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[–]Banonogon 115 points116 points ago

He's just gone too far this time

[–]OhSwaggy 50 points51 points ago

Don't jump to conclusions

[–]UpvoteHere 19 points20 points ago*

The accusations are soaring.

[–]AnHonestQuestions 7 points8 points ago

I'll see if I can keep the comments grounded.

[–]GeorgeWalkerKush 5 points6 points ago

Fuck all the downvoting haters trampling all over this thread.

[–]yzerdog 95 points96 points ago

A commercial for a tool company.

[–]Niatnuom 11 points12 points ago

NOT the official tool of gymnastics!

[–]gathering_storm 13 points14 points ago

Angry Birds: Human Edition.

[–]donkashane 0 points1 point ago

Also known as Angry Humans....

[–]marmz111 26 points27 points ago

He left a lasting impression on the judges.

[–]Ibanezltd[S] 17 points18 points ago

I love the guy sitting in the chair right next to where he fell. No fucks were given.

[–]cbdckr 35 points36 points ago

well it is fake

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[–]chemguy90 4 points5 points ago

K

[–]K3ith_W4rns -2 points-1 points ago

Sounds just about right.

[–]cuscino -4 points-3 points ago*

I guess he rise above the other competitors.

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[–]SmilinBob82 14 points15 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxk69lSk6m4

They cut off the last few seconds where the guy in the chair hides his tool box under his chair.

As said before it is from a commercial, I believe it may have been for Craftsman tools.

[–]Niatnuom 2 points3 points ago

It was Craftsman. They ran a few "NOT the official tool of..." spots. Mostly during NASCAR races, since they ARE the official tool of NASCAR.

[–]Cutlass62 3 points4 points ago

The last frame says "do not attempt, controlled environment" on the bottom.

[–]marnargulus -1 points0 points ago

You mean I can't buy "SPORTSMILK"?

[–]helllomoto 4 points5 points ago

The first two people that say 'Is it a bird?' and 'Is it a plane?' were awfully excited about nothing. What's so fucking exciting about a bird? Or a plane?

[–]Supersnazz 1 point2 points ago

Nothing. But they can't believe what they are seeing, so they are questioning it and trying to rationalise their observation of a flying man.

[–]25taiku 19 points20 points ago

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... a repost...

[–]Ibanezltd[S] 22 points23 points ago

To all the comments about reposting:

  1. I am not going to search the entire DB's of Reddit just to see if this is a repost nor the internet for that matter. I apologize for my lack of empathy towards repost haters.

  2. I don't spend half of my existence on the internet looking at every single meme, gif, or image. There are things I haven't seen and things other people haven't seen and if I find it interesting, I like to share it. I have a job and an active social life and a girlfriend. Just because you may have seen it a lot doesn't mean that the other 7 billion people in the world have.

  3. I don't give a shit if you have seen it, if you have, why the hell are you wasting your time whining about it. I am not hating on anyone nor do I have a vendetta against repost comments. Just think before you say something. ಠ_ಠ

Edit: I have seen approximately 4 people reposting repost comments. That's what gets old.

[–]drunkenbozo 4 points5 points ago

karmadecay.com is useful for finding out if something has been posted on reddit before. Alternatively, search the url of the gif in reddit and it will take you straight to that page (unless you've uploaded the gif to imgur yourself).

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[–]drunkenbozo 1 point2 points ago

I'm fairly sure that if you post an image with the exact same url, instead of reddit making it a new post you automatically get linked to the original post... That's just from memory and if I'm wrong I have no idea where I got that from.

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[–]drunkenbozo 1 point2 points ago

I think everyone will agree that the search function on reddit needs to be fixed lol

[–]macerracer 3 points4 points ago

I'm on ur side dude. I'm sorta new to reddit so I would have never seen this if you hadn't "reposted" it.

THANK YOU for the repost!

Also, I agree. If you've already seen it, simply skip it!! 352 upvotes. Obviously more people enjoyed it than not. :)

[–]rasta_lion 2 points3 points ago

Generally, my rule is that if you found it on the internet, it has most likely been on reddit. We understand that you don't go through every post to see if someone has submitted it before. But if you didn't create it, then expect to see a few negative comments and downvotes. Just ignore them and move on.

