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Fingering a girl for the first time.... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Ironlung76 5 points6 points ago

Just pretend you are playing street fighter and don't know the special moves

[–]Careful_Houndoom 1 point2 points ago

It's not hard. Even if you have no idea what you're doing, just massage/gently rub the outside of her genitalia first, if you can't locate it after that, then you have a problem x.x.

[–]sergregor 0 points1 point ago

Wow, what a creepy response to a shitty repost.

[–]Careful_Houndoom 1 point2 points ago*

I read /r/sex quite frequently, you learn a lot more then you'd expect, and manage to retain any form of information which you repeatedly see. If facts are creepy, then you're in for a whole world of wonder, I suggest you start drinking heavily.

[–]TheDude- 2 points3 points ago

Way ahead on the drinking part.

[–]sergregor 0 points1 point ago

Do you have any Kahlua?

[–]TheDude- 1 point2 points ago

Not anymorer I dont.

[–]sergregor 0 points1 point ago

anymorer

Well done good sir

[–]sergregor 2 points3 points ago

Dude, I wasn't saying anything you said was inaccurate. I had sex, or "/r/sex", as you call it, earlier today. I agree with the things that you are saying. It's not that the "facts" themselves are creepy. It's when it is appropriate or not to say them. I don't really want to get into it though. Suffice to say nobody will pay attention to this repost bullshit.

Also, I don't mean to be pedantic, but...

your in for a whole world...

I think you meant you're.

[–]Careful_Houndoom 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, fixed. Grammar isn't one of my strong suits.

"It's when it is appropriate or not to say them." Fear of discussion creates a lack of knowledge, if you destroy the fear or illusion of sanctity of something, it becomes less intimidating to any person outside of the topic.

[–]sergregor 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I wouldn't really call it "fear of discussion". You're missing the point here. I'm just saying that we shouldn't pay any more attention to this terrible repost bullshit thread than we already have. Except we are. So I'mma leave now.

[–]geologenius 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry 'bout it brotha, none of us did

[–]spriggig 1 point2 points ago

All women are different, you have to ask if you care about doing it right. Some women can't even figure out how to do it for themselves.

[–]SimilarImage 1 point2 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
5 days Brodo__Faggins How I feel flirting with a girl after being in a relationship for 2 years. here 218 968
2 months loveydoveypoopoo Giving my boyfriend a lapdance for v-day /r/AdviceAnimals 7 168
2 months Skweril How I feel being in my early 20's. /r/AdviceAnimals 325 1081

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[–]baconautics 0 points1 point ago

very simple.

$ cat /etc/passwd [look for a girl's name in GECOS] $ finger [the corresponding username]

this will not be productive if she didn't do a .plan

[–]sergregor -1 points0 points ago

You're supposed to cover your fist in gravy and jam it up her butthole.

After that you burn your house down and kill yourself.

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