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[–]hudm0 28 points29 points ago

[–]okaythisisit 23 points24 points ago

Yup. By me.

[–]hudm0 0 points1 point ago

Haha sorry I didn't see that. Please continue, enjoy your sweet sweet karma :)

[–]okaythisisit 1 point2 points ago

Heh, thanks.. Easily the one post to garner the most attention that I've posted thus far.

[–]openbloomberg 0 points1 point ago

Okay, this is it!

[–]Collodion 4 points5 points ago

My boxer/pit does the same thing. I say "Out" and she cocks her head and perks her ears. The I say "Let's go" and she's off like a shot.

[–]SaggyBallsHD 7 points8 points ago

This is me two days after I order something online and the doorbell rings.

[–]ittoku 2 points3 points ago

Definitely a yes

[–]alekanakalea 1 point2 points ago

My boxer is doing the "walk me" dance as I type this. She's singing, too. "RoOoOoOoO"

[–]Grilled_Cheesy 0 points1 point ago

got this from r/aww?

[–]Herpmahderp 0 points1 point ago

Did the mother of this dog have coitus with a rabbit perchance?

[–]sucksbro 0 points1 point ago

at least wait a day dude

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

My dogs do that whenever I say "play" or "ball". They're labs. My black lab spins around so much we gave him his Indian name: Dances In Circles.

[–]freezingprocess 0 points1 point ago

Ever pick up the leash just to move it or do anything but give your dog a walk but after seeing the joy on your dog's face after it sees the leash, feel compelled beyond your will to go for a walk?

Dogs make you weak like that.

[–]vinsite 0 points1 point ago

As soon as I say, "You wanna go outside?", my boxer just bolts for the door and leaps into it.

[–]circuzninja 0 points1 point ago

its funy cuz my dog does the same shit when i say outside

[–]HatofRighteousFury 0 points1 point ago

If my girlfriend's dog didn't have bad hips, he'd probably do that, too! He jumps but not that high.

[–]illmoney 0 points1 point ago*

That's my dog as soon as he hears me getting the leash. Dude goes nuts despite not having them.

edit: I a word