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[–]katlaish 2 points3 points ago

Do you know if she's pregnant?

[–]garrett_fritz 2 points3 points ago

I mean, that REALLY got out of hand quickly.

[–]jl123 0 points1 point ago

*dated

[–]anewton08[S] 2 points3 points ago

When I realized I made a typo in my title. :(

[–]moresecksi37 0 points1 point ago

You sound quite bitter.

[–]12_GAUGE_ANUS 0 points1 point ago

Maybe your ex wasn't gay after all...

[–]StachTBO 0 points1 point ago

Well im single....

[–]JDL04 0 points1 point ago

This just happened to me. I am the one who ended it so no feelings for the guy. But it's like come on!? You really think its gunna last if you have only been together for two months? Lol

[–]JDL04 0 points1 point ago

It's kinda funny to watch

[–]B_Underscore 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh way harder than it should of!

[–]c0rn0 0 points1 point ago

Ha. EXACT same thing happened with my ex-gf. She's been engaged for 5 years now, and she just had a baby. Still no wedding.