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[–]man_gomer_lot 31 points32 points ago

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It's a good thing you put the punchline in the title. I would have spit my drink all over the computer.

[–]slimeham 10 points11 points ago

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Agreed. OP, you gave the joke away before anyone saw the comic.

[–]jahpro 2 points3 points ago

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I spilt my drink anyways.

[–]Womec 2 points3 points ago

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This is the best use of this comic I've seen.

[–]MrMoustachio 7 points8 points ago

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Ah, stare dad. A meme so shitty even adviceanimals won't accept it.

[–]A_Cylon_Raider 14 points15 points ago

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In my opinion, this is a better version.

[–]Valdair 7 points8 points ago

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Comic Sans on Reddit... brave, brave man...

[–]EzanaG 1 point2 points ago

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Comic Sans from Memebase. The definition of bravery.

[–]madmat121 2 points3 points ago

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SO BRAVE

[–]deejmac 0 points1 point ago

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It's not as bad if it's actually in a comic imo

[–]GrokLobster 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite just goes to show we've done this joke to death.

[–]jg521336 12 points13 points ago

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Your repost are bad, and you should feel bad!

[–]PickleB 5 points6 points ago

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For real. This was super funny, and I remember peeing my pants over it months ago... If only I were a goldfish, and every three seconds the world of reddit was new.

[–]NDRB -2 points-1 points ago

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Well I have never seen this, so I'm thrilled he posted it. Personally I hope that in a month or 2 someone else posts it again. It was amazing.

[–]Intoxicated_Imp -5 points-4 points ago

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Your grammar is bad and you should feel bad!

[–]Valdair 8 points9 points ago

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[–]gamer25 0 points1 point ago

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Knew it was a repost, upvoted because it is still funny.

[–]Womec 1 point2 points ago

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Look someone complaining about a repost on the internet.

[–]Valdair -1 points0 points ago

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Welcome to Reddit ಠ_ಠ

[–]Fiaxhs 1 point2 points ago

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Can someone please explain ? I don't get it. -_-

[–]Oryos 1 point2 points ago

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Same here, help please.

[–]IamAlastair 0 points1 point ago

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Oh to be young again.

[–]Kohbl 1 point2 points ago

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Carbon dated this to the start of the internet.

[–]MarinP 1 point2 points ago

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Get with the program son, it's all about the potassium-argon dating now, carbon dating is soo 2011

[–]jew_jitsu 1 point2 points ago

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I came to this repostrepostrepostrepostrepost expecting it to be a reference to this very old stare dad meme.

But no, Reddit is running out of things to show me.

[–]jazzyfrazzy 1 point2 points ago

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Sweet, who likes originality when you can get karma for someone else's original? Genius.

[–]Iknifecuzimgay 0 points1 point ago

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This is like the top meme on quickmeme. How could you think it wouldn't be a repost?

[–]Nelo112 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it

[–]Richie_16 0 points1 point ago

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Read it in Ron Swanson's voice

[–]asleeplessmalice 0 points1 point ago

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I miss this meme.

[–]sonic4031 0 points1 point ago

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[–]skidoorider21 0 points1 point ago

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it took me about 5 seconds after swiped back and then it hit me with laughter.

[–]xBonnyx -2 points-1 points ago

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I giggled like a mofo

[–]CaptainKirk0000 -1 points0 points ago

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Anyone else notice a striking resemblance between Wednesday Adams and Dwight Schrute?

[–]falae -3 points-2 points ago

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best thing i've seen in a very long time on reddit

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Hella old repost. I think I may start searching imgur for already posted material. It seems like the only way to get karma around here.