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[–]Drunken_Economist 216 points217 points ago

In my experience, the thing I'm hearing for the first time is, "We have an exam today."

[–][deleted] 108 points109 points ago

Better than any of the following:

  • You missed an exam.
  • How'd you do on that exam. (The one you missed)
  • There is a paper due today.

[–]Denode 23 points24 points ago

Correction on the third one:
Your neighbor leans over and whispers "The big paper is due today, right?"

My heart skips a bit, every time.

[–]basshound3 17 points18 points ago

I do this for shits and giggles about a week in advance to someone in my area. Does that make me an asshole?

[–]cresteh 3 points4 points ago

If anything it reminds them to do it.

[–]da1hobo 1 point2 points ago

The real asshole asks someone if the big project is due today when there isn't a big project for the class.

[–]tarantulaterabytes 0 points1 point ago

Somebody always does something similar to me in regards to Mother's Day. But this year I am prepared and I won't be falling for it!

[–]Willyjwade -2 points-1 points ago

A kid in my history class saved my bacon by doing this last semester. I forgot about a 6 page paper and this kid goes hey that paper is due today right. I got the highest grade in the class on it because that kid tried to be a dick.

[–]_liminal 11 points12 points ago

You missed an exam.

Actually had that happen to me, I messed up remembering the exam dates during study week and lost track of which day of the week it was. Turned out I missed 2 exams in a row, first and only time in my life that I went into a panic attack.

[–]TheColchianDragon 6 points7 points ago

That happened to me last year. I showed up at 10 AM on what I thought was the day of the exam... And nobody was there. Cue freakout. I placed frantic calls to my professor and he ended up calling back and basically saying "screw it you probably would have done well so I'll just give you a B+ in the class". Note it was 40% of the grade in the class, and it was only one of three grades in the entire semester. Still don't know if almost dying of stress was worth a freebie exam though...

[–]PTS1337 4 points5 points ago

It's way funnier when the entire class misses it, cause administration didn't quite inform anyone in advance. Not even the professors. Needless to say, the only attending assistant wasn't happy about it.

[–]Zaziel 39 points40 points ago

My least proud moment in college was when I missed a paper due date for a discussion group.

The following week, the graduate student instructor was handing back papers and I did a "hey, did you lose my paper?".

Needless to say it worked, and I turned in a B+ paper 1 1/2 hours later (only a two page technical paper with sources) to his office.... I felt bad though :(

[–]isocline 32 points33 points ago

My scariest moment was finding out the night before the final exam that a 10 page paper was due when class started and would count as 50% of the exam grade. I have no idea how I missed this critical piece of information - I didn't even know which topics we had to choose from. I picked a random one and banged out the paper. When I turned it in the next day, I saw the paper under mine dealt with the same topic. Cue the Freddy Mercury pose.

[–]lurkerer 5 points6 points ago

So... what did you get?

[–]slumberlust 52 points53 points ago

AIDS

[–]isocline 8 points9 points ago

I got a B - not great, but way better than I was expecting.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

I don't understand this grading system. Isn't B the best you can get that is not perfect?
Edit: Sorry for the confusion. I know how letter grades work, just not how B is a bad grade :)

[–]quellthesparkle 1 point2 points ago

In America, As and B+s are much more common. Our system tends to work:

90-100 = A (good/great grade)

80-89 = B (decent grade)

70-79 = C (passing, but not spectacular)

60-69 = D (passing in High School, but a fail at university)

69 and Below = F (fail)

However, we tend to not be graded as harshly and anyone who puts a minimal amount of effort should be able to walk away with a B average. Put it this way, a 70 in the US is a horrible mark whereas it's excellent in the UK.

[–]invisibleninja7 1 point2 points ago

Ha try my school's grading system on for size

93-100=A

85-92=B

77-84=C

70-77=D

0-69=F

[–]winless 1 point2 points ago

I don't know if it's different here in BC, Canada, but each thing that's graded gets a mark out of whatever that's turned into a letter grade based on percentage (the specific percentage you need to get a certain letter grade can differ somewhat between faculties).

So 100% would be perfect on an assignment. Each letter grade has three tiers (that's what the + and - correspond to). A is excellent, B is good, C is satisfactory, C- is marginal pass, D is minimal pass.

