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Don't mind me... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Funktapus 85 points86 points ago

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Stop it dog you are not fooling anyone

you don't work here

[–]TheCuntDestroyer 39 points40 points ago

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You're right! He is actually more into roofing.

[–]mechasmokey10 6 points7 points ago

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I didn't think you'd have time in your day to learn about dogs in between cunt smashing sessions.

[–]Sit-Down_Comedian -1 points0 points ago

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DESTROYING... shit, it literally says it right there in the last comment in his name and you STILL fuck it up... Some people man...

[–]mechasmokey10 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, man. I knew it was destroying, but in my head it sounds better to say cunt smashing. It's just got a ring to it when it becomes a verb. Sorry about it anyways...

[–]slaveofosiris 10 points11 points ago

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you are a dog. you cannot operate a crane. you don't even have hands.

[–]JimboMonkey1234 2 points3 points ago

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Hey! This is kinda random, but where is that from? Not the exact wording, but that general idea. I've heard it a lot and feel like its from some comedian or something.

[–]Fluke_Artist 0 points1 point ago

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this is actually a documented meme, Know your meme has it as Buzzkilling

[–]JimboMonkey1234 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks! tips hat

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]sevenandtwo 4 points5 points ago

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i don't get this.

[–]SuperSlyRy 0 points1 point ago

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Gay pride.

[–]I8bacon 0 points1 point ago

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Please stop. I mean it

[–]Aeokus 24 points25 points ago

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Haha silly dog, thinks it's people.

[–]haremlord 35 points36 points ago

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Australian version http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3of0yl/

[–]myusernamestaken 13 points14 points ago

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I do believe this is the original

[–]Nintendbro 4 points5 points ago

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It certainly is! I should know because I made it.

Guy that made that meme and it accidentally went viral AMA

In all seriousness yes it's mine and I'm Australian

[–]roosters93 1 point2 points ago

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he looks too happy though!

[–]Pattt 0 points1 point ago

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Props.

[–]Hysteriia -2 points-1 points ago

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This is where someone takes that image, flips it upside-down, and says "FTFY"

But not me; I am far too lazy.

[–]carinishead 6 points7 points ago

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If you think I'm workin overtime, you're barkin up the wrong tree.

[–]frankthomas35 40 points41 points ago

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I'll allow it

[–]Takedown22 16 points17 points ago

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k frank

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Dustin- 2 points3 points ago

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http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jm2zRUuK1r1rnalo1_400.gif

[–]ScrambleSoup 3 points4 points ago

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The Big Hurt is a redditor?

[–]CompSci_Enthusiast 2 points3 points ago

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HEY!

That is a job for JudgeWhoAllowsThings

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]ShogunPhone 5 points6 points ago*

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What makes sense? Certainly not you.

(Pretty sure the message is gonna be deleted so I took some of my time to screenshot the spammer's username. Yes, I know it's whatmaksesense but that doesn't makes sense.)

[–]Isayimanatheist 6 points7 points ago

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CAN WE BAN THIS GUY^

[–]Sexy_Pitbull 0 points1 point ago

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I think he has great timing and imagination!!!

[–]mintygood 9 points10 points ago

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How the hell did you get your dog to cooperate?

[–]HAVE_A_CHILL_DAY 0 points1 point ago

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Its 420... How do you think?

[–]Caligineus[S] -4 points-3 points ago

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This is where I disappoint you by telling you that it's a friend's dog, and I had nothing to do with taking the picture.

[–]JasmineSassypants 11 points12 points ago

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hate to burst your bubble, but i'm pretty sure i've seen this picture before.

but then again, i don't even care because it makes me laugh everytime!

[–]Slehpher 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen it too, from a certain "Dog"

[–]Caligineus[S] -5 points-4 points ago

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Oh... you could be right. I know he has a golden lab and he posted this on FB. Just made the assumption. But yeah, it's freaking amazing either way... it's just so convincing in the clothes haha

[–]Slehpher 0 points1 point ago

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I know who this picture is of. :)

[–]Caligineus[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Yeah, my buddy posted this on Facebook as his dog, apparently that's not the case. My bad.

[–]Vanilla_Guerilla 4 points5 points ago

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You got a laugh out of this bitter internet person. Enjoy your upvote.

[–]wtf_is_an_reddit 3 points4 points ago

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Hey dog, that concrete is dry! Stop trying to smooth it out, it's not going to work.

[–]strppngynglad 5 points6 points ago

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But could he help build a house?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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God speed you on your way to the front page!

