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[–]Sarcasm_Llama 21 points22 points ago

It tastes like Jesus and freedom!

[–]philip-fry 77 points78 points ago

buy fried dollar,

Costs 5 dollars...

[–]FalseFactsOrg 130 points131 points ago

YOU WANT FRIED DORRA? FIVE DORRA FOR FRIED DORRA

[–]pinkfloyd8973 5 points6 points ago

Not enough up votes for how much I laughed.

[–]cjb630 29 points30 points ago

Freedom isn't free.

[–]FlyingPasta 10 points11 points ago

[–]MrTeddybear 9 points10 points ago

The only way this image could be more 'merica is if the eagle was shedding a single tear representing something that no one will ever understand but will be hotly contested and pointed at by both sides of the aisle as representing them. Meanwhile, the original artist meant it to have no meaning because he just enjoys jerkin' his gherkin to weeping eagles.

mmmmmm... 'Merica.

[–]raydio27 1 point2 points ago

|Friedom isn't free.

FTFY

[–]MacroPhallus 1 point2 points ago

Freedom costs $1.05.

[–]philip-fry 0 points1 point ago

1.06- food tax....

[–]rdudejr 0 points1 point ago

Theirs a big fuggin feee

[–]UpTheIron 0 points1 point ago

Their's a Hefty fuckin fee

[–]MrWeirdlust 17 points18 points ago

That'd go good with some deep fried cocaine.

[–]martellus 7 points8 points ago*

And some picklejuice pop sickles to wash it down.

EDIT: popsicle

[–]NWCJ 14 points15 points ago

[–]martellus 4 points5 points ago

blame chrome.

[–]Soup_bones 0 points1 point ago

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! AVOID THE HOOD!!! YOU WILL DIE!!!

[–]Leezus 3 points4 points ago

[–]PirateMug 5 points6 points ago

I looked up pop sickle. I don't know what that is.

[–]Leezus 2 points3 points ago

Isn't it obvious? It's magnificent.

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 0 points1 point ago

Heh, is it a sign of too many RPGs if I want to call the leftmost one a Kama?

[–]UpTheIron 0 points1 point ago

Pops Cockles?

[–]f3tch -1 points0 points ago

No, this is what you do, deep fry weed then powder in coke and meth, deep fry again and repeat adding weed, coke and meth every time. (meth can be taken out) I call it the fat Charlie.

[–]Kretek_Kreddit 20 points21 points ago

The Internet has shown me a lot of things, this though is a first. Thank you.

[–]callmeWia 6 points7 points ago

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[–]callmeWia 1 point2 points ago

I'll give you one more right now. :P

[–]toadsy 2 points3 points ago

it tastes like cocaine and freedom

[–]eekozoid 2 points3 points ago

Looks more like a tempura dollar to me.

[–]threebunnies 2 points3 points ago

giving the dollar menu a whole twist!

[–]hillofthorn 6 points7 points ago

I don't think any picture has ever summed it all up so well. This is pretty much the answer to everything.

[–]Nvance[S] 12 points13 points ago

Everything's better fried. Everything.

[–]JesterAzazel 4 points5 points ago

Americans eat fried butter, too.

[–]IronicThunder 1 point2 points ago

I don't understand why this is downvoted, as this is actually a thing. Albeit disgusting, it's pretty common in festivals/carnivals in the midwest/south. Source, my school sold them as a fundraiser... fried butter balls.

[–]JesterAzazel 1 point2 points ago

Perhaps I was too general.

[–]jakeis38 1 point2 points ago

no but ive seen fried fried chicken

[–]JesterAzazel 1 point2 points ago

Interesting.. I would actually try that..

[–]mhink 1 point2 points ago

OH MY GOD. Stereotypes be GODDAMNED, I would totally destroy some fried fried chicken.

[–]kilkor 1 point2 points ago

you... are mistaken in saying no to the gentleman you replied to. Americans do indeed eat fried butter. http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/paulas-fried-butter-balls-recipe/index.html

Good 'ol down home American Paula Deen. Leave it to her to show you how to decrease your life 1 hour at a time.

