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[–]TypesWithFingers 489 points490 points ago

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Don't be fooled by the big exhaust tips. That's really just a 1991 Honda Civic.

[–]LostSoulsAlliance 47 points48 points ago*

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Either way, I wouldn't be tailgating so close. That guy could light you up.

[–]Valderino 1 point2 points ago

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A cold light you say? Intriguing.

[–]LostSoulsAlliance 2 points3 points ago

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Stupid auto-correct.

Yeah, that's it.

[–]BsFan 4 points5 points ago

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This is the funniest thing I read today. Thanks.

[–]IAmAnAnonymousCoward 0 points1 point ago

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Shouldn't have read this with coffee in my mouth.

[–]mrmyxlplyx 0 points1 point ago

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No matter how slow he's going, no way I'm honking at him or attempting to pass.

[–]bootnuts 0 points1 point ago

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I hear those exhaust tips give it 15-20 extra horsepower

[–]Flyboy7474 66 points67 points ago

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can some one please explain what is happening here?

[–]Blackout774 212 points213 points ago

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[–]rlg 28 points29 points ago

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anthropomorphizing an airplane.

[–]nandaka 0 points1 point ago

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anthropomorphizing an airplane.

Mecha Musume

[–]meriadocdog 92 points93 points ago

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It's possible that someone took the wings off a Mig-29 and put power to the landing gear, and they are driving it around. Or there is a car or truck we can't see that is pulling it.

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[–]TheHIV123 84 points85 points ago

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Those are the vertical stabilizers.

[–]cf18 15 points16 points ago

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You can still see the wings if they are just folded up: http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/1733/mig29k4.jpg

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I originally thought this was part of a truck pulling it.

[–]ajayz 9 points10 points ago

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That could easily be the front landing gear too. Wish there was a second view.

[–]Pyotr_Parker 8 points9 points ago

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There HAS to be something pulling it. the temperature of the exhaust would melt that benz.

[–]Jables237 2 points3 points ago

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At low speeds the exhaust isn't that warm. We used to back up against it or put our hands in it to keep warm during the winter.

[–]ual002 0 points1 point ago

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We? As in you were Slovak AF? If so, is the Mig-29 a badass bird or what? Also, do you guys have any Sukhoi inventory?

[–]Jables237 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry I meant we as in people that were around fighter aircraft. I did go to Bulgaria and get to sit in one of their Mig-29s though. From what our pilots (f-16) were saying, the Mig-29 is a great jet but its avionics are very out dated and the Bulgarian Air Force doesn't have much money to fly them (we paid for their gas so we could train with them) so the pilots have almost no experience.

[–]ual002 0 points1 point ago

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Gotcha. Vipers are good birds too.

[–]WorldWideWebb 2 points3 points ago

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Oh - it's a mail plane.

[–]rspeed 1 point2 points ago

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How can you tell?

[–]homelessnesses 4 points5 points ago

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Didn't you see the little balls?

[–]ZarZad 0 points1 point ago

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[–]WorldWideWebb 0 points1 point ago

Fattenings?

[–]OneWarning13 1 point2 points ago

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That looks pretty small for a mig-29, or any other jet.

[–]meriadocdog 15 points16 points ago

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The Mig-29 Fulcrum is only 15 feet tall and it's wingspan is 37 feet, so take off its wings and it isn't very wide. It is a fairly small jet, as with most fighter jets.

[–]notcoolbrooo 5 points6 points ago

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At first I read that as "it is a small family jet". Like a minivan or something...

[–]OneWarning13 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, and also I hadn't really looked and assumed that it was a small hatchback I the foreground, but it's a Mercedes M (or ML, can't quite tell) so that's a honking big car.

[–]makinganotheraccount 3 points4 points ago

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That can't be real. The scale is waaaaaay off.

[–]meriadocdog 14 points15 points ago

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The Mig-29 is fairly small, even for a fighter jet.

[–]makinganotheraccount 20 points21 points ago

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[–]sirblastalot 3 points4 points ago

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Good thing he's keeping that plane on a leash. Who knows what it could get up to?

[–]Hegs94 2 points3 points ago

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It's got such odd proportions. It's really bugging me for some reason.

