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[–]chemicalxx112 260 points261 points ago

I wish I had a black friend.

[–]r-howtonotgiveafuck 138 points139 points ago

I can be your friend. I'm not black.

[–]NightHawk929 113 points114 points ago

Can I call you chocolate bear?

[–]DachshundBob 61 points62 points ago

Ok, Vanilla Bear.

[–]rickgolec 53 points54 points ago

I've always connected most with Caramel Bear. We hardly knew him!

[–]NJ_Lyons 18 points19 points ago

Vote for Caramel Bear.

[–]Machinax 14 points15 points ago

Rest in peace, Caramel Bear.

[–]TheRedFacedAvenger 1 point2 points ago

I found it kind of sad how he ended. But I guess there wouldn't have been any place for him in JD's and Turk's bromance

[–]jamesneysmith 0 points1 point ago

Whoa shit, that's Pedro, no?

[–]icegoat -3 points-2 points ago

You are now tagged as "Caramel Bear"

[–]rickgolec 0 points1 point ago

Dreams do come true!

[–]DoctorQualified 0 points1 point ago

Then what good are you?!

[–]alage21 53 points54 points ago

I'm black and I will be your friend.. Plus I work at KFC..

[–]youra6[!] 42 points43 points ago

For the last time Black Doug, you don't work at KFC.

[–]bigsz 5 points6 points ago

Hey, hey, easy with that shit. Come on...

[–]jakemyers7 0 points1 point ago

when youve had kfc...the shit comes easy

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Oh man, I could go for like...a baker's dozen of those biscuits right now.

[–]runsoutofspace 9 points10 points ago

Baker's dozen... that's like 48, right?

[–]Janake 1 point2 points ago

13

[–]fallintrust 1 point2 points ago

I need your ovaries.

[–]tora22 1 point2 points ago

You're the owner of Pollos Hermanos aren't you?

[–]lurkerturneduser 5 points6 points ago

Ok, but you can't ride in my car. Don't wanna get pulled over.

[–]thesorrow312 0 points1 point ago

Not a proletariat friend

[–]efwiz 8 points9 points ago

I'm black, but...there's an application fee.

[–]MagicMurderBean 2 points3 points ago

bout two fiddy?

[–]SilencehasFallen 4 points5 points ago

Nah, more like tree fiddy

[–]MagicMurderBean 0 points1 point ago

makes it two niddynines and we square root.

[–]webhead311 5 points6 points ago

i wish i had a friend...

[–]ValiantTurtle19 0 points1 point ago

My black son?

[–]thisiswhyimbored 60 points61 points ago

[–]callmeWia 45 points46 points ago

I actually thought it was the guy on the right who was pretending to chill. Then I remember seeing this picture.. and realized it must be the guy on the left who didn't get knocked out by his own hook shot.

[–]Kinglink 44 points45 points ago

You go to your netflix, your friend with all the dvds, or your bittorrent site, and then you watch scrubs.. You watch it until you have seen them all. And then you'll never need to guess...

[–]Indoorsman 0 points1 point ago

While I enjoy the show, there was some of the newer ones that were horribly fucking awful. Should start from the beginning and as soon as they get bad stop so you have that great unrefined flavor in your mouth.

[–]Kinglink 8 points9 points ago

If by newer one, you meant Season 9 (once Zach Braff started not being the main star) yeah, they were, but that's not Scrubs, that's Scrubs med school. I consider that another series all together.

They had ups and downs but overall I think they remained funny up to that point.

[–]hakkzpets 2 points3 points ago

Also, last episode of Season 8 will make anyone shed manly tears.

[–]Lampmonster1 2 points3 points ago

I cannot tell you how much I loved that they made you wait 8 freaking years for Cox to admit he liked JD. Sure, there were little admissions, but nothing like the finale.

[–]hakkzpets 0 points1 point ago*

My only problem with it was that they ruined everything with a stupid joke.

That episode would have been so much better if JD wouldn't have come back and gone all "HAHAHAHA IT WAS A SET UP!!!!". I actually got a little bit annoyed that they destroyed such a big moment in the series with a stupid joke for cheap laughs.

To me they could have had JD come back and scream "POO POO", would have been no different really.

