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[–]Dsb1093 24 points25 points ago

I expected Nigel. Oh well.

[–]decaffed 4 points5 points ago

I expected murlocs :(

[–]krisp46 -1 points0 points ago

[–]ClericalNinja 26 points27 points ago

I saw the original, but this is legitimately funnier. Always weird when [Fixed] posts are able to accomplish that

[–]alexanderwales 8 points9 points ago

Thread from yesterday in /r/funny, in case anyone was looking for it.

[–]CHINESE_HOTTIE 8 points9 points ago*

Am I the only one who looked to see if the blrghrghhrgrhg matched up in the title and the picture?

[–]JAMIEInc 6 points7 points ago

Flamingos are one of my favourite animals ever. I love them :D

[–]kurujt 7 points8 points ago

My only regret is that I have bonitis.

[–]Almightyunicorn 3 points4 points ago

Good one, Kuru

[–]radicalairhead 2 points3 points ago

On a week day?

[–]zteetsy 2 points3 points ago

BLRHGH smashing

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[–]TheUrge 7 points8 points ago

*Soviet river

[–]Profound_Profanity 1 point2 points ago

I said I'm not fucking drunk.............now help me up.

[–]Waffles81 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of my mom.

[–]Con_Jonnor69 1 point2 points ago

TIL Flamingos have webbed feet

[–]HasToDoWithFish 1 point2 points ago

There are some fish that could actually survive for a short period of time if completely submerged in alcohol without getting "drunk". Immune to the effects of beer? Yeah, fish rock.

[–]ricodued 0 points1 point ago

Immune to the effects of beer? Yeah, fish rock.

It sounds like being a fish sucks dick, if you ask me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

This is the bird Alice tried to play cricket with in Alice and Wonderland.

[–]RustingKnight 1 point2 points ago

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
Because if they lifted the other one they'd fall over
...I'm here all week

[–]JonoLith 1 point2 points ago

Too many shrimp cocktails!

[–]dakotanoodle 1 point2 points ago

cops probably hear a lot of that on st. pattys day.

[–]mountainousman 0 points1 point ago

The first picture looks like there's blood. Is this animal hurt? Huh. I guess I don't get it.

[–]elainedefrey 2 points3 points ago

They have a few long, soft, floppy feathers that hang down their sides that are kind of dark red. I think it's just those swirling around in the water, rather than blood. You can see them here, especially in the top picture: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flamingo

I think the bird is just being awkward because it's awkwardly built.

[–]Sazabi00 0 points1 point ago

Ha! Very good. I liked this one better than the previous as well.

...although I have to admit, I was expecting Nigel Thornberry at first.

[–]intel23 0 points1 point ago

This one actually made me laugh.

[–]lactik 0 points1 point ago

Stupid.

[–]Guson 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a Murloc.

[–]Leelluu 0 points1 point ago

I read that in a murloc voice.

[–]Nickstuh -1 points0 points ago

This is not funny.

[–]bugzrrad[!] -5 points-4 points ago

how many times am i going to have to see this flamingo posted each day?