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[–]VLDT 42 points43 points ago

No, Siri's fucking awesome.

Oh wait, no, she's fake.

And reposted.

[–]Keilz 9 points10 points ago*

I tried this out on my Siri, it at first said, "Searching Whale" and then it said, "Here's Adele for you"

here I just took this a few minutes after posting: http://imgur.com/z3gNm

[–]kttice 8 points9 points ago

Yep same here. This is legit.

[–]CoupledPerfect -3 points-2 points ago

Lies...

[–]PantheraAtrox 17 points18 points ago

this isn't real. this isn't real. god fucking damnit THIS ISN'T REAL

[–]Whenthenighthascome 5 points6 points ago

WHY ISN'T ANYONE LISTENING??

[–]mattv1 6 points7 points ago

This is a legitimate thing that actually happened. True story.

[–]gosuprobe 6 points7 points ago

You forgot literally and about 5 uses of the word le.

[–]dcordoba 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, she must be rolling in the deep dish pizza or sumthin

[–]spacecracker 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you Chip.

[–]dcordoba 1 point2 points ago

tss tss

[–]zuluthrone 0 points1 point ago

Grammys make you thin.

[–]auraness -1 points0 points ago

Who's Whale?

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[–]ninmax42 9 points10 points ago

note to self: reddit sometimes likes fat joke, but never likes bad fat jokes.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

No

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[–]imryano 0 points1 point ago

Either?

[–]chemguy90 0 points1 point ago

No

[–]Devon64327 -4 points-3 points ago

Holy shit, I've never seen that before 0.0

[–]chemguy90 -1 points0 points ago

What?

[–]Wangchung265 -1 points0 points ago

+1 for Modest Mouse!!! ffffuck yea!

[–]vorpalsword92 -2 points-1 points ago

don't you love how reddit shuns anorexic women. Oh wait no reddit fucking doesn't.

[–]dang_Ling_modify_her 5 points6 points ago

As far as I've seen, Reddit is an equal opportunity hater when it comes to making shitty jokes. There aren't many upvoted negative comments about skinny women, but they're out there.

[–]Atomicpaperclip -3 points-2 points ago*

It was a fat joke? I thought it was a bad music joke.

EDIT: Downvote me for not assuming it was a fat joke. So progressive reddit. So progressive.

[–]hookawitweed -2 points-1 points ago

I love yellow ostrich! I saw them play live in the city, they were awsm!

[–]GreasyDan -1 points0 points ago

Yay! It's November 2011 again!

[–]monkeybutlr -4 points-3 points ago

Umm...4G? Unless this is on a iPad 3.

[–]jreynolds72 7 points8 points ago

Firmware update makes HSPA+ say "4G".

[–]tonywartooth -2 points-1 points ago

It's funny because it's true! Makeup doesn't cover weight or bad songs!

[–]Vivaciousqt -3 points-2 points ago

Heuehehuaheaheuhsehshehsaehashesheh.