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[–]Tybodsm 385 points386 points ago

You should see his brother's waiting room- he's a gynecologist

[–]Quaytsar 199 points200 points ago*

And yet it's still filled with teeth...

Addendum: Yes, I know of the film Teeth and the fictional condition vagina dentata. I wouldn't have made the joke otherwise. You can stop mentioning it.

[–]donpapillon 78 points79 points ago

Vagina Dentata!

[–]furmat60 102 points103 points ago

What a wonderful phrase!

[–]DRhexagon 89 points90 points ago

It means no penis, for the rest of your days!

[–]furmat60 62 points63 points ago

It's our flaccid free philosophy!

[–]D3PyroGS 32 points33 points ago

Oh god that vagina

[–]andytuba 14 points15 points ago

[read in the boar's voice, speaking]

[–]shifty1776 6 points7 points ago

Pumba

[–]happytime1711 3 points4 points ago

Poonba

[–]r1a 7 points8 points ago

I love all of you.

[–]Geeraff -5 points-4 points ago

I don't think that line works.

Would you not be flaccid in such a circumstance...?

[–]BipolarBear0 6 points7 points ago

You wouldn't be flaccid since you wouldn't have anything to be flaccid with.

[–]PLAAND 5 points6 points ago

Correct, nevertheless "phallus-free" probably would have worked better.

[–]Atalayac 28 points29 points ago

What a wonderful phrase...

[–]furmat60 5 points6 points ago

I'm so, so sorry :(

[–]N3RiX 7 points8 points ago

I love how your comment was said at the exact same time but you have no upvotes :(

Btw that room is freaking cool, though if I was a kid i'd probably be scared

[–]ytayj 4 points5 points ago

I remember a Sealife centre that had a mockup giant great white shark's mouth that kids (as I was at the time) could sit in and have photos taken. The effect looked really good in the photos.

[–]JARSOFDUNG 10 points11 points ago

Did anyone see Teeth (2007) movie about this?

[–]Erameyad 2 points3 points ago

YES. Finally someone else whos seen it!

[–]YummyCar 2 points3 points ago

Yes and most people think I'm the biggest creep for seeing it...

[–]Kensin 1 point2 points ago

Not yet...

[–]Tattoodled 1 point2 points ago

Yes!! Oh the memories...

[–]kablammywhammy 0 points1 point ago

Yea, it was great. Scared the shit out of every guy I knew who saw it.

[–]Mr_Titicaca 1 point2 points ago

Dentatatata

[–]abagofdicks 0 points1 point ago

A metal band was just born.

[–]Hero_of_Hyrule 20 points21 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]NASA_HIGH 7 points8 points ago

Watch Teeth on Netflix. Actually, don't.

[–]Erameyad 4 points5 points ago

"I haven't jacked off since easter!" as he is raping her...rofl what a priceless movie.

[–]Magic_Beef_Injection 4 points5 points ago

.

[–]TheNotoriousMSG 2 points3 points ago

DIBS ON THE WISDOM TEETH.

[–]Alexander_Snow 5 points6 points ago*

[–]CannedMango 0 points1 point ago

[–]whydoipoopsomuch 4 points5 points ago

You should see his cousin's office, he's a proctologist.

[–]Bored 1 point2 points ago

Solid Joke with a capital "J".

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Just as long as they're not doing this at a proctologists office then I guess it can be considered...NOPE

[–]BrobotVikingJesus 0 points1 point ago

And his other brother the proctologist...you DEFINITELY don't want to see his waiting room.

[–]MrKrazybones 94 points95 points ago

Gotta admit, that's actually pretty cool

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points ago

It is pretty cool, but those chairs look uncomfortable as hell.

[–]felixjawesome 14 points15 points ago

Makes the actual cleaning procedure that much more comfortable....

I mean, the last time I was at the dentist they had some TV hovering over me while the hygienist was cleaning and I saw something funny and starting laughing....laughter is what made the blood come. So much blood.....

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

I don't think the dentist is as bad as people make it. The needles suck, but after I'm all numbed up, they could use a hammer and chisel and I wouldn't feel it. Always ask for the bite block, makes it so much better.

