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The worst way to die (i.imgur.com)

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[–]mtiernan 40 points41 points ago

Every year, hundreds of men and women are killed to death. It's a fast growing epidemic, and is no laughing matter. This shouldn't be in r/funny.

[–]ani625 14 points15 points ago

Murder by death.

[–]metabun 4 points5 points ago

I'm comin' home

[–]pieguyfly 1 point2 points ago

That band is what would happen if you gave cowboys rock instruments. I approve.

[–]misteranthrope 1 point2 points ago

And an electric cello. Don't forget the cello!

[–]searingsky 2 points3 points ago

Killed to death... permanently.

[–]Sobertese 4 points5 points ago

Jesus was killed on the cross. Little did they know, it wasn't to death.

[–]Sergeant_M 9 points10 points ago

That sounds pretty bad.

[–]LowSociety -2 points-1 points ago

Being killed to death must surely be one of the worst ways to die.

[–]JustMeFlex 16 points17 points ago

REPOST

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/qsupw/one_of_the_worst_ways_to_die/

[–]FunMonkeyDisease 14 points15 points ago

This has been reposted many, many times

[–]aco620 11 points12 points ago

It always seems like the newest users are the one's to complain about reposts first. Maybe they just do it because they know it's a quick and easy way to whore karma points.

Alright, let's see what Karma Decay has to say about this one:

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
One of the Worst Ways to Die! 1com 11pts 1mo pics
One of the worst ways to die. 98coms 955pts 1mo funny
One of the worst ways to die 636coms 2033pts 6mos funny
BREAKING NEWS!!1 5coms 19pts 4mos funny
Violence goes too far. 1com 10pts 21dys pics

source: karmadecay

So it's not really that it's been posted a lot, it's only been 6 times (including this one.) The problem is that all 6 times have either been to /r/pics or /r/funny 4 of those times within the past month, and 4 out of the 6 times with identical or nearly identical titles. I have nothing against reposts, but let's change it up a bit people. Throw one in /r/wtf with a different title at least!

[–]holycheddar 0 points1 point ago

People who complain about reposts are looking for karma? I don't really see how. But you are overlooking the fact that there are different urls that the picture is under.

[–]NuclearWookie 3 points4 points ago

It's been reposted to death, one might say.

[–]BentGroves 5 points6 points ago

Yeah its on here about once every two months, always the same title too

[–]BigLlamasHouse 5 points6 points ago

To be fair, here in Charlotte (home of WBTV) when people are killed they are usually killed to death. It happens.

[–]hemingwayszombycorps 2 points3 points ago

Oh sweet bloody blue jesus.... It is charlotte, i needa start watching the news more often....

[–]simpsun728 2 points3 points ago

reppin the QC

[–]holdenmagroin 1 point2 points ago

motherfuckin Crown Town

[–]ThatWelshman 1 point2 points ago

But some how there are still many who haven't seen it and upvote it, I don't understand.

[–]smakka[S] -4 points-3 points ago

welcome to reddit!

[–]beetlboy 2 points3 points ago

They where killed until they died to death

[–]Rawbban 1 point2 points ago

"Not sure how to put this m'am.. He was killed all day and it was all good, it was all just fine, but this last one, it just.. Well.. He got killed to death in the end. We're sorry."

[–]Ragnalypse 1 point2 points ago

I'll kill you so hard you'll die to death

[–]Bunbury42 1 point2 points ago

I actually am in the process of writing a death metal song called "Murdered to Death"

Clearly I need to read more on this event and write about it.

[–]Kanuck88 0 points1 point ago

Thats pretty close to this song

[–]Madeleine227 1 point2 points ago

How many times do we have to see this picture make it to the front page?

[–]TheWhistler1967 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Ken Shamrock quotes:

“you got kicked with a kick” -Ken Shamrock

“I will beat you into a living death” – Ken Shamrock

[–]grantly0711 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this on Cracked's Link Storm, too.

[–]ShaunOfTheDead 0 points1 point ago

Guests bring food. Food attracts animals. This one time, a bear came. And then the bear had to be destroyed. Which means they shot it in the head with a rifle, and killed it, and it died.

[–]LumpyDog 0 points1 point ago

At least they didn't kill him to serious injury. I hate when people half-ass things.

