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Get this gun off me! (imgur.com)

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[–]burimal 153 points154 points ago

Man, the Euphoria engine was by far the best thing in GTAIV. I loved doing dumb little things to test it out like nudging people towards stairs and giggling madly when watching the physics take over.

[–]ddan36 69 points70 points ago

Stupid Drunken Balancing

[–]GiPes 15 points16 points ago

Worst acting ever

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[–]GiPes 0 points1 point ago

I am sorry but I cannot understand his words.

[–]jtryti 7 points8 points ago

made my day :)

[–]groglisterine 3 points4 points ago

Ben buja, JANSTUU and Gmod Idiot Box are all PRICELESS machinimatic comedy

[–]Xenxe 59 points60 points ago

I fell off a building once and when I hit the ground my gun went off and shot me in the face :/

[–]gwaddict 58 points59 points ago

I saw a guy drop a shotgun when he died and when the shotgun hit the ground it misfired and killed a cop. I laughed until I cried.

[–]SirDouchebagelton 36 points37 points ago

I actually saw something like that, but the other way around. Niko kills cop, cop's gun drops, gun shoots, Niko dies

[–]ZeMilkman 11 points12 points ago

That happened way too often.

[–]iRideDragons 8 points9 points ago

That happened in a Halo Matchmaking game I saw. Dude one has sniper rifle, dude two has DMR. Dude two laying rounds into dude one, dude one jumps, dies mid-jump and goes up a bit extra. The sniper rifle hits the ground, goes off, and headshots dude two.

[–]Lluuiiggii 8 points9 points ago

duuuude

[–]notcoolbrooo 2 points3 points ago

I would always accidentally shoot the grenades when an enemy died and kill myself...

I was not a good halo player.

[–]pm1902 2 points3 points ago

Link to video of that

[–]Saint-Peer 16 points17 points ago

In Red Dead Redemption, I like to turn on the invincibility cheat, rack up a large bounty, then turn on the drunk cheat. Get shot and watch the bullets smack my body back and forth.

[–]TorgoTheWhite 15 points16 points ago

RDR has cheats!?

[–]Saint-Peer 8 points9 points ago

Yessir! Cheat codes!

[–]TorgoTheWhite 5 points6 points ago

Well hot damn. I already got 100%, but there is always a new reason to play more!

[–]coaltown 9 points10 points ago

I would always park a car next to a gas station and throw a grenade, if you did it right Nico would go flying into the water and survive. One time I landed on one of those ship things and lived.

[–]MarvRiegel 44 points45 points ago

Best thing is when you shoot a gun out of someones hand and it fires a shot :D Or when you are low on live and then a officer drops his gun after you killed him and the gun dropped so hard that it fires :D

[–]AlienGrill 28 points29 points ago

There was a series on Youtube called "GTA IV Madness" which was basically Euphoria engine porn. I remember in one, after a standoff with the police, they kill Niko, his RPG drops, and it fires into the crowd of policeman.

Kaboom.

[–]MikoKoko 20 points21 points ago

Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LSJwdcpy5c

[–]watershot 3 points4 points ago

Watch in high quality!

[–]Durp676 2 points3 points ago

MGS4 and GTAIV in the same place? This has to be the most "2008" video ever.

[–]digitaljeff51 3 points4 points ago*

Its beautiful.

[–]JSUNECRO 0 points1 point ago

EXPLOSION!!!! MICHAEL BAY!!!

[–]Sir_Walken 4 points5 points ago

Here to be exact

[–]Ragingwithinsanewolf 2 points3 points ago

That is the only part that I can't play on my phone. 1/8, 2-8/8 all work, just not that one

[–]cpnHindsight 2 points3 points ago

Euphoria...Porn.

Sounds about right.

[–]super1701 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgmp9QI6idQ&feature=channel&list=UL 1:11 in video

[–]somerandomguy02 0 points1 point ago

Real guns don't do that. Only the old, old ones will still do that. Modern guns have a striker/hammer block that is only removed once the trigger is pulled so the striker/hammer literally cannot strike the primer during a drop.

[–]sungodra_ 7 points8 points ago

My mate and I would often joke about how hilariously drunk the pedestrians would look when you'd give them a little shove with your car.

[–]Psythik 3 points4 points ago

Hated how dumb and predictable the cops were, though. Literally every single one behaved exactly the same. You couldn't even have a proper high-speed chase with them because they were so frustratingly stupid.