[–]felixjawesome 3 points4 points ago

Try having a laugh attack at the dentist. Stick my dick in the mash potatoes was the phrase that set me off.

But really, I have no problem with the dentist other than the fact that I have no insurance and haven't been for a check up in years...but like Washington didn't have teeth and he did alright. As did Bleeding Gums Murphy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Lol, that's cool you had a TV tho. Last time I brought my ipod and zoned out for an hour while they did their thing. Just thinking about it and god does that first needle suck so bad.

[–]LionEyes 1 point2 points ago

What's a bite block?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

It's just a piece of plastic/rubber that you bite down on and keeps your mouth propped open for you. Holding your mouth open that whole time really gets tiring. Here's an example of one. After I found out these existed, I never turned back.

[–]Mr_Titicaca 1 point2 points ago

That's what she said.

[–]andytuba 1 point2 points ago

I had a dentist's appointment this week and was amazed at how little pain the dentist gave me. I think it's because he switched to a sonic dentist's pick, which didn't really hurt as much but goddamn my ears.

But yeah. Awesome dentist. I hope my dental insurance covers his clinic (forgot to double-check, I am fiscally irresponsible) because he's an superlative tooth-picker.

[–]felixjawesome 2 points3 points ago

The physical pain doesn't phase me. It's the financial pain that does.

[–]Tattoodled 0 points1 point ago

Here here!

[–]KhanOfBorg 1 point2 points ago

I know that experience... all too well. One time, there was a program showing a bunch of shimmeringly white-toothed individuals smiling, and their faces morphing into various other animals - gorillas, giraffes, dogs, you name it. Only the human teeth remained. Then, there was an entire short movie about two dogs driving up in a red convertible, and performing dental work on one another. It just kept getting crazier and crazier - and all the while, I was cracking up while a sharp medical implement was in my mouth.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Lol, clever.

[–]Carriyaki 1 point2 points ago

They should be beanbag chairs

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

What an excellent idea. Wouldn't you always go to that dentist they had these?

[–]Guustaaf 88 points89 points ago

It's actually a room in a children's museum in San José, Costa Rica. It also seems to have tongue map on the floor, kinda bad for a children's museum ><.

[–]andytuba 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, kids don't really have those sexual connotations at that age, if that's what you're referring to. They just think it's weird and cool and gross to be walking on a tongue.

EDIT: Or are you referring to the newer research that has indicated that the "tongue map" is bad data and will ruin their poor scientific minds? CONSPIRACY KEANU

[–]NonPermissive 1 point2 points ago

Salado is salt in Spanish, so it appears you're right.

[–]Tattoodled 0 points1 point ago

NonPermissive is right.. It's basically a taste bud map.. The two sides are salty and the front part is sweet.

[–]scrumpnugget 0 points1 point ago

thank you! i knew there was no way this was at a dentist's office. and i'm aggravated that your comment is not at the top, where it should be. sorry i only have but one upvote to give.

[–]ZachZombi 35 points36 points ago

It's like a blowjob for your whole body

[–]badaba 25 points26 points ago

NO! Way too much teeth.

[–]ZachZombi 7 points8 points ago

That's why I just chill on the tongue

[–]badaba 8 points9 points ago

But then do you pull out?

[–]ZachZombi 8 points9 points ago

Never pull out

[–]badaba 4 points5 points ago

But....but...but...oh god, that poor jaw!

[–]ksaj 0 points1 point ago

It's got health insurance.

[–]Dr9 14 points15 points ago

I would want to leave some crap stuck inbetween the chairs.

[–]MittingShunkeys 7 points8 points ago

My first thought when I see this is Beetle Juice.

[–]iPodLurker 1 point2 points ago

Beetle juice beetle juice beetl....PUNCH BUGGY RED

[–]lmaojustbecause 0 points1 point ago

Sly Cooper for me

[–]dmethvin 8 points9 points ago

My dentist had a room like that. Bad memories. I was there with my mom as a kid, there was an earthquake, and the ceiling fell on us. My mom was masticated instantly, I got away with just a minor bite mark.

[–]pibroch 9 points10 points ago

I'm not terribly enameled with it.

[–]Rountree85 7 points8 points ago

I agree; /r/WTF needs to get back to its roots.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Some don't know what enamel is.

