthy fear of spiders, nothing within that subreddit is all that bad. It's mostly just interesting spottings. Why all the fuss? Is this just typical circlejerking (incestuous amplification), or am I just a desensitized mother fucker? Because, seriously. Not that bad.

[–]severedfinger 2 points3 points ago

Yes, yes. Redditors don't like spiders. We get it.

[–]Net_Bastard 4 points5 points ago

[–]Pop_Off 4 points5 points ago

The "NOPE" thing was cute at first, but now it's being way overused.

[–]100110001 7 points8 points ago*

Great, thanks, I'm going to go there now and I'm going to hate it now.

EDIT: fascinating, I had no idea there were so many different types of spiders in the world. I'm going to shoot myself now.

[–]falconboom 2 points3 points ago

i see your spiders and raise you one r/spacedicks

[–]EndTheFed1776 2 points3 points ago

I went to that subreddit, and lots of those spiders are actually pretty beautiful. Don't get me wrong, spiders creep me out, but you're looking at pictures for fucks sake.

[–]NyxsnOMFG 2 points3 points ago

thanks to you i just randomed and got /r/chesthairporn ... not much better than spiders >_>

[–]fuzzygreendemon 2 points3 points ago

ohh great now all the comments on spider posts are going to be this gif

[–]D_D 2 points3 points ago

I don't get why everyone on Reddit freaks out about spiders. I think they're pretty cool actually.

[–]splooshy 2 points3 points ago

Weird, I thought we were done with the whole spiders circlejerk. Oh well. Excellent .gif, so upvote.

[–]DelMaximum 2 points3 points ago

You people need to get over this stupid, mincy, unappealing fear of spiders. Get. The. Fuck. Over it. I know I'm not the only one who thinks it is not cute when everyone nopes all over everything upon seeing a spider.

[–]Topsiders 3 points4 points ago

Hahaha "NOPE!" Right guys? "NOPE!"

[–]Vexology 3 points4 points ago

The way spiders are treated on Reddit you would think they were on the same level as stumbling upon pictures of cut up bodies and execution videos or something. I get that most of the "NOPE NOPE NOPE KILL IT WITH FIRE" comments are probably just going for karma, and I can understanding being afraid of a spider that's right in front of you but the general reaction to media containing spiders on this site is absolutely retarded.

[–]SpaceMonkeyRage 1 point2 points ago

r/spiders is sorta a religion in Australia

[–]r_spiders_link_link 1 point2 points ago

I thought everyone knew about it after it got mentioned in this thread last week:

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/soi1i/iama_neil_degrasse tyson/c4fq2ta

[–]arrr_spiders_link 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry; thanks to the Reddit Law of Conservation Content, for every reddit there is an equal and opposite subreddit.

You live with the /r/spiders, but also get to enjoy /r/happygirls, with images like this.

:)

[–]phrausty 1 point2 points ago

How does the button not get pushed if it's on the bottom of the keyboard?

[–]TheFugget 1 point2 points ago

/r/aww or /r/GoneWild should clear it all up for you :3

[–]AssClownFUCK 1 point2 points ago

relevant but it's not my .gif

[–]Bravo777 1 point2 points ago

Hammer of dawn?

[–]brussels4breakfast 1 point2 points ago

Wow. You are really afraid of spiders aren't you?

[–]Lolazaurus 1 point2 points ago

I miss the rspiders_link novelty account...

[–]Rejexted 1 point2 points ago

This gif is remarkably fast

[–]nodicegrandma 1 point2 points ago

Maybe all redditors are at their core scared of Ungoliant, would make sense, I am too.

[–]ndfootball98 1 point2 points ago

and everyone goes to r/spiders.

[–]Airazz 1 point2 points ago

My reaction was milder. [not spider link]

[–]Jman5 1 point2 points ago

[–]Explains__The__Joke 1 point2 points ago

See, it's funny 'cause spiders are fucking scary.

[–]bondinferno 1 point2 points ago

False: Spiders are interesting and beautiful creatures, not scary, you my friend are a pussy

[–]jjjeahh 1 point2 points ago

My exact reaction when I visit /r/spacedicks

[–]Julayyy 1 point2 points ago

/r/spiders also known as /r/Australia

[–]FriendlyVisitor 1 point2 points ago

/r/spiders for the lazy ones.

[–]360walkaway 1 point2 points ago

Superbly done. Kudos to whoever originally made it.