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[–]iLm902 886 points887 points ago

by "vintage pooh" you mean the movie that came out only a couple years ago...?

[–]V33G33 415 points416 points ago

Even better, this actually came out less than a year ago.

[–]JamesLovesColoring 176 points177 points ago

Perhaps OP meant "Classic Pooh".

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]CodyGriffin 38 points39 points ago

Pooh who?

[–]Dracobolt 93 points94 points ago

Pooh's on first?

[–]WhiteEternalKnight 19 points20 points ago

Rabbit's on second.

[–]603bruins 5 points6 points ago

Pooh?

[–]doxxus 1 point2 points ago

Duck season.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Eeyore's cutting himself on third

[–]CliqueMobster 1 point2 points ago

Pooh wants to be a millionnaire.

[–]Crashmo 14 points15 points ago

Interrupting Pooh.

[–]jimb3rt 12 points13 points ago

Interupting Pooh--

[–]therndoby 40 points41 points ago

And my axe!

[–]plazmamuffin 6 points7 points ago

Oh god... I'm on that part of the comments again...

[–]BisforBM 6 points7 points ago

Pinch it off.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

You should certainly know.

[–]tboner6969 2 points3 points ago

i came here fully expecting to see something of this vintage when i saw 'vintage.'

[–]PoisonLily 135 points136 points ago

Or as in repost?

[–]CptHair 14 points15 points ago

3rd time within a year I see it on the frontpage.

[–]HeyCarpy 22 points23 points ago

mental note: repost Pooh pic in September

[–]CalmWalker 11 points12 points ago

Mental note: track this user for reposts.

[–]Cakeo 30 points31 points ago

Mental note: get a notepad.

[–]CptHair 1 point2 points ago

Mental note: Remember to make snarky remark about 4th time I see something on frontpage.

[–]Bilkokuya 6 points7 points ago

I did in fact end up buying the film after the first time I saw this picture. It was perhaps a misplaced investment, but it was not the worst.

[–]tghGaz 9 points10 points ago

Are you serious? I've watched it like 3 times, awesome film!

[–]jm001 3 points4 points ago

I love it! I think it is one of the best Pooh films I can remember. I only own a few others though...

[–]FeatheredOdyssey 10 points11 points ago

Narrated by John Cleese; featuring music from She & Him (Zooey Deschanel's band); narrated by John Cleese. Just because he's that awesome. Definitely my favorite movie that I went to see last year.. Sat in the theater all the way through the credits :)

[–]CursedCarolers 1 point2 points ago

Rabbit's animator, Eric Goldberg, said that he modeled a lot of Rabbit's expressions and movements after Basil Fawlty. So it's kind of like having double the John Cleese.

[–]FeatheredOdyssey 1 point2 points ago

Just found out that there is an /r/montypython. I'll be over there if you need me..

[–]ICouldBeTheChosenOne 1 point2 points ago

Yes, this is from the 2011 movie

[–]leavingtheways 1 point2 points ago

It came out last summer. And yes, I saw it in the theater...with my sister...and my mom...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

On a related note, Cars made before 1988 qualify for Early American antique plates in my state. This includes anything from your pre-'88 IROC-Z Camero to a pre-'88 Dodge Caravan.

ಠ_ಠ Early American ಠ_ಠ

[–]Raktoras 164 points165 points ago

Cool, I get to be that guy!

video link

This conversation starts at 2:24, but I'm not going to link to the exact moment because you should just watch the whole 3 minute clip as it's great

[–]I_POTATO_PEOPLE 160 points161 points ago

"The content owner has not made this video available on mobile"

Why is this even a thing?

[–]CaptainSombrero 54 points55 points ago

I miss out on a lot of reddit jokes because of that :(

[–]FluxDenisty 8 points9 points ago

When these "content providers" sign deals for this stuff some of the deals contain things like "exclusive rights to mobile" or something. It helps them do business by having something like that to offer. In this case the mobile rights must belong to someone other then who posted it.

[–]cly8419 9 points10 points ago

Or they just didn't check the 'make available on mobile' box when they uploaded it to YouTube. I'm pretty sure it's unchecked by default.

[–]Darthozzan 1 point2 points ago

Because you don't make money off mobile afaik

[–]Grizzbi 34 points35 points ago

How do they get out!? Why am I so invested in a 3 minute cartoon!?

[–]simonsaysguy 13 points14 points ago

You might want to mute it because of the background ringing noise.. They use a Letter Ladder!