[–]Versatyle07[!] 4 points5 points ago

then they need to brush up on their dental anatomy

[–]helloimsexytheTARDIS 2 points3 points ago

I'm deathly afraid of dentists due to a bad experience twelveish years ago, so.. This terrifies me.

[–]Pikachooki 0 points1 point ago

What happened twelve-ish years ago?

[–]helloimsexytheTARDIS 5 points6 points ago

A dentist screamed at me whilst in the process of pulling a tooth when I was 6/7 simply because he didn't give me enough novacaine, resulting in tears on my part.

[–]Pikachooki 2 points3 points ago

That sounds horrible.. :/.

[–]helloimsexytheTARDIS 6 points7 points ago

It was horrible. He threatened me with the needle, then screamed at me more when I didn't want that pain. In the end he ended up pulling the wrong tooth and blaming us. Took me 10 years to go to the dentist again.

[–]Pikachooki 3 points4 points ago

After that experience, I don't think anyone can blame you.

[–]andytuba 1 point2 points ago

... but ... what? what the hell? How do dentists like that keep certified?

[–]helloimsexytheTARDIS 0 points1 point ago

I don't know. All I know is we left that office and never came back.

[–]imreadytoreddit 0 points1 point ago

I hate to be an ass but... there are always two sides to every story.

[–]helloimsexytheTARDIS 1 point2 points ago

Aye. But I was completely lucid throughout the procedure, and my mother was a witness in hearing his shouting. As it scarred me pretty badly, I can guarantee I'm not exaggerating. I still have a hard time going to dentists.

[–]CannibalAnn 1 point2 points ago

Awesome and creepy. Success!

[–]necromundus 1 point2 points ago

Are those teeth chairs? Those look uncomfortable to sit on.

[–]Epic_Sax_Girl 1 point2 points ago

I wish my waiting room was like this. I remember walking in one day and a little girl was licking the window her mother sat there watching her.

[–]T-Luv -1 points0 points ago

Ok

[–]Chicken_Mcnuggets 1 point2 points ago

Actually thats from a theme park in amsterdam I think, The title is a lie.

[–]BabyAteMyDingoes 1 point2 points ago

This is going to terrify some kids. But it's so freaking awesome!

[–]MisuseOfMoose 0 points1 point ago

Does your child suffer from a lack terrifying nightmares related to dentistry? Good news! Dr. Feinstone has recently competed rennovations on his waiting area and is now accepting new patients!

[–]RESET-REWIND 1 point2 points ago

If I were a giant I'd totally get a blowjob from that room.

[–]chezazarng 1 point2 points ago

The best part would be when you drill holes in a couple of them with a kid in the room.

[–]djwm12 1 point2 points ago

I don't know if this is creepy or cool... or both

[–]thejohnstocktons 1 point2 points ago

Looks pretty awesome to me!

[–]Pyowin 1 point2 points ago

What kind of dentist has a urinal in their waiting room...

[–]TheLoopOfKarma 1 point2 points ago

Man, this place bites

[–]WATUP_BRAH 1 point2 points ago

Knowing me, I would bring a dark yellow or dark grey shirt to cover a tooth for a photo...to share with Reddit to acquire karma. Fuck yeah.

[–]aMANescape 1 point2 points ago

DENTAL PLAN!

[–]Eriksgata 1 point2 points ago

A room full of urinals?

[–]MauiWowieOwie 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of an acid trip I had once...

[–]aliensarehere 1 point2 points ago

/b/ 5 take dump in one of those tell mom seat has a cavity run away

[–]jargonista 1 point2 points ago

Ocarina of time. First thought. Anyone?

[–]theradon100 1 point2 points ago

someone somewhere is fapping to this XD

[–]MewtwoStruckBack 0 points1 point ago

Voraphiles in 3...2...1...

[–]Goddammit_Reddit 1 point2 points ago

A dentists' waiting room is a mouth? A fucking mouth? Who is the sadistic, sick, cow-fucker who thought this would be a good idea? Just looking at this image has literally scarred me for life.

[–]Grammer_NotZ 1 point2 points ago

The "taste map" of the tongue that's painted on the floor (in spanish) is a myth that has been debunked since most of us went to elementary school.

