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[–]cosmish 0 points1 point ago

With the price of gas? So much less money for activities.

[–]caramelappleyum 0 points1 point ago

Does it have that new car smell?

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 0 points1 point ago

So now you get to pay, what?, two times as much for gas?

[–]Schnauzerbutt 0 points1 point ago

It costs me $28 to fill up my Civic from empty, and it costs my husbands mom $97 to fill up her Suburban from empty. That's a little more than three times as much. It's also more fuel efficient so I only need to fill up every 3 or 4 weeks because I live 10 minutes from work, groceries, restaurants, friends and family. She fills up every week, and I swear if you even look at that car it burns gas. I use the money I save on gas for food, concerts (I live 10 minutes from the light rail station) and art supplies. Have fun with your suburban though because it's whatever makes you happy.

[–]PillsburyDougBoy 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I have a 2004 Suburban (mom's old car) and it averages 12.6 mpg...it's gonna be a long summer...

[–]mustluvtacos -1 points0 points ago

[–]turbovolvozzz -1 points0 points ago

Suburbans are awesome. Haters gon' hate.