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all 37 comments

[–]rianron 43 points44 points ago

I can only imagine this as being a passage from The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs.

[–]shploomp 23 points24 points ago

the most disturbing part is that this is 143 page of whatever the hell this is

[–]livealive35 18 points19 points ago

Where did his peeny go? Dammit! What happened to his peeny?

[–]Dagobah_Gloom 16 points17 points ago

Is it bad of this aroused me

[–]NoelEpigamic 2 points3 points ago

Yes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Clever slicking of peeny arouse you? eeeeee.

[–]Southgrove 11 points12 points ago

Upboat for WTF-levels over 30%.

[–]Salchicha 9 points10 points ago

[–]NinjaHunter950 6 points7 points ago

I have... The weirdest boner right now

[–]lecia89 6 points7 points ago

I attempted to read this out loud to my bf, I couldn't get halfway through without laughing myself to tears.

[–]introoutro 11 points12 points ago

It's like Rita from Arrested Development wrote it.

[–]tryshapepper 2 points3 points ago

What. The. Fuck.

[–]Gurn-Blanston 3 points4 points ago

If you read any one-page in media res selection from a scat-erotica scene involving someone with a developmental disability, make it this one.

[–]gasms 5 points6 points ago

I sat there muttering "wtf wtf wtf wtf" as I read this.

[–]keviniseasy 2 points3 points ago

I had a girlfriend who was a perfect 7 with an unbelievably average hoo-ha. What a coincidence...

[–]TheSmartestMan 2 points3 points ago

I require a headbutt every time I have my peeny slickled. It really is the good stuff.

[–]the_denizen 1 point2 points ago

Geez Louise, what the fuck?!

[–]learnthetruthnow 1 point2 points ago

I will never be the same again...

[–]B3qui 1 point2 points ago

I haven't laughed so hard in...

[–]Queencookie 2 points3 points ago

Oh. Dear. God.

[–]notyourmomswhore 1 point2 points ago

wtf levels:over 9,000.

[–]melysaurusrex 1 point2 points ago

Out of all names..Mildred.

[–]Jagjamin 0 points1 point ago

Let it just work its magic.

[–]cajoly10 0 points1 point ago

coughcough o_o

[–]iamwalsh 0 points1 point ago

Wow, i would even go as far to say that my horny levels too, have risen to 30%

[–]pokeninja13 0 points1 point ago

[–]sammynicxo 0 points1 point ago

There are no words... And I'm still laughing.

[–]zublits 0 points1 point ago

Older than the internet

[–]Maxion[M] 0 points1 point ago

/r/WTF is the wrong subreddit for screenshots. Your submission was removed, please try resubmitting to a more appropriate subreddit. E.g. /r/facepalm

[–]ChelseaRC 0 points1 point ago

You sir, just read a repost.

[–]MiniDonbeE -1 points0 points ago

You read the pets fall twice.

[–]EveyZ -1 points0 points ago

what the fuuuuccckkkk O.o

[–]Operation_mongoose -1 points0 points ago

Chip Zdarsky is a oddly funny guy.

[–]Bri-ness -1 points0 points ago

hahahahahah omg that was hilarious.

[–]Wehrwolf666 -4 points-3 points ago

You sir have just read a repost, but because it is funny enough to read again you have received an upboat.

[–]OpinionatedSouthern -3 points-2 points ago

TL;DR: Peeny + hooha = poop.