[–]ajayz 14 points15 points ago

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I think the MiG-29 is a gorgeous fighter jet.

[–]Peregrine7 1 point2 points ago

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The two seater is ugly, the single is gorgeous.

[–]rspeed 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, I thought it's about the same size as an F-15, but its length and wingspan are both about 2 meters smaller. themoreyouknow.jpg

[–]RobinTheBrave 0 points1 point ago

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It would be pretty hard to get power to the wheels on an aircraft - most likely it's just being towed.

[–]meriadocdog 1 point2 points ago

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Difficult, but not impossible. However, yes, most likely it is being towed by something that is blocked from view in the picture.

[–]seventeenfrogs 24 points25 points ago

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Somebody has a really good graphics card and they're playing Saints Row: The Third.

[–]searingsky 4 points5 points ago

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but they seem to have taken a screenshot of their screen with their phone. I hate when people do that.

[–]Roofiemartini 0 points1 point ago

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I'm very pleasantly surprised that other people are as addicted to SR3 as me. Everywhere I look I see the Penetrator!

[–]sysfun 19 points20 points ago

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I'm from Slovakia and had absolutely no idea, so I had to google a bit and this may be relevant: Link

[–]xambreh 7 points8 points ago

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Tl;dr Translation: They are parking it in front of a shopping centre in order to promote airshows.

[–]ostiarius 8 points9 points ago

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The plane is being towed from Sliač Airport to a mall in Banska Bystrica to be put on display as an advertisement for an air show in August.

[–]Baley347 4 points5 points ago

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[–]royboh 2 points3 points ago*

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I can't really tell from this photo alone, but the engines appear to be mothballed, that is, all of it's components removed with exception those that make them appear operational. I say this because there isn't a large enough vehicle visible to be towing over 2 metric tonnes, plus the airframe. Most of the other systems (radar, non-essential hydraulics, wiring harnesses, APU, or batteries) may also have been removed. It could be just a cockpit, landing gear and linkages, and the outer shell. There could be someone sitting in the cockpit operating the nose wheel to steer the aircraft to follow a GA aircraft tow. It is also possible that the nose wheel is suspended so the airframe can pivot on the main gear. The airframe also appears unpainted (like this).

My first guess would be that it was surplus, or a a partially built cancelled order that is being delivered to a private scrap service.

Sources: I wanted to be in the Air Force and conversations with retired military officers.

[–]fishgeekva 1 point2 points ago

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Its a Mig-29 (wings removed) being transported by road.

[–]M0T0BACKhand 0 points1 point ago

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my first guess is that its a marketing stunt from mercedes advertising their compressors but idk if that model actually uses one

[–]Allen139 0 points1 point ago

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im not even sure how this is possible. thats not how it works. jets move 1 of 2 ways: being towed, or using there engines. jest dont move the samway a car does. additionally, they use there feet to move the nose wheel. i dont see any towing vehicles nor do i see the engines one. im gonna go ahead anc all bullshit. how do i know this? im an air force jet mechanic.

[–]NiccoHel 0 points1 point ago

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I think the tow tractor is hidden due to the curve of the road, the left engine nacelle, and the Mercedez behind the plane. If you look real close you can make out what seems to be a corner of the right bumper with safety stripes.

[–]TeCuervo 0 points1 point ago

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Russian pilot commute home

[–]RobinTheBrave 0 points1 point ago

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Someone is so proud at being able to afford a new Mercedes that they left all the showroom stickers on.

[–]MrRabbit 17 points18 points ago

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Well how ELSE is it supposed to get anywhere?

[–]RobinTheBrave 0 points1 point ago

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By train?

[–]datreydgroup 28 points29 points ago

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FREEEEWAAAY TO THE DANGERZONEEEE!!!!

[–]vanuhitman 1 point2 points ago

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Hey Lana... Lana... LANAA!!!!

[–]tifached 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT!

[–]budtske 0 points1 point ago

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danger zone

[–]DunnoBro 137 points138 points ago

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I'M A JET. I'M A JET. SUCK MY DICK. I'M A JET.