[–]rambozo8 1 point2 points ago

why didnt owl fly out

[–]simonsaysguy 1 point2 points ago

He did before. Not sure why he used the ladder this time though.

[–]Psythik 12 points13 points ago

That clip was hilarious, but I feel half the knot/not jokes would've went right over my head if it weren't for the subtitles.

[–]Napalm4Kidz 5 points6 points ago

Don't forget naught. That was the best part.

[–]misfitsfiend313 32 points33 points ago

Their voices are all fucked up. Doesn't sound like the 100 acre woods crew I once knew and loved.

[–]Zarokima 10 points11 points ago*

I'm pretty sure Rabbit is actually the Ice King.

EDIT: Yup. Spongebob and Heffer as well. And a bunch of other stuff. It feel kind of weird knowing I've heard this guy pretty much my whole life through many different roles.

[–]misfitsfiend313 1 point2 points ago

Its good to know people on the internet care enough to look stuff up for you.

[–]FuZ3 1 point2 points ago

I know how you feel, but the majority of the original voice actors died in the 90s. :(

[–]MRRoberts 1 point2 points ago

This is the main problem I had with the new Muppets movie.

[–]FirstNewGuyReturns 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, piglet sounds so wrong. :(

[–]thedudeontheinternet 1 point2 points ago

Came here to say this! Upvote!

[–]nameless88 38 points39 points ago*

Alright, so...why doesn't the Owl just fly out of there?

Found the extended scene here.

I guess that answers my question. ಠ_ಠ (lol, though, too)

[–]forgetmyname- 11 points12 points ago

I cant think of an answer, except simply "I dont know".

This is actually hilarious. what the fuck.

[–]supern 8 points9 points ago

Dont mock him dude, stealing top youtube comments for karma is serious business.

[–]nameless88 1 point2 points ago

I think the only logical answer is that Owl is an asshole.

[–]KellyTheET 2 points3 points ago

Uil.

[–]Jafit 2 points3 points ago

Rabbit could just burrow out of the hole.

If I'm stuck underground in minecraft I just dig my way back to the surface.

[–]cannot-comprehend 1 point2 points ago

or jump, place block, jump, place block, and repeat until you are out.

[–]CuriousKumquat 11 points12 points ago

Even as a twenty-three year old man I can still appreciate that. I'll admit it; I laughed.

[–]pikindaguy 3 points4 points ago

Oh man I need to watch this movie now.

[–]Old-Hickory 1 point2 points ago

that was awesome.

Why can't the owl fly?

[–]Raktoras 3 points4 points ago

Answered in the link in this reply to my comment

But to save you the trouble of clicking twice or scrolling up a few comments, here's the video that answers it

[–]rrocker1990 1 point2 points ago

i have a problem with this, Owl can fly..

[–]badgebadgerbadger 7 points8 points ago

and he does; it's part of the extended joke.

[–]FlippyWippy 1 point2 points ago

Haha this is awesome. Man I want to watch Winnie the Pooh again. I have all the VHS videos from when I was a kid.

[–]rossiohead 1 point2 points ago*

"It's true, rabbit; it lags a bit in the middle."

Excellent clip! I didn't expect to, but I laughed.

[–]EllKayBee 52 points53 points ago

Vintage Pooh "Now We Are Six" 1926

I found a little beetle, so that beetle was his name, And I called him Alexander and he answered just the same. I put him in a matchbox, and I kept him all the day... And Nanny let my beetle out Yes, Nanny let my beetle out She went and let my beetle out- And beetle ran away. She said she didn't mean it, and I never said she did, She said she wanted matches, and she just took off the lid She said that she was sorry, but it's difficult to catch An excited sort of beetle you've mistaken for a match. She said that she was sorry, and I really mustn't mind As there's lots and lots of beetles which she's certain we could find If we looked about the garden for the holes where beetles hid- And we'd get another matchbox, and write BEETLE on the lid. We went to all the places which a beetle might be near, And we made the sort of noises which a beetle likes to hear, And I saw a kind of something, and I gave a sort of shout: "A beetle-house and Alexander Beetle coming out!" It was Alexander Beetle I'm as certain as can be And he had a sort of look as if he thought it might be ME, And he had a kind of look as if he thought he ought to say: "I'm very, very sorry that I tried to run away." And Nanny's very sorry too, for you know what she did, And she's writing ALEXANDER very blackly on the lid, So Nan and me are friends, because it's difficult to catch An excited Alexander you've mistaken for a match.

[–]jelly_cake 9 points10 points ago

Thank you. Disney can't compare with actual poetry.

