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This guy is unreal. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 5 months ago by ethics-
[–]ellsworth92 166 points167 points168 points 5 months ago
I tried to make my Facebook newsfeed more entertaining by adding him. Alas:
http://imgur.com/vHHnS
[–][deleted] 5 months ago
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[–]KevinJD 54 points55 points56 points 5 months ago
I use FB. I don't know.
[–]Abattage 14 points15 points16 points 5 months ago
5000 is the max amount of friends that you can have.
[–]SuperShamou 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
Quite the accomplishment for a guy who shits in the back of toilets and his neighbour's hot tub.
[–]SlappaDaBass 14 points15 points16 points 5 months ago
That was his dad man. The goose has more class than that.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago
Not sure if its 3000, 5000 or 10000 friends max. But its basically to stop spam whoring out friends. It's meant to be a "social network". You can get a larger friend quota by being a celebrity, group, local business etc etwhere it is assumed you would contact a large volume of people.
[–]thenuge26 22 points23 points24 points 5 months ago
Time for "The Goose" to get his own celebrity page, I think.
[–]CapnScumbone 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
so sad that he'll likely be dead of congestive heart failure or beetus complications before we get an AMA out of him.
[–]Mindwraith 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
It's not friends that are limited, but friend requests. And it's to prevent situations like this where someone tries to get an account spammed by making it known to alot of people online.
[–]Maxion[M] 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Posting links to facebook profiles is considered personal information. Repeat offenders will be banned.
[–]magdaloosh1 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
He only has 103 friends...
[–]solidsnakem9 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
haha i tried that too, i wish he had a Subscribe option
[–]lacrease 93 points94 points95 points 5 months ago
Holy shit he lives in Katy, I need to find this motherfucker
[–]gguy123 30 points31 points32 points 5 months ago
I saw the Katy Mills reference... then immediately found him on Facebook to look for some common friends. None though.
[–]phrenetiKz 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago
LOL same then I tried to send a friend request and it said he has too many.
[–]serout7 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Facebook is always picking on the popular kids
[–]Spencer_says 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
lol, I did the same thing. I didn't see any mutual friends either. I was thinking about friending him just to read his updates...he should get a twitter I suppose.
[–]XxChompahxX 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Me too... well I didn't try to add him but I was like, whoa, Katy Mills?! Its so cool when the internet comes to you.
[–]otherworldsthanthese 12 points13 points14 points 5 months ago
It was all fun and games until I saw "Bored at Katy Mills" then my junior high/highschool self had an instant connection. Pretty sure I even remember the DDR machines in EB games always having random people staring.
So good to be away from that place.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Are YOU the one they called the stump grinder?
[–]PurpleHooloovoo 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago
Saw that reference; immediately considered every local taco bell, shoe carnival, and subway....
shudder
[–]nawkuh 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
The picture of the guy with the snake was almost certainly taken at Northgate in College Station, TX, which just happens to be where I was drinking about 20 hours ago. I'll have to keep an eye out for both of these cats.
[–]Borskey 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Did you go to Cinco or Taylor?
[–]claboogy 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
Cinco vs. Taylor Lax games were always eventful.
[–]phrenetiKz 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
MAYDE CREEK LOL
[–]importflip 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
We must find him.
[–]angelsdontburn 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Lol, first thing I noticed. GOD HE LIVES IN THE SAME CITY AS ME?! NO!
[–]zimm3rmann 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
My exact thought, even though I live in Bellaire. This classy motherfucker is less than 30 miles from me.... kinda scary.
[–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
[–]IDriveAVan 220 points221 points222 points 5 months ago
I agree that this guy is not real.
[–][deleted] 5 months ago*
[–]throwmeaway76 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
His liked musics include "pretty much anything thats hip hop or rape music".
[–]Rikkushin 33 points34 points35 points 5 months ago
maybe he watches to much fairy tail?
[–]Last_Centurian 31 points32 points33 points 5 months ago
Wasn't expecting a fairytail reference in here :D
[–]casual_complimenter 37 points38 points39 points 5 months ago
Yeah. It's really underground, nobody knows about it.
[–]SuperShamou 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
From "Earth Land"... anime localization at its finest.
[–]A_British_Gentleman 79 points80 points81 points 5 months ago
What kind of person takes a picture of their dad's shit?
[–]RabiD_FetuS 181 points182 points183 points 5 months ago
THE GOOOOOOOSE does
[–]starthirteen 95 points96 points97 points 5 months ago
The Goose is loose.
[–]SmokeyDBear 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago
Looks pretty regular to me.
