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all 74 comments

[–]deoxyribonucleicanna 95 points96 points ago

Aw, that was kind of sweet of the guy to just pretend slap his face.

[–]Tabdelineated 47 points48 points ago

of all the things he could have done, a "You little scamp" cheek pat is actualy pretty cool.

[–]OverzealousPanda 18 points19 points ago

More like, "You're lucky we're on camera."

[–]beachjustice 18 points19 points ago

Sweet but I bet he really wanted that slap to be 5x harder.

[–]MustangMaster 8 points9 points ago

i think you left out some 0's

[–]Sobek 1 point2 points ago

nah, most people aren't psychos that enjoy hitting innocent children for no reason

[–]beachjustice 0 points1 point ago

Hey, easy there.. That guy had plenty of reason... never, ever cross a man who's 3x your size.

[–]Sobek 0 points1 point ago

tell that to the judge

[–]beachjustice 0 points1 point ago

and he/she'll probably see it my way. good day sir

[–]Vitalstatistix 1 point2 points ago

Cheeky little bugger!

[–]elr456 67 points68 points ago

Looks like Steven Gerrard is a good sport.

[–]MrSpurrier 24 points25 points ago

I didn't know Jay Spearing played for Chelsea at one point.

[–]Hubso 7 points8 points ago

[–]Legit_GFX 4 points5 points ago

I don't even know why...

[–]BenjiBlakeway 0 points1 point ago

What did I just watch?

[–]pute 12 points13 points ago

Hand shake? Fuck you.

[–]nIkbot 31 points32 points ago

If you look close, the kid winces like he has gotten smacked for being a smart ass before.

[–]kkool1827 19 points20 points ago

I think its a wink......the cheeky little bastard

[–]ramrob 4 points5 points ago

You plumb daft!

[–]poik 1 point2 points ago

He expected more, the gentle tap on the cheek caught him by surprise, you can see how he even overcompensated by turning his head too far to the left

[–]Raging_Noob 2 points3 points ago

Not really, as stated above he's winking.

[–]reconcknuctly -3 points-2 points ago

ha ha

[–]draino3112 16 points17 points ago

kids are such dicks.

[–]snailboy 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, fuck kids.

[–]NeverStopPosting 6 points7 points ago

Kid should have gone to the ground.

[–]thatisRON 4 points5 points ago

"Do a Drogba!"

[–]ynwa1892 10 points11 points ago

Steven Gerrard is just pure class. Ynwa!!!

[–]zBodude -3 points-2 points ago

So you see a kid messing with Gerrard, and Gerrard is pure class? Or do you mean on the field?

[–]Chucklebuck 1 point2 points ago

It's good to see displays of sportsmanship like this. They're far too rare these days.

[–]thatisRON 1 point2 points ago

Haha! I remember watching this live and laughing for ages. Such an awesome kid. And fair play to Gerrard for taking it well!

[–]IFumanchu 1 point2 points ago

That kid is a champion

[–]Nessanater 2 points3 points ago

If that would have happened in America, you better believe the parents of that kid would have sued for assault.

[–]pcb1970 4 points5 points ago

John Terry (Chelsea) put the kid up to it to get one over on his England team-mate Steven Gerrard (Liverpool)

They meet this May (2012) in the final of the FA Cup at the new Wembley in London.

Liverpool is still the most successful club side in England despite Manchester United's recent successes.

[–]kevdotbadger 18 points19 points ago

Chelsea fans watch Chelsea TV, Manchester United fans watch MUFC, Liverpool fans watch the History channel.

[–]dsoderberg29 2 points3 points ago

"Liverpool is still the most successful club side in England despite Manchester United's recent successes." No? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_records_in_England

[–]pietpiraat 2 points3 points ago

It depends on what you value more. Manchester United has one more league title however Liverpool has won the Champions League two times more.

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget the Carling Cup, we've won that loads more as well! Haray!

[–]zBodude -2 points-1 points ago

And you have Suarez, which means racism is double the fun!

[–]kevdotbadger -3 points-2 points ago

They also have a donkey up front.

[–]zBodude 0 points1 point ago

hwtl! 35m in the pocket!

[–]richiewww 0 points1 point ago

HAHA TIL this: Shortest-serving manager at one club (excluding caretakers): Leroy Rosenior, 10 minutes (Torquay United, 17 May 2007)[

[–]pcb1970 0 points1 point ago

[–]stephhhhh 1 point2 points ago

Good guy Steven Gerrard

[–]reconcknuctly 0 points1 point ago

he is an opposing gang member

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 0 points1 point ago

Steven Gerrard! NA, NA, NA NA! STEVEN GERRARD!

[–]zoltanps 0 points1 point ago

It's still funny the 37th time I've seen it.

[–]Disco_oStu 0 points1 point ago

Proudest moment of his fathers life

[–]SeedFreedom 0 points1 point ago

am i a bad person for still expecting the guy in red to be the douchebag of this story even though i watched it like 50 times?

[–]TheValkier 0 points1 point ago

Not many people seem to understand this was good natured

[–]TadMinistrataur 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you Chelsea!

[–]Bestbetrollin 0 points1 point ago

Love the wink the child gave at the end.

[–]seanterisu 0 points1 point ago

Goddamn adorable.

[–]TeenCynic 0 points1 point ago

Its brilliant how the GIF finished just before he turned around and punched that child in the face

[–]thatisRON 2 points3 points ago

Apparently he punched him for saying something about Phil Collins

[–]jeffois 0 points1 point ago

must. not. slap. the. face. off. this. little. fucker

[–]kevdotbadger 0 points1 point ago

You forgot the millions of "urrrm"'s.

[–]thesevmancometh -3 points-2 points ago

[–]sousa9 -1 points0 points ago

have only been on reddit for a few months and already so many goddamn reposts zzz

[–]indokiddo -1 points0 points ago

please post pictures only, hence why it's called "r/pics" if you're not intelligent enough. Shit like this really pisses me off because my phone won't play gifs and I hate the fact that I'm missing out on what this is. There's such a place for things like this such as r/funny, or r/gifs. So yeah. Just saying.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

you're doing your high-fives wrong dude...

[–]foreignmouse -1 points0 points ago

Kids suck

[–]nukefudge -1 points0 points ago

i see a sad story of child indoctrination.

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[–]CPasincreepypasta -2 points-1 points ago

In America, the guy in the red would most likely spend time in court for that.

[–]wutangclanthug9mm -3 points-2 points ago

Copypasta

[–]kevdotbadger -4 points-3 points ago

Quite surprised Gerrand didn't smack the kid full pelt in the face after his DJ-beating antics.