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[–]mjc1027 45 points46 points ago

Few years back I went to my parents house to pick up something, my mother knew I was coming...dad did not...never usually locked their door until night time, so I just opened the door and walked in. Dad had a nice site up showing anal sex, look on his face I will never forget.

Should have bribed him.

[–]ch2008 43 points44 points ago

Blackmailed, but yeah..l that's pretty fucked up...

[–]canadafuckyeah 30 points31 points ago

No... bribed him to do dirty, dirty things.

[–]fordsf 8 points9 points ago

Upvote for your name. Canada is a strange place. But some day, maybe we will convince you that real bacon comes from the other side of the pig.

[–]canadafuckyeah 7 points8 points ago

It's funny I actually prefer bacon over Canadian bacon, and I think most Canadians would too.

[–]fordsf 1 point2 points ago

Good for you. See the back of my automobile (co-workers did this, but I love them for that particular act of graffiti):

http://imgur.com/EI6if

(It can be cleaned off, but I haven't done that, because I really do love bacon. My next car is going to have to have something like that on it.)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Maple Bacon is the way to go man.

[–]DRINKSPISSFORMONEY[S] 41 points42 points ago

Story: We were having dinner at my grandparents house. After the dinner, when I was leaving, I went to my grandpa to say goodbye. He was in his working room on the computer. First thing I see, due to him blocking most of the screen, were the brazzers logo. I got stunned and forced a laughter, then I said goodbye and left the house. The thing is when I saw the clip I recognized it. I don't know which thing is the worst, me recognizing the clip or him watching it.

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[–]DRINKSPISSFORMONEY[S] 0 points1 point ago

It was the clip when a pornstar is parachuting with another dude.

[–]telepathyLP 0 points1 point ago

pills? or dropping from an aircraft

[–]DRINKSPISSFORMONEY[S] 0 points1 point ago

from an aircraft dude

[–]bay_wolf 24 points25 points ago

Better then my grandpa having a folder full of porn pictures he printed off of the internet which I found on his desk.

[–]sartrecasm 38 points39 points ago

It's funny because analog.

[–]aguacate 9 points10 points ago

Love that old timey feel.

[–]Waffles81 6 points7 points ago

When i was around 14 (16 years ago) i found this file on my grandpa's pc named "lady" i opened it, and it was a super-pixelated, drawn, black & white picture of a naked sitting woman.

It was the first time i saw nudity on a pc, and i felt kinda awkward because i didnt understand why he would have a pic like that.

Note: i did have a bunch of my dad's old playboys which i vigorously read from time to time, and felt no awkwardness about.

[–]betamos 3 points4 points ago

Have you told him that you drink piss for money? Could be a pretty lucurative business for you…

[–]spazmodic- 4 points5 points ago

[–]xboxer102 1 point2 points ago

I want to know which clip

[–]SakeBomberman 30 points31 points ago

It would of been worse if you walked in on him cock in hand in the middle of full jerk mode and he couldnt stop so he just blasted all over you

[–]modinci 46 points47 points ago

yes, that would be worse.

[–]spazmodic- 2 points3 points ago

right after you realize that those balls look extremely familiar

[–]hotstickywaffle 0 points1 point ago

did you just watch Grandma's Boy? Because so did I...

[–]lowerletters 10 points11 points ago

[–]JosephStylin 9 points10 points ago

2 years ago I was in a A+ certification computer class. My grandfather's computer got a virus, and he gave it to me to fix it. Lo and behold, as we are cleaning his hard drive, we, and emphasis on WE, notice that the cleaner we are using is going through his internet history. Needless to say, there were multiple words in there that made me uncomfortable. Also, all of my close friends now know that my grandfather watches a lot of porn.

[–]RedAppIe 0 points1 point ago

Well I have a neighbour that has a 17 year old daughter. She gave me the laptop to clean it up and such. I found this folder on the Desktop, webcam pics of her naked daughter. Not a grandpa story, but I can relate to your ,,I was repairing someones laptop" story :)

[–]TehMegaWiz 0 points1 point ago

Did you keep them.