The damage models of vehicles were predictable as well. Why can't a single game replicate Burnout's amazing crash physics?

[–]zwaldowski -2 points-1 points ago

Playing GTA4 on a console for a few minutes (the fact that there are no fucking cars, anywhere) makes it obvious. The Euphoria engine is doing so much work to keep your ass on the ground that vehicle deformation would probably just be too much.

[–]VCavallo 3 points4 points ago

It's practically the reason I play the game. I am so annoyed that all games don't use it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

So do you need to have mods and be on pc to do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrg1NoUX6Dc?

[–]TonyBanner 269 points270 points ago

He's obviously just trying to shoot the fire off of him. It's the first thing I do whenever I am on fire.

[–]jacobbsny10 67 points68 points ago

Looks like it worked, too.

[–]melokku 24 points25 points ago

The GIF made me laugh. This comment made pee on my pants

[–]LewisTheScot 47 points48 points ago

So you took off your pants and peed on them?

[–]Dirtyrobotic 25 points26 points ago

He peed on his pants to put out the fire caused by firing an automatic rifle in response to acting out the gif

[–]I_Found_Four_Oh_Four 10 points11 points ago

[citation needed]

[–]SweetNeo85 5 points6 points ago

[PROOF]

[–]Paultimate79 0 points1 point ago

Each one of you have earned +1 internet from me.

[–]SkorpionKlobb 2 points3 points ago

Oh god I laughed so hard at all of the gif and comments that my mom came down stairs and asked if I was masturbating.

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

o_O

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[–]TheDudeaBides96 1 point2 points ago

No.

[–]fancy_dave 48 points49 points ago

I love the euphoria engine

[–]heylookoverthere 41 points42 points ago

EUPHORIA SHUT THE FUCK UP I KNOW THAT WAS YOU I AIN'T EVEN GOTTA LOOK I SHOULD SEND YOUR ASS BACK TO CRENSHAW PETE WITH HIS HOT ASS COAT HANGERS BITCH, WOULD YOU LIKE THAT

[–]KCintheOC 14 points15 points ago

Only some jive turkeys would downvote a comment like this.

[–]drdro123 21 points22 points ago

Relevant Black Dynamite

[–]fancy_dave 5 points6 points ago

DYNAMITE, DYNAMITE

[–]NegimaSonic 26 points27 points ago

And he still remembered to stop, drop, and roll.

[–]vicwolfe 51 points52 points ago

Ay. Here we got a wild M4 carbine. I'll try to get close, mate. Stay back.

Crikey! It's a wild one! Crikey! Uh ummmh ergh

Erh. What a beaute'! What a beaute' she is.

[–]prontopup2005 28 points29 points ago

I miss steve now :(

[–]LloydBentsen 19 points20 points ago

He brought a ray of sunshine to all of our hearts.

[–]Gman1012 2 points3 points ago

His death really stings.

[–]prontopup2005 -2 points-1 points ago

I say we plan a stingray hunt now

[–]Jeremy252 2 points3 points ago

I miss Steve always :(

[–]dood23 18 points19 points ago

Loved Euphoria. Occasionally you would get some totally buggy but hilarious things like this one that happened to me when I played GTA4 like an addiction:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mySWazZht5c

[–]frissonFry 0 points1 point ago

Reminds of that scene in the movie Interview with the Vampire where the vampires get torched.

[–]JereHakala 14 points15 points ago*

This is why trigger discipline is important.

So many people die because of accidentally shooting themselves with a M4 while on fire.

But really, if you ever handle gun remember this

[–]Dr_aw3som3 12 points13 points ago

Now do it with a RPG!

[–]ShaunRW91 13 points14 points ago

On the first day this game came out, nearly the whole day was wasted just playing with the physics.

[–]murfi 11 points12 points ago

whole day? i still start the game these days just to play with the physics.

[–]ShaunRW91 7 points8 points ago*

No not the whole day, but most of it.

Edit: i played with this program while waiting for gtaiv to release.

You can play around with the physics engine using this program: http://www.naturalmotion.com/endorphinLE

Here's a video of what it can do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0yvs6RJVVY

[–]MiniMacker 2 points3 points ago

I spent hours pushing down people from stairs and watching the cops use their hilarious (but impressive) pathfinding to get to me when I stand somewhere.

[–]rwbombc 24 points25 points ago

He's just trying to protect it from the fire.

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 189 points190 points ago

http://imgur.com/k8eM7

[–]MooshPie 5 points6 points ago

Do you do children's illustrations? I would like to see a not-so-kids books with your paintings in them.

