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[–]duckwizzle 242 points243 points ago

This didn't go unnoticed.

The girl ended up getting an autographed ball and from what I heard the woman was repeatedly booed

[–]hazleapricot 148 points149 points ago

She was booed for a full 5 minutes after this happened.

[–]salvadorwii 60 points61 points ago

I'd see the whole video of her getting booed

[–]WillBlaze 81 points82 points ago

And even after that booing she still didn't give her the ball back? What a bitch.

[–]RevRound 81 points82 points ago

I guess once you step over that line into total bitch territory you might as well go all the way

[–]BaconCat 59 points60 points ago

On the one hand: cunt. On the other hand, I admire her commitment to being a cunt.

[–]Jesus_marley 3 points4 points ago

I think the term is "adopting a scorched earth policy".

[–]brainswho 24 points25 points ago

Never go full bitchtard.

[–]i_toss_salad 31 points32 points ago

you've never met my sister-in-law

[–]FalconOne 1 point2 points ago

or my ex wife...

[–]LincolnSt[!] 18 points19 points ago

Do you have the vid of the booing? I checked youtube but could only find the 21 second video the guy posted above you.

[–]Im_why_Waldos_hiding 1 point2 points ago

Still wasn't long enough.

[–]s123579 1180 points1181 points ago

what a bitch

[–]Palmsiepoo 182 points183 points ago*

I remember when that happened. It was a huge deal and they ended up giving her a ball signed by the whole team along with a ton of other stuff like a signed bat or something.

edit: her as in the little girl, not the cunt.

[–]paulw252 26 points27 points ago

I think they even mention OP's cunt bitch at about 2:15 in the video.

[–]shaneomc 3 points4 points ago

i love how baseball is so boring they can give an interview to a huge hearted kid and not call the game!!

[–]darcypo 24 points25 points ago

I assume when you say "her" you mean the little girl.

[–]Borimi 19 points20 points ago

Baseball doesn't reward losers. /s

[–]germandoorman 1 point2 points ago

always post a link for extra karma

[–]J0ed1rt 830 points831 points ago

I feel cunt is more fitting.

[–]browncomputerchair 404 points405 points ago

i would say she was a cunt but she neither has the depth nor the warmth

[–]mushmancat 46 points47 points ago

[–]subcypher 5 points6 points ago

She's an ankle. Three feet below a cunt.

[–]s123579 134 points135 points ago

hmm does cunt of a bitch work better?

[–]EntScents 32 points33 points ago

I'm going to settle on her being a putrid colony of twat mold.

[–]RandomMandarin 1 point2 points ago

I thin, EntScents, that you may actually have broken the seal on that particular insult. Awfully well played, smashing really.

[–]I_wwebsite 69 points70 points ago

survival of the bitchiest

[–]delvolta 48 points49 points ago

and the high five approval of cuntiness.

[–]UnoriginalMike 6 points7 points ago

Inhuman piece of shit seems to work.

[–]brainswho 6 points7 points ago

Cunt-faced Bitch.

[–]MrRogersSaysFuckYou 31 points32 points ago

[–]loldan 11 points12 points ago

No way...

[–]Moisturizer 13 points14 points ago

It was innocent. I should have expected some crappy novelty account to pop up after this video went viral recently.

[–]Oxxide 7 points8 points ago

I feel ashamed for doubting him.

[–]SociableIntrovert 3 points4 points ago

Way.

[–]mindcrack 2 points3 points ago

Unless she's Australian, of course.

[–]Colin5789 93 points94 points ago

Even if she caught it, just give it to the kid

[–]mccscott 242 points243 points ago

Two buck,ball thieving,child assaulting ,self-important, spotlight hogging pathetic ass excuse for a human being.I hope she grows a dick,trips on the way out of the park and ass rapes herself in front of everyone she's ever tried to impress.

[–]homiedude180 44 points45 points ago

But then they'd be impressed!

[–]mccscott 29 points30 points ago

Sorry,..."and dies"Better?

[–]thetom114 4 points5 points ago

Reading the first sentence of you comment, I immediately thought of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeT8rMsMKxM&t=1m6s

[–]POTATO_ANAL_ETC 32 points33 points ago

I like how her equally douchey friends high-five her at the end.