[–]starlilyth 0 points1 point ago

say, you know this is a repost, right?

[–]Supersnazz 0 points1 point ago

Repost!

[–]Halolamer -5 points-4 points ago

nah.. you posting 30 year old reposts is old

[–]Ibanezltd[S] -1 points0 points ago

You obviously are incapable of grasping what I am trying to say. I've said what I wanted to say. Like it or not, I don't care anymore.

[–]Halolamer 2 points3 points ago

care enough to reply :\

[–]25taiku -4 points-3 points ago

  1. Why not?

  2. Why not?

  3. Why not?

My question to you: Where do you find these things, if not on reddit?

[–]Ibanezltd[S] 0 points1 point ago

Random browsing of the internet.

[–]Yuppers16 1 point2 points ago

He's like a freight train...

... Choo Choo!

[–]zaynmalik1D 4 points5 points ago

That looks like fun. I want to do that, but with a soft landing. I've always wanted to know how it feels to fly through the air...so free. I also dislike gravity sometimes.

[–]Ibanezltd[S] 4 points5 points ago

Gravity is not normally the problem it's the excruciatingly painful meeting with the ground.

[–]turnleftdale 10 points11 points ago

Fake old repost.

[–]Supersnazz -1 points0 points ago

I don't know whether I'd call it fake.

[–]yodaman293 1 point2 points ago

I like the guy sitting in his folding chair going, "Not my problem."

[–]callipygian_idealist -1 points0 points ago

I usually don't get upset about reposts, but...

Really??? This shit again???

[–]Saint_of_Gamers -1 points0 points ago

I've never seen it so calm your tits.

[–]mrbryce78 0 points1 point ago

That would be good if he was doing the long jump...

[–]beefinbed 0 points1 point ago

ahhh, a gem from my childhood.

[–]inertia186 0 points1 point ago

He forgot that the safe word was "banana."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Old as the internet.

[–]somerandomguy02 0 points1 point ago

An old Craftsman commercial that was funny a long time ago....

[–]mdboop 0 points1 point ago

He should have gotten his feet out in front of him more. Shoulders way back and feet forward, that's how you do it. He's almost vertical when he hits the springboard! What is this, amateur hour?

[–]juannico 0 points1 point ago

It seems that the repulsion gel's trial was unsuccessful. Back to the lab!

[–]SpikeX -3 points-2 points ago

Does anyone have the video link to this?

[–]bananamunchies -2 points-1 points ago

I want one of those spring boards so I can bring it to the lake.

[–]YKK_onyourzipper -1 points0 points ago

He starts rotating forward pretty fast and then just freezes in the horizontal position mid-flight. Obvious super powers.

[–]Derpybro -1 points0 points ago

lol, I had just starting a gun video in the background on youtube, right as he stiffened up, I heard shooting from the vid, lol, you know, like he got shot or something, HILARIOUS!

[–]InABritishAccent -1 points0 points ago

Reminds me of superman 64: the flying controls are terrible and it inevitably ends in failure

[–]jedadkins -1 points0 points ago

so i think he won

[–]TheMediumPanda -1 points0 points ago

Clearly not real. He is upvoting when he should be downvoting.

[–]MogHeadedFreakshow -1 points0 points ago

Is this real? Is this really real?

[–]Cheetx -1 points0 points ago

"Do not attempt. Controlled environment." I wish this was real. :c

[–]fred_is_nice -1 points0 points ago

The guy in the white shirt really doesn't give a fuck

[–]fechera -3 points-2 points ago

For some reason this reminds me of Mick Foley

[–]wra1th42 -3 points-2 points ago

dude's got ups

[–]Mohander -3 points-2 points ago

It's! IT'S! Super repost!

[–]PIayrFound -4 points-3 points ago

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

[–]Rallerboy888 -3 points-2 points ago

Whoa, we got a bad ass over there

[–]EMPIRESx -5 points-4 points ago

The guy sitting in the white shirt is not impressed.