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[–]Rjk836 115 points116 points ago

This is a video from Gavino Free, He works at RoosterTeeth and makes his SloMo videos on youtube.

He is also dumb as a Pile of bricks.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

Came here specifically to find this comment.

Burnie would be proud.

[–]Rjk836 21 points22 points ago

[–]TRAUMAjunkie 5 points6 points ago

Damn right! I love it when he's on the podcast! He's a great substitute for Joel.

[–]iRideDragons 0 points1 point ago

Sub...sti...tute? ಠ_ಠ

[–]TRAUMAjunkie 4 points5 points ago

No one can replace Joel. But I'll settle for Gavin.

[–]iRideDragons 2 points3 points ago

Burnie isn't a substitute!

[–]TRAUMAjunkie 2 points3 points ago

Gavin! Are you even in the same conversation?

[–]iRideDragons 1 point2 points ago

The comment said BURNIE would be proud of OP!

You then said HE can't substitute for JOEL, without clarifying who HE was. This automatically implies HE means BURNIE.

Your clarification of meaning GAVIN is very offputting.

[–]TRAUMAjunkie 2 points3 points ago

Yeah! I love when Burnie guest stars in his OWN PODCAST.

[–]iRideDragons 1 point2 points ago

That was my point. I was wondering why you would say Burnie was a substitute for Joel. And technically, it's Gus and Lindsay's podcast.

[–]dumdeedoodah 11 points12 points ago

But he's the best of them all.

[–]Rjk836 19 points20 points ago

In all of RoosterTeeth, I agree, I love him in the Mari0 Lets play and just about any video/podcast that includes him.

[–]dumdeedoodah 21 points22 points ago

And in Trials Evolution Lets Play

GOOOO BLUE TEAM!

[–]TheOneBritishGuy 9 points10 points ago

Gav is representing the awesome side of the pond! I live for his twisted ball stories.

[–]Rjk836 3 points4 points ago

Speaking of twisted balls, what pod cast was he on when he talked about when his "friends" tied his hands, than grabbed his legs and he was blind for about a week and threw up and missed the toilet because he was blind.

[–]TheOneBritishGuy 1 point2 points ago

I can't remember but It was resent.

[–]Baldish 2 points3 points ago

Really? I've been listening for a while and I don't remember this story. Guess I have to go re-listen to them all!

[–]TheOneBritishGuy -1 points0 points ago

I'm think I listened to it recently anyway... It feels fresh in my mind. I'm not entirely certain. I think it might be 158 or 159. But don't hold me to that, I'm trying to speed listen to them now.

[–]TheOneBritishGuy -1 points0 points ago

Having now listened to both 158 and 159 I can tell you it ain't in those. I have no idea which one it's in. Just go from when Gav returns and see what you get.

[–]TheOneBritishGuy 0 points1 point ago

Just in case you didn't find it, it's podcast 154.

[–]dumdeedoodah 1 point2 points ago

I thought you were going to talk about his twisted balls that he had to have surgery for...

[–]badgarok725 1 point2 points ago

I want to punch Jack when he constantly complains about Gavin.

[–]dumdeedoodah 3 points4 points ago

Well no, I still like them all and I'm sure that its part of their schtick or w.e its called, and that they are buds when not recording.

[–]VoisinPoisin 2 points3 points ago

Imposiboooo

[–]dumdeedoodah 2 points3 points ago

That reply was just terribooo

[–]NUK380Y 4 points5 points ago

It's specifically from his YouTube channel: The Slow-Mo Guys.

[–]R3luctant 3 points4 points ago

didn't even make it into the comment chain, it was the first comment.

[–]Scodooble 2 points3 points ago

Also the cat is called Lloyd

[–]mcqtom 2 points3 points ago

You really just made me realize his last name is actually Free. I don't know what I thought that word was there for before.

[–]TrueNinjaman74 1 point2 points ago

Wasn't that just a reference to Red vs. Blue?

[–]tmoney34 1 point2 points ago

No, RvB referenced it.

[–]TrueNinjaman74 0 points1 point ago

So this story actually happened over 9 years ago then?

[–]tmoney34 0 points1 point ago

Sorry I should of ben more clear. It was in RvB first; however, he was not referencing RvB when it happened on the podcast.

[–]TrueNinjaman74 0 points1 point ago

Oh, alright, thanks. I just assumed it was a joke or something.