The Goose is jiggly.
[–]cjb630 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago
A hilarious one.
[–]darren199314 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I was impressed by its length
[–]FatherofMeatballs 22 points23 points24 points 5 months ago
So, is this what the rest of the world thinks all American's are like?
[–]LemonFrosted 12 points13 points14 points 5 months ago
Close, but not quite. This is the gritty reboot of what the rest of the world thinks you're like.
[–]FatherofMeatballs 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
I was born in Katy. So touche sir, touche.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Actually if all americans were like this we would let it slide.
I assume you mean if we all worked in sandwich shops?
[–]freestbeast 89 points90 points91 points 5 months ago
sling some wiches
new favorite line
[–]ryflo 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
Lol'ed in class when I read that... Gonna have to start using it in daily life.
[–]anAccountUntaken 111 points112 points113 points 5 months ago
Real life Peter Griffin.
[–]phreakz0r 21 points22 points23 points 5 months ago
More like real life Babycakes... or halfway between Peter Griffin and Babycakes... Petercakes...
[–]cjb630 401 points402 points403 points 5 months ago
I fucking lost it when i got to the teachers comment. Gold.
[–]FatherofMeatballs 31 points32 points33 points 5 months ago
Yeah, I love that the teacher didn't bother defending himself, he just asked him to take it down.
[–]thehooptie 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago
hey, "not illegal to stare"
[–]johnq-pubic 78 points79 points80 points 5 months ago*
This is the only thing that makes me think this guy is not a fake account. Edit : I could not find any Koosher account matching the teacher, its fake. Edit2 : I'm being told you can be excluded from searches. Also the account is real, but the posts shown here might be made up
[–]skipdog172 196 points197 points198 points 5 months ago
what? Are you guys that fucking stupid?
To me, the teacher comment was one of MANY MANY things that proved this is fabricated shit.
Even then, this isn't funny to any sane adult.
I think I'm starting to realize that I'm getting old and this site is controlled by teenagers. It makes me sad.
[–]I_R_TEH_BOSS 228 points229 points230 points 5 months ago
Ye weary dignified browser of the WTF section.
Some people take their source of shock, disgust and outrage very seriously.
[–]dreamsailor 29 points30 points31 points 5 months ago
Look the profile up. It's either real or a really elaborate and dedicated hoax that's been going on for years.
In other news, I've never felt so creepy.
[–]pillbilly 11 points12 points13 points 5 months ago
Yep, I facebook-creeped our boy Larry and this seems legit.
[–]akai_ferret 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago
People make joke accounts all the time. This is one of them.
[–]partysnatcher 31 points32 points33 points 5 months ago
I'm 35, and I chuckled heartily.
[–]carpeDeezNuts 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago
35 years young I see.
[–]mikef22 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
You kids.
[–]pogue23 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Turn 38 next week and I just showed my 44 year old coworker.. we're both crying laughing.
[–]ekojkcid 15 points16 points17 points 5 months ago
Okay okay we'll stay off your lawn.
Square.
[–]ChrispyPaul 134 points135 points136 points 5 months ago
Maybe WTF isn't for you dude. Even if it is a fake account, it's a joke, not a dick, stop taking it so hard.
[–]PointyStick 66 points67 points68 points 5 months ago
For me, this post would only make me go 'WTF' if it were real. Knowing that it's fake just makes it ho-hum, and more appropriate for r/funny.
[–]raptorraptor 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago
It's no longer "wtf" if it's fake. I could make a fake profile describing how I enjoy masturbating to children in the park but it wouldn't be "wtf" cause it'd be fake.
[–]Laotzume 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
"You mean that movie was fiction?! FUCK IT I DONT LIKE IT NOW!"
[–]KaiokenX10 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
What do you mean fabricated? His page has been around for a while. Lots of different people say things on his posts in a familiar way like they know him personally. Do you mean because he is intentionally being funny or making shit up that makes people "fucking stupid" for thinking it's funny? Dude sorry but I think you're kind of being a grouchy cunt.
[–]theholyforeskin 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago
Quite
[–]applesforadam 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
idk, I'm about to hit 30 and I thought this guy was too good to be true.
[–]Tarman83 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I agree in general, but the teacher post was the only funny bit on there.
[–]FUCK_YEAH_DUDE 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Hey relax man, the freaking title says "This guy is unreal."
[–]ayesee 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago*
I find myself in the unfortunate situation of agreeing with your sentiments... but:
Anyone who doesn't find "Where can you buy peeps in August?" funny is someone with whom I'll just have to agree to disagree.
