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[–]DevmasterJ 2 points3 points ago

Seen this before. It is a great to do list though!

[–]Cloo159 1 point2 points ago

You forgot to add, repost on reddit multiple times.

[–]yz85rider922 0 points1 point ago

I haven't done any of this, does my life suck?

[–]figmonster 3 points4 points ago

Yes

[–]phcyco101 0 points1 point ago

I've actually gone to a Dr. Acula, it was kinda weird.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 1 point2 points ago

Did you remove the "." when the movie was over?

[–]stintaneous 0 points1 point ago

That is an awesome ending!

(for those who don't know Scrubs - Dr. Acula)

[–]phcyco101 0 points1 point ago

no "." just an actual doctor.

[–]EvilSniper 0 points1 point ago

What do you do after you say the thing in the elevator though?

[–]Cavejohnson84 0 points1 point ago

I want the investigator one to happen.

[–]StaceyOats 0 points1 point ago

It just had to end with Stacy's mom, didn't it?

[–]DEATHFIGHT 0 points1 point ago

To do : furiously itch asshole in front of crowded elevator, then proceed to lovingly sniff finger