[–]Aneurin 1 point2 points ago

Didn't even have to Ctrl+F. Good man.

[–]shoes_of_mackerel 229 points230 points ago

You've mixed up "the Matrix" and "a cat".

[–]Biscoo 136 points137 points ago

[–]BlackenedVenom -2 points-1 points ago

Is that the same guy who plays in Horrible Bosses?

If so, is his voice that high pitched? It seemed like he was forcing it the entire time, and it was somewhat annoying.

[–]filipino4life 5 points6 points ago

Ya that's his normal voice

[–]BlackenedVenom 2 points3 points ago

Ah ok, for whatever reason throughout the movie it sounded really forced, Thanks

[–]stufff 0 points1 point ago

That is how he usually sounds, and apparently you have never seen It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, which you should correct right now. I envy you because you have so many episodes to watch for the first time.

[–]Nicktatorship -2 points-1 points ago

Somewhat annoying? That shit was painful.

[–]Unicorn_Kiid 7 points8 points ago

Fuck you, Charlie Day is awesome

[–]Nicktatorship -5 points-4 points ago

His voice, though! His voice is like the male version of Janice from Friends.

[–]Unicorn_Kiid -1 points0 points ago

He's actually funny though, you can't compare shit to gold, it just don't work home slice

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[–]BlackenedVenom 4 points5 points ago

[–]wesman212 36 points37 points ago

What if the cat is the Matrix?

[–]krinkov 47 points48 points ago

whoa.

[–]cqxray -1 points0 points ago

That would be déjà vu. O-oh, something's wrong...

[–]Lcat84 -3 points-2 points ago

mind = blown

[–]boot20 1 point2 points ago

What if I have a matrix of cats?

[–]it_hurts_to_pee 1 point2 points ago

Keanureevesmeme.jpg

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Cats have claws. Claws help for climbing. Science!

[–]Babysealkllr 10 points11 points ago

The matrix programmer gave cats claws to distill the illusion that there is no matrix.

[–]frickindeal 7 points8 points ago

Distill. I don't think it means what you think it means.

[–]TheLadyEve 5 points6 points ago

I'm going to go and instill some moonshine, drink it, and then watch this awesome gif again.

[–]Little34 16 points17 points ago

Another Gav cat video...

now if only there was a way to take back that headlight fluid incident

[–]ranger_carn 7 points8 points ago

Face it, if it wasn't the headlight fluid, it would have been something else. I don't think there's been a single podcast he's been in that he hasn't made a fool of himself.

[–]tFrench11 16 points17 points ago

Gav and Dan make great videos. They're known as the slo-mo guys on youtube. Check 'em out.

[–]jazzwhiz 65 points66 points ago

[–]Ratiqu 2 points3 points ago

That one took me a second. Kudos.

[–]s3harp 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it...explain please?

[–]s3harp -3 points-2 points ago

NOPE'd right out of there but thanks! I see now

[–]Bigman6693 0 points1 point ago

The only thing a matrix is are numbers arranged in rows and columns. What made you nope?

[–]s3harp 1 point2 points ago

Math in general...

[–]irawwwr 1 point2 points ago

Ah you'll learn about it once you're in high school.

[–]s3harp 0 points1 point ago

Way past that... Thank though

[–]cardenaldana 0 points1 point ago

100
010
001

[–]sikyon 0 points1 point ago

This proves nothing!

[–]Nyrin 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like you're having an identity crisis.

[–]dwightschrute518 0 points1 point ago

21 or 73!!!!

[–]Zrais 51 points52 points ago

C'mon, this was just on the front page this morning.

[–]drmrpepperpibb 11 points12 points ago

I find it sad that I had to come this far down to find someone calling that out.

[–]Static_Storm 4 points5 points ago

I found it sad that I actually bothered to come this far down, just to find it.

[–]Jurassic-Bark 2 points3 points ago

they didn't even wait till the old link's corpse was cold, it's still getting hits and comments.

[–]Samuraijubei -3 points-2 points ago

C'mon, this was on the internet this century.

[–]andyyyw 9 points10 points ago

[–]Knale 4 points5 points ago

Gravity is just so boring.

[–]XxGirxX 6 points7 points ago

Gravity is only a theory, cats don't believe in theories. Why you say? Because cats are assholes.

[–]ponyboycurtis22 -1 points0 points ago

You may have just broken the universe, my friend.