Also: "Peeps in August" would make for a pretty decent hardcore band name.
Yeah, i remember the old days of the site that's like 7 years old.
[–]Devilsrise 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
From what I've read of your posts, all you do is complain about trivial things. Maybe it's time for you to find a new site to complain about.
[–]Kneel2TheUnreal 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Sorry grandpa, it's 2pm shouldn't you be eating dinner?
[–]Pooters 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Go somewhere else, old shit.
[–]cthulhu8 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I'm 37, and I think it's pretty funny, fake or not.
[–]rhubarbfestival 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I know I come to WTF for mature and insightful posts only, what's wrong with these "teenagers".
[–]xdestron 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
What's it like having a stick up your ass?
[–]LukaCola 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
You're like an opposite equally bad version of the gooseman.
[–]Trylstag 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Unless they just hid their profile from public searches.
[–]partanimal 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Not saying if this is real or not, but you can make yourself "unsearchable" on FB by the general public, so that isn't indicative either way.
[–]barrym187 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
I held it together until "where can u buy peeps in august?"
[–]lolskaters 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I spit my coffee out I laughed so hard, and I wasn't even drinking any.
[–]noseonarug17 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I've seen that one before...
[–]wankingwalrus 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Best part is the Koosh callback comment in the third column.
[–]DevoALMIGHTY 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
Same here. I laughed loud enough to make my boss look at me!
[–]mirrordog 39 points40 points41 points 5 months ago
His facebook wall is public. I can't stop reading.
[–]KoalaBomb 35 points36 points37 points 5 months ago
"sorry it took me so long to make my facebooks updates. my granpa die. this picture is from the funurel i didnt get 2 close cuz i didnt want a ghost! lol!"
-Larry Gooseman, 2012
[–]long_wang_big_balls 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
That's classic
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 5 months ago
Classic Goose.
[–]Tentacolt 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
"just had a genious idea! selling poo poo corn. listen 2 this guys, poo poo is like fertelizers right? well u could sell corn with poo poo already on it and people could plants it and it would grow like really fast. i'm gunna go buy some corn and eats it, then tomorow i be in busines!"
[–]KoalaBomb 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Fuck, I didn't scroll that far. If this guy had a twitter, I'd create an account and subscribe to it.
[–]Carstin 21 points22 points23 points 5 months ago*
I lost it at the update about Dustin. "We're friends now and he brought a snake to the bar and totally barrowed [sic] my car to fingerbang a chick named Stephanie". Fucking comedy gold right there.
[–]barnosaur 11 points12 points13 points 5 months ago
"he let me sniffs his finger. it smell like old trash and i puke." That's a poet if I've ever seen one
[–]TheJanks 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
That's the exact line I came back to post a reply to Mirrordog.
The comments are gold.
When you are quoting someone with a typo, and you don't want people to think it's your typo, follow it with [sic].
E.g. "We're friends now and he brought a snake to the bar and totally barrowed [sic] my car to fingerbang a chick named Stephanie".
(Yes, italicize it, too.)
[–]Carstin 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Thanks, I did not know that. English is not my native language.
[–]AlgebraicRhombus 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
Yes. The "koney island" comment? Classic.
why does every1 keep talkin about stopping koney? is that like james koney islands? every1 just jelus there hot dogs are sooooo good!
Larry Gooseman Just made this double swiss 4 dinner. Fuckn love swiss cheese, sometimes i dont kno what hole to stick it in
[–]dcthomas82 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
I'm crying.
[–]TheJanks 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Larry Gooseman pissed off. even though the golden coral is all u can eat a parently it not all u can eat in the bath room! got kicked out cuz i had a long poo poo and dad sneaked in crinkle cuts for me
Larry Gooseman im not big into historys but i watching the scorpion king with my dad and india must been crazy back in the day.
[–]dazed1975 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
This facebook page just saved me from a boreing afternoon at work.
[–]MrWhytie 49 points50 points51 points 5 months ago*
Maybe an IAmA is needed with this guy?
[–]Danjak 29 points30 points31 points 5 months ago
I thought we did one with him last year... ? I see the AmA request, but not the thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/l4iha/ama_request_larry_gooseman/
[–]MrWhytie 14 points15 points16 points 5 months ago
Oh my holy god.
[–]partyotter 7 points8 points9 points 5 months ago
THE GOOSE IS LOOSEEEEEEEE
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
after words do you want to go to my dads house and cuddle and maybe bang afterwards?