[–]Lampmonster1 0 points1 point ago

But that was their thing. They almost always had a little humor right in with those big moments. Either way, I just loved Cox's sincerity. "He was my friend." And now I have to watch it.

[–]gkx 1 point2 points ago

Not entirely true, but not terrible advice. Some earlier ones aren't great, but that doesn't mean one should stop watching there. I'd say any viewer should still watch the first eight. Can't comment on the ninth, as I was told not to watch it and therefore did not.

[–]ENKC 0 points1 point ago

Can't comment on the ninth, as I was told not to watch it and therefore did not.

ಠ_ಠ

You say that so affirmatively. As if you have no desire to decide for yourself.

[–]gkx 0 points1 point ago

I could see that it was getting worse, and I mostly only watch shows retrospectively (when the DVDs come out), and I heard SO MUCH BAD from the ninth season, I never bothered to watch it.

I'll probably watch it eventually, but I have other shows to watch etc.

[–]callmeWia 0 points1 point ago

HEY! That was surprisingly good! Thanks for sending me these right before my exams! Hahahah...

[–]FraggotMan -3 points-2 points ago

uh..the guy on the right look like he got knocked the fuck out, bro

[–]jam3zz 4 points5 points ago

Thank you. I just spent a good thirty minutes watching related Scrubs vids. Time well spent!

[–]Quazifuji 2 points3 points ago

Damn, I'd only seen this picture and never the context before, and I always assumed Hook Shot referred to something like the hookshot from Zelda games.

[–]newtointernet 0 points1 point ago

I can't do this all on my own... dododododood

[–]jam3zz 106 points107 points ago

[–]ThoughtA 23 points24 points ago

"One of the sistas today called me 'cracka!'"

[–]Lampmonster1 5 points6 points ago

I keep telling you, that's not a compliment.

[–]NoseKnowsAll 20 points21 points ago

I love Scrubs because of these little easter eggs.

[–]word_nerd_mcgoo 180 points181 points ago*

There should be a dating site but instead of dating it's like for male best friends. I want what they have.

[–]gnomemania 23 points24 points ago

Brocial Networking.

[–]free_boosie 130 points131 points ago

Oh god, that sounds so sad.

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[–]RangerSchool 22 points23 points ago

Bromances are fun. I have bromance triangle... A brahmajatwa if you will. My wife just laughs at how close we are. Highly recommended!

[–]DRxCarbine 6 points7 points ago

run away from your wives and go take shrooms with your best friend and watch cirque du soleil

[–]icegoat 4 points5 points ago

Well be an entrepreneur! Make that website! Wait we dont need that we have reddit. I'll be your friend!

[–]jamesneysmith 1 point2 points ago

On some podcast the other day these guys were talking about male friendships and one of them said, 'At a certain point you're just stuck with your old friends from school; even if you don't really like them.' How true he was.

[–]MoXria 1 point2 points ago

I am 25 but do not have a wife, kid or a job... so...

[–]jedrekk 0 points1 point ago

I have a close male friend I met when I was 32, he was 29. If there's a "certain age", 27 isn't it.

[–]Die-Nacht 0 points1 point ago

If you have hobbies, won't you make friends don't it? Like join a meet up for said hobbies. Also work.

[–]Kristastic 30 points31 points ago

Or does it sound so right?

[–]frank2791 4 points5 points ago

[–]Kristastic 1 point2 points ago

I fucking love Always Sunny .. I haven't seen nearly enough episodes.

[–]frank2791 0 points1 point ago

Second season was my favorite.

[–]Hisui92 -4 points-3 points ago

No, just sad.

[–]Kristastic 2 points3 points ago

Or right?

OKay, I concede defeat. I would still use the site, though.

[–]AaronInTheForest 2 points3 points ago

I could use a site like that. My best bro and I fell out a few years back and I have yet to find my new hetero-lifemate. An online site might really help out with that.

[–]ughwhatwasitagain 2 points3 points ago

It only sounds sad because its not something we grew up with as normal, watch these younger generations are picking up facebook and shit. Before we know it all these kids will only date through dating websites.

Because, only old fashioned old people ask each other in person. It just comes down to the current cultural trend.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Which is why such a site doesn't exist. Which is in itself, perhaps also sad.

[–]Take42 7 points8 points ago

I'm sorry.

