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[–]SammichesBeCrazy 11 points12 points ago

Screwing. You're doing it wrong.

[–]JontanD 10 points11 points ago

I flinched.

[–]rockidr4 13 points14 points ago

What's wierd is that in order to feel the need to put that there, some one had to have done it. I am slightly disturbed by this thought.

[–]JontanD 21 points22 points ago

I meant I flinched when I first did it. I stopped now since they put that warning on there.

[–]Fagel88 1 point2 points ago

Do you not know what photoshop is?

[–]AtomicRaine 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I can tell from the pixels that the image is photoshop'd.

[–]homesick66 1 point2 points ago

[–]3DPipes 0 points1 point ago

Now imagine hammering it in.

[–]theghostofme 6 points7 points ago

For those asking "Why," allow me to introduce you to sounding.

[–]LoveOfProfit 3 points4 points ago

[–]theghostofme 2 points3 points ago

"Why are you the way that you are?"

[–]somethinghuman 21 points22 points ago

Rectangular pattern of pixels surrounding the text - the best way to point out a bad photoshop.

[–]aphainein 6 points7 points ago

Or, I dunno, maybe jpeg compression artifacts.

Actually, I don't know why I care. This is about as old as the internet. It's too damn hot today.

[–]TheUnknownFactor 11 points12 points ago

[–]aphainein -2 points-1 points ago

So others are saying. But for the record, perspective can result in what you're pointing out in that picture.

[–]TheUnknownFactor 2 points3 points ago

It could, but definitely not in any way from this angle.

[–]flinter 2 points3 points ago

I happen to have the same set of screwdrivers beside my bed and is it definitely shopped

[–]Sloppy_Twat 3 points4 points ago

sounds suspect

[–]flinter 2 points3 points ago

Why would I make something like that up

[–]Phasechange 4 points5 points ago

Because you've been putting them in your penis!

[–]dufresne90 2 points3 points ago

Watch "1 guy 1 screwdriver" and you know why this warning is there.

[–]RageAllDay 1 point2 points ago

Can't unsee...

[–]DevinTheGreatish 0 points1 point ago

please describe...

[–]peachGobbler 5 points6 points ago

Shopped. I have those screwdrivers. On the back is a label, "Warning: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."

[–]glugglug 3 points4 points ago

or other reproductive harm

For example, inserting them into your penis.

[–]danoll 1 point2 points ago

Anyway*

[–]TheDirtyOnion 1 point2 points ago

Bullshit, this is like q-tip packages claiming they shouldn't be used in your ears.

[–]POTATO_IN_MIANUS 1 point2 points ago

FWD: RE: Re: FWD: RE: RE: RE: FWD: FUNNY LOL!

[–]Mystic5hadow 3 points4 points ago

Fake. I have the same exact set from a dollar store.

[–]Vive_Ut_Vivas 0 points1 point ago

Same here. My dad gave me a set before I even found out about this image on the internet.

[–]fakesnapplefacts 1 point2 points ago

The earliest screwdrivers of which written evidence remains were used in Europe in the late Middle Ages, probably invented in either Germany or France, in the late 15th century.

[–]G1Pringle 0 points1 point ago

OH GOD WHY

[–]mousedogg 0 points1 point ago

I really disliked the drawing...

[–]That0neGuy 0 points1 point ago

Well now I have to try it.

[–]MyOwnLogic 0 points1 point ago

I am not surprised. I feel like mankind's curiosity has created a natural inclination towards putting things in holes.

[–]Ezemryt 0 points1 point ago

Sad thing is that that wouldn't be there if someone hadn't tried it.

[–]chimchim64 0 points1 point ago

Wha? I don't even.

So, you know and I know that label was put on there because one person did exactly that.

One person.

And they already know who he is, because he's the guy that SUED them.

Hence the label.

So if this is all because of, and intended for ONE guy, why doesn't the label just read:

NOT TO BE INSERTED INTO PENIS, DAVE.

Boom. Done.

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

The warning wouldn't be there if someone hadn't tried it. Or....it's shopped.

[–]bigkuhr 0 points1 point ago

Old as internet

[–]hurricane658 0 points1 point ago

I have this set. Terrible photoshop job.

[–]herpberp 0 points1 point ago

i would use the word intent here instead of intention.

sorry to be that guy.

[–]advicevice 0 points1 point ago

That's sounding like a bad idea.

[–]Nick700 0 points1 point ago

That is dangerous sounding, in both senses of the word.

[–]vdigi6 0 points1 point ago

1.4mm works very well for getting all those nooks and crannies in your bowl.

[–]Phasechange 0 points1 point ago

Don't lie. Until you read that, those things were headed straight into your penis.

[–]ShaunRW91 0 points1 point ago

Meh, do it anyway.

[–]foreverwindblown 0 points1 point ago

sound advice.

[–]Sterculius 0 points1 point ago

I like that they had to add a graphic, just in case you weren't able to visualize it.

[–]Blitzwire 0 points1 point ago

I own a set of those screwdrivers. Never saw those instructions.

._. inception?

[–]SdstcChpmnk 0 points1 point ago

I just had a chill run up my spine and instinctively covered my junk.

[–]Nightmathzombie 0 points1 point ago

"DAMN!!! THIS isn't the set I wanted!!!!....where's the penis insertion ones?"

[–]ayeroxor 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Cringe worthy warning. 35coms 35pts 7mos WTF
You just know the warning is there because someone tried it 4coms 12pts 11mos WTF
that's not how to get screwed 3coms 8pts 1mo pics
Son of a bitch. I bought them. NOW what am I gonna do with them? 18coms 28pts 11mos WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]shunthebeliever -1 points0 points ago

Reminds me of R/Spacedicks...