[–]chimpman99 98 points99 points ago

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.

[–]spazmodic- 25 points26 points ago

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[–]bijibijmak 17 points18 points ago

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Shit redditors make...

[–]tomtefar 1 point2 points ago

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That text goes very well with the intro tune sung by Dora's map. A tune that I now will have lodged in my head for 18 hours, thank you very much.

[–]perverse_imp 0 points1 point ago

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There's a trick to stop that but I won't tell you because I want you to suffer.

[–]Geekybastard 13 points14 points ago

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This is rockstar promoting GTA5 and it tells us that C.J will be the main protagonist . Seems legit

[–]uggmun 6 points7 points ago

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Cop car crashes into you, one star wantee level. Driving a MiG-29 down the road, a-ok.

[–]Surgepoint 4 points5 points ago

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All you had to do was follow that plane, CJ!

[–]toiletshag 0 points1 point ago

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JUMPJET

[–]DamagedWoods 40 points41 points ago

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The price of jet fuel is TOO DAMN HIGH!!

[–]RobinTheBrave 0 points1 point ago

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Jet fuel is cheaper than regular fuel - it's more like diesel than regular gas, plus it's not taxed as much.

They do use it very fast though.

[–]Optometrist_Prime 14 points15 points ago

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Bitch, I'm a highly sophisticated jet.

[–]gillyguthrie 81 points82 points ago

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During my senior year of high school, we had a foreign exchange student at my school from Slovakia. She was an enchanting girl who I was immediately taken with. We spent hours on the phone chatting, we went to a dance together, and I was possibly her closest friend. Then, an ex-girlfriend interposed herself in my life and stole my attention. I began dating my ex, who then jealously urged me not to talk to the exchange student. I obliged, and I walked away from what could have been a life-changing relationship with that beautiful girl from Slovakia. Brings a tear to my eye even ten years later.

[–]the_silent_redditor 22 points23 points ago

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I like to tell myself that if something was meant to be, it would have happened. It helps, sometimes.

[–]gillyguthrie 3 points4 points ago

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Thanks. I think part of why it hurts so much is because back in high school, I felt like I could have had anything I wanted. I spurned so many things... ahh well look forward and make the best of things

[–]the_silent_redditor 2 points3 points ago

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Yeh that's it. Sorry to hear that, though - must suck. But looking back on it won't do any good; you won't feel any better from it anyway. I guess if it still hurts so much now then.. look her up. What's to lose? Easy for me to say, I know; but surely if something still haunts you from so long ago then, only perhaps, it may be worth actually trying to revisit it. I dunno.

[–]ButterMyBiscuit 5 points6 points ago

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Hey... you're not silent at all!

[–]gillyguthrie 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks for the kind words, friend! =D

I showed my true colors to that girl, though, when I gave up our friendship to pursue the poonanny of another girl. I am somewhat embarrassed at that decision, and am pretty sure I left quite a bad impression.

[–]the_silent_redditor 4 points5 points ago

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I've taken solace in words from a kind stranger on reddit before, I'd like to think one day I might do the same.

Whatever happens, I hope you can get peace with your past.

pursue the poonanny of another girl.

And I am stealing this. Thank you.

[–]dariussquared 2 points3 points ago

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Hey fun boys.....get a room!

[–]the_silent_redditor 2 points3 points ago

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It's nice to be nice!

[–]JoshMachines 5 points6 points ago

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now_kiss.jpg

[–]knotty8 0 points1 point ago

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Same feeling here, except it was in university. Yep, took me a long time to start understanding women.

[–]buffalo-mitch 10 points11 points ago

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And now the bitch has a MiG fighter jet. Shit's on now

[–]seeasea 5 points6 points ago

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My wife is Slovak.

[–]annoying_guy_w_guns 12 points13 points ago

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I married a Slovak 10 years ago. Best. Decision. Evar.

[–]bethelbread 5 points6 points ago

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I bet she's fine too... Slovak women... mmmmmmm =)

[–]gillyguthrie 0 points1 point ago

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lol

[–]baobabs 6 points7 points ago

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My boyfriend's a Slovak and I've gotta say, they're pretty awesome people. And I still haven't met an unattractive one, it's ridiculous.