It looks like a fun dentist to visit, but a creepy place to be at night.

[–]tore2 1 point2 points ago

HOW IS THIS WTF WORTHY?!!

[–]jesusandhisbeard 1 point2 points ago

that would really freak me out if i was baked

[–]arche22 1 point2 points ago

[–]Rountree85 2 points3 points ago

This doesn't belong in /r/WTF .

[–]pygmeking 0 points1 point ago

Fuck the jaw!!!!! Get you some body bj!!!!!!

[–]MirrorWorld 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the mouth from the old Ernest T.V. show.

[–]ijustwantcoffee 0 points1 point ago

Place a dead fish in the vent, wait a week, and blame it on bad breath.

[–]hzlntcoffeebean 0 points1 point ago

Where do you sit and wait?

[–]GiveEmHellMatty 0 points1 point ago

That's not creepy at all.

[–]machine667 0 points1 point ago

No Penthouse magazines? Drag.

[–]rightsidejane 0 points1 point ago

DENTAL OFFICE OF HORROR! Seriously, this shit is where nightmares are born.

[–]Aredler 0 points1 point ago

It looks like it has the potential for being able to be turned into a horrible, knock-off Disney ride.

[–]spotter300 0 points1 point ago

[–]Captain_Aizen 0 points1 point ago

now that's just creepy.

[–]PoorlyTimedPhraseGuy 0 points1 point ago

Those pixelated walls.

[–]lasyke3 0 points1 point ago

This is probably gonna make the re-sale of the building difficult.

[–]IXISIXI 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Ren and Stimpy for SNES.

[–]iriemeditation 0 points1 point ago

i think its cool. we should all understand what our teeth look like so that we can take care of them (flossing and brushing) and kids that go to this dentist will know

[–]bustarapus 0 points1 point ago

NOPE. thats a museum in philly.

[–]unohoo09 0 points1 point ago

[–]sparx483 0 points1 point ago

Is it a male or female dentist?

[–]ampersandscene 0 points1 point ago

That room looks claustrophobic. Yep. I'd back right out of there.

[–]Flashman_H 0 points1 point ago

No future nightmares here!

[–]iamayam 0 points1 point ago

Just imagine the meeting they had to plan this: "We're putting in...what?"

[–]skramblz 0 points1 point ago

well this is just absolutely horrifying...

[–]twitchwitches 0 points1 point ago

heh, wooooooaaaaaaaah i wanna go there haha

[–]musiclover55 0 points1 point ago

You're joking right? Where is this? I'm pretty sure this would traumatize kid....hell it just traumatized me!

[–]Spurnout 0 points1 point ago

DO NOT LIKE!

[–]pollyw0g 0 points1 point ago

I would NOT want to go there stoned

[–]scott9942 0 points1 point ago

This should totally be the men's toilet

[–]Erameyad 0 points1 point ago

Combine that with the disassociative hallucinogenic Nitrous that dentists use and you have patients having very bad trips!

[–]1654367898765 0 points1 point ago

Anyone know the company that did this? I'm a proctologist and I'd love to do something similar?

[–]-TheDoctor 0 points1 point ago

just looking at this made my teeth hurt..... shiver

[–]freddythemarmoset 0 points1 point ago

I have an appointment with the dentist on monday.

It's at tooth hurty.

[–]d_Entist 0 points1 point ago

You guys don't get it, it's the fact that those teeth are anatomically correct... what a nerd.

[–]Ian1732 1 point2 points ago

HEY GUYS! THIS DENTIST IS A NERD!

[–]hipnosister 0 points1 point ago

Thats just too much.

[–]mtarsotlelr 0 points1 point ago

NOPE

[–]LetsMakeItPolitical 0 points1 point ago

Under Obamacare, all those tooth-chairs will be filled with people waiting months for simple surgeries who end up in front of death panels instead.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This looks exactly like the Science Center near my house. As in I was there a week ago with my little cousin and saw it. Hmmmmm.

[–]ApatheticElephant 0 points1 point ago

I thought they were supposed to be urinals at first...