[–]RedAppIe 0 points1 point ago

I didn't delete them, but I didn't take them either. I ain't no perv lol :)

[–]RajMahal77 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for A+ certification computer class. Now we know you're a techie and therefore worthy of our prestige on Reddit. Welcome home brother/sister :-)

[–]theBeefyRhino 3 points4 points ago

That's the first cert they made me take when I started in IT. I still run into non-certified techs who haven't picked up on some of the things they taught in that course. I'd say it was a worthy time investment.

[–]red_wolf757 15 points16 points ago

I love this gif..

[–]jxrst9 1 point2 points ago

what episode is this gif from?

[–]Scoogs 0 points1 point ago

Season 5, episode 16 - Homer Loves Flanders.. Great episode.

[–]jxrst9 0 points1 point ago

Thanks.

[–]Chaster321 1 point2 points ago

Me too.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

The funny thing is, we're always so grossed out about this when in truth we watch porn ourselves and may soon be mothers or fathers then possibly grandfathers and grandmothers and we won't stop watching because we're getting old and our kids will walk in on us and be grossed out then run upstairs and fap to brazzers themselves and the cycle continues.

[–]scolin 10 points11 points ago

[–]Kkbow38 2 points3 points ago

It's worse when you realize it's the same clip you capped to earlier...

[–]dangerflakes 8 points9 points ago

Capped? Is this some new lingo? Dammit, I just realized I'm too old to get what the kids are saying these days.

[–]Kankikr 0 points1 point ago

Awesome! At an age I am feeling rapidly older, it is nice to know I am still young enough to stay up with these kids. Thank you, you old bastard. :) <3

[–]TheDroopy 3 points4 points ago

He should know better than to watch Brazzers clips. They're all 2 minutes long and end before the good bits.

[–]xcoasterx 2 points3 points ago

I would've asked him for the password.

[–]maxdisk9 2 points3 points ago

whoa nelly there's naked ladies on the computor now???

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Please share the title of the video. My new goal is to fap to it.

[–]luxury_yacht 1 point2 points ago

Which episode is this from? I must know.

[–]wheest 1 point2 points ago

Which clip was it?

I'd really like to know. I have to know if I'm jerkin' with gramps or not.

[–]DRINKSPISSFORMONEY[S] 0 points1 point ago

The one with a pornstar parachuting with another guy

[–]h989 0 points1 point ago

Silently and yet so swiftly.

[–]ANAL_TORTURE_FIST 0 points1 point ago

Don't be hard on him...You'll be an old man too someday and the same dirty thoughts and desires will occasionally go through your head.

[–]jmeadicicco 4 points5 points ago

Says ANAL_TORTURE_FIST

[–]epicitous1 0 points1 point ago

Are you crawling back into the bushes to watch?

[–]andymorphic 0 points1 point ago

people do not change as they age

[–]Yuppers16 0 points1 point ago

I do this on a daily basis.

[–]LupoAS 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the creep on the left is chasing the crier on the right.

[–]lappdogg 0 points1 point ago

I got $5, you know what to do...

[–]w24x192 0 points1 point ago

I fully expected to see the Denzel pic from Training Day when I clicked on the link...oh well, I guess you're just not that close with ol' gramps.

[–]cody0r 0 points1 point ago

How would you know that it was specifically a Brazzers clip? You either 1. Watch so much porn you easily recognized the clip 2. Spent way too much time watching Peepaw watch his porno

[–]veryyberry 0 points1 point ago

"No wait! I was only trying to see if it still worked"

[–]NorthernSpirit 0 points1 point ago

SCORE! Got the 900th upvote! :D

[–]Servious 0 points1 point ago

Has he caught you drinking piss yet?

[–]DRINKSPISSFORMONEY[S] 0 points1 point ago

no, he has not

[–]PulpUsername 0 points1 point ago

Your handle humors and sickens me. Well done.