[–]TheLordmarshall 103 points104 points105 points 5 months ago
I'm an atheist and I just prayed he wouldn't have kids.....
[–]Lillipout 79 points80 points81 points 5 months ago
I don't think you have to worry about that.
[–]albequirky 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
You are aware that his dad had kids, right?
[–]Lillipout 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
No. I thought he sprouted from some sort of pod.
[–]rizwan_k 56 points57 points58 points 5 months ago
Why? You would eat his babies anyway
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 5 months ago
Because with him as a father, and whoever sees him as worthy as a mother, I can't see them being very tasty.
[–]ewoksandcandycorn 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago
Right? I mean, if you're going to eat babies, it's worth finding worthwhile ones.
[–]ThatOtherGai 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
As an Atheist with some BBQ sauce, I approve.
[–]moogle516 26 points27 points28 points 5 months ago
I hope they do have kids. I hope those kids grow up to be great people, and work hard to receive scholarships. They will blast through higher education, collecting degrees and accolades, finding true love and great joy in their lives. Their marriages will not be perfect, but they will be based on mutual love and respect, and beautiful grandchildren will come soon, bringing hope for the future with them. She will hold her first grandchild in her arms, and feel nothing but the tremendous love that two generations can produce for one single entity. She will spoil the child and offer wisdom - don't eat too fast, be kind to your people and animals, don't stick a fork in the wall outlet.
Then, in a single phone call, this world of familial happiness falls to pieces with a single sentence - "Little Billy was electrocuted, he stuck a fork in the outlet." And Grandma will cry, "Oh, god, why? I told him not to!" And, weeping the bitter tears that only a grieving parent can conjure, her child will say, "I told him to ignore everything you say, because you believe in planetary alignment."
They all will have learned a valuable lesson, but that will never replace the despair.
[–]IlleFacitFinem 16 points17 points18 points 5 months ago
Or we can rip Goose's Dick off and make sure that fucker never raises his children to shit in neighborhood pools and stare creepily at girls playing DDR.
[–]TsarCastic 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Good luck trying to find it.
[–]MeaninglessDebateMan 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
I'm an Atheist and I just like letting people know I'm an Atheist.
[–]EncasedMeats 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
The Ken Jennings vegan-dog-marathon thread is thataway ===>.
[–]sreddit 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator!
[–]2pacsofgum 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I'll pray for your prayer.
[–]ethics-[S] 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago
THE GOOSE IS LOOOOOOOOOSE.
[–]Sweboots 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
Obviously he is mowing down a bag of Skittles at the funeral.
[–]G4M3F4C3 4 points5 points6 points 5 months ago
Oh shit, "katy mils" is suspiciously close to "Katy Mills Mall", which makes me think this guy lives near me.
[–]ajtx81 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
He does... on his facebook he has cinco ranch on there.
[–]seinzumtode 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
Where does Larry Gooseman live?
Edit: oops sorry yall thought this was googles
[–]elwoodguer 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go though life son...
[–]tritox 10 points11 points12 points 5 months ago
This guy lives near me...I must party with this guy.
[–]smackaroniandcheese 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
He works at Quizno's.. Go find him.
[–]jmortus1126 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
O.o""""" He's from Katy...I'm from Katy...Oh God...that scares me ಠ_ಠ
[–]captmotorcycle 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
You know this isn't /b/, right?
[–]pillbilly 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
His dad sure likes to poop in inappropriate places.
[–]Szarkan- 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Fucking lost it at 'are you the one they call stump grinder?'
dear god I'm cracking up again just trying to type it.
[–]CutieMcGee 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Holy Fuck, he lives in Katy, TX. o-O
I'm so glad I don't go to that mall anymore.
[–]ggg69x 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
this has to be a troll Facebook
[–]Kurthos 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
He lives in houston...
[–]diddleparty 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Holy crap this guy lives near me. ಠ_ಠ
[–]Tararism87 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
Literally repulsed me. I think his ancestors missed the evolution memo, because he is on a whole different level of stupid.
[–]MrWhytie 10 points11 points12 points 5 months ago
I wanna silly comments about this guy. But I feel guilty that he is obviously a slow adult. Whats the right PC word for it?
[–]shorty6049 22 points23 points24 points 5 months ago
Developmentally disabled? Mentally challenged? Fuck it. He's semi-retarded. Im sick of being PC
[–]jbredditor 38 points39 points40 points 5 months ago
I think the politically correct term is "half-a-tard"
[–]freedomfilm 8 points9 points10 points 5 months ago
Cause you never go full, of course...