[–]EllKayBee 7 points8 points ago

'The House at Pooh Corner' and 'Now We Are Six' we're the two earliest reading books that I remember from childhood. The illustrations are wonderful and that was the way I learned about Pooh, Piglet, Eeyore and all the other wonderful characters. As you so rightly say, there is no comparison :)

[–]heyboyhey 1 point2 points ago

The Russian adaptation is also great though. Worth checking out if you haven't.

[–]ghanima 1 point2 points ago

I was hoping this sort of statement would be topvoted. Silly bear.

[–]heavyfuture121 279 points280 points ago

Last year is vintage? I'm so behind the times!

[–]second_prize 102 points103 points ago

Think he means, like, typical Pooh...

[–]SweetNeo85 144 points145 points ago

Then that's what he bloody well should have said.

[–]windchillfactor 27 points28 points ago

Hear hear!

[–]symbiotiq 21 points22 points ago

Where?

[–]AnalogDan 5 points6 points ago

[–]Battletooth 3 points4 points ago

Hehe...

Right to bear arms...

Hehe...

[–]FREESTYLEkill3r 2 points3 points ago

Some of us just have Fapper's Regret....

[–]SketchyLogic 55 points56 points ago

You can't just apply your own oranges to standard words. That wouldn't make doorknobs. You have to go by the freckles consensus or by the inconceivable definition, otherwise monkey interabang fruitilicious serendipity valetudinarians.

[–]SweetNeo85 17 points18 points ago

I'm sorry to be a grammar Nazi but I believe you meant fruitilicious serendipity verisimilitude.

[–]remog 10 points11 points ago

you must be the guy who writes those clever emails trying to make me buy penis pills and the like.

[–]BonePwns13 0 points1 point ago

*interrobang

[–]SweetNeo85 1 point2 points ago

Either is correct.

[–]metrognome64 7 points8 points ago

I used to be with "it", but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it", and what is "it" seems weird and scary.

[–]Habana 19 points20 points ago

Only 5 other reposts

title comnts points age /r/
Winnie the Pooh 167coms 1107pts 1mo funny
Silly Pooh Bear 0coms -2pts 1mo funny
Best Pooh movie ever. 4coms 40pts 1mo funny
Pooh Who? 0coms -2pts 16dys funny
A play on words. 220coms 1378pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]musicguru2 43 points44 points ago

At that angle, all Piglet should be saying is, "It puts the lotion in the basket."

[–]Manhattan0532 2 points3 points ago

[–]iatj90 10 points11 points ago

This movie had some of the best animations I've ever seen. Owl has never looked so sinister!

[–]plantfan7 32 points33 points ago

I was expecting to see a turd in a toilet bowl with an instagram filter on it.

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[–]Jaketh 14 points15 points ago

[–]GrizzlySquid 19 points20 points ago

What the fuck is Tintin doing

[–]SeahawksPhan 2 points3 points ago

I was the original :D

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

nice! now i know who to follow and go through posts of 2 months ago and repost for glorious karma.

[–]Daz0k 5 points6 points ago

Actually, the video of this is hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdFQZLGNHio

[–]whonever 2 points3 points ago

lol this is fucking hilarious

[–]yourclone 1 point2 points ago

I love Rabbit's expressions, while everyone else is unconcerned that they're in a hole.

[–]jme413 4 points5 points ago

This is not vintage pooh. This is from the movie that just came out.

[–]daveemrich 5 points6 points ago

FUCKING SMARTASS BEAR MAKES ME SO GOD DAMN ANGRY SOMETIMES

[–]rsoto2 4 points5 points ago

vintage pooh [Fixed] http://i.imgur.com/2uadC.jpg

[–]Frasty 3 points4 points ago

wow.... what a strange feeling this left inside of me.

[–]nachosthatrpink 7 points8 points ago

is rabbit a guy or a girl?

[–]moviequote88 40 points41 points ago

I'm pretty sure he's a guy. I think the only female of the gang is Kanga.

[–]TheOnlyNeb 44 points45 points ago

Bitch must be neck-deep in dicks.

[–]FuturamaSucksBalls 31 points32 points ago

she always gave me some 100-acre wood, if ya catch my drift.

[–]oh_the_humidity 7 points8 points ago

Well you never see Mr. Roo now do you?

[–]unfinite 2 points3 points ago

[–]OmegaArcadia 12 points13 points ago

Yes.

[–]vocalon 2 points3 points ago

That, I believe, is the question of the CenturyTM .

