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[–]pencilman_jefferies 32 points33 points ago

reminds me of this one porn video i watched yesterday where the "babysitter" got a tiny toy hippo stuck in her vagina and the "adult" had to fish it out. He then replaced the hippo with his penis.

It was weird, but I came.

[–]Kurochihiro 21 points22 points ago

what

[–]bobbieluvsya 9 points10 points ago

Well, he had to fish it out before he had sex with her! After all, ain't no one fucks with tiny hippo. Ain't no one.

[–]AngryJozh 7 points8 points ago

sigh So i guess i'll be the one asking this...

Link to the video?

[–]AngryJozh 1 point2 points ago

Fuck yes they have a mobile version.

[–]cuddlesy -1 points0 points ago

I've never watched porn, so I may be a bit clueless here, but... is that normally the plot? Like, is that seriously how it goes?

[–]SimilarImage 135 points136 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
2 months MaxinePayne Ain't No One - The Story of Tiny Hippo /r/WTF 163 1187
2 months laxgoalie00 Ain't No One here 239 1696
1 month kleptobismol Tiny Hippo and tiny Train here 72 914

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[–]WrongThreadComment 18 points19 points ago

Ain't no one fucks with SimiliarImage. Ain't no one.

[–]wesman212 106 points107 points ago

Do you want to end up like tiny raven? Is that what you're after?

[–]wildlycrazytony 3 points4 points ago

This is one of those that is so good that it gets an upvote even though it was reposted.

[–]dufresne90 17 points18 points ago

Thanks for the link, really enjoyed the other comics too! Here's my favourite so far.

http://poorlydrawnlines.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/compliments.jpg

[–]tylernerd 0 points1 point ago

That's some good face there.

[–]SrsSteel 0 points1 point ago

Wow these 500 German stories are quite brutal aren't they

[–]butt-kraken 23 points24 points ago

Tiny Hippo is now a legend.

[–]AnonymousHipopotamus 12 points13 points ago

I know it's a repost, but I have to upvote it because I love it so much.

[–]RandyMachoManSavage 1 point2 points ago

This is the first time I've seen Tiny Hippo. The ending is unexpected. I laughed.

[–]townie_immigrant 17 points18 points ago

I thought he was smiling the entire time, which made it that much creepier.

[–]frymaster 1 point2 points ago

Hippo was so cute I didn't mind

[–]n1ckvld 17 points18 points ago

He is my hero

[–]TheAntsKnuckles 5 points6 points ago

Ain't no one.

[–]yodaman293 3 points4 points ago

I laughed at the next two posts very hard. And then I realized I was still laughing at this.

[–]echeese 1 point2 points ago

"Tiny world" reminded me I should be working on Ludum Dare.

[–]lessthan3beebs 1 point2 points ago

First time I've LOL'd on reddit in a couple days. Bravo.

[–]Interesting_name 1 point2 points ago

Well, it's a repost, but no less funny.

[–]Matt1125 1 point2 points ago

Repost

[–]HasToDoWithFish 3 points4 points ago

The hippo's best friend? The fish. Fish clean hippos and live off of the gunk from their bodies, and the hippos don't eat them because of the service they provide. Pretty cool stuff.

[–]saggysocks 1 point2 points ago

tiny hippo. so brave

[–]timebomb011 2 points3 points ago

this is why i dig redditing at work. i get so deep and find gems like this!

[–]Bommenkop 0 points1 point ago

You should visit reddit more often then, this is a repost x4

[–]TheKingOfPoon[S] 6 points7 points ago

i sincerely apologize for reposting this, but i have never seen it before.

[–]commandodude1265 6 points7 points ago

Eh, I've seen it a couple of times and still laugh. I think that's the art of the repost- if it is still pretty funny even after you've seen it before, not a big deal if it gets reposted.

[–]lost_trilogy 2 points3 points ago

Remember the phrase, if you've seen it on the internet, it's a repost.

[–]timebomb011 0 points1 point ago

Easy there mini karma. My whole point was that when you go deep you find gems. This was at about 700 and I hadn't seen it previously, and only found by going deep. I enjoyed this, and read a ton of this artists other comics. Don't reply to my comment bitching about reposts. Question, if people hate reposts so much... How come more than one person posts in the comments about it being a repost? They should just upvote the first person who commented on the repost.

