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[–]calamormine 156 points157 points ago*

[–]Blainer2013 25 points26 points ago

[–]jezza24 8 points9 points ago

Clap.gif

[–]clawdeeuhh 16 points17 points ago

Gonorrhea?

[–]Pride_Of_Scotland 5 points6 points ago

i like the cut of your jib

[–]twasbrilligand 8 points9 points ago

One of my new favorite .gifs. You are a god among men.

[–]calamormine 6 points7 points ago

Thank you! It took me a few minutes to get the "blur" effect just right... I'm not very good at animated gifs, but this was the first thing I thought of when I saw the dog's face.

[–]dcwj 1 point2 points ago

I love it.

[–]dog_in_the_vent 0 points1 point ago

To the top with you, good sir.

[–]Mybackwardswalk 204 points205 points ago

ahh the birth of a meme, and i'm witnessing it. I feel special.

[–]Blizik 37 points38 points ago

It's such a wonderful feeling, isn't it?

Just wait a week or so, you'll also get to see the death of it!

[–]brettyh 7 points8 points ago

A week is just being generous.

[–]heavymetalpancakes 22 points23 points ago

[–]thegivenday 2 points3 points ago

[–]LeBacon 12 points13 points ago*

[–]KMFDM781 0 points1 point ago

[–]pixartist 11 points12 points ago

[–]LeBacon 0 points1 point ago

haha... awesome...

[–]FulminatedMercury 2 points3 points ago

(づ◕‿◕。)づ

[–]POTATO_ANAL_ETC 5 points6 points ago

And now we just wait for someone witty enough to caption it, and when that's done we can pack up and leave.

[–]lostrock 6 points7 points ago

[–]4everadrone 3 points4 points ago

This gif, and the point that reddit beats jokes into the ground is a pretty dead fucking horse itself

[–]4011isbananas 2 points3 points ago

Yo dawg I heard you like dead horses so I bbbbBBBBBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

[–]dog_in_the_vent 7 points8 points ago

We already have a potato-in-the-anus account.

Run. Run away, and never return.

[–]POTATO_ANAL_ETC 2 points3 points ago

I was hoping people would see the ETC and realize it was cheap satire.

[–]SpoonyJank 4 points5 points ago

You had me at "POTATO"

[–]raisin_bran_in 2 points3 points ago

Frightened rabbit is a great band.

[–]darktmplr -1 points0 points ago

I call it: Horrified Hound.

[–]ERTW82 12 points13 points ago

the best one I've seen yet is Befuddled Boxer

[–]theJiveMaster 1 point2 points ago

Too late guys seems like it's gonna be Baffled Boxer. Works for me.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]must_pet_kitteh_asap 59 points60 points ago

[–]Rustiest_Venture 7 points8 points ago

This deserves more love.

[–]KnotStoopid 35 points36 points ago

[–]jbick89 4 points5 points ago

what movie is that?

[–]Norma5tacy 14 points15 points ago

[–]xizorkatarn 4 points5 points ago

[–]whatkindofasshole 2 points3 points ago

Insidious

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 1 point2 points ago

nope

[–]arcanition 44 points45 points ago

[–]OMGapotato 11 points12 points ago

Strong crop is strong.

[–]Intolerance 8 points9 points ago

This may be the least amount of effort i have ever seen in a photoshop

[–]KMFDM781 7 points8 points ago

You spelled Microsoft Paint wrong.

[–]EraEric 22 points23 points ago

[–]MickiFreeIsNotAGirl 1 point2 points ago

The plot thickens...

[–]olvegg 4 points5 points ago

Yes, finally !!! Thank you. Now please someone, shop them aside !

[–]Spimyjamz 19 points20 points ago

[–]jezza24 0 points1 point ago

YES!

[–]whatkindofasshole 25 points26 points ago

And this.

[–]superfusion1 0 points1 point ago

to the top!

[–]jezza24 4 points5 points ago

[–]upvotegordy 35 points36 points ago

Dafuq is this?! Dafuq is that?!

[–]Temporarily__Alone 190 points191 points ago

[–]Doctor_Who_Gifs 35 points36 points ago

[–]jsellout 12 points13 points ago

Easily the most annoying woman on the planet.

[–]Ragelova123 5 points6 points ago

you've earned your name.

[–]Doctor_Who_Gifs 21 points22 points ago

Who me?

Awww, shucks.

[–]forty_three 0 points1 point ago

Friended. Just to see more of you.

[–]upvotegordy 10 points11 points ago

OH MY GOD YES!!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why, but it always bugs me when an image is mirrored (if I've seen the original of course). It just doesn't look right.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

Oh God stop it. Stop it now.

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 1 point2 points ago

what about shaquille oneal?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

fuck yo couchhcuoch oy kcuf

[–]Kickendekok 2 points3 points ago

Buy a new couch!