[–]Lillipout 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
Correct, because you never go full-tard.
[–]Kakka_Carrot_Cake 9 points10 points11 points 5 months ago
assembly required
[–]marryanowl 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
developmentally disabled.
[–]Skid_Markie 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
It may be impossible to be under 30 and know what Fat Chicks in Party Hats is.
[–]freedomfilm 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
LOLd at: are you stuck onmy back honey? Yes there is a pizza here.
http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/part2.shtml
[–]jimmy_three_shoes 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I am 27, and I know all about FCINPH.
I'm 28 and I completely forgot about this until now. Holy shit.
[–]They_call_me_z 10 points11 points12 points 5 months ago
Da fuq! Is he your fb friend??
[–]andrewmp 2 points3 points4 points 5 months ago
he's mine now
[–]mred870 6 points7 points8 points 5 months ago
I remember Larry. he likes to photograph under age butts. true story.
[–]nykali 5 points6 points7 points 5 months ago
I just found a reason to get a facebook account.
[–]Ironbird420 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
Are you the one they call stump grinder?
[–]Buhdahl 3 points4 points5 points 5 months ago
Was laughing really hard, until I got to the part about shitting in the neighbors hot tub.
Not sure what it is, but I went from laughing to very pissed in a second.
[–]KillerG 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
And I thought my friends were bad...
[–]gtipwnz 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
He now has too many friend requests. I want to be his friend.
[–]meantism 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
His dad likes to shit everywhere
[–]barnosaur 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I'd be impressed if this was fake because that requires quite a time commitment
[–]yerface00 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Who does this? Real or fake - who takes the time to do this?? When you apply for a driver's license it should be mandatory to take an IQ/Sanity test. Just sayin....
[–]somefilmguy 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
The Goose is an inspiration to us all.
[–]mellow__yellow 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I died a little when he mentioned Katy Mils
[–]w3573X45 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I tried to add him as a friend on Facebook. ( he only has 103 friends ) and it says I can't send a friend request because he already has too many (friend requesst). I don't care that it's fake. It's still hilarious.
This hassss to be fake. People like this can't exist.
His dad shits in everything :/
[–]wilhelmet 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
lmao, he's like a real life Eric Cartman
[–]Kashyyk 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Oh, H-Town...
[–]BeefSmacker 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I'm simply perplexed/disgusted with this man, yet strangely envious at just how much he does not give a fuck.
[–]bevans052 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
The comments in this thread must all be from youtube trolls. All I see is "FAKE AND GAY"
[–]drockers 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Classic Gooseman.
[–]Talaris407 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Hold on a second. Is this funny? I just see a gross asshole that raised another louder gross asshole who found facebook...
[–]jbrittles 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I never think the world would be better without a person. I have been proven wrong
[–]TheAngryGoat 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
This is legit. I can tell from the pixels, and having seen some legit FB accounts in my time.
[–]whut 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Literally unreal.
[–]ClementAttlee 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
It may be because I'm British and have no verified concept of American dialect, but not a single thing that guy does/says makes any sense. I've seen Sting concerts with more coherence.
[–]flyprdu 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
This guy is not real.
FTFY
[–]ComputerScienceIsFun 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Holy shit I also live in Katy
[–]Sarcolemming 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
This was hilarious for me right up until I read his post about Katy Mills mall and realized he lives in my town.
[–]AuroraSora 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
I'm going to be on the lookout for this fuck. Why do these people live in my city? No more DDR at Katy Mills for me.
[–]X-Istence 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Just so you know, Costco will never kick anyone out for eating too many samples. The workers are allowed to kindly ask you to leave some for the other customers but there is no rule against running back and forth between two or three of them to eat whatever they are serving till you are full.
My friends and I would do a Costco lunch every so often, when broke we'd pile into a car, 7 or 8 of us would then walk into Costco, eat till we were full and leave. Not once did they ask us to leave, at one point we started talking to the manager who explained to us that they have a policy of not removing anyone from the store unless they are belligerent and disrupting, so long as we weren't being assholes about it Costco doesn't care how many samples you eat. The manager did let us know that the people serving the samples are allowed to kindly suggest moving along to let other people enjoy the samples as well.
[–]Kottfoers 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
This does not belong in /r/WTF.
[–]devitosnuts 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Don't be from Texas, Don't be from Texas, Don't be fro....FUCK!
[–]Shaggy02 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Katy Mils? OH GOD HE LIVES NEAR ME
[–]ItsAMeRyan 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
Fuck, he lives near me too. He must have come from austin, all the weird ones do.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
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