In my psych class:

A+ = 90 - 100%

A = 85 - 89%

A- = 80 - 84%

B+ = 76 - 79%

B = 72 - 75%

B- = 68 - 71%

C+ = 64 - 67 %

C = 60 - 63%

C- = 55 - 59%

D = 50 - 54%

F = 0 - 49%

Depending on which of those you get, you get a certain score for your GPA (for us, 4.2 is all A+s, 4.0 is all As). Needless to say, it's confusing as shit.

[–]xStealthClown 2 points3 points ago

I think we use the A-F system in universities here in Norway too, but I like the system we have in "high school" better. We use 1-6 where 2 is the lowest passing grade and 6 is perfect. To find the average you just add all the numbers together and divide. So much easier than the A-F system from what I understand.

[–]winless 3 points4 points ago

I liked just caring about percentages! GPA seems like a totally needless extra step on top of that.

Though maybe because marking is so subjective (at least in the Arts), it's important to have letter grades as a less specific fallback?

[–]evoim3 1 point2 points ago

In America, it goes

A+ = 97%-100% A = 94%-96% A- = 90%-93%

And just follow that pattern all the way down to 70%

After that, most schools will have D+ and D to 65, anything lower then that is failing. Some schools, however, will go down to 60 then consider everything else to be failing

[–]Tip_of_the_iceberg 0 points1 point ago

Anything below 60 is a fail? I'm at university in UK and anything below 40% is a fail. Anything above that is a pass.

[–]CXgamer 0 points1 point ago

Hello good sir. The thought has occurred that the people who originally designed this system had no per-knowledge of the letter 'E'. That is all.

[–]isocline 0 points1 point ago

It really depends on the professor. All of my professors graded a bit differently. Some just did "A, B, C, D, F" while other broke it down further into "A+, A-, B+, B-, etc." This particular professor was one who broke it down, so a B was just sort of meh. It was also in a subject that I was really good at, so it was lower than I was used to. But I still count myself as outrageously lucky in this instance, so I'm not complaining.

[–]ahsrubbery 0 points1 point ago

It gets shit confusing when every country does it differently. Here in South Africa its 75% + (1st class pass, distinction), 70-74% (a second division 1) 60-69% (a second division 2) 50-59% (a third). I think if you convert it to the US system based on what a few US unis say its 60-69 B, and either B+ or A- for 70-74. Which i think is a bit unfair because theres a huge difference between a 60 and 69. No curve grading here, and the exams are worth at least 50% and up to 80% of your total grade. Its actually kinda fun to see the american exhcange students here get their essays back and freak out when they see the 65 they got. "No, its ok, thats actually a good mark!" we need a universal grading system or something...

[–]soledron 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure where isocline is from but here each letter grade is associated with a range of percentages. So a B- is any grade from 70-72. This is how it works where I am: Ontario Letter Grading

[–]lurkerer 3 points4 points ago

Dude, that's kickass. I left my dissertation for two days before, 10,000 words of pain. Got the same grade. Feels great to beat the system.

[–]TehSlippy 1 point2 points ago

Your dissertation was only 10,000 words? My dad's dissertation was almost 50 pages, what did you get your doctorate in?

[–]alexpicante 13 points14 points ago

Procrastination

[–]mcoree 5 points6 points ago

I did the same thing, except I took a .usf file from a random game, changed the extension to .doc and the file was obviously corrupt, and i didnt hear back from my teacher for like a week, so i got a freeweek to do it

[–]Splitshadow 3 points4 points ago

I feel like this wouldn't work for me because one of my professors specializes in stenography.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 1 point2 points ago

I had a TA that said, flat out, that any "corrupted" files would not count. If he couldn't open it, you may as well not have sent it. He joked that one student tried passing off a ".doc" (really an mp3) off as his paper. "The song was great. He didn't write it so he got an F."

[–]wallaceca 4 points5 points ago

Psh, I totally forgot about my final exam in thermodynamics senior year of college. Walked into another final the next day which had most of the same people in it, transpired a little like this:

"Hey man, where were you yesterday"

"Chillin, why"

"We had the thermo final...."