[–]MickiFreeIsNotAGirl 2 points3 points ago

I never just did things just to do them I mean what am I gunna do just all of a sudden just jump up and grind my feet in somebody's couch, like-like it's somethin to do, I mean cmon, I got a little more sense than that...
Yeah I remember grinding my feet in Eddie's couch.

[–]Kickendekok 2 points3 points ago

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

What?

[–]ICantSeeIt 2 points3 points ago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Oh. Thank you. And that was awesome. Haha

[–]Gooberpatrol66 2 points3 points ago

That's because it's like, backwards, 'n stuff.

[–]Perryn 30 points31 points ago

[–]wilc8650 -5 points-4 points ago

How is this not getting more upvotes?!

[–]Perryn 0 points1 point ago

Honestly I was just shocked nobody else thought of that guy before I did.

[–]abbott_costello 4 points5 points ago

What is this, 9gag?

[–]haloimplant 17 points18 points ago

Peanut butter...there!?!

[–]fishead109 54 points55 points ago

I took it upon myself.

[–]RouseHouse1013 10 points11 points ago

Aaaaaand /thread.

[–]ballsandbutts 0 points1 point ago

Is that supposed to be a question?

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr -3 points-2 points ago

YOU RANG?

[–]skinker 59 points60 points ago

That's one hell of a "Not Bad" face.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

I think it's more of the Snape "dafuq?" meme.

[–]Pit_of_Death 2 points3 points ago

It looks like this dog is thinking "whhhuuuuuuuttt?"

[–]sawyer1929 12 points13 points ago

its like a not bad mixed with a shock face

[–]Red_Woody 15 points16 points ago

It's not bad?!

[–]ErichUberSonic 5 points6 points ago

IT KICKED IN. NOT BAD?!

[–]datdercrappyusername 2 points3 points ago

Not bad, AT ALL!

[–]emstuart 2 points3 points ago

I was thinking it was more of a "no shit" face

[–]ok_ill_shut_up 1 point2 points ago

I think it's more of a "well I'll be damned!" face.

[–]ProdigalSheep -2 points-1 points ago

[–]inm8num2 5 points6 points ago

AIN'T THAT SOME SHIT!

[–]freklz 12 points13 points ago

Oh, it belongs here alright.

[–]jet_tripleseven 47 points48 points ago

[–]khisk 3 points4 points ago

[–]Composingcomposure 13 points14 points ago

I see it more as a You did what? face

[–]hatertown 0 points1 point ago

Where's the punchline?

[–]VohnkarTheGreat 1 point2 points ago

Don't forget this guy!

[–]MissMaeDae 4 points5 points ago

[–]lpmoct 3 points4 points ago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

That's not a waffle

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 1 point2 points ago

oh god dammit here we go again with another dog meme...

[–]live_wire_ 1 point2 points ago

ROT RAD!

[–]dayonetactics 1 point2 points ago

[–]itwontdie 5 points6 points ago

This needs to be a rage face.

[–]Mr_Weiss 2 points3 points ago

His owner must have explained the neutering process to him.

[–]willanthony 3 points4 points ago

Did anyone think of dale from walking dead when they saw it?

[–]LeBacon 2 points3 points ago

[–]InfiniteChicken 4 points5 points ago

DAYUM!

[–]webby_mc_webberson 2 points3 points ago

You don't show dogs /r/spacedicks

[–]IxKilledxKenny 0 points1 point ago

Bad dog.

[–]jsellout 0 points1 point ago

NO! JUST SAY IT, DON'T LINK IT...AHHhhhhhh fuck.

[–]staaffy 1 point2 points ago

Bubbles dog?

[–]Goofyface 1 point2 points ago

And the vets do WHAT to your balls????!!!!!!!

[–]demon1255 1 point2 points ago

[–]WhyRedditorsLikeThis -1 points0 points ago

  • Cute animal

  • Funny facial expression

[–]kikenazz 8 points9 points ago

Redditor for one hour...... DENIED

[–]bobgiaco 15 points16 points ago

A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step.

[–]jet_tripleseven 0 points1 point ago

TO ADVICEANIMALS

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Not bad...

[–]leaf_on_the_wind3 0 points1 point ago

Mother of god...

[–]Bassmonster27 0 points1 point ago

SURPRISE! it didnt.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

rage comic!

[–]o0tenaciousC 0 points1 point ago

Not bad.

[–]dink1127 0 points1 point ago

Wow something was a huge shocker!!!

[–]Tinkco86 0 points1 point ago

If this dog was wearing a monocle, it would have fallen out.

[–]leMasterDebater 0 points1 point ago

Not bad

[–]ShorttStuff 0 points1 point ago

"The cat did WHAT to my water bowl?"

[–]Babydoll911 0 points1 point ago

"The fuck you say..."

[–]UberDeathTurtle 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Jim from The Office.

[–]LLCB 0 points1 point ago

I think we just found "Face Guy's" dog.

[–]scruffysnooky 0 points1 point ago

Madame! Cover your bosom!

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

Doggie version of "ya don't say?!"

[–]pseudocaveman 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for not being a stupid argument in a status thread.

