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[–]doesnotexist1000 24 points25 points ago

what does 6 y's mean?

op has six

[–]DeathToPennies 32 points33 points ago

6 y's means to look for this when you want to find me the next morning.

[–]MysticKirby 10 points11 points ago

At least his hat isn't pointing up

[–]sparton192 3 points4 points ago

It is... ಠ_ಠ At least he has his kidneys

[–]CannedBeef 1 point2 points ago

"I'm gay"

[–]ManInTheMirage 1 point2 points ago

Indicative of being twice as drunk.

[–]TNN 4 points5 points ago*

Here's where it came from: http://maleminded.tumblr.com/tagged/post

It's post #80

EDIT: The white posts are for females, the black for males, and both is for both genders.

[–]sugarfixkid 0 points1 point ago

Wow, this blog is terrible.

[–]Trp93 0 points1 point ago

Heyyy and heyyyy are very similar; a few mistakes have been made in my life :(

[–]cantthinkoffunnyname 93 points94 points ago

Now I feel ashamed for starting sober conversations with "heyyyyyyyy"

[–]OmegaArcadia 16 points17 points ago

It makes it sound like you're having a stroke.

Or you're the Fonz.

[–]Alethius 60 points61 points ago

Are all girls drunk, all the time? CONSPIRACY.

[–]yascha 22 points23 points ago

heyyyyy, that's not fair

[–]DJBJ 25 points26 points ago

Lets fuck.

[–]Tegamal 11 points12 points ago

Yes.

[–]plane0 0 points1 point ago

i hope so

[–]blladnar 22 points23 points ago

In case people don't know about this, you can actually set up your iPhone to do this.

Go to settings > General > Keyboard Scroll to the bottom. Add New Shortcut

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[–]RULESONEANDTWO 15 points16 points ago

PROTIP: This can also be done on Android and even a good chunk of older phones.

[–]mic4394 12 points13 points ago

For every one upvote of post karma, OP has taken 15 downvotes of comment karma. It's like watching Rome burn.

[–]scrambledbrain 6 points7 points ago

This is kind of fascinating... Why is it happening this way? OP isn't really saying anything particularly horrible...

[–]TZnerd[S] 8 points9 points ago

I try to be funny but I sound like a moron.

[–]TZnerd[S] -5 points-4 points ago

Makes me feel like crap.

[–]j222j 1 point2 points ago

don't worry too much about what some nerds think of your reddit comments

[–]turnlikeawheel 1 point2 points ago

Aw. I upvoted every one of your comments because I felt bad. Even the stupid ones.

[–]TZnerd[S] 3 points4 points ago

I appreciate it. I have -27 comment karma right now. EDIT: -31. Goddamnit.

[–]sithmaster0 0 points1 point ago

I added another one just to see how far it can go. For science, of course.

[–]Dapwell 14 points15 points ago

SO MUCH DELICIOUS JPEG!

[–]SweetNeo85 19 points20 points ago

[–]Bleedthebeat 6 points7 points ago

This phone's not really smart you just have a drinking problem and know how to make a shortcut.

[–]ImTheBestArooound 0 points1 point ago

What font is that? And how can I get it? Thanks

[–]forgotten_legacy 0 points1 point ago

You have to jailbreak your device, then you can download an app called Winterboard (may be a more improved app out now -- I've been out of the JB community for a while) from Cydia which will let you customize every little bit of your device.

[–]skaterape -1 points0 points ago

Jailbreak.

[–]ImTheBestArooound 0 points1 point ago

I know that, I mean what's the font called. And if it was byta font or what.

[–]Bleedthebeat 0 points1 point ago

yeah its byta font and the font is called devroye

[–]ImTheBestArooound 0 points1 point ago

Ok, thanks!

[–]Bleedthebeat 0 points1 point ago

You're welcome!

[–]Advenio4821 12 points13 points ago

Doesn't even include the apostrophe in "I'm," can't be that smart.

[–]AstheniaRocks -2 points-1 points ago

Human error is not cool in smart phone jokes. "Im" and no full stop at the end of the sentence, but a full stop after "Im drunk"? No.

[–]tgillespiee 1 point2 points ago

Sara has a long last name

[–]ethanthunder 1 point2 points ago

FALSE. With iOs5, you can set up shortcuts for when you enter a message, and it will make it another.

[–]SakeBomberman 3 points4 points ago

Whenever people say heyyyyy, all i can think of is the most flamboyantly gay dude

[–]Chaster321 17 points18 points ago

What does a gay horse eat? Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[–]TrippyVersion 0 points1 point ago

Can this be done in Android?

[–]Shaded21 0 points1 point ago

How are you supposed to remember how many "y's" you have to type?

[–]thereal_mytwocents 0 points1 point ago

Yea, I tried it.

[–]lalondtm 0 points1 point ago

Oh, you figured out how to edit your auto corrects. Good for you

[–]flyingbacon -4 points-3 points ago

the repost is strong in this one