[–]parker214 2 points3 points ago

All the characters in the Winnie-the-Pooh books and movies are male except for Kanga.

[–]SimianWriter 1 point2 points ago

I dunno but Eyore is Optimus Prime!

[–]iLm902 4 points5 points ago

Eeyore

[–]tghGaz 1 point2 points ago

If you recognise the voice it's because it's Sponge Bob.

[–]Pentame 70 points71 points ago

I pity the translators

[–]Don_Andy 13 points14 points ago

When I watch shows in German and hear them do some nonsensical joke or pun I like to think up what the English original might have been.

That makes horrible translations so much more bearable.

[–]freerangehuman 3 points4 points ago

Pun threads must be terribly unfunny when translated.

[–]Don_Andy 5 points6 points ago

Here's another good example. I'm fairly certain that everybody in the German demographic of Futurama knows what Donkey Kong is, but either they leave this as "Donkey" and can't translate the Professor's exclamation, or they translate it to "Esel" and lose the Donkey Kong reference. Which is what they did.

[–]CalmWalker 64 points65 points ago

Not only is the OP a repost, this comment is a reposted comment from the reposted OP. Good god people.

[–]Pentame 50 points51 points ago

Well, i still pity the translators :S

[–]BoleroOfFire 1 point2 points ago

Good god people

What iiiis it good for?

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 2 points3 points ago

Wordplay scenes are the real test of children show translators.

I can't seem to find the scene in other languages I know. They all stop right after he finds the rope. I would have loved to see how they did it.

[–]beta_pup 2 points3 points ago

Rabbit was a bit of a wanker.

[–]MentalSloth 9 points10 points ago

Who's on first?

[–]rjromero 4 points5 points ago

Naturally.

[–]0RPH 2 points3 points ago

So I pick up the ball and throw it to Naturally.

[–]they2kthing 16 points17 points ago

[–]jimmytheweed 2 points3 points ago

All we need is Micheal Cole yelling this headline.

[–]Lupac 2 points3 points ago

This is how I feel trying to explain knot theory to people.

[–]Mijolnir 2 points3 points ago

Fucking Disney? Then it's not vintage pooh. Vintage pooh would be AA Milne.

[–]_Wolfos 2 points3 points ago

This gets reposted every 2 weeks or so? It's the third time I'm seeing this!

[–]darawr13 2 points3 points ago

I prefer this pooh

My mom had this on VHS and I watched the shit out of it everyday after preschool in the 90s. I have this entire movie memorized.

[–]0RPH 2 points3 points ago

Me too! Wow that Mickey Mouse with the swirling light at his hand brought back memories.

[–]Blinsin 3 points4 points ago

Can we please stop posting this... and Stop upvoting this to the front page... Please?

[–]AgedAardvark 1 point2 points ago

Vintage repost, more like it! Burn!

[–]Kydash 1 point2 points ago

Not exactly what I expected when I read the title Vintage Pooh.

[–]ennahoj 1 point2 points ago

For one second I read it as "vintaga poop" and actually imagined what a vintage poop would look like.

[–]DocSteel 1 point2 points ago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

95% of Redditors clicked the link expecting a pic of old shit.

[–]mrjb3 1 point2 points ago

I'm not gona lie...

I was hoping for a 19th Century photograph of a poo.

[–]dsvoid 1 point2 points ago

NOBODY posted the Russian Winnie the Pooh? He makes your western trash Pooh look like shit, which is surprising since Russian Pooh looks more like a turd.

[–]Kado_Isuka 1 point2 points ago

Video already posted. Use screencaps instead.

[–]ItsTheMotion 1 point2 points ago

Don't cry.

[–]walking_away_ 1 point2 points ago

This isn't getting a good response from my fellow redditors, but it is exactly what I needed today... I really needed the chuckle this gave me.

[–]veganatheist 1 point2 points ago

Vintage Pooh (fixed)

[–]transformers3 1 point2 points ago

The movie was very disappointing.

[–]Llim 1 point2 points ago

What the hell? I posted this a few weeks ago, and I got downvoted for it :(

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[–]beersnob11 1 point2 points ago

i am a 25 year old man, i love hunting(i gut and skin as well), i love everything that is metal. and winnie the pooh is my favorite disney character!

[–]joebates25 1 point2 points ago

I had a hard pooh once...wasn't vintage though

[–]gimmebonbon 1 point2 points ago

this made my head hurt

[–]bullfroggy 1 point2 points ago

I just realized that Rabbit is essentially Squidward :O

[–]MyIdwasTaken 1 point2 points ago

Hes just so sweet its irresistible. He always puts a smile on my face.