[–]outloudkat 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this anchor "Filling in, due to MURDER!"

[–]StewieBanana 0 points1 point ago

So cliche.

[–]TTLeave 0 points1 point ago

All of us read like Youtube comments.

[–]wswim 0 points1 point ago

I work at a TV station and sometimes I just can't understand why the lower thirds have stuff written that doesn't make any logical sense..we also misspell words all the time. At least look at it for more than a second before airing it..

[–]Muscufdp 0 points1 point ago

If you squeeze my lizard, I'll put my snake on you

[–]blutoots 0 points1 point ago

my great grandfather lived to death

[–]reagan2016 0 points1 point ago

He died because he was killed too much.

[–]teezan 0 points1 point ago

People die when they are killed.

[–]DeviouSherbert 0 points1 point ago

Has this been on a thousand ways to die yet?

[–]rocker5743 0 points1 point ago

Peoplediewhentheyarekilled.jpg

[–]BuggNutz 0 points1 point ago

As if being killed to death wasn't bad enough, it then gets reported by Jim Belushi.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Relevant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkRxoaKKftg

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

i heard tupac was killed 9 times before he died.

[–]CrossCheckPanda 0 points1 point ago

Police say it was fatal.

[–]Pieman911 0 points1 point ago

Stargate SG1? anyone else? No just me? okay.

[–]TehGrav 0 points1 point ago

Dude, it is the worst way to die. A few weeks ago, my cousin was killed to death. Man, such a slow,horrible way to die.

[–]kaiyul 0 points1 point ago

"Now I'm going to kill you until you die from it!" - Saddam Hussein

[–]CorrDriZZle 0 points1 point ago

this has been posted about 5 times already. fuck off all of you upvoting this crap.

[–]jake1123456 0 points1 point ago

And once again, the local news in Charlotte has out done itself...

[–]LincolnshireSausage 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Motörhead

[–]computerguy23 0 points1 point ago

Fatally murdered until he died to death from being killed until he was no longer alive.

[–]meisenmann23 0 points1 point ago

Oh, not just to inconvenience?

[–]GwsGeorge 0 points1 point ago

Okay, this is my first time doing this so i'm going to try to be as delicate as I can. Hmmmm....how to word this....THIS IS A FUCKING REPOST!

[–]sterlingsinner 0 points1 point ago

I saw someone killed in half once. That must be worse than being killed to death. Being killed in half wouldn't necessarily lead to death unless you didn't get immediate attention. Then you'd be killed in half, to death

[–]aliendanceparty 0 points1 point ago

Like being fucked to satisfaction .... But bad ...

[–]splashmcdougall 0 points1 point ago

Yea this happened to my friend a few years back. Killed to death in a wet bath...awww fuck it! just watched latest Game of Thrones and it was freaking awesome. I have no idea how I planned on making this comment funny.

[–]digiskunk 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or does he look like Alex Jones?

[–]Sariel007 0 points1 point ago

I will kill you until you die from it.

[–]mr-peabody 1 point2 points ago

Hot Shots! Part Deux.... fantastic

[–]FunMonkeyDisease 0 points1 point ago

Was it fatal?

[–]digital_evolution -1 points0 points ago

FYI, it's funny but that's following AP style.

[–]OatStraw -1 points0 points ago

I hope that I'm Killed and live to see another day.

[–]WarEmblem27 -1 points0 points ago

I hope he didn't die being murdered.

[–]iwillkillbullboy -1 points0 points ago

thorough

[–]trabajarencanada -1 points0 points ago

He didn't die being murdered? hahaha

[–]lwest340 -1 points0 points ago

Did he died?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

confirmed

[–]gratock[!] 1 point2 points ago

http://imgur.com/G3INh

you sure?

[–]mbrooke94 -1 points0 points ago

Dying.

[–]Mattj007 -1 points0 points ago

Wat

[–]Fredricothealien -1 points0 points ago

Death is among the leading killers, after heart disease.

[–]ShottyFTW -1 points0 points ago

WHY MUST THIS BE CONTINUALLY REPOSTED

[–]Acidyo -2 points-1 points ago

Now that's one way to die.

[–]nancydrewa32 -2 points-1 points ago

The worst way to repost?

[–]kingebeneezer3 -2 points-1 points ago

Every day thousands are killed my reposts

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