[–]Daciex 0 points1 point ago

Penis goes where?

[–]BrittBillion 0 points1 point ago

YOU DON'T SAY?!?!

[–]figbar 0 points1 point ago

I aint even mad

[–]maxstolfe 0 points1 point ago

Not Bad Boxer meme

[–]stirls4382 0 points1 point ago

tears. running. down my face.

[–]the_sun_crow 0 points1 point ago

Clearly, this dog needs a top hat and a monocle.

[–]DubstepMeGusta 0 points1 point ago

Not bad

[–]McDingleberry 0 points1 point ago

Ugh... I'm going to have to look at this picture all week.

[–]RavenousNarwhal 0 points1 point ago

I hear Ron Burgundy, "well that really escalated quickly!" when I see this.

[–]evanlajoie 0 points1 point ago

So much win

[–]Copelandish 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of the face I made when I heard what CISPA could do.....

[–]Tilder 0 points1 point ago

epiphany pup?

[–]gamefreak76 0 points1 point ago

Not bad, not bad at all.

[–]BorisBC 0 points1 point ago

I know pronounce you 'Dafuq? Dog' may your reign as meme of the moment be as enjoyable as it will inevitably be short.

[–]Neurion 0 points1 point ago

Where will you be when your laxatives kick in?

[–]dog_in_the_vent 0 points1 point ago

My god... it's glorious...

[–]zebrastriped 0 points1 point ago

" not bad "

[–]pheonixblade9 0 points1 point ago

looks like I have a new cover photo

[–]gguy123 0 points1 point ago

Squirrel? Preposterous!

[–]Sowy 0 points1 point ago

Christopher Lloyd dog

[–]HappyFlaps 0 points1 point ago

There's balls under that peanut butter?!

[–]Scyntax 0 points1 point ago

Not bad..

[–]SoraDical 0 points1 point ago

HAIRBRUSH GOES WHERE?!

[–]kleptobismol 0 points1 point ago

This needs to be memed to death..

[–]Shalantas 0 points1 point ago

Lick the peanut butter off of what!?

[–]Syko22 0 points1 point ago

awww he thinks he's people

[–]Wazaam 0 points1 point ago

[–]g1bb0n 0 points1 point ago

PENIS GOES WHERE!?

[–]Scarydoll 0 points1 point ago

Wonder what he saw.

[–]the_troll_of_aus 0 points1 point ago

My meme sense is tingling.....

[–]ma394 0 points1 point ago

[–]OllieWilliams 0 points1 point ago

[–]John_Barleycorn 0 points1 point ago

"Found this in my news feed" has become the new "Saw this on Facebook, thought it deserved better."

[–]Joefastlegs 0 points1 point ago

[–]TheCosmicOsmo 0 points1 point ago

You found it in your news feed because it was posted on reddit yesterday

[–]xandan 0 points1 point ago

Not bad

[–]GuesAgn -1 points0 points ago

I think this face needs to replace the Nicholas Cage "You dont say!" meme. He is much better looking than Nicholas Cage anyway.

[–]gdmfr 0 points1 point ago

This ain't a "you don't say" face, it's more of a "holy fucking shit but I can't look away" face.

[–]rocketfin 0 points1 point ago

"NOT BAD!"

[–]Vallum 0 points1 point ago

lmfao..thats awesome!

[–]shrugalicious 0 points1 point ago

Meme name: Mother of God Dog?

[–]Untz234 0 points1 point ago

  1. Take photo found on facebook
  2. Turn into meme
  3. Complain about when people on facebook use it
  4. Kill Meme

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[–]penisinthepeanutbttr -1 points0 points ago

why is this downvoted......its better than all the others posted here.....granted its not good but its not the worst

[–]Ebx3x -1 points0 points ago

Oh shit he saw his bitch

[–]mcather611 -1 points0 points ago

I think it looks like a "you dont say?!" face

[–]Sabersong -1 points0 points ago

Bahahahahahahaha

[–]cameronfreelove -1 points0 points ago

This is definitely going to be used as a meme.

[–]TheOrangeIguana -1 points0 points ago

Oh, God, this is going to become another advice animal isn't it?

[–]sfled -2 points-1 points ago

Good day SIR!

[–]pisobarz -1 points0 points ago

sup dawg!

[–]punster_mc_punstein -1 points0 points ago

Oh you!

[–]Gooberpatrol66 -1 points0 points ago

What what!

[–]DitkasBigSausage -1 points0 points ago

Not bad.

[–]Zippyvinman -1 points0 points ago

Waiting for someone to turn this into a meme

[–]TerryArchi -1 points0 points ago

Squirrel!

[–]nolcat -1 points0 points ago

this will do nicely for my reaction image folder..

[–]tool_rulez -1 points0 points ago

Not bad.

[–]cloudfoot3000 -1 points0 points ago

saving this for later use.

[–]yankfade -1 points0 points ago

[–]Herpbivore -2 points-1 points ago

Sir, I think you have just created a new meme face.