[–]Woooftickets 11 points12 points ago

I don't think he's going in for a high five, I like to think he was reaching for the ball to give it back to the kid and she just turned it into a high five

[–]rainman18 9 points10 points ago

I like to think he was reaching into her mouth to see if he could find a soul in there.

[–]reddufresne 12 points13 points ago

Literally first thought that went through my head.

[–]BigJimSlade1979 9 points10 points ago

I personally like the term.. Malignant Cunt!

[–]badwolf42 4 points5 points ago

I would go with 'filth'

[–]simon_wang12 490 points491 points ago

I actually didn't find this amusing at all. She disgusts me.

[–]AverageHero 268 points269 points ago

Someone up top at that game ended up seeing it, gave the little girl a signed ball.

[–]BreaksUpWithYou 79 points80 points ago

That's sweet! I hope it's true.

[–]Bejezus 134 points135 points ago

Commentators do tons of great things for awesome fans.

The TV clip (below) includes brief commentary from DBacks announcers Daron Sutton and Mark Grace, who were audibly amazed at the woman’s greed. According to several message board posts written by people who say they were at the game, Sutton and Grace later both autographed another ball and gave it to the little girl.

A little google search came up with a few links. I picked the first one.

[–]DaminDrexil 5 points6 points ago

I always wonder where assholes like this come from.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

From cunts.

[–]theodrixx 7 points8 points ago*

I didn't have this reaction because I like to imagine that she knows exactly how much of an asshole she is, and loves every second of it.

I think that's funny, in an unsympathetic comedy show protagonist kind of way.

[–]42Sanford 73 points74 points ago

Something similar to this happened at a Texas Rangers game a few years back. They showed it on the big screen at the game, people started booing the guy. Every few minutes they'd put a camera back on him and the whole crowd would start booing him again.

After the game, the players went up to the kid and handed him autographed baseballs, game-used bats and jerseys and posed for pictures with him.

Oh, and the douchebag guy who stole the ball ended up leaving halfway through the game because he was tired of being booed.

[–]BrownRaider 60 points61 points ago

If I recall, didn't they send a guy out to interview him with questions like "What's it feel like to be the biggest jerk in the park?", or something like that?

[–]42Sanford 15 points16 points ago

Hahah yeah, something to that effect.

[–]lizarb 14 points15 points ago

I want to see a video of this!

[–]Onefortwo 18 points19 points ago

Going off similar stories, I was at a met game where a bunch of people were going for a foul ball and eventually and older man came up with it after a nice catch off a bounce and was celebrating by holding the ball up, as most people do. Cue in, this jerk who comes over and rips the ball out of the guys hand and pushed him down. The crowd booed the man for a good amount of time. However what is different from your story was two ushers came over took the ball and gave it back from the original owner and kicked the guy out of the game.

This received the largest cheer of the day being a mid 90's met game.

[–]dorekk 2 points3 points ago

This received the largest cheer of the day being a mid 90's met game.

lol

[–]maddcribbage 1 point2 points ago

You would be drowning in Karma if you could find a video or news story about that.

[–]GD0512 1 point2 points ago

I recall this as well, I seem to remember after the media ripped him big time he went a long way to try to redeem himself. I still remember TAG calling him a terrible person, lol.

[–]_oxymoron_ 112 points113 points ago

Watch this and have your faith in humanity restored.

[–]Zeppelanoid 29 points30 points ago

Damn that kid is well spoken. A+++ individual the future is bright for that one.

[–]Only_A_Username 1 point2 points ago

I wouldn't go as far as to call him like well spoken, but he sure is a fantastic young man.

[–]dickvandike 7 points8 points ago

I really needed this thanks... also :56 for the act of genuine kindness.

[–]lucifey 16 points17 points ago

Well if youre gonna cry about it..

[–]itsanerdthing 23 points24 points ago

[–]marisunday 1 point2 points ago

Like dis if u cri everytyme.

[–]ajax027 75 points76 points ago

fuck that bitch. fucking cunt.

[–]Heinous_Uranus 29 points30 points ago

the best is how she high-fives her friends right after!

[–]Im_why_Waldos_hiding 1 point2 points ago

"I TOTALLY ruined that little girls night!"

