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[–]charlieb1993 72 points73 points ago

be really funny if the guy next to him wasn't the owner, they just had sequential tickets

[–]WayneWorld 0 points1 point ago

[–]DecentOpinions 35 points36 points ago

Panda Express.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 257 points258 points ago

I hope there's an air marshal on the flight. As soon as he's done with his snack, pandas will pull out a gun, unload into the passengers, and parachute out the emergency exit next to him. If you remember one thing about the panda, make it this: eats, shoots and leaves.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 28 points29 points ago

My Grandpa told me that joke.

About once an hour, because he has a very bad memory.

[–]GeneralPanda 9 points10 points ago

[–]SirJellyrolls 10 points11 points ago

That panda is the air marshal...

[–]Warlaw 12 points13 points ago

They also make adorable drug mules.

[–]elservo 2 points3 points ago

Winner.

[–]AfraidOfPandas 0 points1 point ago

And that's why you can never trust a fucking panda.

[–]Nurfy 0 points1 point ago

Oh this is just very impressive.

[–]ShittyGrammarAdvice -1 points0 points ago

*passenger's

[–]NOTTedMosby -3 points-2 points ago

I like you.

[–]GrievousBodilyPanda -3 points-2 points ago

I concur with this statement.

[–]turchx -3 points-2 points ago

[–]bananaghost 10 points11 points ago

Whats Ray Romano doing in China?

[–]Tummy-stix 9 points10 points ago

Here's some more info on the Panda http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=50109 , apparently it's name is squee squee.

[–]Tummy-Stix1 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the relevant info!

[–]M00nduck[S] 65 points66 points ago

Black, white and Asian. Least racist bear there is

[–]saywee123 2 points3 points ago

I have never wanted a donut more in my entire life...

[–]MustangGT281ci 29 points30 points ago

People said I was crazy when I ordered that karma machine from China.

[–]wemilo 7 points8 points ago

Fuck flying mounts ,Pandaren fly first class.

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[–]icomein3d 0 points1 point ago

Context? (:

[–]nenyim 1 point2 points ago

China decide to serve Panda products, need someone to enforce the "never say no to panda".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4277ZqJEd7Q&feature=related

[–]icomein3d 0 points1 point ago

God damn it, that's the second Anchorman quote I missed xD

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[–]nexusofcrap 1 point2 points ago

Not Will Ferrell, it was the Brian Fontana, 60% of the time it works every time, character. Paul Rudd?? Can't remember and too lazy to google.. :)

[–]Lakritz 18 points19 points ago

I hope that picture is real.

[–]ebryan433 4 points5 points ago

In an unexpected career move, Samuel L Jackson today confirmed "Pandas on a Plane"

[–]malkie 2 points3 points ago

I wonder where he will go with his frequent flyer miles

[–]chiisana 5 points6 points ago

I think 非常口 is used only by Japanese, and thus it should be Japanese Air Line, not China.

Oh, wait, am I off topic?

[–]mellowyellowfellow 1 point2 points ago

Wouldn't it be 緊急出口 if it was Chinese?

[–]Lupius 1 point2 points ago

Just 出口 actually. I googled images for this shit. OP is definitely showing a Japanese airplane.

[–]Berg426 2 points3 points ago

I think the inanity of my statements would sky rocket.

"It's a fucking PANDA! On a fucking AIRPLANE!"

[–]lindymad 2 points3 points ago

Panda's are allowed emergency exit seats now? What has the world come to?

[–]FatCat433 13 points14 points ago

As an flight attendant, we have to ask if whoever is sitting in the seat feels they are capable of the responsibility.

Per our manual, if the person sitting there does not respond, we are to take that as implied consent.

[–]everycredit 1 point2 points ago

I have the hankering for some Egyptian cheese for some reason.

[–]Williamfoster63 1 point2 points ago

[–]SuminderJi 1 point2 points ago

I guess everybody does love Ray. Even pandas!

[–]saxamophone 1 point2 points ago

Imagine that thing barrelling down the escape slide.

