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Makes sense to me (i.imgur.com)

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[–]leavingtheways 8 points9 points ago

Earlier my dog barfed and I had to corral both of them as they were fighting over who got to eat it.

[–]3LollipopZ-1Red2Blue 0 points1 point ago

Both of them? by dog you mean girl friends? I'm confused....

[–]leavingtheways 0 points1 point ago

Lol wut?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

http://imgur.com/vgHPc

[–]Countryb0y22 4 points5 points ago

I don't see what the problem is. You don't have to pick up after him that way.

[–]fckdup 2 points3 points ago

It's like a self cleaning oven.

[–]chocolatehearts 2 points3 points ago

My dog loves his own stomach stew

[–]AndoKillzor 2 points3 points ago

Is my dog the only dog that doesn't eat her own shit?

[–]Toasty117 -1 points0 points ago

I think this post is talking about barf, not poop. Not a lot of dogs eat poop, but TONS of them eat barf.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Once I pissed behind the shed while doing yard work. Two minutes later I hear this slurping sound. I go back and there's my dog, slurping down my urine. I'm like, " wtf are you doing??". He looks up, "What?"

[–]TsoiLives 1 point2 points ago

The dog is actually right about this one.

[–]the_dyslexic_kid 1 point2 points ago

That should had been the slogan for The Human Centipede.

[–]DoubleOFace 0 points1 point ago

The Fresh-maker!

[–]disgustedRedditor 0 points1 point ago

conservation of food?

[–]Constam 0 points1 point ago

I made food! I'm magical!

[–]Cubezz 0 points1 point ago

Best use of this meme thus far.

[–]bikenoodles 0 points1 point ago

I had a terrible expirience the other day with my dog. I noticed that she was chewing on something. (Naturally, I go to see what it is because I didn't feed her yet) I found that she was munching away on some cat poop. But it gets worse. The shit is stuck on the roof of her mouth like peanut butter. In utter fright, I washed my hands and brushed her teeth. It was my worse expirience this month.

[–]thesoop 0 points1 point ago

My dog usually sleeps in a crate we have inside. We have a blanket in there for him, but he will completely shred it to pieces if he doesn't have something appropriate to chew on, so when letting him in from outside we have taught him to go get one of his toys or chews first. Problem is, he doesn't yet realize what is good to bring in with him, and what is not. Usually the worst is something like a rock or a large branch or something like that. A few days ago, I go to let him in and say "Go get a chew!" and he runs out to the yard, spins a couple times, then picks up a massive chunk of shit and starts chewing it like gum. I don't even think spacedicks can revolt me the way an animal chewing shit as if were gum can.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

NOT ON THE PORCH! NOT ON THE.... FUCKING GOD DAMMIT. EAT IT! EAT IT NOW!!

[–]flaming_ninja 0 points1 point ago

Makes similar post....... Gets told my dogs retarted :(

[–]CrushTheOrphanage 0 points1 point ago

Food comes in, food comes out. You can't explain that.

[–]UnhelpfulDog 0 points1 point ago

Testify!

[–]Valdair 1 point2 points ago

That's not very helpful

[–]Heroshade -1 points0 points ago

you're coughing oily silence mocks the legless ones who travel now in coffins while on the corner the jury's sleepless we found your weakness and it's right outside the door

now testify

UUGGHHH!

[–]atticus75 0 points1 point ago

Food goes in... Food comes out. Can't explain that.

[–]KongDispenser 5 points6 points ago

When you get certain dog foods, usually the lower quality ones, the makers try to pack in more proteins and things as fillers, but the dogs digestive system can't break them all down. So as it exits the dog they can still smell the "food" that passed through them with out being broken down, making them think that there is more food.

[–]atticus75 3 points4 points ago

You know what's funny? I always thought that dogs laid eggs, and I learned something today.

[–]im_as_kite 1 point2 points ago

not sure if srs

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