[–]rodion3 1 point2 points ago

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My heart just melted. Thank you :).

[–]sysfun 0 points1 point ago

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TIL I'm predispositioned to be awesome, thank you :)

[–]jaycrew 1 point2 points ago

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I was bracing for the plot to American Pie. It was close.

[–]MagicMurderBean 1 point2 points ago

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As the great Louis C.K once said "Boys will fuck things up, Girls ARE fucked up"

[–]Dkid 0 points1 point ago

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This is so sad... :(

[–]gdnwo 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Little_Metal_Worker 4 points5 points ago

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i remember reading on here that in a city in eastern europe there were several retired fighter aircraft in what appeared to be random locations (the picture i saw had on a sidewalk), and that it was some sort of monument. while this particular location seems unlikely, i have no other explanation for this ridiculousness.

[–]nuclearblaster 4 points5 points ago

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could be referring to a city in Moldova (probably the capital, Chisinau).

[–]Little_Metal_Worker 0 points1 point ago

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this is what i was thinking of

[–]bbmlst 6 points7 points ago

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How fast was he going? He was flying down the road.

[–]MetallicGear 1 point2 points ago

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He must really have been jetting along to make the wings fall off...

[–]tacojohn48 3 points4 points ago

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Flying cars are finally here! We've reached the future!

[–]WinnieThePig 2 points3 points ago

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Done and done.

[–]thefinalfall 5 points6 points ago

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As a Slovak, this makes me smile.

[–]_Summerbreeze_ 1 point2 points ago

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When I saw this post, I was like: "OMG, OMG, our country is on Reddit".

[–]DavidJolkovski 2 points3 points ago

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You're driving too close!!!

[–]TefLinghu 2 points3 points ago

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F-Zero, Slovakian Edition.

[–]irving_zissmann 2 points3 points ago

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A MIG-29??? At this hour??

[–]TheCrimsonKing99 2 points3 points ago

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I am so proud of my Fatherland right now

[–]steventhegreat 2 points3 points ago

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First time someones ever talked about my country! Slovak pride!

[–]sysfun 1 point2 points ago

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I concur, bratu.

[–]TheeOhioState 5 points6 points ago

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drank a golden pheasant last night. Beer from Slovakia.

[–]sysfun 1 point2 points ago

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As a Slovak, I approve of this.

[–]nawoj 1 point2 points ago

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id say new SAAB... but they went bankrupt... so i have no clue.

[–]vulcansdontcry 1 point2 points ago

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I wanna live there, man.

[–]bracko81 1 point2 points ago

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I guess you could say you're on the Highway to the Danger Zone.

[–]Naly_D 1 point2 points ago

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Damn I hate when BF3 noobs take the jets.

[–]NinjaCriminal24 1 point2 points ago

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I like boobs anyone else with me?

[–]uberguby 1 point2 points ago

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Why? Just Cause!

Two!

[–]doesnotexist1000 1 point2 points ago

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They see me rollin

[–]Fucha 1 point2 points ago

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The apartment blocks are EXACTLY the same as in Poland. Man Socialism's eerie sometimes.

[–]HelloImPaul 2 points3 points ago

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I love how across Central Europe, paneláky (not sure if they are just called that in CZ/SK) have just been painted pastels to make them seem more modern. You can tell how good the area of town is by how bright the blocks are.

[–]Fucha 1 point2 points ago

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The one I grew up in was (and still is) drab grey :P. To be fair I grew up in a pretty dumpy town.

[–]HelloImPaul 3 points4 points ago

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It's alright, I studied on exchange in Žilina, SK after graduating High School in the US. Some of my best friends lived in grey blocks!

Honestly, I was just surprised to see Slovakia on the front page!

[–]Fucha 2 points3 points ago

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I'm from Koszalin in Poland, I moved to Canada when I was 10. I'm glad you got to see some of Eastern Europe! (Americans I have met usually have.... interesting ideas about former Communist states.)