[–]radbrad7 4 points5 points ago

Don't be sorry, nothing wrong with a little bromance.

[–]CommandZ 1 point2 points ago

[–]Bashasaurus -1 points0 points ago

totally, we could give each other handy's and go out for beers!

[–]Banger85 83 points84 points ago

EAGLE!

[–]moebius23 73 points74 points ago

I'm a big fan of scrubs, I watched all the episodes in German (because that's my native language) and I never knew what you guys where talking about when you mentioned "eagle" whenever someone was talking about scrubs. I don't know why exactly, but this "joke" got lost in the german translation; they translated it with "i'm flying!". I think it would have been easier for the german fans to remember JD saying "eagle!" rather than "I'm flying".
Also, I don't know why I'm writing this.

[–]Ian_Messi 16 points17 points ago

That's the greatest way to end a random fact about something.

[–]elHuron 10 points11 points ago

I always hate when I re-watch a movie in English and realise that all the jokes got lost in German. Also, the voice acting is usually really boring and monotonous.

Subtitles are the way to go!

[–]kniteli 2 points3 points ago

Also, the voice acting is usually really boring and monotonous.

This is really the problem with dubs; it takes a very special group to make the voice over as memorable as the original.

[–]elHuron 0 points1 point ago

Oddly enough, shows for children have the best dubbing, in my experience.

Or maybe just shows in general? Perhaps for an entire series they find better voice actors to make sure that people stay vested in the show.

[–]xorgol 0 points1 point ago

On the other hand the Italian dubbing is usually quite great. Star Wars Episode 3, for example, is actually better in the dubbed version than the original. Anakin actually displays some feeling!

[–]SisterPhister 2 points3 points ago

They didn't have to compete very hard against the English voice acting.

[–]gkx 3 points4 points ago

Just curious, how did they handle the episode where the patient only spoke German? Did they have him speak English or something?

[–]moebius23 7 points8 points ago

Do you mean the episode with "Hermann the German" (that's the episode with 99 Luftballons) ?
In the German version he is talking Danish. Which is weird, because nobody understood why they were playing 99 Luftballons.

[–]gkx 2 points3 points ago

I did, thank you. :)

That's interesting. I suppose that makes sense, as it would probably break immersion if they said "He's speaking English" (considering the show is set in the US still, I assume). I like that fix a lot.

[–]InvaderPhantom 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but in the German dub they made J.D. say afterwards "'Dänen lügen nicht' would have been better, I guess..." which is a German song about Danish people.

And yes, Elliot is from Danish descent in the German dub.

[–]LemonRaven 0 points1 point ago

He was Dutch. or Danish...?

[–]intelplatoon 11 points12 points ago

i read this in a german accent. thank you

[–]ValiantTurtle19 1 point2 points ago

German, such a beautiful, yet fucking scary ass language. Ahh scrubs, what would we do without you?

[–]Glowingwind 1 point2 points ago

Such as its word for "Smog"?

[–]seriouslydamaged 1 point2 points ago

You're welcome!

[–]KamikazeMizZ 52 points53 points ago

ahem EEEEEEEEEEEGUUULLLLLLL!!!

[–]cptcliche 6 points7 points ago

[–]wompemwompem 426 points427 points ago

Bromance level 199

[–]GedTheFlayer 291 points292 points ago

Whoa, whoa, whoa, back up there. The term is "Guy Love".

[–]wompemwompem 107 points108 points ago*

Dont compromise, the feeling of some other guy, holding up your heart into the sky

[–]DachshundBob 76 points77 points ago

It's guy love....looks lovingly into eyes between two guuuuuyyyssssss...

[–]wompemwompem 59 points60 points ago

But in a totally manly way

[–]TheAckIsBack 35 points36 points ago

Let's go!!!

[–]french91 19 points20 points ago

I'll be there to care through all the lows, I'll be there to share the highs!

[–]Sadonyoriik 25 points26 points ago

You're the only man who's ever been inside of mee!!

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

whoa whoa, i just took out his appendix!

[–]Kristastic 22 points23 points ago

There's no need to clarify!

[–]___eo 36 points37 points ago

EAAAAGGLLLEEEEE!!!!

[–]BordomBeThyName 0 points1 point ago

dangerzone!