[–]gayguy 2 points3 points ago

That was my favorite part. I could not stop laughing.

[–]sexandpopsicles 55 points56 points ago

damn the kardashian's mom is more of a bitch than i expected.

[–]SimilarImage 302 points303 points ago

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[–]ben5on 88 points89 points ago

1 fucking day ago

[–]Koshatnik 30 points31 points ago

yea on the same fucking sub. i am getting sick of seeing the same 25 images recycled on here

[–]Chanz 3 points4 points ago

Welcome to reddit!

[–]Koshatnik 2 points3 points ago

oh i know but its been getting particularly bad lately it seems like

[–]NuclearWookie 15 points16 points ago

Yes. This was on the front page yesterday.

[–]Baz85 19 points20 points ago

Although I usually welcome this bot. However, I like the thought of the more people that see this vid the more likely she will be recognised and receive karma from some one on the street.

[–]AmrcnXroads_Donor 27 points28 points ago

I want to know who the fuck high fived her.

[–]jsellout 37 points38 points ago

Like...you want names?

[–]NotThatRelevant 29 points30 points ago

Dude that high fived her is Matt.

[–]Dat_Matt 30 points31 points ago

Don't put the blame on me.

[–]buttking 16 points17 points ago

Not Dat_Matt, Deudder_Matt

[–]NotThatRelevant 4 points5 points ago

Naw, not dat Matt. The other Matt.

[–]SpaceMagician 1 point2 points ago

Name.

[–]m4n715 1 point2 points ago

Someone who couldn't see what happened because they weren't on the same side as the camera?

[–]PenisBakeMeAPancake 16 points17 points ago

What kind of thundercunt high fives after stealing from a child?

[–]robhol 19 points20 points ago

Waitasec. This was either posted just yesterday, or I am now a psychic. AMA.

[–]randomselfdestruct 1 point2 points ago

I'm going to post it again tomorrow!

[–]robhol 1 point2 points ago

Well, I could've told you that..

[–]POOP_ON_MY_DICK 4 points5 points ago

"YOU'RE NOT GONNA RUIN THIS FOR ME, KID!"

[–]haloinc 2 points3 points ago

[–]Purple_Herman 2 points3 points ago

Calling that dessicated old spinster fit is really a stretch.

[–]TheKRILL 2 points3 points ago

WHAT A CUNT!

[–]chonceysaur 2 points3 points ago

Maybe someday that little girl will work in the nursinghome that old hag lives in and she can put her Valumes and mush just out of reach....

[–]merebrillante 10 points11 points ago

Stop calling her a cunt!

She's a diseased cunt.

[–]tacojohn48 1 point2 points ago

blue waffle

[–]deadbird17 11 points12 points ago

I would've yanked that ball out of her hand and gave it back to the kid.

[–]m4n715 6 points7 points ago

[–]Advicetruck 37 points38 points ago

No, you wouldn't have.

[–]Willis626 16 points17 points ago

I would have shot her in the face! Literally!

[–]Stang1776 3 points4 points ago

with my sperm

[–]EdwinMerit 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]kdellz 1 point2 points ago

And then gave it to the kid! ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

After sponging it off her face? Sick bro, sick.

[–]geosensation 1 point2 points ago

yeah but this guy I know, he totally would have!!

[–]mojoSOdopes 8 points9 points ago

I HATE HER SO DAMN MUCH

[–]CakeCatSheriff 4 points5 points ago

This is the best thing that happend to me today.

[–]lockback 2 points3 points ago

BabyBoomers.gif

[–]Nataliaissexy 3 points4 points ago

We should start a subreddit called "watch me be a fucking bitch" for gifs and pics like this. -_-

[–]ferrhis 4 points5 points ago

cuntius maximus

[–]mike1234567654321 4 points5 points ago

Oh man, I don't think I've ever hated someone so quickly.

[–]Overthinksit 12 points13 points ago

I would like to give this woman the benefit of the doubt. Once she calmed down, did she realize that she grabbed the ball out of the little girl's hand?

Tell me that she ended up giving the ball back to the little girl!!!

[–]DirtySchu 29 points30 points ago

I would like to think that someone slapped her and made her give the ball to the girl. People are dense and often need wake up calls.