[–]HelloImPaul 1 point2 points ago

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The American who spent the year before me thought Slovakia was in Asia before being placed and refused to learn any more than introductory phrases... I felt compelled to show that Americans can be open-minded and some do know a little bit about other countries! I was there during parliamentary elections, and some of my friends would joke about political parties being Communist facades (not the KSS though, they actually are Communist). A lot of history, a lot of national pride (a couple decades of independence after centuries of occupation will do that...)

[–]Fucha 1 point2 points ago

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You've brought a genuine smile to my face haha. If you're ever in Vancouver, hit me up and we'll grab a drink or something.

[–]HelloImPaul 0 points1 point ago

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No problem. I am studying in upstate NY. So unfortunately, I don't think I'll be in the area anytime soon...

[–]bored_in_the_office 0 points1 point ago

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Yes they are. We have a shitload of rabbithouses aka paneláky(panelak is one, panelaky is many) everywhere in Czech Republic too.
They all look the same and the older ones are just repainted and the newer ones are..painted like that normaly.
Everywhere we go in Europe, it looks the same (well, in CZ, SK and PL) haha.

[–]HelloImPaul 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks/Díky for clarifying plurals to those who may not know how they work. On multiple occasions my friends/host family asked if I like "shpaghets" trying to translate "Špagety" into an English plural. I tried to correct them, but English is weird.

[–]thoven 1 point2 points ago

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Someone must have entered the wrong cheatcode, or the world is bugging out.

[–]_Bobsmith_ 1 point2 points ago

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Fuckin' Migs.

[–]MeaninglessGuy 1 point2 points ago

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Damnit, Starscream! You're terrible at your job!

[–]ProSoviet 1 point2 points ago

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The best part about the MiG-29 was that it is Semi-fly-by-wire. There are many cases where pilots have been killed because the Fly-by-wire computer would not allow the pilots to make a dangerous maneuver to escape perilous situations. The MiG-29 used a similar layout only without the control interfacing computer which to date has saved many pilots lives.

[–]Ref101010 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]elkranger01 4 points5 points ago

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Mother fucker didn't even signal

[–]FortressBandit 2 points3 points ago

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That would be an ok ride. Atleast people wouldn't cut u off and you would never have to worry about getting stuck in traffic

[–]Alpengeist 4 points5 points ago

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Not to mention nobody would dare ride your ass to get you to go faster.

[–]koolkat347 2 points3 points ago

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I know right! Who the fuck puts that many stickers on their car? Get your shit together Slovakia!

[–]KillerInYourCloset 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure if that is an Su-27 or MiG-29, but either way there's no wings, and the engines are not on. Even at idle you'd see tons of heat distortion and the flame rings from the combustors. Oh, it'd be too hot to be anywhere near that. It's probably getting towed.

[–]moogle516 1 point2 points ago

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I miss when the country used to be Czechoslovakia.

[–]HelloImPaul 2 points3 points ago

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With Nazis and/or Communists as neighbors, convincing the government to ally or be invaded? Yeah, great times.

[–]ondrograf 2 points3 points ago

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and we had to ally and be invaded at the same time :D

[–]HelloImPaul 2 points3 points ago

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Oh yeah, I really miss the whole your puppet leader/alliance isn't good enough, we will invade anyway thing. Good times...

[–]Ben_Jahmin 0 points1 point ago

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What's wrong with that Mercedes?

[–]Bobxdd 5 points6 points ago

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Probably a courtesy car.

[–]StreetKidNamedDesire 0 points1 point ago

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Can ya.....can ya do that?

[–]VonTheMon 0 points1 point ago

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What?! i ride my jet to work too, not a big deal, Wait thats mine!!!!

[–]rage420 0 points1 point ago

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I like how they're license plates are so complicated you can't remember them.

[–]ondrograf 1 point2 points ago

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they are not complicated at all - first two letters are stating from which district the car is - three number and those two letters are just random, but you can also buy a special licence plate if you want to

[–]rage420 0 points1 point ago

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Theres a large amount of numbers and letters you have to remember. Especially if you are in a hit and run or something and only get a glimpse of the license plate.

[–]toastman85 0 points1 point ago

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My other car is a jet.

[–]bichonfreeze 0 points1 point ago

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Danger Zone!

