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[–]MoralOral 23 points24 points ago

(Inner Dialogue) "We're going 35 miles an hour. Why are we only going 35 miles an hour? We have to merge and we're going 42 miles an hour. Is there a plan here? That semi has no where to go. Please accelerate. I don't want to die like this. I forgot to delete that Japanese octopus porn I accidentally downloaded that last night. I just wanted to watch James Bond and now everyone is going to think I'm some sort of sex freak. Oh, hey, we made it. Close call."

[–]640x480 0 points1 point ago

Haha, "accidentally". Sure.

[–]walt333 9 points10 points ago

I'm exactly the same!... Or so I'd imagine... if I had a wife :(

[–]lifeiswonderful1 2 points3 points ago*

I go crazy when she does an over the shoulder check but doesn't go back to looking forward. We're moving at 100km/hr and you are looking backwards.

[–]StephenJR -2 points-1 points ago

I look backward cause because I memorized what is in front of me and not whats in my blind spot ಠ_ಠ

[–]IcySeal 4 points5 points ago

Hahah women are bad drivers, karma plz!!!

[–]fishyman 4 points5 points ago

OP said 'my wife'...you're the one making it a gender issue.

[–]IcySeal -3 points-2 points ago

I was intending to point out the hivemind karma seeking mentality of reddit. I guess it went over your head, even with the quote on it.

[–]fishyman 1 point2 points ago

Lol, just because someone disagrees with you doesn't mean they don't understand.

[–]peachGobbler 2 points3 points ago

Short story: I loaned my awesome car (Subaru WRX) to my friend's wife because we were taking his car on a trip.

Fast forward six months, we're all in a car together, she's driving, and I'm white-knuckling it in the back seat. Turns out she "can't see very well at night".

Shouting "look out!" made her angry, but it was better for pedestrians than keeping quiet.

[–]TheGoodGrief 13 points14 points ago

"Look out!"

"That's so insensitive. You know I can't see."

[–]jaynone 1 point2 points ago

I know that type. It makes me cringe.

[–]werdism 0 points1 point ago

"I'm sorry."

[–]Paulus81 0 points1 point ago

This is not just merging on HWY. Pretty much driving anywhere IMO.

[–]Ruined534 -2 points-1 points ago

Cool repost brah

[–]DigitallyGeeking -1 points0 points ago

I usually have to just close my eyes if my fiancee is driving or I will freak the fuck out.

[–]bloodguard -1 points0 points ago

I just close my eyes and go to my "happy place" during car trips with my GF driving.

[–]Paulus81 -1 points0 points ago

How to tell if my wife has been driving my car? The rearview mirror is aimed at my face when I check it.

[–]dudeabides -4 points-3 points ago

Just buy a stick and don't teach her how to drive it, that works for me. I get to drive AND pick the music.

[–]mushmancat -2 points-1 points ago

Damn, this had potential to be funny

[–]dang_Ling_modify_her -2 points-1 points ago

Well, you tapped /r/gifs and now /r/funny with this title and gif. Next step is to wait another month and post it in /r/reactiongifs.