"haha guys, very funny"

"No..seriously...the thermo final....you missed it."

"wh...wha...you fuckin serious?"

Luckily the prof was awesome, made it up the next day.

[–]COto503 4 points5 points ago

how do you not know when your final is? Not judging, but seriously curious.

[–]wallaceca 1 point2 points ago

We had a lab session and lecture session for the same class. The lab session did not have a final, just the class, but they are both assigned times by the university to have a final, if that makes sense. I though the prof said we were going to have the final in the lab scheduled final time, it was the class scheduled final time instead, which was a few days earlier.

[–]COto503 0 points1 point ago

Ouch. That makes more sense than I'd have guessed lol

[–]wallaceca 1 point2 points ago

Yeahhhh...nothing like suddenly realizing you missed one of the most important finals of your college career haha

[–]cattac 0 points1 point ago

If it's like my university, the finals don't take place during the normal class time period. For example, my MWF 12:00 class has the final from 10:30 to 12:30 on a Thursday. It's easy to get it mixed up if you don't double check.

[–]COto503 0 points1 point ago

yeah mines the same way. I guess people forgot about things in silly ways all the time, sometimes it just ends up being a big deal.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 1 point2 points ago

Friend: "Damn, you're pretty relaxed."

Me: "Yeah...so?"

Friend: "Well, there's that huge paper due tomorrow. I'm stressing out."

Me: "No, that's due on the 31st."

Friend: "No, it's due on the 13th. Tomorrow."

Me: "... .... ."

Friend: "Seriously."

Me: "GNAAAAAH!!"

[–]ladybetty 0 points1 point ago

My most proud moment was when I was living in a student hostel and one of the people in my class asked how long it took me to finish my essay. I looked at him much like Stewie in the OP's gif, raced to the library and crapped out a 4000 word essay in 3 hours. Got a B+.

It's a proud moment, but I don't think I've ever been so freaked out.

[–]vegasaurus 0 points1 point ago

Wow, you're a terrible person. ;)

Also, maybe I'm stalking you. A little.

[–]Zaziel 0 points1 point ago

Oh my...

[–]cattac 1 point2 points ago

"How'd you answer that question on the back?"

[–]COto503 0 points1 point ago

I have a class where probably 70% of the class is in another class together. One day I walked in and everyone was talking about the midterm paper being due. I thought the class only had a final paper, damn near had a heart attack for a second.

[–]yxing 5 points6 points ago

Those few heart-pounding moments when I double-check the exam dates on the syllabus because I haven't been to class for the past two months? Occasionally, I'm glad college is over.

[–]atafies 0 points1 point ago

...why would you miss class for 2 months?

[–]Fap_Slap 9 points10 points ago

A lot of the times I find lectures pointless. I'd rather sit comfortably in bed and read my textbook, and lecture notes.

[–]Halithor 0 points1 point ago

I didn't got to second semester of 1st year and got the highest degree possible. 1st year for me didn't count for shit towards the overall degree as long as we passed with 40% so i figured i'd rather just stay at home read a text book now and then and then panic like crazy in exam week and use online notes to wing a pass.

[–]moudine 0 points1 point ago

I'm currently enrolled in a pointless yet mandatory class where all the assignments are due online and can be done in advance... I haven't gone since spring break :)

[–]bagboyrebel 3 points4 points ago

Something like this happened to one of my friends in college. A group of us were hanging out and someone asked him "When is your midterm again?". The only thing he said was "OH SHIT!!!" and ran out of the room.

[–]Bullveh 191 points192 points ago

[–]nhuff90 20 points21 points ago

You forgot to make a whole new thread for this and missed out on all the glorious karma.

But seriously, thank you for this

[–]magicwizardbacon 2 points3 points ago

I love how he doesn't even look at the camera.

[–]jackattack502 1 point2 points ago

Is that frohman?

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 1 point2 points ago

This is way better than OP's gif.

[–]ChronicPains 22 points23 points ago

After the test... "There was a backside...?"

[–]corpseboat 13 points14 points ago

Once, and once only, did I make that mistake. I also:

  • bring around twenty pencils, (5 in the jeans pockets, 5 in the jacket, 5 in the backpack and 5 in the pencil bag,)

  • bring two calculators, at least one fully solar powered,

  • get on campus two hours early,

  • show up an hour early,

  • set three alarms to wake up, at least two of which are battery operated.