[–]unpredictableSOUP 0 points1 point ago

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And I bet that asshole is going to park on a sidewalk!

[–]TheBassThatAteMiami 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, okay, okay... who brought the rice?

[–]ArkadiusMaximus 0 points1 point ago

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Zero fucks given.

[–]beowulf777 0 points1 point ago

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It's almost May Day!!!!!

[–]sagar526 0 points1 point ago

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Look at that Mercedes!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Sweet Diesel.

[–]Snip-Snap 0 points1 point ago

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I can't believe they got flying cars before us!!!

[–]TerribleAtVolleyball 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like they couldn't afford a 747.

[–]Ilikepineapplez 0 points1 point ago

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Girl, look at that body.

[–]TheHillsider 0 points1 point ago

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Hahahahaha!

[–]cauby 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like somebody used : triangle, triangle, square, circle, X, L1, L1, down, up

[–]Un0rigi0na1 0 points1 point ago

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Welcome to former soviet union...where instead of flying a plane to its destination we simply drive it on superior soviet roads. :)

[–]BillEvansAtMariposa 0 points1 point ago

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Former Soviet Union? Almost close enough.

[–]Strife381 0 points1 point ago

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CJ! you cant park there

[–]wevcss 0 points1 point ago

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I would shit my pants if that pulled in front of me and started casually driving.

[–]tricyclesinskirts 0 points1 point ago

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Where in SK? My older brother lives there, kosice

[–]SmartAssX 0 points1 point ago

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Call in the migs'

[–]lilfeather 0 points1 point ago

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is that a new mercedes concept suv?

[–]foxysharp 0 points1 point ago

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Dang, half their air force is in that photo!

[–]raknor88 0 points1 point ago

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he can help if you need your cigarette lit.

[–]thatshortkid77 0 points1 point ago

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What

[–]el_pinata 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm, now I wonder what the going rate for a MiG-29 is...

[–]aquietmidnightaffair 0 points1 point ago

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Mig-29. Great mileage compared to other vehicles like it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ah the elusive MiG 29...can't be eastern European without one.

[–]theinjun 0 points1 point ago

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And not a single fuck was given.

[–]Dontwantyourlemons 0 points1 point ago

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Stealing from 9GAG? You would really stoop so low for karma?

[–]Mysteriousdoor 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder what drivers ed was like for that thing. I'd be afraid of putting on the afterburners in the event that i would fry the person behind me.

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, something scarier to tailgate than a logging truck with a trailer hitched on.

[–]MA1203 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure to use drivers license or pilots license

[–]imahugger 0 points1 point ago

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due to budget limitations the roadways also serve as taxiways. The fuel storage facility also functions as the public pool but... no one goes.

[–]DeFeet 0 points1 point ago

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Sonavabitch isn't using his brake lights. How inconsiderate.

[–]fablewings 0 points1 point ago

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Planes drive you?

[–]mhelliwell 0 points1 point ago

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Meanwhile in Littleton, Colorado...

[–]lisabadcat 0 points1 point ago

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Those need some whistle tips.

[–]MMD86 0 points1 point ago

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I love that his username pulls no punches.

[–]gentimmy 0 points1 point ago

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The only thing out of place here is the Benz

[–]seweroutlet 0 points1 point ago

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BEEP BEEP! I'm a motorist!

[–]Pike1914 0 points1 point ago

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Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads... Just... Let me refuel real quick.

[–]poeticdisaster 0 points1 point ago

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Slovakian city tours?

[–]Para_Salin 0 points1 point ago

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Just wait till he toots his horn.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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And not one motherfucker went over the speed limit that day.

[–]williemax 0 points1 point ago

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it's like real-life grand theft auto

[–]RedeemerSK 0 points1 point ago

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Name another place where you can drive next to 7% of nation's air force in a traffic ^

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I've heard tell that in Russia they just park MiGs wherever the fuck they want. Slovakia's not that far away...

[–]Lorpius_Prime 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't used Google Earth in years, but I had to open it again for this one. Eyeballing the closest points produces a distance of roughly 550 kilometers from the northern border of Slovakia to the Kaliningrad exclave.