[–]The_Iron_Dentist 0 points1 point ago

THIS IS AWESOME

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

That's a lot of money for a guy to spend to get me and other to not want to visit.

[–]AgentPurple 0 points1 point ago

So I'm watching Ghost Adventures while browsing Reddit... As soon as I opened up this link, Zak goes "WOW, this is one messed up place." Appropriate.

[–]seriousmanda 0 points1 point ago

This could've easily been a shoe-in for r/creepy, too.

[–]b3ast_m0de 0 points1 point ago

i would not feel comfortable in this room.

[–]stilettopanda 0 points1 point ago

I'd go to that dentist. Makes me think of the shops in roller coaster tycoon. Every store had a giant whatever the store sells.

[–]Steff_96 0 points1 point ago

E P I C ! ! !

[–]VanillaMint 0 points1 point ago

this will ease my anxieties for sure.

[–]seditious3 0 points1 point ago

Which is the urinal?

[–]Bunny-chan 0 points1 point ago

The start of phagophobia.

[–]cristabelballs 0 points1 point ago

It would be more realistic to have metal spikes sticking out of the gums and blood flying everywhere and pitiful moaning sounds piped in.

[–]Justedd_233 0 points1 point ago

Who thought of this waiting room, Peter Chung?!

[–]SheaF91 0 points1 point ago

"Oh, look, they even gave one of them tooth decay! How detailed!"

"Actually, I think Timmy pooped on that chair."

[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

Dentists are weird.

[–]Canucklehead99 0 points1 point ago

I would so bring a yellow marker...

[–]BrittBillion 0 points1 point ago

This is how it ends.

[–]opboxs 0 points1 point ago

That is terrifying....and awesome!!

[–]Sardashhh 0 points1 point ago

cool, but fuck actually having to wait in there

[–]beavisandboothead 0 points1 point ago

I'm tacky enough to like this.

[–]abat_90 0 points1 point ago

That's a comforting and visually stimulating environment. I heard the guy who invented the electric chair was a dentist. Even more comforting.

[–]schwerpunk 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't want to be stuck in there with someone possessing the 'vore' fetish.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

Yes, a perfect thing for a place where people regularly become disoritented on painkillers.

[–]WimvwJr 0 points1 point ago

This is a room in an amusement park

[–]Ceigee 0 points1 point ago

This scares me. A lot actually. I have ridiculous fear of dentists.

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else try to make their mouth in the shape of the doorway?

[–]profcath 0 points1 point ago

There's something wrong with the proportions of ths room. It looks like a room in a doll house.

[–]Akakaburito 0 points1 point ago

As a person with an intense phobia of mouths.. jesusfuckingchrist.

[–]queenamida 0 points1 point ago

Not sure I wanna see the exit...

[–]zacch2k10 0 points1 point ago

Your dentist works inside of Jabu-Jabu's belly?

[–]blueiiiis 0 points1 point ago

I have been terrified of dentists since 1958. This waiting room would make me turn around and run!

[–]SweetNeo85 0 points1 point ago

Some idiot put those premolars in backwards.

[–]funknjam 0 points1 point ago

That's not what the fuck. That's what the AWESOME!

[–]reddell 0 points1 point ago

Some of those teeth look like urinals.

[–]abearwithcubs 0 points1 point ago

I'm not okay with this.

[–]Sklar_Hast 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of the Dark Carnival level of Blood, where you have to kick those severed zombie heads into that giant opening-and-closing mouth, where you win invincibility if you kick all the noggins in.

[–]lillexi0121 0 points1 point ago

beetlejuice

[–]the_denizen 0 points1 point ago

If they were trying to make the dentist less scary for kids, they failed like holy shit.

[–]BabyRaperMcMethLab -2 points-1 points ago

Repost!

[–]imad85 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I think it is a repost from 4-5 days ago.

[–]BabyRaperMcMethLab -1 points0 points ago

Someone agreed with me on reddit?!

[–]Timisahomo -1 points0 points ago

[–]dunkel624 -1 points0 points ago

Stop upvoting this!!!!! It's been reposted all damn week!

[–]TeamProjeKt -1 points0 points ago

REPOST!

[–]lost-russian-doll -1 points0 points ago

the kids aren't going to sleep at all !