[–]super_dave_cares[S] 65 points66 points ago

that did not happen

[–]TheRumpled4Skin 24 points25 points ago

Ya, i dont think she gave the ball back, but the workers at the stadium gave her a free ball...and i think that she got the ball signed after the game too

[–]Vessix 13 points14 points ago

Are you serious? There is no way she didn't clearly see what she was doing. You can tell by her body language that she immediately meant to avoid the little girl so soon as she yanked it out of the girl's hands.

[–]kernelhappy 11 points12 points ago

(hopefully) This.

I was almost this woman years ago. I dove across 5 empty seats for a ball and came up with it uncontested, nobody else was close. I was excited that I finally caught a ball at a game (I was maybe 25 years old).

It wasn't until after celebrating and I sat down again that I looked over to where I trapped the ball to see that it was 1 seat away from a kid with a look of almost terror and sadness on their face. The kid (maybe 5 or 6 years old) didn't go after the ball because I scared the shit out of him as I charged at the ball and he didn't want to end up under a 6'-2", 240lb grown man. I totally did not notice the kid while or even right after it happened.

I can guarantee that if the cameras were on me, it would have looked almost as bad as this woman taking the ball out of the kids hand. I can also almost guarantee that the cameras would have been off by the time I made the realization and gave the ball to the kid.

TLDR; I did something similar, I did give the kid the ball, was lucky as hell it wasn't on the jumbotron.

[–]winkandthegun 10 points11 points ago

I kinda did something similar as well. I had a line drive go through my hands and hit a little girl (not hard, as i deflected most of it), then bounce off her and roll into my foot where I picked it up. I felt bad, so I gave her the ball...but she ended up being the most annoying little girl possible the rest of the game, so I came to regret my decision.

[–]sweetsweetcoffee 1 point2 points ago

It's like saying, "I was drunk when I ran over that girl with my car, now that I'm sober I feel bad, I'm forgiven right?"

dafuq

[–]UtahGeeksWifey 1 point2 points ago

How RUDE!!!!!!!!

[–]conspiracy_thug 1 point2 points ago

shes just like my cunt aunt.

[–]Sport_Royal 1 point2 points ago

Survival of the Bitchest.

[–]Kristanwj 1 point2 points ago

Wow, what a C U Next Tuesday.

[–]johnterrancecloth 1 point2 points ago

Cunt.

[–]slimbruddah 1 point2 points ago

And then Daddy comes and punches her in the throat.

[–]Fun-Cooker 1 point2 points ago

I would take her to a nice seafood dinner and then never call her! Fucking pirate-hooker

[–]hotnhur 1 point2 points ago

You're fucking out!

[–]Savvybomb 1 point2 points ago

Somebody did this to my 11 y/o nephew at a baseball game and gave the ball to her kid. She straight up pried it from his hands. Luckily one of the maintenance guys saw it and my nephew got two team autographed balls. Regardless, the experience was tainted by learning how cruel people can be.

[–]Operation_mongoose 1 point2 points ago

Mrs. Cuntymcgrew.

[–]obliterationn 1 point2 points ago

The high five at the end is what makes it hilarious for me. Such assholes

[–]TheRider1 1 point2 points ago

Holy shitballs, what a truly ugly human being. And I don't mean in a superficial sense, I mean she's a magnificent cunt.

[–]Garglemesh113 1 point2 points ago

At least wait 2 days before you repost.

[–]KevinBevinBoBevin 1 point2 points ago

what a fuckin monster. total cunt bitch.

[–]Paultimate79 1 point2 points ago

What a piece of shit.

[–]injekted 1 point2 points ago

I hope that bitch died in a fiery crash on her way home.

[–]JVanity 1 point2 points ago

I hate that woman

[–]Littleabby12 1 point2 points ago

Stupid bitch. Taking a little girls baseball that she clearly had in her hands.

[–]Large_McBigHuge 4 points5 points ago

"Just made a ginger cry!" HIGH FIVE!!!

Terrible.

[–]alpharaptor1 8 points9 points ago

http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/rmil3.gif ONE.DAY.AGO. in the EXACT same subreddit.