[–]wickedweather 1 point2 points ago

This is my favourite Pooh book. :-) http://covers.openlibrary.org/b/id/6630787-M.jpg

[–]funky_brewster 1 point2 points ago

oh boy, the things that are going to spawn tomorrow just from the title of this post...

[–]80-m 1 point2 points ago

I swear this gets posted at least once a month

[–]LETTUCE-PREY 1 point2 points ago

Poohs on first?

[–]kristiana98 1 point2 points ago

I laughed so hard at this part in the movie. And the part (either a few minutes before or after this part) where they are trying to figure out how to get out of the hole and owl flies up out of the hole, gives a speech, and flies back down, and no one realized that he managed to get out of the hole.

[–]cattac 1 point2 points ago

[–]travbone 1 point2 points ago

FTFY - vintage pooh

[–]DontStepOnLegos 1 point2 points ago

Not gonna lie, I was expecting an old piece of crap...

[–]lansingbassist 1 point2 points ago

No way! It's only pseudo-pooh and gives me the sads :(

[–]oh_the_humidity 10 points11 points ago

Actually this film version was pretty sweet and did justice to the characters.

[–]lansingbassist 3 points4 points ago

Vintage pooh are the books. The true good pooh not this Disney crap

[–]VelocitySteve 24 points25 points ago

This Disney crap is pretty dang good. The series was great.

[–]boredandalone 1 point2 points ago

The disney stuff os amusing, the books were brilliant.

[–]masterdll7 1 point2 points ago

Vintage Pooh FIXED

[–]d4rkspike 1 point2 points ago

http://imgur.com/9J3gV

Im going to just put this right here. NSFW.

[–]astrozombie222 1 point2 points ago

Funny is the worst subreddit on planet Earth.

[–]rasta_lion 1 point2 points ago

pooh was high 24/7

[–]raznarukus 0 points1 point ago

Well besides all the haters and judges, this made me laugh.. Thanks.

[–]Senorhip 0 points1 point ago

straight troll face by pooh in that 7th frame

[–]pescador7 0 points1 point ago

Fun with words: Elegant and funny.

I like it.

[–]the_str 0 points1 point ago

just realized that winnie the pooh has the same characters as spongebob

[–]TheChance 5 points6 points ago

Just realized that Spongebob has the same characters as Winnie the Pooh

FTFY

[–]OrSomething 1 point2 points ago

Expand?

[–]trevorcop 0 points1 point ago

Does anybody know of a place online that I can buy and stream these?

[–]FrogDie 0 points1 point ago

This is really funny. Anybody have the youtube link?

[–]ROREO93 0 points1 point ago

*vintage post

[–]Panagoman 0 points1 point ago

Dat first panel.

[–]vsky 0 points1 point ago

Don't even care it's a repost, or whinnie the pooh. The cleverness of this always gets me.

[–]Nivius 0 points1 point ago

thats amazing

[–]DocEmmettBrown88 0 points1 point ago

"Pooh who?"

"Stop crying, it was only a joke." That was rabbit's comeback.

Sorry, I'll leave now.

[–]mrwhippy102 0 points1 point ago

Nostalgia attack! Saturday mornings, bacon, eggs and the poo!

[–]Tyranicide 0 points1 point ago

Even the title implies you already know this is old as time itself and has been posted here over a thousand times.

[–]ds8k 0 points1 point ago

I thoroughly enjoyed the Winnie the Pooh film and I'm not even a big fan. The movie was short, but I spent the whole film grinning from ear to ear.

[–]lansingbassist 0 points1 point ago

But tigger doesn't look right :( tigger should be all light orangey and and tiggerish

[–]PaulMcGannsShoes 0 points1 point ago

This movie was so awesome. Rabbit's face a few minutes later at Piglet's 'knot' tying skills is hilarious

[–]Shatenfreude 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting something else...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Ha, I watched this with my son today.

[–]Jetblast787 0 points1 point ago

Vintage trolling i would say

[–]jaycoh 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately this isn't truly vintage, otherwise the comment I'm currently posting would say something like "that's some ooollllldddd pooh". But you led me wrong, and for that: fuck you.

[–]Wishta 0 points1 point ago

thanks for the laugh

[–]Eh_oh 0 points1 point ago

Vintage repost

[–]nadiealkon 0 points1 point ago

I think this must be the most reposted image ever

[–]gamerx8 0 points1 point ago

This must be a repost because i saw this on Facebook weeks ago.