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[–]ihasthegame 34 points35 points ago

That's a BINGO!

[–]abngeek 7 points8 points ago

Ya just say bingo.

[–]ihasthegame 6 points7 points ago

Bingo! How fun! But I digress. Where were we?

[–]DeadShotShorty 3 points4 points ago

"Press A to pick up 'Alto Wine'"

[–]NotPhantomasdf -1 points0 points ago

is it bad that that's all i coul stare at the whole time?

[–]Lepicklez 3 points4 points ago

I like how he had to clarify that the black guy was black

[–]noccusJohnstein 1 point2 points ago

Wow, viowastaken can't spell nigga.

[–]Kinetic_Waffle -1 points0 points ago

Neither can you. It's spelt 'nigger', genius.

[–]FedsAgainstGunS 7 points8 points ago

as a troll, yes

[–]V3RTiG0 2 points3 points ago

Confirmed.

[–]elayc 1 point2 points ago

Whoa, someone actually credited /r/gifs for front page content.

[–]Ceejae 1 point2 points ago

If that gif was of a 13 year old I would have agreed whole heartedly.

[–]cgman19 0 points1 point ago

This. One internet for you, good sir.

[–]ajw827 1 point2 points ago

I was in a chat room on justin.tv and someone came in and made a troll racist comment using the N-word. It happened to be a room, showing MST3K, filled with mostly regulars who have been going there for a couple of years.

We all agreed that ignoring trolls was best and if they got out of control, the mods would ban them. They want the attention.

No one responded, so troll wrote a couple of more racist comments. After that, troll wrote "Can anyone see what I'm writing?" Still no response. I don't think he/she could believe it.

Then he wrote "Your All Fags!"

Someone finally responded with *you're, but by then he had left the chat room.

[–]NNYPhillipJFry 5 points6 points ago

How I feel when I have successfully trolled someone

[–]zarasaraz 1 point2 points ago

Saw the banner and hit Back before anything loaded.

Also you are a bad person who does bad things.

and i fell for it

[–]MissMaeDae 1 point2 points ago

Ass

[–]NNYPhillipJFry 2 points3 points ago

:-D you made my day

[–]MissMaeDae 2 points3 points ago

I don't know what I was expecting... I should have known...

[–]DrDWayneLove 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap is anyone else reading that AMA?

EDIT: Seriously, the mods are like...normal people.

[–]ORANGERED-FOR-YOU 0 points1 point ago

[–]Jandklo 0 points1 point ago

ORANGERED FOR ME.

[–]Kinakuta 0 points1 point ago

Damn you.

[–]Wyzyl 1 point2 points ago

Takes a bow

Although I'm beginning to think it somewhat unhealthy to check my inbox with a trollface plastered on my face. If that carries into my other e-mail habits...

[–]curtify 0 points1 point ago

I'm in the 5th room, watching you.

[–]RetroIntro 0 points1 point ago

The amount of love I have for this gif is the only reason I am okay with seeing it so often.

[–]TwoHands 0 points1 point ago

Dunno about you guys, but when I've finally found a nerve to start picking at, I'm kinda doing the peter griffin ascending laugh.

[–]RustleAllTheJimmies 0 points1 point ago

sure, but I'm much taller

[–]Pieloi 0 points1 point ago

pretty true actually, I was rustling the shit out of 4chan the other day, they were posting Rustled jimmies pics and I kept asking them to Remove jimmies from the premises.

Til one snapped, to which I replied "Did I hear a rustle?". True story.

[–]demonseamen 0 points1 point ago

Looks just like moi!

[–]pierenjan 0 points1 point ago

Something I noticed while watching Inglourious basterds: The Mysterious Moving Bottle

[–]asstits 0 points1 point ago*

[–]cokedick_louie 0 points1 point ago

thats about right.

[–]mrgonuts 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry its the only pleasure i get

[–]karmaislikegolf 0 points1 point ago

As a troll, I can confirm this.

[–]A2Aegis -1 points0 points ago

I'm glad that fucker got a nice "tattoo" before the end of the movie.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

This is true. Bitch.