[–]Bommenkop 0 points1 point ago

Not personally intended

[–]timebomb011 0 points1 point ago

you should comment less.

[–]Little_Talks 1 point2 points ago

Nah. This is funny and all. But it's a consistent repost that you see monthly if not weekly and gets annoying.

[–]julius_sphincter -2 points-1 points ago

This. Once, twice.. eh still funny. This is the 2nd time I've seen it in the last week and a half. Annoying as all hell now

[–]abandofgypsys 1 point2 points ago

[–]Legenderp 1 point2 points ago

My username was originally going to be PoonPlayer but I'm glad I decided not to because the king of poon would have smacked my bitch ass. but cool post too, fuck it, have an upvote.

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[–]somerandomguy02 1 point2 points ago

Please tell me that you are 12

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[–]somerandomguy02 0 points1 point ago

No child. No 4chan.

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[–]sfurules 1 point2 points ago

I see you did...nevermind!

[–]YellowF3v3r 0 points1 point ago

Repost, but a freaking good repost. I love tiny hippo. Give credit to author please.

[–]thejimanator 0 points1 point ago

Well congrats! Third repost. Ain't No One reposts tiny hippo three times. Aint't no one.

[–]hiphopoppotamus 0 points1 point ago

<3.

[–]ImaBlackBelt 0 points1 point ago

I mean, if the raven is the same size as the tiny hippo, wouldn't that make it sort of an average size raven? Because a tiny raven would be much smaller than a tiny hippo

[–]goodtimes822 0 points1 point ago

The Liam Neeson of hippos

[–]DaBigCheese 0 points1 point ago

Repost, but, ah fuck it, it's still hilarious.

[–]ismashugood 0 points1 point ago

for some reason I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice

[–]jessvj 0 points1 point ago

3 times, this is the 3rd time I have seen this repost personally...and yet I still upvote.

[–]tofketv 0 points1 point ago

I've been trying to find funny but simple comics like this to use in my ESL classes I'm teaching this summer. I read the first 3/4 thinking, "This will be perfect! It's not too complicated, but they'll learn some new vocabulary." Then I finished it. I don't think the administrators will be too happy with me if I follow through.

[–]iLubDango 0 points1 point ago

I know that its a repost but it still makes me smile :)

[–]IAmNotAPerson6 0 points1 point ago

Tiny hippo's nostrils look like a mustache.

[–]shellybellywho 0 points1 point ago

Since my phone screen is cracked I could have sworn it said spanked instead if shanked....

[–]absolutezero52 0 points1 point ago

Repost. But its so funny im still gonna upvote

[–]mikevalstar 0 points1 point ago

[–]Yuppers16 0 points1 point ago

How come every time there is a conflict in a story...

... The hero is always "very sad" at first?

[–]Stomo 0 points1 point ago

Sweet repost bra.

[–]LuckyBdx4Bans Bots and Spammers[M] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]horde2k 0 points1 point ago

repost.....

[–]SarukaKeda 0 points1 point ago

How many times has this been reposted 0o

[–]ZuesAndHisBeard -1 points0 points ago

Repost, but upvoted so I can keep it forever.

But please see the light of originality, and change the error of your ways.

[–]TheKingOfPoon[S] -1 points0 points ago

thank you, i will

[–]Xenophilus 0 points1 point ago

*I

[–]IllusionTDE 0 points1 point ago

First image with genuinely made me laugh.

[–]Poontang_Saint 0 points1 point ago

I read the last part as Gator

Gator don't play no shit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qvRgzW582s&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[–]gaqua 0 points1 point ago

I really thought it'd be this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1dkQ-IRA24

[–]KingTroll69 -2 points-1 points ago

Repost.

[–]airborneANDrowdy -5 points-4 points ago

Damn, how many times is this gonna get reposted? At last some one (fix) it or something. Christ!

[–]ZacUAX -1 points0 points ago

Repost, but I ain't even mad.

[–]Wazqaz -1 points0 points ago

Ain't no one that hasn't seen this one yet. Ain't no one.

[–]Zlivin -1 points0 points ago

I love you.

[–]somerandomguy02 -2 points-1 points ago

Well, that was just, uh... pretty, uh... pretty stupid.

[–]ZarkingFrood42 -2 points-1 points ago

Sometimes, reposts are a good thing.

[–]Monkits -1 points0 points ago

Nice, but I've seen it enough times now.