I try to learn from my mistakes. My embarrassingly long list of mistakes.

[–]aSimpleMan 5 points6 points ago

dayum champ

[–]GuiMontague 1 point2 points ago

bring around twenty pencils

My embarrassingly long list of mistakes.

What's the story behind this?

[–]corpseboat 7 points8 points ago

In 2009, I had three mechanical pencils break during a final. I was down to a normal pencil, which had me really worried because I tend to fuck up the paper and generally reduce my readability by a factor of ten if I am allowed to apply all the pressure I want without the lead breaking. 0.5mm mechanical pencils help mitigate that, they tend to break the lead before the paper tears most of the times I slip up and start writing too fast or hard, so I try to use them exclusively.

This was pretty upsetting at the time, and instilled a lasting paranoia of running out of pencils during a test. It's stupid, I know, but I save my logic for the exams. This paranoia got worse and worse through a series of incidents:

I had one exam where I forgot to bring my pencil kit and backpack, so I only had the pencils (two) that were in my jacket at the time to work with. Needless to say, I freaked out a bit. This caused me to start stuffing my jacket pockets with pencils before I left the house for the exams.

This worked fine until the next batch of exams, where I loaded up my jacket, and then decided that I wanted a warmer one just as I left. I brought my backpack that time, so I still had about a dozen, but I was just so baffled at my stupidity. This led to the distributed carrying system I employ today, in which I try to guarantee the minimum safe level of pencils, five, makes it to the exam.

TLDR: I'm crazy.

[–]JacketPotatoes 0 points1 point ago

This happened during one of my mock exams. Note that there is never anything on the backside of exam papers, and for good reason.

Anyway, during the exam, I was taking my good time working steadily through the questions. I managed to finish quite early so I was just lazing around when someone calls my mine. I look around and I see that it's John (fake name) trying to attract my attention. Assuming he just wants help, I just ignore him for about 20 minutes while he calls me frequently.

Fast forward to the end of the exam, and the papers are being collected in, but John is still calling me. I turn to tell him to shut the f*ck up, and he points to the back of his test paper. I turn to the back of mine too, and see that there is an entire page (worth about 33% of the exam) that I missed. My heart drops.

Luckily, though, a lot of people missed the back, so it was not marked or considered when determining the grade. Thanked John for trying to help. :|

[–]Volanir 18 points19 points ago

"it's not my fault he's had his world turned upside down face"

[–]CubemonkeyNYC 4 points5 points ago

You nailed it. Still one of my favorite FG moments.

[–]Waff1es 16 points17 points ago

This is why I show up to exams exactly when they are about to begin and leave immediately afterwards to avoid listening to people talk about their answers.

[–]ThePhantomTrollbooth 10 points11 points ago

I refuse to take my headphones out until the room is silent and I'm being handed my exam. I can't fucking stand people talking about the test subject while I'm around. I'll exchange pleasantries and bullshit around, but don't you dare fucking ask me what X is and then proceed to tell me your slightly different version of the same thing. I spend the rest of the test questioning whether or not I'm right and usually mix things up because of it.

[–]SupDanLOL 2 points3 points ago

You and I are the same.

[–]count_scoopula 0 points1 point ago

Earplugs! Helps avoid the distraction of people turning in their exams and leaving before you, too.

[–]wishediwasagiant -2 points-1 points ago

Heh, I'm totally the guy that the makes everyone question their answers. Gotta say, I sort of love it

[–]Waff1es 1 point2 points ago

you are a bane on my university career :P

[–]russiangn 6 points7 points ago

YES. This is why I never reviewed with anyone before an exam.

[–]zebraz101 5 points6 points ago

Wtf you mean there's an essay section?

[–]anhospital 4 points5 points ago

Worse: Wtf do you mean there WAS and essay section?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

It seems as if your sentence is incorrect. This would be better:

My reaction when someone says something that I'm hearing for the first time before an exam

[–]therealxris 2 points3 points ago

I still don't know what the hell that means :(

It's certainly better than OPs title, but still makes no sense. So, literally, his reaction whenever someone says something he has never heard before? Where or how does the exam even come in to play?