[–]pantysmarts 0 points1 point ago

The Paula Deen magazine (that is a thing) has an article on the cover "How I cope with Diabetes" Couldn't stop laughing and pointing in the grocery store line. Smartywife displeased

[–]TheCornbread -1 points0 points ago

And fried fried beans... re-fried beans, its very common.

[–]just_keeping_it_real 1 point2 points ago

As someone who's afraid of handling money than eating something without washing your hands. This makes me want to vomit just looking at it. Also I hope he changed the oil after he fried that germ ridden thing. Gross.

[–]warox13 1 point2 points ago

you do know that the temperature of the grease would kill any germ that would be bad for you, right?

[–]monkeylizard 1 point2 points ago

I want a picture of you eating it.

[–]drosphilia_holocaust 2 points3 points ago

Now put it on a stick and give me a side of gravy

[–]BoomStevo 2 points3 points ago

FUCK YEAH!

[–]zodiac720 3 points4 points ago

Hate to be Buzzkillington but thats a felony... so maybe not so free haha

[–]Caf-fiend 4 points5 points ago

Its only a felony if you deface currency in an attempt to alter its perceived value.

[–]Dockirby 0 points1 point ago

I am pretty sure frying a bill will alter its perceived value. It will ether be seen as worthless since no one wants to handle it, or more valuable if it tastes any good.

[–]MedievalKnieval 0 points1 point ago

It's still legal currency, which means someone would have to take it.

[–]Dockirby 0 points1 point ago

Would it even be possible to prove the bill is real at that point, without using more resources then the bill is worth?

[–]mwapo 2 points3 points ago

Does it really count as defacing the bill? It's not destroyed, and if you removed the batter, it likely would still be legal currency.

[–]shrugalicious 1 point2 points ago

There is nothing I don't love about this. It sums us up so well.

[–]foreverfriend_zoned 1 point2 points ago

'Murrica

FTFY

[–]vegaszackman 0 points1 point ago

That is how Paula Dean is paid!!!! "let's just fry som-more butter up in here"

[–]absentmindedjwc 0 points1 point ago

Land of the free and home of the whopper.

[–]mcmurphy1 0 points1 point ago

That there is one tasty looking freedom fried all american dollar bill right there. I tell you what.

[–]Yalce 0 points1 point ago

home of the GRAVE(y)

[–]lizahyde 0 points1 point ago

"MURKA"

[–]neotheism 0 points1 point ago

Actually that may be illegal.

[–]odinist 0 points1 point ago

This is beautiful.

[–]reelmusik 0 points1 point ago

You intentionally made that dollar bill not usable currency, which is a Felony. Have fun.

[–]wookiesandwich 0 points1 point ago

Americauhhhh fuck yeah!

[–]FouxHound 0 points1 point ago

WOW! Are we really that rich, we can just do that with money?

[–]cjb630 4 points5 points ago

Um..... It's a dollar.

[–]cbk11 0 points1 point ago

[–]Dat_Wizard 0 points1 point ago

home of the awesome

[–]herebezombies 0 points1 point ago

'MERICA! WOOOOO!

[–]spandeflex 0 points1 point ago

i FIXED it..

[–]BeeAmoreDarling -1 points0 points ago

[–]TheSmartestMan -1 points0 points ago

I'll bet it tastes fucking delicious.

[–]IamGrimReefer -1 points0 points ago

at first i was like - who cares someone was bored and fried a fucking dollar, get over it

then i started to wonder what the batter tastes like.......

[–]NotoriousADD -1 points0 points ago

Gluttony and greed - America's winning combination.

[–]hokieflea -2 points-1 points ago

Holla holla fried darra'

[–]tomdarch -2 points-1 points ago

You mutha fuckin' Kenyan Muslim CommuniFascist Terrorist Michelle Obamaite! Any real 'Murikan knows to wrap that dollar bill around a stick of butter before battering and deep frying it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May Sam the Eagle pick your eyes out before he feasts on your entrails while you are still alive.

[–]Nvance[S] 0 points1 point ago

Where does the Bacon come in?