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[–]Thatinsanity 44 points45 points ago

uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com

[–]Xiphoid_Process 4 points5 points ago

Terrifying! Absolutely terrifying!

[–]Honestly_ 1 point2 points ago

"First, she will consume her Easter eggs. Then she will consume your soul."

[–]Epicake 1 point2 points ago

When did Jesus become a girl?

[–]fisticuffsmanship 19 points20 points ago

Nobody fucks wit DeJesus

[–]Squishumz 3 points4 points ago

Any relation to DeMuslim?

[–]Saccborg 4 points5 points ago

It's okay Squishumz, your friends over at r/Starcraft got it <3

[–]Squishumz 2 points3 points ago

[–]I_can_fluff_myself 1 point2 points ago

[–]Islendingen 15 points16 points ago

I love this and I don't mind the repost. This made me laugh for an afternoon last time I saw it, and it still makes it hard to keep a straight face.

[–]pragmatao 5 points6 points ago

I tried. TRIED not to laugh. I've seen this image a million times. But alas, I chortled.

[–]farfigneugan 11 points12 points ago

Since when is Frank Zappa the model for Jesus?

[–]farfigneugan 6 points7 points ago

I'm telling you man, it's Frank Zappa. 100%

[–]wingmasterjon 3 points4 points ago

I don't know. John Petrucci is a close one too.

[–]funkengruven88 1 point2 points ago

Looks like he accidentally ate some yellow snow or something...

[–]Gooolati 10 points11 points ago

Tom Green?

[–]iRawrz 1 point2 points ago

Just watched Stealing Harvard last night. First person I thought of too.

[–]leftaab 0 points1 point ago

you wanna shut off M'lady?

[–]iRawrz 1 point2 points ago

You wanna shut it off for me? Maybe you'd like to shut it off for me!

[–]PuddleOfGlowing 2 points3 points ago

Sloth love Chunk.

[–]unhelpful_commenter 2 points3 points ago

Only plausible explanation: Maddox went back in time and modeled for a painting of Jesus.

[–]SucksAtFormatting 2 points3 points ago

[–]SimilarImage 18 points19 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 week mdl4 He is risen /r/WTF 31 277
1 week Kzerog WTF Jesus? /r/atheism 12 120
1 week beardandteeth Derp Jesus ('tis the season) here 21 519

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[–]Reckoner87 1 point2 points ago

It's a new post to me, but I appreciate your effort :)

[–]dominoid07 6 points7 points ago

I find these more annoying than reposts.

[–]Pfmohr2 2 points3 points ago

Normally I'd be with you, but I'm fucking sick of this picture getting reposted every. single. week.

Yes, Jesus in this painting looks retarded. We fucking get it.

[–]TheCosmicWhale 1 point2 points ago

Alternative title: "Jesus is watching you masturbate."

[–]anfea2004 1 point2 points ago

Even Jesus has a Berks! face

[–]Shamoodle 1 point2 points ago

Im gonna go with Craig Parker

[–]abberlamps 1 point2 points ago

Choked on my spit laughing, upvotes for you!

[–]nasieo 1 point2 points ago

That pictures with this laugh.

[–]Idomineo 1 point2 points ago

Looks like Gerard Butler.

[–]Ryanami 10 points11 points ago

THIS! IS! NAZARETH!!!!

[–]cherrysodasummer 2 points3 points ago

Judging by Jesus' face, I'd say Lazarus came back on 4/20.

[–]db89 0 points1 point ago

How you doin'?

[–]mek87 0 points1 point ago

[–]jetpacksforall 0 points1 point ago

Eight year olds, Dude.

[–]CornCob271 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Christ!!!

[–]ussoldier239 0 points1 point ago

Why has no one done a face swap?

[–]thrillhou5e 0 points1 point ago

[–]AndThenTrumpets 0 points1 point ago

For the love of god someone please shop Artosis onto the face.

[–]lockstocklv 0 points1 point ago

It looks like he smelled a really bad fart.

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

[–]Mocosa 0 points1 point ago

My head hurts from laughing so hard.

[–]Mikxuuz 0 points1 point ago

Ok guys, where does it say that's Jesus? :D:D tell me

[–]mechmuertos 0 points1 point ago

It's like my Lord is doing the derp face. Hey still funny.

[–]BathingInSoup 0 points1 point ago

Zappa?

[–]TranMeister 0 points1 point ago

looks like tobey maguire in spideman.

[–]raznarukus 0 points1 point ago

I bet he can see those invisible kids in Uganda...

[–]Baz85 0 points1 point ago

I sighed at the fact it was a repost, but then laughed.... So you win.

[–]Painkiller655321 0 points1 point ago

It's like he's holding in a fart or something.

[–]Mathlete86 0 points1 point ago

This just made me giggle like a lunatic for 5 straight minutes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

And the lord said, "Thou shalt not Derp."

[–]KoalaKing009 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Brian Posehn.

[–]DJ131 0 points1 point ago

me too, and i was just thinking about this picture the other day.

[–]likwidtek 0 points1 point ago

GERSBERMS

[–]sourkroutamen 0 points1 point ago

Wait. Jesus?

[–]what_the_crap 0 points1 point ago

looks like pedo balki

[–]Gracen 0 points1 point ago

Holy mother of derp..

[–]signspam 0 points1 point ago

Da fuh

[–]Reckoner87 0 points1 point ago

Repost or not, the title is correct.

[–]Flailwielder 0 points1 point ago*

Derpy Jesus vs. The Mummy: Tonight on pay-per-view

[–]fumfar 0 points1 point ago

what the hell is the mummy doing there

[–]inconceivable42 1 point2 points ago

I think it's supposed to be Lazarus. They just wrap their dead in bandages.

[–]MyOwnLogic 0 points1 point ago

That was my first thought also. The way I saw it going down: Mummy is clearly terrorizing the two women and Jesus, ready to dish out the pain, tries to strike terror in the mummy by putting on a crazed necrophiliac face.

[–]jmonsignore -1 points0 points ago

HURRRRRRRRR

[–]irishmafia32 -4 points-3 points ago

Tip, wait a month or two before reposting. It becomes less obvious

[–]dm449 -4 points-3 points ago

Holy Derp!

[–]dbeezy313 2 points3 points ago

Hey guys, close the doors. You're letting the 9gag people in...

[–]NoFillerXXX -2 points-1 points ago

greasy jew jesus

[–]maggieerin -3 points-2 points ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

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[–]iGotChubs4You 4 points5 points ago

yes

[–]thebradhimself -5 points-4 points ago

My friend makes a better jesus face than Jesus.
http://i.imgur.com/IsJZ9.jpg