[–]Badlilone 2 points3 points ago

This should be titled: Survival of the Dickist.

[–]dumpweed420 2 points3 points ago

cunt

[–]m4n715 1 point2 points ago

No, she lacks the depth and warmth.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

i wanna punch that bitch in the face

[–]Zeppelanoid 3 points4 points ago

Rule #1 of baseball: the kid gets the ball. Always.

[–]artmaximum99 5 points6 points ago

I wonder if anyone has managed to find out who this slag is.

[–]ggg69x 5 points6 points ago

I would slap that bitch so hard

[–]ToastyBucket 1 point2 points ago

What a cunt! She's an ADULT. People make me sad.

[–]jbonyc 3 points4 points ago

Humanity is lost

[–]otown_in_the_hotown 3 points4 points ago

I want to punch this bitch in the face.

[–]dmagee33 1 point2 points ago

When a ball is coming towards you, it all happens so fast, and you're concentrating on catching the ball, it's hard to judge her on a split second reaction. But in a case like that, after she had time to realize what she'd done, she should've given her the ball. Final verdict: bitch.

[–]petedacook 9 points10 points ago*

Folks, this is your typical privileged silver spoon rich person. Not only is her actions deplorable, the group she is with congratulates her for her debauchery.

She does not give the ball back

  • Details were sketchy at the time, but now we have a couple of new details.

  • The theft occurred at Minute Maid Park this past Thursday, around Jun 15, 2011 as the visiting Diamondbacks played the Astros.

  • The TV clip (below) includes brief commentary from DBacks announcers Daron Sutton and Mark Grace, who were audibly amazed at the woman’s greed. According to several message board posts written by people who say they were at the game, Sutton and Grace later both autographed another ball and gave it to the little girl.

http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/2011/06/15/herm-edewards-blasts-woman-who-stole-baseball-from-little-girl-you-cant-be-the-bully-anymore/

  • Another commenter said that people in that section booed the woman for a full five minutes.

[–]o0Enygma0o 10 points11 points ago

how do you know she is a privileged silver spoon rich person?

[–]willymayshayes 0 points1 point ago

Of course this is a generalization, but I'd say most baseball fans live by the mantra "always give it to the kid." The fact that she ripped the ball from this little girl suggests to me that she isn't a huge baseball fan. Also, she isnt wearing ANY baseball gear. The guy behind her was wearing a polo and khakis. Thus, she probably just went to the park because it was something to do. She was in a group of about 3-4 people. Tickets are not cheap. This is all strong circumstantial evidence that she is a "privileged silver spoon rich person." At the very least, she acted like a spoiled brat.

[–]Canadian_Infidel 1 point2 points ago

Life experience around silver spoon rich people? Have you never met a daddy's little princess before in real life? They exist, and they don't get better with age.

[–]sgtpppr 6 points7 points ago

I think you want to believe she is the greedy rich person stereotype you deplore. People of all types and backgrounds are self-centered.

[–]petedacook 1 point2 points ago

The people I stereotyped are pretty easy to pick out. Look at the plaid rich boy shirts the guy that high fives her is wearing.

It is not hard at all to look at a person and quickly put them into a category based on their appearance and actions. It is the rare times people step out of those schemas that they become more interesting.

[–]Jellylaurel 4 points5 points ago

There are special places in Hell for people like her...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

between child molesters and people that talk at the movies?

[–]petedacook 3 points4 points ago

I saw this a long time ago and I wanted to punch the bitch in the face. Then I wanted to beat the shit out of the assholes she is with that are celebrating while wearing those horrible plaid shorts that scream "I am a silver spoon entitled prick and I will steal, lie, and cheat with wreckless abandon. You are less than me because I say so."

Yea, fuck everything about this.

[–]Canadian_Infidel 1 point2 points ago

The scarier thing in my opinion are are the non silver spooners who argue that people like you describe don't even exist because they've never seen it first hand. Personally, I don't think people like that should be allowed to exist.

[–]GeorgieThePenguin 3 points4 points ago

what a cunt.

[–]Clarkmandi 1 point2 points ago

What a bitch!!! I'm sorry but what sick, selfish whore takes that experience away from a child like that! Society, you gets down vote today! A shameful, shameful down vote

[–]Donland 3 points4 points ago

Wow, just wow. Even if I legitimately caught the ball I would've given it to a kid who I thought wanted it more.