[–]FastGecko5 6 points7 points ago

What my cat does all the time in slow-mo. Not very impressive.

[–]Babysealkllr 0 points1 point ago

If I could lick my own nads in slo-mo, I believe people would find that impressive.

[–]AlexBTR 3 points4 points ago

Loyd is an amazing cat

[–]tonothegreat 4 points5 points ago

The slowmo guys rock

[–]Mintas12 7 points8 points ago

Where is the funny?

[–]Pteranodonut 3 points4 points ago

... How often do you get in arguments about this

[–]are_you_slow 2 points3 points ago

Then they look at you and wonder how they can carry on a conversation with you day to day.

[–]GuyFleegman 4 points5 points ago

Oh I get it! It's deja vu! You see the cat, and then you see the cat again, and again and again...

Definitely a glitch in the matrix!

[–]shit-head 1 point2 points ago

That cat is the One.

[–]7RED7 1 point2 points ago

Seen it before, but I paid more attention this time. It looks like there's a point where no paws are in contact with the wall just before the feet plant about halfway up. If so then that's some excellent timing to be already lifting the front paws to grab the rail before the back paws have even made contact for the second stage boost.

[–]Davey303 1 point2 points ago

Headlight fluid??

[–]Durandalphor 0 points1 point ago

Indeed sir. This is Gavin's work.

[–]beyerch 1 point2 points ago

'Whoahhhhh'.

[–]Ikhano 1 point2 points ago

[–]Cheddar_V 0 points1 point ago

For a site that seems to worship cats so much, I'm surprised so few people realize that cats have very sharp claws and can do shit like this all the time.

[–]yodaman293 0 points1 point ago

Fuck physics. Fuck them to hell.

[–]ONXwat 0 points1 point ago

Cat physics.

Cats defy gravity. My cat is a bengal, i think the one in the video is also. Bengals are some crazy cats.

[–]trolol69 0 points1 point ago

Ninja kitty strikes again!

[–]brodie7838 0 points1 point ago

I love how calm and majestic the look on his face is at the top. Ain't nothin but a thang.

[–]RearmintSpino 0 points1 point ago

How do you think cats climb trees.

[–]klsi832 0 points1 point ago

Whoa.

[–]Furfaidz 0 points1 point ago

I used to let my cat roam around the backyard because we have a high wooden fence like that and one day I saw him do that same thing. Reality + Life - Physics = Cats

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

So how often do you have the opportunity to vehemently defend your position that the matrix does in fact exist?

[–]HieRiuM 0 points1 point ago

This is what i show people when they tell me Thundercats don‘t exist :)

[–]wookiesandwich 0 points1 point ago

cats are awesome...imagine being able to leap 5-10 times your height with relative ease, climb almost any surface and walk a tightrope like it was a 4-lane

[–]EatThyStool 0 points1 point ago

So what you're saying is that cats are the ones who are outside of the matrix, which is being run by evil robot cats, and humans are just little pieces of information.

[–]el_pinata 0 points1 point ago

Matrix, no. Catrix, yes.

[–]jackasstacular 0 points1 point ago

How do cats prove the existence of the Matrix?

[–]skull0801 0 points1 point ago

[–]metalhead77 0 points1 point ago

So double jumps aren't just in video games?

[–]Sotordamotor 0 points1 point ago

Look how fucking proud that cat looks after he makes that jump... Fuck yeah...

[–]SyndeyC[!] 0 points1 point ago

Humans can do more or less the same thing too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBbeb24Ub-Q

[–]SimonAdebisi 0 points1 point ago

I got a program that can help you do this.

[–]QuaereVerumm 0 points1 point ago

Actually...cats are just that awesome.

[–]DeepRoot 0 points1 point ago

You know it's an extra special .gif when you think it's gonna end differently each time. "Grab the top, little buddy! Don't miss this time! Whew, good. K, reach for it on the second burst! Good, he got it this time... get it, get it, get it! WHEW!"

[–]peachfuze 0 points1 point ago

Holy Shit

[–]FabesE 0 points1 point ago

Well, the cat moves in slow motion, so clearly, it must be in the matrix.

[–]Durandalphor 0 points1 point ago

Credit goes to Gavin Free of Rooster Teeth productions. He works on a lot of slow-mo stuff.

[–]Russiophile 0 points1 point ago

That animal has cat-like reflexes!