[–]drury 4 points5 points ago

The gun is nice, though!

[–]Toof 5 points6 points ago

That's an expulsion if the principal sees that he painted that.

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[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 16 points17 points ago

Something something he should be more shitty something something

[–]jxcream 8 points9 points ago

tommy vercetti never had to put up with this shit

[–]sekoku 9 points10 points ago

Yeah, but Tommy couldn't swim. So he couldn't stop drop and roll into the ocean. :(

[–]fisherfan37 12 points13 points ago

When Guns Attack!

[–]s4ntana 5 points6 points ago

I think he's having sex with the gun

[–]sekoku 1 point2 points ago

He's obviously hitting the guns G-spot. Look at it firing those bullets off willy-nilly.

[–]SANDEMAN 2 points3 points ago

talk about friendly fire

[–]GiPes 2 points3 points ago

After Going out with Roman and bringing him home, I parked near a wall, and the passenger's seat door was blocked.

Roman: "Thank you, cousin we should do it again"

Roman punches Niko and forces him out the car

Roman: "YOU SON OF A BITCH, TAKE THIS!" Then Roman gets out the car like nothing happened.

The most hilarious moment I had in gaming history...

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

Steal car with passenger. park with passenger door opening over cliffside. Fun ensues.

[–]Szarkan- 1 point2 points ago

first the gun set him on fire

then tries to kill him with bullets?

FUCK THAT GUN

[–]crave_mcsteak 1 point2 points ago

I keep coming back to this thread and watching the gif over and over

[–]plutPWNium 1 point2 points ago

He shot himself in the throat like 3 times.

[–]orzof 1 point2 points ago

Was he trying to shoot the fire out? Cause it looks like it worked.

[–]punchki 0 points1 point ago

Lol right at the end is a case of SURPRISE BUTTSEX from waht looks like a dog >.<

[–]Zebezd 2 points3 points ago

...I believe that's his shoe.

[–]Vimaser 0 points1 point ago

Gunnit would say Niko has poor trigger discipline.

[–]NastNork 0 points1 point ago

It's all about going on Red dead redemption. Just so I can get drunk and attempt to walk up stairs.

[–]55555 0 points1 point ago

I want to see GTA done with the frostbite engine.

[–]jaysire 0 points1 point ago

That looks dangerous...

[–]Pandorasbox64 0 points1 point ago

It looks like when he hits the ground, he tries his best to stay on top of it to get control. This made me laugh :)

[–]whatsuppunk 0 points1 point ago

Mico my caasin is here!

[–]Jrodkin 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else read that in Slippy's voice?

[–]codyonthebass 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't help but read the title in Slippy's voice.

"Fox, get this gun off me!"

[–]ThatGuyRememberMe 0 points1 point ago

Upvotes for Grand Theft Auto.

[–]SgtWiggles 0 points1 point ago

I hated the Euphoria engine at first (Especially when you get bumped, by a car, and end up crab walking halfway across the street to your death).

But then stuff like this started happening and i loved it

[–]takeme2infinity 0 points1 point ago

Nikoooo let's go bowling

[–]T3XASGN4R 0 points1 point ago

Super funny.

[–]drassher 0 points1 point ago

I'm using a trainer to do this , ITS SO FUN WITH THE RPG !!

[–]EnvyUK 0 points1 point ago

... Slippy?

[–]d0m1n4t0r -1 points0 points ago

that was a quick repost

[–]MarkusRP -1 points0 points ago

Lol silly gun stop shooting the fire

[–]The_black_Community -1 points0 points ago

I laughed quietly to myself.

[–]meoxu7 -1 points0 points ago

shame the game is rubbish

[–]TheNormalSun -1 points0 points ago

I'm getting this game ! Yay :D

Really one of the few games i actually bought , besides HL 1&2 + Episodes, Portal ,

TF2(back when it cost money as part of the Orange Box) ,CoD 1&2&4 , Bf1942+Addons, Bf3+B2K, Max Payne 2, Gothic 3 Fallout 1 ,

Duke Nukem 3D, Warcraft 3 , HIB3&4 , Audiosurf, Atom Zombie Smasher, GMod ...

[–]oMpls -5 points-4 points ago

Speaking of cars on fire, I witnessed some dudes car in flames last night! According to the dude who witnessed it from the beginning, It was also arson.

Edit: Shitty picture quality

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