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[–]TheDoktorIsIn 11 points12 points ago

I think you mean, "Belt is in last month's pants? Now this month's pants."

[–]PLACENTA_IS_YUMMY 17 points18 points ago

[–]darksober 2 points3 points ago

Ha! I wear my work pants for a week.

[–]andrewsmith1986 8 points9 points ago

Jeans can be worn for months.

[–]flounder19 -2 points-1 points ago

I missed you yesterday

[–]andrewsmith1986 -2 points-1 points ago

What did I miss?

[–]rhubarbbus 0 points1 point ago

A circus came, it was awesome. They were parading through the front page, I've never seen an elephant that close before.

They even brought back /r/reddit for one day.

[–]flounder19 -2 points-1 points ago

not too much. I made a novelty account and worked on a group project for marketing.

or did you mean on reddit? because who knows man, that was like 6 internet years ago.

[–]imdirtyrandy 1 point2 points ago

Such an old one..

[–]baitingforyears 1 point2 points ago

I have two pairs of jeans. One as the go-to jeans that I wear for months without washing. Next is the pair of jeans that I wear when I get pizza sauce on the go-to pair.

[–]jeemosupremo 0 points1 point ago

Yesterday's pants? Today's pants. FTFY

[–]plasticslug 0 points1 point ago

I only own 1-2 pairs of jeans I wear everyday....

[–]derpiderpiton 0 points1 point ago

It's always like that for me... having only one pair of pants

[–]Muskelchock 0 points1 point ago

My belt broke the other day. The possibilities are unlimited

[–]penguinater477 -2 points-1 points ago

This describes my life