[–]TheLaddergoat 1 point2 points ago

Cause you know whyyyy....<panda looks and you and the emergency exit, you know why and you take the damn cheese>

[–]sweetiyeti 1 point2 points ago

He has also appeared here.

[–]rude_not_ginger 1 point2 points ago

Cause you know why.

[–]internet_panda 1 point2 points ago

Mom...dad...

[–]thepony88 1 point2 points ago

I FUCKING HATE PANDAS!!!!!!

[–]jaVus 1 point2 points ago

I guess you just never say no to panda

[–]gunju11 1 point2 points ago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

IT'S A FUCKING STUFFED ANIMAL YOU MORONS

[–]CaptainSAILOR 1 point2 points ago

Re-post. Still, up-vote.

[–]SirJellyrolls 1 point2 points ago

I'm tired of these motha fuckin pandas on this motha fuckin plane!

[–]stop_superstition 0 points1 point ago

Ray Romano on China Airways?

[–]brandontoms 0 points1 point ago

Is it China Airways, or ::puts on sunglasses:: Panda Express?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!

[–]MythOfLight 0 points1 point ago

...so what is it? A doll?

[–]IGrammarGood 0 points1 point ago

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING LEGROOM I WANT THAT SO MUCH. Being 6'3" and riding in a plane is the worst.

[–]crd06d 0 points1 point ago

I hope that panda can operate that exit door in the rare case of an emergency

[–]djc52 0 points1 point ago

meanwhile on repost airways...

[–]juliaaaannie 0 points1 point ago

Is that a man in a panda costume or.

[–]BeowulfsBro 0 points1 point ago

Is.... is it a doll?

[–]fretless4 0 points1 point ago

hope he's potty trained. would hate to find a Chinese 'gift" in the overhead

[–]rokkzo 0 points1 point ago

Re re re repost

[–]girlbacon 0 points1 point ago

Nightmare creatures with black hearts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoGOY-doTmM&feature=related

[–]PaulJ69 0 points1 point ago

That exit is partially blocked.

[–]KobeGriffin 0 points1 point ago

"Panda, you're seated in an exit row..."

[–]BioSharkz 0 points1 point ago

The worst part is, they just came out of the cockpit

[–]Muuviestar 0 points1 point ago

In America if you need a seatbelt extension you are no longer permitted to sit in the emergency exit row......i wonder if FAA would allow an overweight panda because I'd like to see that on a regional jet.

[–]Kezhia 0 points1 point ago

My heart just exploded

[–]slaaxy 0 points1 point ago

I'm a Panda

[–]GrillBears 0 points1 point ago

At least they can be sure he won't try to mate with anything. Fuckin pandas.

[–]youngENT 0 points1 point ago

Never say No to panda

[–]clakstin 0 points1 point ago

Panda: whispering loudly you said I could get the window seat!
Man: actually whispering Not now Dorris, I'm trying to do my work
Panda: actually shouting but trying to whisper Why do you always do this! I hate you!

[–]average_consumer -1 points0 points ago

Boy, does this sure makes me hungry for Panda Express! Reminds me of the greatest Beijing Beef I've ever had for just $5.49*! It was easy to get started with their meal builder!

Link for the lazy

*Prices and menu selections may vary slightly by location

[–]The_Deep_Internet -1 points0 points ago

all im thinking is that's a remote control sex panda

[–]mrfrostbear -1 points0 points ago

Oh /r/funny where pictures come to die again and again.

[–]Kosmoz -1 points0 points ago

Can someone explain to me repost psychology?

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[–]brandontoms -1 points0 points ago

I'M TIRED OF THESE MUTHAFUCKIN' PANDAS ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN' PLANE!

[–]slappetystick -1 points0 points ago

How do you get that many jpeg artifacts past security?

[–]xruroken -1 points0 points ago

Meanwhile Three years ago on china airways

[–]Harouto -1 points0 points ago

Meanwhile on repost airways.