What I think to myself after watching porn.

ararphile · 5 months

Holy shit, I made that a while ago (at least a year, I think). Posted it on /b/ as a new thread, back when it was ok to say "I'll just leave it here." Got no responses. I got the picture of the dog from some wikipedia article.

Edit: Found the article.

space-pirate · 5 months

"One of my fetishes is girls that can't read"

"You mean, like, children?"

legendhairymonkey · 5 months

... you must be young, wait a few years. The shame will fade.

cohrt · 5 months

I fapped to a male transvestite fucking a female transvestite. it was a male woman fucking a woman man, shit was so inception.

viiScorp · 5 months

That's how I feel every time I look back after a particularly vicious session and think "fuck everyone in house probably heard that..."

Fappers regret, man.

Imsoo · 5 months

Gap, gag, midget, animal,

Slave, pregnant, hentai,

I don't even know who I am anymore;

I just want it in High definition.

takeme2infinity · 5 months

About to climax and your mom crosses your mind. Jizz and then think about what I just did T.T

Fraggled · 5 months

This is how a feel after spending the entire day on the internet

starkravingmad_91 · 5 months

This is what I think when I ejaculate, with like five tabs of different types of porn open in front of me, my dick is in an old, crusty sock, and I realize I'm late to school because I took half an hour masturbating.

thebenzy · 5 months

It's the shemales that get me in the shame zone...dammit

tawayokay · 5 months

I had a fetish of really violent porn, like that gagging deepthroat where the girls are like almost passing out, or anything where the girl is really submissive. But I must say ever since I've been in love with a girl my porn interest have just turned to softcore Korean porn my orgasms are at least 20 times better and I don't feel bad after.

CapnDanDan · 5 months

Its funny 'cause its true… sobs gently into my pillow

hampsterwheel · 5 months

No shame. If you enjoy it and no one gets hurt then nothing wrong has happened.

serrit · 5 months

Nofap is actually remarkable for this.

OmegaArcadia · 5 months

A more legible, and larger, version that I just threw together.

Average-as-hell · 5 months

Sometimes I don't actually recognise myself in a mirror and have nightmares about it also

apullin · 5 months

I could show you some porn that would really really really make you reflect on that pretty hard.

[deleted] · 5 months

Thou shall not thyself by the porn which you fap to. Just as you would not judge another.

IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes · 5 months

I know exactly who I am after I watch porn. A horny man. And I'm very happy about that.

nofaplife · 5 months

We Exist

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houghty · 5 months

Fun fact: while dogs cannot recognize themselves in a mirror, cats can.

Aleucard · 5 months

Heh. I knew I was fucked up over a decade ago; I've accepted it whole-heartedly for one simple reason. It's more fun that way. Normal and sane is boring; I have no intentions of being boring.

OsterGuard · 5 months

Try fapping to Yaoi after you've just realised you're bi. Shit's fucked up.

PenPenisTaken · 5 months

then an hour later... http://imgur.com/gallery/gYQpv

kko_ · 5 months

i've never understood masturbation shame. never once had it.

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Rawsheeve · 5 months

/r/nofap

MorbidBullet · 5 months

It's amazing people feel bad. I never do. Instead I mentally thank the porn crew for helping pleasure me.

DuchessLexy · 5 months

if you feel guilty after watching porn then please stop watching porn!

i looked at porn magazines when i was a teenager, (my older brother's friend showed them to me. i think he just wanted to have sex with me, the whole situation is messed up and creepy,) and then i watched porn when my family got the internet. i still watch porn to this day.

but i feel dead inside when it comes to sex. when i was younger i felt guilty whenever i watched or looked at porn, but i ignored that feeling and pushed through it.

i think watching so much porn did something to me, because though i haven't had many relationships, the ones i had when i was younger were exciting and full of love and passion. nowadays whenever i'm in a relationship, it feels so dull and meaningless. sex doesn't even feel good after flicking my clit for 15 years. you figure out what you like and do that to have a nice quick orgasm, and then a partner can't do it for you anymore.

i think watching porn desensitized me to the whole sex act and sex in general. i just want a dick and i don't care about the guys anymore. it doesn't feel loving and special at all.

also, i'm not a slut, i've slept with few guys in my life.

keropin · 5 months

"Sex without sin is like an egg without salt." Some Italian movie director said that. Can't recall the name. But I think there is some truth to it.

uff_yeah · 5 months

let's all be honest here can you really watch to much porn?

Jakecus · 5 months

And thus, Nofap

redleif · 5 months

your username should be TheWhiteMatter

ThePaulium · 5 months

EVERY FUCKING TIME

porkfatlovins · 5 months

You are... ready to take a nap.

Glen843 · 5 months

Whoever gets the most upvotes in this thread, I would like to speak to you....never mind I am speechless.

synthesis11 · 5 months

YES YES YES Some one understand me. i am not alone

synthesis11 · 5 months

This has motivated me to watch more porn

Yellowbird00 · 5 months

Every fucking time.

tootsiepoop · 5 months

I know this feel bro

FrankWalls · 5 months

is it just me or does that dog look stuffed?

[deleted] · 5 months

Thank god I'm not the only one who feels this way.

oh__fuck · 5 months

My friend told me I'm not gay because I fap to lesbian porn. WHAT AM I REDDIT.

Lurker-alert · 5 months

Sometimes, I think I'm a robot because I occasionally get boners from looking at computers. Just thought I should get that out there.

VanceDiezel · 5 months

I didn't think that before, but I will be sure too next time. Thanks for that.

iRevo · 5 months

It's weird because I think like this every time I fap myself to sleep. Oh man, this is getting personal now. I'm just going to go back to my corner and sob.

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