[–]shpider 4 points5 points ago

[–]MrAndroidFilms 4 points5 points ago

Aw man bring it in for a hug

[–]vulpinehippo 2 points3 points ago

Repost level 199

[–]zeroanima 25 points26 points ago

Is it wrong that I feel sad that I don't have a friend like this?

[–]eloquentnemesis 12 points13 points ago

no =[

[–]deathbytray 2 points3 points ago

Wel, you two could probably work this out. Let us how how it's going.

[–]BornWithCuriosity 2 points3 points ago

It is important to how how it's going.

[–]jakemyers7 2 points3 points ago

...im looking for a curious friend

[–]BornWithCuriosity 1 point2 points ago

Hello there.

[–]jakemyers7 1 point2 points ago

i read that in George Takei's voice

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[–]biga29 17 points18 points ago

Than your relationship was nothing like JD an Turks.

[–]omnomnomnomnomnomn0m 21 points22 points ago

[–]building_a_moat 4 points5 points ago

nothin gay about it

[–]imamidget 36 points37 points ago

WHERE ARE YOU, ZACH? I know you're here lurking somewhere.

[–]DrChoco 13 points14 points ago

Here you go.

[–]scarredxsounds 12 points13 points ago

where is this from?

[–]Mixdroid 44 points45 points ago

Scrubs. Great show check it out sometime

[–]InvaderPhantom 7 points8 points ago

Holy crap. Imagine, guys. This guy has never seen Scrubs. He can watch the whole series without knowing what is going to happen. Oh what I would give to be him right now ;_;

Have fun watching one of the best comedy/drama shows of all time, scarredxsounds. Enjoy it because you have the chance that we don't have anymore.

[–]Annies_Boobs 0 points1 point ago

I've been rewatching the whole thing for the third time now. Even if you know what's coming it is still so much fun to watch.

[–]Akiba89 12 points13 points ago

I upvote this because it was posted an hour ago and I just assumed you found one of tv's biggest goldmines and became too busy to respond.

[–]adgre1 16 points17 points ago

oh, this made me a little sad

[–]swimminginafishbowl 7 points8 points ago

I don't even care that this is a repost. It just makes me so dang happy

[–]twohoursago 16 points17 points ago

Scrubs made this hilarious way before Community did. With that said, I love Community.

[–]Omnipotent0 0 points1 point ago

Just started watching Comminity. By far one of the funniest shows.

[–]Boromarl 2 points3 points ago

Just don't let him stay passed out too long. That's -super- bad for you.

[–]RabidRy 3 points4 points ago

I would hope my friend made sure I got medical treatment for a concussion, especially if that friend was a doctor.

[–]xAorta 1 point2 points ago

It would indeed be the danger zone.

[–]PlayDiaPlay 2 points3 points ago

I miss that show

[–]con42scientist 2 points3 points ago

I will never not upvote Scrubs. It made me who I am today.

[–]forkandspoon2011 2 points3 points ago

I would watch a show that was Turk and JD in an alternative universe where they decided to be detectives instead of doctors.... Would have all the same characters just in a new setting...

[–]NotOverHisEX 1 point2 points ago

yeah... true friendship is great, especially when there someone you truly care about. Sarah was always doing silly things to me happy... boy was she great...fuck you sarah, cheating whore.

[–]foley316 2 points3 points ago

[–]MIRcakes8D 1 point2 points ago

Bros for life !!!

[–]purplestofthepurples 1 point2 points ago

His shirt makes me think of the Dead Kennedys song "Drug Me" except saying "hug me" instead

[–]Ju_In_Shoes 1 point2 points ago

Does anyone know how he knocked himself out with a hook shot?

[–]fallintrust 3 points4 points ago

Because JD

[–]notbookies 1 point2 points ago

The ball bounced off of the backboard and hit him in the head.

[–]ENKC 0 points1 point ago

Basketball reasons.

[–]DogsArePeopleTooo 1 point2 points ago

I did something like that for my best friend when we were little kids. She was meditating, which was weird to our classmates and even though I wasn't so into the idea, I still sat down with her to meditate so she wouldn't be picked on alone...and so I could hurl comebacks at the kids who gave us shit about it. One of my favorite grade school memories ever.

[–]popidge 1 point2 points ago

You're a nice person. Keep doing what you're doing

[–]Stumblebee 1 point2 points ago

Who is talking to who? Looks like the guy in the pink is talking all three frames.

