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[–]Rob9159 12 points13 points ago

Sadly, I'll never be as cool as house.

[–]TheVapourRub 0 points1 point ago

I'm really gonna miss this show. This season is it's last.

[–]NaughtyKrab 6 points7 points ago

I usually do something involving my hand and my penis

[–]Siethron 3 points4 points ago

Helicopter

[–]NaughtyKrab 0 points1 point ago

I don't need hands for that

[–]VenomousCrab 11 points12 points ago

[–]FesseJerguson 3 points4 points ago

OP please fix ^

[–]C_T_C_C 2 points3 points ago

Hey, this guy uses XP still...

[–]Blahblag12321 3 points4 points ago

Interesting, personally, I masturbate.

[–]OMGPUNTHREADS 3 points4 points ago

You spelled fap wrong.

[–]CoyoteStark 3 points4 points ago

If that's a metaphor for porn I don't get it.

[–]tomoom165 1 point2 points ago

I was like "Damn, I remember seeing something on thebest404pageever with this scene, but I don't want to waste time looking for it."
And then you posted this.
Thanks.

[–]ant92083 1 point2 points ago

Was listening to Chable & Bonicci - Ride, when I saw this gif... Good times sir, good times.

[–]ussoldier239 1 point2 points ago

You become crippled, get a cane, shine blockers, and a boombox, and cripple dance in front of people's doors?

[–]humanmichael 1 point2 points ago

you has a cath lab at home?

[–]Doinge 0 points1 point ago

It's hard to fight the power when you're alone

[–]yascha 0 points1 point ago

It gets better the longer you watch it.

[–]SirGal-I-had 0 points1 point ago

Ev'ry day I'm shufflin'

[–]AnimeChick37 0 points1 point ago

Haveing been home alone all day, this is pretty much what I did... As well as made cookies.... Mmmm cookies.

[–]zachms 0 points1 point ago

Hell yes. I've been caught too, gave no fucks.

[–]Rem888 0 points1 point ago

Somehow it helps that it's in front of the cath lab.

[–]kodiak_claw 0 points1 point ago

Is this from an episode?

[–]binkpits 0 points1 point ago

[–]kodiak_claw 0 points1 point ago

Thanks. Lol!

[–]crusaderofsin 0 points1 point ago*

Relelvant.

I really wish this meme fad didn't die so quickly.

Even more relevant.

Edit: better link.

[–]missmkay 0 points1 point ago*

Except House is a boss and does it in public because he give zero fucks

[–]KingLeDerp 0 points1 point ago

No you don't.

[–]mushmancat 0 points1 point ago

ITS FUNNY!

[–]TheStratLife 0 points1 point ago

I was listening to NIN Closer when I saw this gif. No song is more perfect for this.