[–]Hellothereawesome 0 points1 point ago

I used to live in iran and over there the streets are full of wild cats, the cats would always climb 2-3 meter long walls of people's houses.

[–]Maxfunky 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you, Gravity, I'm a cat!

Edit: I feel like we could probably have sent the first cat to the moon if we had a powerful enough laser pointer.

[–]DarthF4der 0 points1 point ago

Spidercat! Spidercat! Does whatever a spidercat does!

[–]undergarden 0 points1 point ago

[–]diefuchsjagden 0 points1 point ago

First cat post I've seen in sometime "worthy" of up vote...Though this is just a cat being a feline.

[–]zaiahbarker 0 points1 point ago

is it sad that when it started over all i thought was "there's a glitch in the matrix?"

[–]flyinhgumler 0 points1 point ago

I saw this while listening to dubstep, it was one of the greatest feelings ever

[–]catman20111 0 points1 point ago

Well cats are the best animal to ever walk the earth, so they just give zero fucks about gravity.

[–]icalledshotgun 0 points1 point ago

I just tell them that their spoon doesn't exist

[–]i3rent 0 points1 point ago

Hardcore parkour!!

[–]BoomHedshot 0 points1 point ago

Everybody calm down, the cat has claws... The claws helped him climb up the wall.

[–]itsalejandreezy 0 points1 point ago

I love watching the slowmo guys

[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

Parkour level: Alleycat.

[–]cupofworms 0 points1 point ago

For reals yo? This made the front page yesterday!!

[–]T25Bomb 0 points1 point ago

I saw that. I kept thinking the whole time, "There's no way he's gonna make it!!" Even after I just saw it at regular speed.

[–]MegaOoga 0 points1 point ago

Slomoguys ftw!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This is one of the reasons I love cats, first of all they are amazing hunters with some agility that would make the best ninja shit his pants.

[–]trikillr42 0 points1 point ago

This proves nothing but how amazing cats are.

[–]JonnyG860 0 points1 point ago

Gavino!!!!!!

[–]MindlessSpark 0 points1 point ago

The Matrix doesn't exist, cats are just that awesome.

[–]glasscombatboot 0 points1 point ago

Cats just have a really good up-B.

[–]tronn4 0 points1 point ago

A repost? That's not the matrix. It's a moron reposting the same shit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

If you saw this once, maybe not the Matrix. But if this happened twice...

[–]seandon47 0 points1 point ago

That cat is my fucking hero.

[–]killermouse0 0 points1 point ago

Parkour cat!

[–]LNMagic 0 points1 point ago

You're right. The cat keeps looping; that's a sign that something's been changed.

[–]ahnman341 0 points1 point ago

now many fucking reposts of this gif do we need in a span of 2 days

downvote: repost.

[–]YouAreFalse 0 points1 point ago

Were you my friend, I would then show you this.

[–]thuswindburn 0 points1 point ago

Slowmo Guys!!!! I love their videos! :D

[–]Fredster1R 0 points1 point ago

Not bad

[–]rspeed 0 points1 point ago

So? I can walk around on two legs with my spine in a vertical position, and I can do that for hours at a time.

In your face, every other animal!

[–]dwightschrute518 0 points1 point ago

The cat will be a great assassin, he will follow the footsteps of altäir, ezio, and connor

[–]Salphabeta 0 points1 point ago

Clearly, we know who the superior animal is.

[–]demonspawner 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Hitler's Dog. Hitler loved this dog immensely from what I've read and even though I know he was a horrible person, this always helps me see that he did have some humanity in him.

[–]scrdmnttr 0 points1 point ago

Just another reason I wish I was a cat.

[–]Iable-A 0 points1 point ago

That is the catrix

[–]platysoup 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this the fence that crushed the kid's foot?

[–]Fender6187 0 points1 point ago

'Whoa'

[–]13rlipe 0 points1 point ago

Slo mo guys!!

[–]Bourbon_Cowboy 0 points1 point ago

That isn't proof of the Matrix. Cats are all demons, it is just using its demonic powers, run before it notices you and kills you! Here comes the down votes.

[–]GahLant 0 points1 point ago

FUCK GRAVITY

[–]mrwhistler 0 points1 point ago

[–]GHitchHiker -1 points0 points ago

Claws = The Matrix?

[–]BluLite 0 points1 point ago

A lot of people prolly declaw their cats so think that all cats don't have claws.