[–]Exaskryz 5 points6 points ago

Someone mentions a piece of information that will probably be a part of the exam just before I am about to take it. This is the reaction I have.

[–]therealxris 0 points1 point ago

Thanks!

[–]roncapa 6 points7 points ago

I feel like it's always the paranoid girls that are like ... "WAIT! Is the binomial series 1 minus x or 1 PLUS x?!?!?" ... which just scrambles my brain even more. Bitches.

[–]decoy211 0 points1 point ago

Before the test: "oh its minus for sure" During the test: "WAIT.....did I say minus or plus!?........DAMMIT!"

[–]Frank_JWilson 1 point2 points ago

During the test: puts down minus

After the test: "Shit did I put down minus or plus? Fuck fuck fuck"

[–]madjecks 3 points4 points ago

I would like to know the original context for this picture. I know I've seen this episode but I don't remember what happened. Anyone care to share? Or Link me to the episode?

[–]leachlife4 2 points3 points ago

[–]amazinnn 3 points4 points ago

First biology exam ever in college. I studied for over a week, wanted to ace it and make a good impression on my prof.

Walk into class 5 minutes before lesson begins. Kid next to me starts quizzing me on shit I had never even heard of before that he claimed would be on the test. I literally thought I was going to die.

Got the exam. Aced it. None of that shit the kid said was on it.

Get grades back. 95. Kid next to me? 77. Gave him the biggest shit-eating grin ever. He ended up dropping the class.

Fuck you Roger, you are a dick.

[–]Gibor 5 points6 points ago

I walked into class on exam day for what was promising to be a horribly difficult test. I had my one allowed note card filled with notes and necessary things I might need. Please note that, despite being allowed to use note cards, the class average for exams was still a C. When I set it down, the person next to me says, "what's that?"

"It's my note card for the test."

"What are you talking about?"

"The syllabus says we're allowed to have one 5" x 7" note card, hand-written, for all the tests."

About 20 people in the class stared at me like I had just slapped a baby, and one person accusingly asked the professor if that was true. He confirmed it was true and said something like, "it was in the syllabus, didn't you all read it?"

[–]moudine 0 points1 point ago

I always typed on mine for maximum information.

[–]Gibor 0 points1 point ago

I would normally, but we were only allowed hand-written for that particular class.

[–]thatsroughstuff 8 points9 points ago

[–]TheRedditDelusion 30 points31 points ago

[–]vicious_womprat 4 points5 points ago

I come to reddit to see the best of the Internet. I don't care if they got from something else, I'm just glad I got to see it.

[–]pwnetah 3 points4 points ago

Family guy joke: the best of the internet

[–]AppliedFapping 1 point2 points ago

Exactly. Hell, Reddit does me a massive favor by not forcing me to read all those silly Tumblr pages. I don't see why posting it here is at all an issue.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Coloneljesus 9 points10 points ago

As long as OP's not taking credit for something he didn't make, collecting content from the web is totally ok. It's actually what reddit's about, to a major extent.

[–]TheRedditDelusion -5 points-4 points ago

My bad, didn't want to commit the terrible sin of depriving someone of their karma.

[–]xxgambinoxx -1 points0 points ago

it's just a crosspost from /r/medschool and no credit was given.

[–]andthisone 0 points1 point ago

Strange...

[–]Soda_And_Nuggets 2 points3 points ago

Every fucking time I take an exam.

[–]TheUnknownAsian 2 points3 points ago

I want to no go to every future exam, go up to a friends in class. and talk about what we should studied, all while not knowing myself.

ex. art: "guys, but you study up on Dadaism (art period) blah blah blah" and then look like reactions.

[–]BmBoWnZ 2 points3 points ago

"No multiple choice, all essays"

[–]oscursos 2 points3 points ago

I'm STILL trying to decipher that title...

[–]ArseAssault 2 points3 points ago

I remember in high school a student told a joke involving Michael Jackson cumming on a child's face and this is the exact facial expression the teacher gave

[–]Mapes[S] 44 points45 points ago

So because I posted this gif in a different context, does that mean there won't be any pitchfork raids?