[–]johntrick 1 point2 points ago

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Good call. Whats going to the front page next jonbeard? Perhaps massage therapist dog?

[–]deepfriedunderpants 2 points3 points ago

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It seems that the K9 influence is starting to replace cats online...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm ok with that.

The times they are a'changin -dog Dylan

[–]MMK21 1 point2 points ago

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To poorly play upon this joke it would be fair to say that this dog is a little ruff around the edges

[–]SimpleOverthinker 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed too hard at this

[–]Fleshflayer 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck you.

[–]jordo84 1 point2 points ago

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The funniest version I've seen of this reads "F@k me Cnts... Is it smoko yet?

[–]ltdragon 0 points1 point ago

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oh and the uproar that created on FB....

[–]Minich 1 point2 points ago

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is this honestly what memes have come to

[–]ak-4bacon 1 point2 points ago

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its 4/20 and my mind just got fucking blown.

[–]Gigem 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god. I laughed so long at this. GREAT potential.

[–]iRave 2 points3 points ago

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I rather enjoyed laughing at this. :)

[–]mrgat 1 point2 points ago

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hahahah oh man you nailed it

[–]tyranosisyphus_rex 1 point2 points ago

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Kill meee...

[–]ericcsson6 1 point2 points ago

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Laughed so hard at this, thanks dude!

[–]XChronic 1 point2 points ago

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I get it! "Ruff"! As in, the sound a dog makes!

[–]Caligineus[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Oh ho! You've found the joke! What clever person you are!

[–]PlumDogMillionaire 0 points1 point ago

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_>

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is the greatest image macro ever made, that I've seen this night

[–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

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This is the greatest 
image macro ever made, 
that I've seen this night

[–]jon__snow 0 points1 point ago

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The picture was funnier than the caption.

[–]TokenRedditGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure the dog was not happy about being forced to do that...

[–]IndecisiveDC 0 points1 point ago

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It's less funny when you think it's taxidermy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Just the way your mother likes it.

[–]eno77 0 points1 point ago

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Probably a union worker and you most likely overpaid for that sidewalk. I thought we had illegal immigrants for that shit...srongitchudog?

[–]deepfriedunderpants 0 points1 point ago

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Lawyer dogs less successful brother?

[–]Paul_Shinfo 0 points1 point ago

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Meh, an already funny picture made even funnier by a cringeworthy, yet amazing pun...

I'm happy with that!

[–]BehindtheHype 0 points1 point ago

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That poor dog looks like a schmuck.

[–]ColdCaulkCraig 0 points1 point ago

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you know its 420 when this shit's on the front page

[–]tshamner 0 points1 point ago

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Sir, is this dog legally authorized to work in this country?

[–]MooseStash 0 points1 point ago

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I hate that this made me laugh so much.

[–]blndfusion 0 points1 point ago

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Rowdy?

[–]johntrick 0 points1 point ago

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Whats next, Dr. Dog? Oh wait...

[–]stagos 0 points1 point ago

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Is repost but can't not upvote. RPG effect...

[–]stevesirena 0 points1 point ago

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This is the best thing i have ever seen

[–]enlightened-one 0 points1 point ago

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I have no idea what I'm doing

[–]Obi_Wan_Shinobi 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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haha! He thinks he's people!

[–]supergalactic 0 points1 point ago

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Dog, you are not in the union.

[–]recreational 0 points1 point ago

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And then the front page was nothing but construction dog for the next twenty four hours.

[–]Alcois 0 points1 point ago

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where's the eel?!

[–]DrFunkalot 0 points1 point ago

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On your way.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I giggled

[–]BipolarBear0 -1 points0 points ago

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This is funny, but it doesn't belong in this subreddit. OP, you should repost it in /r/funny.

[–]Caligineus[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Ah my bad, I figured it went here. Seems like it's going to stay here though. Noted for next time.

[–]BipolarBear0 0 points1 point ago

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No problem. It could be a bit confusing, considering that your picture is of an animal.

[–]ennis_del_mar -1 points0 points ago

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How is this not upvoted anymore!?

[–]wesley_cru5her -1 points0 points ago

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I'm reporting this to P. E. T. A.

Edit: by P. E. T. A. I mean people eating tasty animals.

[–]bamaslammer -1 points0 points ago

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dammit. you earned this upvote.

[–]Volaire -2 points-1 points ago

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He later stated

[–]xSchwan -1 points0 points ago

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Incredible.

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