She's not obliged to donate, but she definitely can't snatch from a kid many years younger.

[–]MrBig0 4 points5 points ago

STOP REPOSTING THIS SHIT

[–]renalds 3 points4 points ago

yeah wtf seriously this was posted like not even 2 days ago

[–]Walletau 3 points4 points ago

FOR FUCKS SAKE this was posted YESTERDAY! I hate you.

[–]cptawesome11 6 points7 points ago

i didn't see it yesterday. so im glad it got reposted

[–]trolling_thunder 3 points4 points ago

Here's the thing: there's a certain segment of the population that believes that whenever an adult gets a foul ball, they should give it to a nearby child. Those people are wrong. When a foul ball comes my way, if I catch it, I'm keeping it and kids can fuck off.

But I'd never actively compete with a child for a ball, especially one that the kid had already so clearly won.

[–]cos1ne 14 points15 points ago

Not sure whether to upvote or downvote, so I will upvote with an explanation.

If you look at the utility of it, it's just a baseball you're a grown ass man/woman you can buy your own baseballs. I can understand that it may have been a childhood dream of yours to get a baseball from the ballpark, however standing nearby you is an actual child at a baseball game, and you have been granted the opportunity to make their childhood dream come true while they are still a child.

Think of how amazing it would have been if you were ten years old and some random guy who had caught a foul ball or home run ball had just given it to you. Now think of how amazing you as an adult catching that ball would be. The thrill of being that adult will quickly fade, and sure you can mount the ball to tell your story. Or, you can be the person who says they caught a baseball and gave it to a small child to cherish. Which person would you rather be honestly?

[–]hgielrehtaeh 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, trolling_thunder sounds like a dick to me.

My husband and I were at a baseball game, and a foul ball came our way. My husband, who, like a 12 year old, had brought his baseball mitt, caught it, and before I even had the chance to look up (I duck and cover when baseballs are coming my way), he had given it to the little girl that sat on the other side of us, a few chairs down. At first I was disappointed, and said, "I didn't even get to see it!" and he just leaned back and said, "Look at that little girl. She's so happy."

[–]otm_shank 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, trolling_thunder sounds like a dick to me.

Yeah, really. It's a $2 fucking baseball. What are you going to do, put it on your desk and look at it and remember that time a meaningless foul ball came in your direction?

(Unless it's a record-breaking home run or something, in which case, get out of my way.)

[–]ekaceerf 2 points3 points ago

I think you are more then free to catch the ball, but in the end its a pretty much worthless baseball. Your going to do nothing with it and it will sit in a drawer or something until you throw it away. So catch it enjoy that and give it to someone who will appreciate it.

[–]rustygal89 1 point2 points ago

:(

[–]modeliste 1 point2 points ago

So what's the ball-stealing lady's name?

[–]DuckFaceBill 1 point2 points ago

What if she's actually really big kid and the kid is just a really small adult with a babyface?

[–]Soaring_Moose 1 point2 points ago

dat bitch

[–]AlwaysTurning 1 point2 points ago

The turn around time for reposts just gets shorter and shorter.

[–]AbsurdityAtItsFinest 1 point2 points ago

Wow, that repost happened STARTINGLY fast.

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[–]ChrisQF 1 point2 points ago

fucking cunt.

[–]Bad_Wolf_01 0 points1 point ago

Is that the Kardashian mom?

[–]post_post_modernism 0 points1 point ago

high five!

[–]BracedPolecat 0 points1 point ago

hope that bitch smiles for the camera

[–]Gamer_ely 0 points1 point ago

Well, we know who would survive in a post apocalyptic waste land, she'd kill people for meat.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I went to school with her son.

[–]EverythingIsRiddles 0 points1 point ago

Wat

[–]asldkfououhe 0 points1 point ago

humanity.gif

[–]leizarius 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who thought that was two little people?

[–]frankcast554 0 points1 point ago

its all about me...

[–]ilikeost 0 points1 point ago

She wasn't that fit.

[–]patricknderr 0 points1 point ago

Great success. High five.