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[–]ROYAL_CHAIR_FORCE 19 points20 points ago

[–]eastonwest1313 39 points40 points ago

thats not my dad, thats a phone!

[–]ang21 22 points23 points ago

I'm not a part of your system, maaaaaan!!!

[–]notcre8ive[S] 15 points16 points ago

man what i look like a charity case?

[–]monster01020 15 points16 points ago

I'm an adult!

[–]sophisting 12 points13 points ago

You can't buy me, hot dog man!

[–]SenselessNoise 2 points3 points ago

Nobody wants your autograph! PHONY!

[–]Dapwell 3 points4 points ago

I expected this thread.

[–]MetaJesus 8 points9 points ago

Welcome to the real world, jackass

[–]SnipersASpai 2 points3 points ago

I'm not gonna let you poison me!

[–]eastonwest1313 0 points1 point ago

I'm an adullllt!!

[–]prshown 1 point2 points ago

What, you think i'm stupid? duh!

[–]mrMishler 5 points6 points ago

MY DAD'S NOT A PHONE!

[–]jpthehp 0 points1 point ago

DUH

[–]BlueThundah 19 points20 points ago

[–]MainlandX 3 points4 points ago

What is that blue blob that pops up after it hits the ground?

[–]average_fan 1 point2 points ago

Candle holder that was on top before maybe

[–]Malcar 0 points1 point ago

It looks like a foil wrapped Easter egg to me, but I doubt that would be it, so I am left wondering as well.

[–]usagicanada 2 points3 points ago

came here to see it in slow motion, leaving satisfied.

[–]The_Classy_Pirate 0 points1 point ago

I was about to post the same thing, glad I came across you posting it.

[–]VideoJugs 0 points1 point ago

was hoping someone would post this version

[–]krawm 9 points10 points ago

i will now forever think of that song on this day, thank you.

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[–]notcre8ive[S] 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad that I could make you a healthier person ;)

[–]Pretty_Odd1111 2 points3 points ago

i giggled, upvote!

[–]packonpack321 2 points3 points ago

best earth day post i've seen on the interwebzz.

[–]SirFadakar 2 points3 points ago

Easily my favorite SNL short, I loved it so much I made a wallpaper for it. :p

[–]JohnAbruzzi 1 point2 points ago

The timing on that GIF is perfect; I stared at it for way to long.

[–]iXRazor 1 point2 points ago

It's my birthday today :'(

[–]Sharzona 1 point2 points ago

What do you want me to do with that eat it?!?!

[–]EdWreck 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to the real world, jackass!

[–]glowiestars 1 point2 points ago

I spent a solid five minutes watching this and laughing... Have an upvote!

[–]imonfirex727 1 point2 points ago

Cannot. Upvote. Hard enough. I seriously lol'd.

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[–]notcre8ive[S] 0 points1 point ago

yay your name's cool ha

[–]VixenPie 3 points4 points ago

earth day is a legitimate thing? i thought south park made it up. silly america.

[–]cdmike70 0 points1 point ago

My butthole was on fyah!

[–]ThePomelo 0 points1 point ago

welcome to the real world!

[–]Janake 0 points1 point ago

Pretty ironic that this post is about "Earth Day" and the gif is of a cake hitting cement.

[–]notcre8ive[S] -1 points0 points ago

..that's the point

[–]TrindadeDisciple 0 points1 point ago

So we can know if someone is "older than dirt."

[–]facecardz 0 points1 point ago

Happy bearthday

[–]HEHEUHEHAHEAHUEH 0 points1 point ago

They sure smashed a lot of cakes on the ground.

[–]Yuppers16 0 points1 point ago

Good song...

Good cake...

[–]peoplesmushroom 0 points1 point ago

can anyone else see an eye when the cake hits the ground?

[–]zombiewafflezz 0 points1 point ago

whoa, whoa that's a waste of a cake now, but if you want to give it to me it actually is my legitimate birthday today

[–]pfkninenines 0 points1 point ago

Happy Birthday! Here's a present. Please don't throw it on the ground..

[–]zombiewafflezz 0 points1 point ago

but... it's already o n the ground. and thank you :D

[–]thecakeizalie -1 points0 points ago

i laughed way too hard