Note: I know this is Scrubs, but I never watched the show enough to learn character names.

[–]gkx 1 point2 points ago

Your note makes me sad.

[–]PatternOfKnives 1 point2 points ago

Now kiss!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

When my best friend saw the image from across the room, he quoted every line to me before I even had a chance to read it. True Scrubs fan.

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[–]letsgetinspired 2 points3 points ago

That is the wrong use of the word "laid"; it should be "lay".

Confirmation Source: http://www.chompchomp.com/handouts/irregularrules02.pdf

Does Reddit only like correcting simple grammar mistakes?

[–]Cayou 2 points3 points ago

Your source contradicts what you say. "Lay" is a transitive verb, you lay something (or someone, as in the example given in the PDF) down. "Lie" is intransitive, you lie down. The usage shown in OP's submission is correct.

[–]Teotwawki69 4 points5 points ago

The way I like to remember it...

You don't need anyone or anything else to lie; you need someone or something else to get laid. So... "I lied down," but "I laid the book on the table." Easy to remember when you think of it like that.

[–]Madzos 0 points1 point ago

If you're quoting, it doesn't matter what's grammatically correct; you quote what the person actually said, mistakes and all.

[–]Laeryken 0 points1 point ago

It's so true. I love them.

[–]Vrael22 0 points1 point ago

Guy love, That's all it is, Guy love, He's mine, I'm his, There's nothing gay about it in our eyes.

[–]totesmegokes 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love Scrubs.

[–]DeadShotShorty 0 points1 point ago

Our class got to reenact this episode for our "Television Production II" final project in College 2 semesters ago. I got the part of JD.

They had to re-shoot that damned basketball to the head scene about 13 times...

[–]dshel 0 points1 point ago

I literally just watched this episode. This pic is just another reason why Scrubs is my all time fave. EAGLE!

[–]Elisionist 0 points1 point ago

you'll be happy to know that these two actors are best friend in real life as well =]

[–]Shatha33 0 points1 point ago

The scrubs nerd in me must point out the 3rd frame is a miss-quote...but he pretty much says the same thing.

[–]dragon_guy12 0 points1 point ago

Well thanks to this post I just watched the episodes My Catalyst to My Screw-Up and now I feel like crying.

[–]Nhl5108 0 points1 point ago

Wait what show is that agian? I rember seeing that part

[–]Ender1337otron 0 points1 point ago

Ah, JD and Turk. The greatest love story ever told. Totally not gay.

[–]JohnnysLanPartyHat 0 points1 point ago

HUG ME!

[–]Razer1103 0 points1 point ago

Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that true friendship is having someone who will chill with you to spare you the embarrassment of being unconscious in the middle of a parking lot.

Never take your friends for granted.

[–]spillcheck 0 points1 point ago

the world needs more scrubs syndication.

[–]DarkWingPig 0 points1 point ago

Why would I?

[–]physically_unfit 0 points1 point ago

SNEAK HUG

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

repost. boring.

[–]AceRage4 0 points1 point ago

Hey, what show is this? I think reddit has convinced me to watch it.

[–]blahblahblahxyz123 0 points1 point ago

<checks watch> Yep. It's been about a month. Time for this to get to the front page again.

[–]McGravin 0 points1 point ago

Actually, he's not a very good doctor if he sees someone get knocked unconscious and doesn't get concerned. That's a sure sign of a concussion, possibly a fractured skull, and at worst, brain damage.

Either that, or he's a perfectly fine doctor but a really terrible friend.

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[–]skymanj 43 points44 points ago

It's guy love. Between two guys.

[–]imad85 12 points13 points ago

Nothing gay about it in our eyes.

[–]Teotwawki69 0 points1 point ago

Except for that awkward moment when the balls touch, of course.

[–]dan2737 8 points9 points ago

We're just two guys and we're having a good time.

[–]Teotwawki69 1 point2 points ago

I think Jorma is staring at your ass.

[–]NBThunderbolt 2 points3 points ago

"It's guy love, that's all it is.

Guy love. He's mine, I'm his.

There's nothing gay about it in our eyes."

[–]spikey666 -5 points-4 points ago

Good friend, terrible Doctor.