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[–]MagnusTheGreat 1 point2 points ago

Space Marines attack!

[–]newingtonnew 0 points1 point ago

specifically, White Scars Attack! mostly because its a katana,

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

Almost all captains in all chapters have either a chainsword or a power sword and this is a warcry that the captains use when they are attacked.

[–]newingtonnew 0 points1 point ago

except the space wolves, their awesome.

[–]The_Lounge_Lizard 0 points1 point ago

My sweet dick, it's magic.

[–]mattdodd93 0 points1 point ago

Oh sweet baby Jesus where can I buy one of these???

[–]zaffors 1 point2 points ago

at you're local badass store

[–]zaffors 0 points1 point ago

its like the rippers bigger brother from fallout!

[–]seanrm 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else not see the explosion background until reading that phrase?

[–]stork101 0 points1 point ago

This shit made me laugh out load! Thanks whoever.

[–]Klavonsky 0 points1 point ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think the chain could go around a sharp point like that.

[–]DurrTheDragn[S] 4 points5 points ago

Correct me if I'm wrong. But it's a MOTHERFUCKING CHAINSAW KATANA, therefore your argument is invalid.

[–]mattdodd93 1 point2 points ago

Only one thing to do.. Anyone want to try to build this?? If so I'm in lol

[–]DurrTheDragn[S] 0 points1 point ago

Hell yes.

[–]kh9228 -1 points0 points ago

post, re

[–]DurrTheDragn[S] 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to the Internet kiddo.

[–]kh9228 0 points1 point ago

indeed my good sir. indeed.