[–]anthonypetre 61 points62 points ago

Quite right, the bot serves as a witness, not a judge :)

[–]phoenixrawr 6 points7 points ago

If only it were that simple...sorry bud, don't take it personally. Grabs the pitchfork

[–]Battletooth 4 points5 points ago

You get a pitchfork because reaction images are very annoying to me. There may not be a crowd, but I'm standing by myself with a pitchfork. Sorry bud.

Hehe... I said bud...

[–]AREYOUSauRuS 1 point2 points ago

I'm not your buddy, guy.

[–]GamesAreArt 0 points1 point ago

I'm not you're guy, friend.

[–]ChrisTheGuy -3 points-2 points ago

I'm not your friend, acquaintance.

[–]GamesAreArt -3 points-2 points ago

I'm not you're acquaintance, person.

[–]khal_pedro 1 point2 points ago

You can beat a dead horse but you cannot make it drink.

[–]Maxamillionaire 1 point2 points ago

[–]GhostRidingtheWhip 0 points1 point ago

LAAAAWW!!!

[–]thunderfalcon561 0 points1 point ago

JUDGE, JURY, EXECUTIONER!!

[–]theeredtelephone 1 point2 points ago

Maybe if you were in /r/reactiongifs.

[–]gryffinp 1 point2 points ago

...Thank you.

[–]Gredelston 1 point2 points ago

Totally forgot that all posts must be linked to the most specific subreddit. I'll be sure to empty out the entirety of /r/gaming, /r/music, and so forth.

[–]theeredtelephone 0 points1 point ago

Thank you! That's all I ask.

[–]XprotokingX 4 points5 points ago

That just happened to me...

[–]terry_has_boots 1 point2 points ago

Could not have chosen a more perfect gif.

[–]MrJacoste 1 point2 points ago

Well at least your professor doesn't have a habit of putting things on the test he hasn't gone over.

[–]TheHal85 1 point2 points ago

One time I was studying with a group of people before an Exam and one guy said "Just use the right shift technique." I said "Can you explain that real quick again?" He asked who all knew how to do it, and only 2 people didn't want an explanation... he said "Looks like I shouldn't explain it just to not skew the bell curve out of my favor."

He was a dick.

[–]funnypants 2 points3 points ago

WTF? People do that kind of thing? First, I would have told him to fuck off and get out of the study group. Then, I would have researched it, learned it myself, and then teach it to everyone else just to piss him off. Some people...

[–]convoke 1 point2 points ago

"What the hell is a Lee-gonder polynomial?"

[–]bevans052 1 point2 points ago

I have OP tagged as "Goes to school with conjoined twins"

[–]Mapes[S] 0 points1 point ago

That I do!

[–]Miqchan 1 point2 points ago

The reason I only listen to music before exams.

[–]brningpyre 1 point2 points ago

[–]afsdjkll 1 point2 points ago

just me and my pubes. Haaaaaaaaanging out.

[–]_liminal 1 point2 points ago

"The exam doesn't cover chapter 10 right?"

"What are you talking about dude, half the exam is on chapter 10, and a little bit of chapter 11"

[–]kreeesten 1 point2 points ago

This is how I've been feeling all week during every review session for final exams. Now my neck hurts from turning my head like this so much.

[–]necromundus 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't it just turn your whole world upside down face?

[–]bluthco 1 point2 points ago

It's not my fault that hearing that for the first time turns your whole world upside down face.

[–]token_brown 0 points1 point ago

That's my reaction when i hear someone say something stupid. Usually followed by a sarcastic remark.

[–]Roflkopt3r 0 points1 point ago

Happened to me right after my final biology test (during Abitur as it's called in Germany) when suddenly someone came up with a whole bunch of exotic names I never heard of before.

Still got 14 out of 15 points. Turned out modern German education is more about understanding and finding coherences rather than learning names.

[–]texansfan 0 points1 point ago

I had a friend that would read a chapter or two ahead of a test and would do this to a couple of douchebags that always gave him shit (you know, like true brahs). The final time that he saw them in class was before the midterm, he started talking with aother friend in the class (who knew about the prank) and the guys turned around asked him a couple of questions then they both got up and walked out.

[–]TheJackalope231 0 points1 point ago

Even worse is when you reach a particular question and go, "What the fuck is this?" At least before the exam the person has time to explain it briefly.

[–]Cintdrix 0 points1 point ago

Me and my friends troll our classmates this way before tests by making up fake content.

[–]SpaldingRx 0 points1 point ago

The reaction everyone gave when you told them alt would make you sprint in Skyrim.

[–]YouAmStupid 0 points1 point ago

A couple years ago, there was a class that I skipped all the time because it was pretty easy, and there was no attendance policy. I let the skipping get a little out of hand until I showed up for one of the tests knowing nothing about the section.

I sat down about ten minutes before class, and there were three people quizzing each other behind me. I listened to them attentively, and I learned everything I needed to know for the test. Got an A.

[–]lurkerer 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, but that's normally from some nerd who studied the extra credit stuff you didn't do in class.

I got by with minimal studying by being an expert in doing exams rather than an expert in my subject.

[–]chachaxia 0 points1 point ago

I hope my doctor had that mindset too!

[–]JakJakAttacks 0 points1 point ago

Yep. This was my exact reaction upon hearing that half the exam that was supposed to be a big portion of our grade would now be extra credit.

[–]Halithor 0 points1 point ago

I revised pretty well got good grades but one of my mates put crazy effort into revising. He got some award at graduation and a £1,000 award for how well he did and going into exams was always hell if he was there as you'd arrive feeling pretty confident then ~5 minutes later just be sitting in a corner convincing yourself you won't do that bad he'd bring up so much stuff we hadn't heard of.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sigh looks like I'm having one of those post-college "back in class about to fail hard" nightmares tonight. Thanks, OP.

[–]DNAsly 0 points1 point ago

My friend who shares two classes with me: Hey, did you reschedule one of your exams since they conflict?

Me: That face

[–]strings316 0 points1 point ago

Stop following me

[–]ScanExam 0 points1 point ago

How do you kill that which has no life?

[–]priyal27 0 points1 point ago

LOL this is so true, happens to me every time.

[–]treydestepheno 0 points1 point ago

s' better to hear it before the exam, than after.

[–]Iwantapetmonkey 0 points1 point ago

If you hold your laptop screen at an angle, it looks like Stewie has some sort of horrible skin disease.

[–]CanadianBK 0 points1 point ago

Spot. On.

[–]Traciikay 0 points1 point ago

Sole reason the only day I am early (or, er, on time...) is to listen to kids chatting. Most valuable conversations. Ever. Well, in classes at least.

[–]agurcsik 0 points1 point ago

Are you in my chemistry class?

[–]JewBear3 0 points1 point ago

What does this even mean? How has no one commented on the fact that the title makes no sense?

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

It's my reaction when I want to see a movie and someone tells me how it FUCKING ENDS!!!!!!

[–]pomegranati 0 points1 point ago

I had a test that I passed because I overheard some kid say something 5 minutes before a test, and it happened to appear on the test.

[–]zoltar_says[!] 0 points1 point ago

The title of this post literally hurt my head.

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[–]h989 0 points1 point ago

Yup, that's when you go into bullshit mode and write anything to get marks.

[–]Mynci 0 points1 point ago

"Dude, you can common log both sides!"

[–]EuropeanLady 0 points1 point ago

It happened to me many times when I was going to the university, and I even dreamed about this years later. :)

[–]oozerfip 0 points1 point ago

I absolutely hate when the professor goes over the answers to the questions on an exam. Usually I'll be able to hand in an exam and not think about how I did until I get the test back. Being told the answers right away just makes me more paranoid (oh I put that answer...i think...fuck).

[–]spilot 0 points1 point ago

Anyone knows from which season/episode is this from?

[–]pikacz 0 points1 point ago

this whole exam turned your life up-side down face

[–]matthagen 0 points1 point ago

you mean like, "hitler's ass has way too many wooden twizzlers in it." ?

[–]imwatchinu -4 points-3 points ago

"Dafuq i've just heard "

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[–]JacketPotatoes -1 points0 points ago

Yes.

[–]jaggles -1 points0 points ago

This could go either way.